₦airaland Forum

Nice one.....we go soon eat rice be dat....

meanwhile.....
Chaiiiiiii sister!!!!
Doctor : what did u eat? She said : pizza chicken liver sausage and wine Doctor: this is not Facebook speak the truth or else i will leave you to die She said : garri and beans with borehole water���������.

omenkaLives:
That is immaterial at the moment. The point is, AT THE MOMENT, people are going about their normal businesses and no one is killing anyone, to the utter disappointment of all sore losers and jonathanians.

Oga abeg leave jona bobo and face ur fulani herdsmen customers.

HungerBAD:
Exactly.

This is the kind of "ORDER" our Weak President should have given to the Military and Police a long time ago.

I do not support violence in anyway.

No one. I repeat, no one has the monopoly of violence and I advice the people of Benue or elsewhere to not just sit and wait for the next Fulani attack.

You take the fight to them.

Why are the Fulani's not trying this rubbish in the core Niger Delta? Just look at the pictures of dead babies and women I keep seeing from Benue and Taraba.

Buhari you are a weak leader and a very big disappointment at that.

Freaking Moro.n

Modified: Nobody hacked my acct. The pictures of dead children and women eventually got to me. You do not go around killing innocent people for nothing.

I blame the people of Benue,Taraba and Adamawa for this.

If Nigeria wan divide make it divide sef wetin?which kind rubbish be this?why Fulani Herdsmen go dey slaughter people like this?I just dey pissed off.

lol....buhari weak.....i tnk he is only weak intellectually.....not in spilling of innocent blood.

Yeligray:
i wonder... I will vote for buhari in 2019 as payback to those that voted him in 2015, they think that they are wicked

Chai this got me loling....i had to go inside make people no think say nut don loose for my enemy head.

Hmmnn all this abiamo one chance....if na my mumsie....na she go use shout gather villagers....r.i.p. mama....the best no nonsense mother ever....i miss u mama.

meanwhile....

The keke I Entered yesterday jam Range Rover Sport 2017 model, all of us inside the keke ran away including the keke owner.��

congorasta:
Islam is the best religion on earth.. very peaceful

pls say something else......

that is why i always pour a good quantity of salt into the wc.....to avoid stories that touch.

EXPLORER baba
3 gbosa for you.....
much respect.

Organize people from organize country.....
if na my dear niger....u will see them coming together to re-loot....under the auspices of one yeye elder state men.

YACOTE......D GREAT.

Hmmmm......im i the only one that feels that this story no add up at all....
Anyway goodluck.

serverconnect:
He looks timid

lolz....him dey expose before ni

Mbediogu:
Dat is not why school fees are paid. Dat is not what your people sent you to do. Dat is not how to assess a woman for love and marriage. Dat is not how to graduate on time. I do not understand the need for your post. Farewell fellow Nairalander.

Haba.....he shall not die IJN...Amen

Kilode

Yoyostic:
This Iamairforce1 guy is so patient,no matter how they bash him, e no just send anybody.

That is undilluted maturity......

dude just earned my respect.

What a shame.......


Meanwhile.......

Pls let's try and Reduce stress that is becoming traumatizing. An Okada man worked till 2am, on getting home he decided to take a bath. He suddenly ran out naked shouting ghost ghost ghost, narrating his ordeal, he said he has poured water on his head ten times and its not touching his head. On hearing this Neighbors rushed out only to discover he didn't remove His helmet before having His bath. REST IS VITAL! Have a RESTFUL weekend.

seunmsg:
Yesterdays men of power trying desperately to be in the news and remain relevant. Unfortunately for them, majority of Nigerians know better than entrust them with power again.

Majority of nigerians you said.....

Oga abeg speak for urself alone.

Ajewealth123:
Please be kind enough to wish my boy happy birthday.he I a year old today.watching him grow has been wonderful.
My first fruit
My cute boy
My joy
My happiness.
Though they traveled home for the Ileya celebration
So before you trow the religion ish,
Am a Christian and my wife is a Muslim.
Oya let the fight begin.
Lalasticlala
Abeg come do referee for this one o.
Lalasticlala.

