₦airaland Forum

She may have been used to appease 'ogun'....the god of iron!

If you are in that area, please hold your head in your hands oh!

Your girlfriend will not do that for you; so stop being a SIMP.

kevwemike:
I love and cherish her so much and I don't want her to feel bad and one tin I believe is that if I love you: love covers all to the extent I have wash her ass wen she poo so to me bed wetting is nothing.

Remove the front two and replace with goat teeth.

The rich are fraudulent.

This makes me remember Alan Paton's book titled:

CRY THE BELOVED COUNTRY!

This guy makes me laugh in his mention that ladies spread their legs like compass in a math set!
Then what happens to the middle of the 'compass'

superCleanworks:
So there would be no contractual sex if the economy was better?
No matter how good the Nigerian economy becomes, it will not change the EASY MONEY mentality, greed, laziness and HOE NATURE that is prevalent here. Girls from wealthy homes still do it. Even women married to rich men living in comfortable homes still spread their legs like a COMPASS in a math-set.

Arab countries! It's like you don't like your head to remain on your neck.

Akano5:
It still won't stop me even if it's to enter any Arab countries

Wetin? Soft-pedder oh.
You wan take preek kill another man daughter?

Na so sickness full outside.

kestolove95:
Hmmmmn some men sef, wey women full outside na him one tin call wife go do mi yang...

What a rumour!

It's over-population challenge we have in Nigeria. And most of the exploding population challenge is from the North. Most people there continue to churn out children they can't take care of and ship them to the South to beg for alms.
These people need to be enlightened on the consequences of their actions on the economy. Walahi!

That's how we jointly destroy our economy with greed and fraud.

kcprince:
They run to IMF we run to china , African development bank, world bank. In fact we even seek bailout to fund palliative and buy SUV’s for serving members of rep.

Nigerians kill the Naira, nor necessarily the economy.

Are you in the deal too?

Robnectar:
Mumu boy, nah ur father dey head d team, nobody is coming to save anybody

Sex instinct was created to I initiate sex moves and actual involvement.

Be careful of people who offer to help on Nairaland.

Giftedhand47:
I can help
Text me on whatapp on 09014566031

It seems you had a Master's degree in totology!

Jakumo:
Women certainly do enjoy sex more than men BUT they hate ignorant men who don't allow enough time for the woman to get fully aroused before jumping on the poon and climaxing in less than ten minutes long before she is even properly wet and lubricated.

It takes a woman a good 30 minutes to become fully ready for penetration, so it is a terrible mistake to just mount her and start pumping her like a phucking piston the instant her panties come off. Take your time fellas, and be SLOW with the 4play to make it last AT LEAST half an hour until she is BEGGING for the snake before giving it to her as requested. A patient and considerate man can easily make his woman climax 5 times with penetrative sex after adequate 4play, but with the use of a vibrator at the same time, she can explode up to a dozen times per session even if the man only busts 3 nuts during the same time frame.

Finally, society frowns on women that openly express a desire for sex, so they play hard to get, which weeds out less determined men and selectively allows enlightened men who understand female psychology, to enter the promised land with all rights and privileges implied.

Mudslinger, your observations are illogical and devoid of reason.
You are like a thief calling your victim a thief in order to divert attention.

MrBrownJay1:
you have so many profiles on NL, sounds like the "scammer" is you.... ( imagrg, Gee64, Daddycash)

Stop talking like a kindergarten.

myyansh68:
This late 40s heading towards 50s, never still get sense abi?


Remember what I told you on your birthday topic.

Why are you in a hurry to throw away your wealth? What if the value is pegged at $314,514/Pi? You go cry oh.

Be patient boy, you will hit millions with Pi Coin soon.

A trial will conceive you!

siofra:
Even gorillas can't impregnate humans.

It's not possible.

High on colorado

Okay

See what toto wahala can land a man into!

Let's be patient with this government. Though its legitimacy is in doubt, but I think God would turn things around for Nigerians using Tinubu.

Women are scam if men are scum.
Just cum in a scam and scram!

It's normal.

I miss my late wife oh!