And by the way, that's him with his mum's brother.
I love this boy to the moon and back.
Lalasticlala o abeg help me make dem wish am well for me o.
Abeg no foul talk pls, if you have any grievances with me, abeg direct it at me, abeg abeg abeg, spare my son of any yanmayanma talk o abeg

No normal persin go yab this ur son....
the boy is too cute...i swear...too clean

lucky u....

This ur son shall go places
He shall b known for positive tinz
His name shall only b mention where great achievers are.......AMEN and AMEN.

Lord pls restore peace to our country.
meanwhile......
I stopped reciting Nigeria pledge�� since a derica of rice became #300.
"To serve Nigeria with all my strength!"�
For where?
Me whey never chop� today

Sagay212:
This is the lowest any human can go. Even a senile person won't say this. Rats in the president's office? So it means the president is exposed to lassa fever? They don't fumigate the office of the president and the whole aso rock often with the huge year budget allocation? Is it not better to just say the president will be working from home because he needs to recover fully instead of saying Rats destroyed the office? This is why it is important to do a mental test before employing people. This is highly embarrassing and stupid.

lol.....abeg i dey sell ojemgbe rat killer.

Which kind lie be this APC Rats in aso rock
Ha.... this has gotten out of hand seriously,
which kind shameless lies Apc dey release so abeg.....
Tufiakwa.

Neduzze5:
Wey your husband no buy bread or even common chinchin carry bring for us from obodo oyibo London?

Madam go sit down abeg!

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Do you have National ID Card or Permanent Voter's Card? If Yes.
Congratulations!
Go to your Local Government Secretariat to collect the *bread* and *Chinchin* that *Mr. President* brought from London.�✨✨✨
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Congratulations!

Nawa for this country oooo.



*Breaking News!*
Do you have National ID Card or Permanent Voter's Card? If Yes.
Congratulations!
Go to your Local Government Secretariat to collect the *bread* and *Chinchin* that *Mr. President* brought from London.�✨✨✨
�������
Congratulations!

sibdiibrahim:
The enemies are working. Why is there provision for vice president? They poisoned him and they are sending people to disturb him so that he will have high BP and die Prof is doing Baba's work, so keep calm and go back to your works.

Kai....did u just type this
what kind of reasoning is this...
poisoned buhari....

nawa oo

Ewwwwwwwww
That is grosss
tufiakwa for your thinking disabilities.

Akshow:
He was, he is and shall remain clueless.

Argue with ur phone keyboard.

Smhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

luvinhubby:
An international director in Shell BP

Wife to a retired naval chief.

Daughter to a former executive of Shell

Minister of the federal republic of Nigeria for 8yrs

Former OPEC president


And these clowns want me to believe she cannot afford houses in Nigeria and UK.

this woman talks like a pepper seller

u be saint abi

no worry when una tenure expire we go know ur real worth.....dat is including runz and pimping tinz

Bill Gates is just humanity personified
God bless his heart.

kai because of plaintain.....
no sanctity for human life again
tufiakwa
#teamsaynotojunglejustice#

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MyPWisINCORRECT:
Chai see environment... Living for this kind place fit add 20 years to ur lifespan

Naija na 1000 ways to die

If police no empty AK on you
Cultists go behead
Tanker go fall
Boko boys go spray
Flood go drown

fulani herdsmen go kpai

NwaAmaikpe:


Apostle Johnson Suleman's poor church goer's offerings and tithes at work here.

lol....u no go kill persin wit laugh.

NwaAmaikpe:


I honestly respect people wey get the mind to knack sickler.

I've tried it once.
Bad thing the girl was also asthmatic.

I was doing rebete on top of her,
Then her moans turned to groans
Then growls
Then it dawned on me this was not sounds of enjoyment but the pangs of death gripping the Nwaada.

Nwanne, I didn't know when my preek went limp
I started speaking in tongues and sat her upright using my chest to support her.
In the midst of my speaking in tongues, I was quickly calculating how to dispose the body if she died.
God saved me!

Before the break of dawn sef, I had discharge her to go with her problems.
Since then, once you tell me you are a sickler or asthmatic, I make Usain Bolt look like a learner.

u no go kill person for this nairaland ooo
chai...lol