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FoodRe: Three Crowns Milk Rewards Mums In ‘Cook For Mum’ Mother’s Day Campaign by Imbecilicsamuel: 5:04pm On Apr 21, 2022
Which brand is better?
PoliticsRe: Burial Photos Of Dr. Chinelo Megafu by Imbecilicsamuel: 5:01pm On Apr 21, 2022
Chai!!

Our feminist club member is gone. embarassed

HealthRe: 6 Reasons Why You Need Braces by Imbecilicsamuel: 4:55pm On Apr 21, 2022
EmekaMD:
oh yeah.
I'm still on retainers now
What's your own aim? Alignment or to straighten buck teeth?
CelebritiesRe: Heavily Pregnant Rihanna & Her Boyfriend, ASAP Rocky Spotted In Barbados by Imbecilicsamuel: 1:13pm On Apr 21, 2022
If it was tiwa now, you would see all sorts of insults and demeaning names from left and right.

But it's rhianna....everybody keep shut. Slaves...

Nizoorian females, I hope you see the hate your males have towards you? Yet you will present yourselves as doormats to inventless ap£$. Sorry for you.
CelebritiesRe: Portable Throws Party To Celebrate His Pregnant Wife & Son Birthday (video) by Imbecilicsamuel: 12:50pm On Apr 21, 2022
What a family. lipsrsealed

PoliticsRe: Central Bank Of Nigeria, Makurdi Branch, Benue State On Fire by Imbecilicsamuel: 12:45pm On Apr 21, 2022
alsudan:
Records damaged in Fire are gone forever. Na the Naija way, we understand.
helinues:
Probably the auditors are visiting this week..
Una understand the game wella.

CBN staff fear auditors pass their branch controller.
CelebritiesRe: Adekunle Gold & Fans Surprise Simi With Gifts And Composed Song On Her Birthday by Imbecilicsamuel: 4:35pm On Apr 20, 2022
See what red pillers are missing because they prefer the rear of their fellow male and enjoy sucking c0cks.

PoliticsRe: Unknown Gunmen Burn Goods, Shops In Anambra (Video, Photos) by Imbecilicsamuel: 4:22pm On Apr 20, 2022
duro4chang:
Hmmmmmmmm
This picture is exactly what is happening in the east just like bokoharam.

They are all running...crossing over the bridge and buying lands from 1diot people who want the issue in jos to happen to them.
RomanceRe: Young Man Weds His American Lover In Akwa Ibom (photos) by Imbecilicsamuel: 4:07pm On Apr 20, 2022
Stanweezy:
I have this Argentine girl I sent friend request on Facebook when I newly opened my account. have been chatting with her since 2010, then I was in year one in Uni while she was in high school more like secondary school here. She was 11yrs then.

she sends me money at times grin
Hunger.

And you spend it on naija girls abi? You are doing well.
RomanceRe: Young Man Weds His American Lover In Akwa Ibom (photos) by Imbecilicsamuel:
God1000:
I'm yet to see young Nigerians marrying young foreigners, why always old women?
Because older oyibo women are the available ones that have decided to make do with Nigerian males with their bad reputation.

That's their value to the world.
RomanceRe: Young Man Weds His American Lover In Akwa Ibom (photos) by Imbecilicsamuel: 4:00pm On Apr 20, 2022
bukky1994:
It is well, happy married life
The sarcasm.

InvestmentRe: List Of Ponzi Scammers In Nigeria: Those At Large By Nnamdi Chife by Imbecilicsamuel: 3:56pm On Apr 20, 2022
I remember when those farm investment solicitors were advertising everywhere including Facebook. shocked
HealthRe: Kyle Gordy, Serial Sperm Donor Begins Tour To Help Many Women Get Pregnant by Imbecilicsamuel: 3:46pm On Apr 20, 2022
He is good-looking. His kids will be beautiful. wink
PoliticsRe: Pantami Calls On Muslims To Build More Mosques, Islamic Centres by Imbecilicsamuel: 3:37pm On Apr 20, 2022
Racoon:
Reactions:
The educated Muslims are waking up small small.

They have learnt their lessons from the pepper that their boko harram brothers put in their eyes thinking it's the nonmuslims that will suffer it.
FamilyRe: Advice To Single Ladies Approaching 40 by Imbecilicsamuel: 12:24am On Apr 20, 2022
All the disgusting f@gg0ts have wanked all over this thread.

Thread stinks big time.

Sh1t.

FamilyRe: Advice To Single Ladies Approaching 40 by Imbecilicsamuel: 12:21am On Apr 20, 2022
emmanuelbrown26:
After doing nyanga and shakara with their youthful age, na when dem turn 40 na when their eyes go clear say man and woman no bi same.
Women dey expire, imagine @40 a woman dun dey fear while @40 na when life of a man start and a man go manage marry una, una no go allow d man to drink water and drop cup.
Be deceiving yourself.

Body go tell you.
Ode.
Science/TechnologyRe: Have You Been Bitten By A Cockroach Before?11 by Imbecilicsamuel:
aribisala0:
Brains are not sold in the market I would have bought one but looking at myself,I probably won't know what to do with it anyway. I am useless and I love c0ckroaches cause it reminds me of C0ck.
If you like report this my comment like you did to the last one.

Buzu.
PoliticsRe: 2face Is Asking Why An Idoma Man Can't Be Governor In Benue, What About Igede? by Imbecilicsamuel:
One thing is certain. A polygamist or $perm banks can't make a good leaders

Tuface take note.
Science/TechnologyRe: Have You Been Bitten By A Cockroach Before?11 by Imbecilicsamuel: 10:00am On Apr 19, 2022
shadrach77:
They do. They provide food for birds and hens
And that's why such birds/hens are filled with cancerous elements.

Not good for human consumption. angry
Science/TechnologyRe: Have You Been Bitten By A Cockroach Before?11 by Imbecilicsamuel: 9:57am On Apr 19, 2022
aribisala0:
Why did God create me?

What usefulness do i have to the planet
Who does more damage to earth? Me or cockroaches
You need to know how you sound. angry
Science/TechnologyRe: Have You Been Bitten By A Cockroach Before?11 by Imbecilicsamuel: 9:56am On Apr 19, 2022
Ikem11:
Lol u know nothing... Scientists prove use of cockroach to make milk is more healthier than cow milk grin

Spit on scientists grin
And we wonder why diseases are becoming more prevalent in this era including 'cooked up' ones.

These people are killing us. angry
Science/TechnologyRe: Have You Been Bitten By A Cockroach Before?11 by Imbecilicsamuel: 9:09am On Apr 19, 2022
I don't know why God created them.
They do nothing for the planet earth. angry
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Finally Joined Nairaland! by Imbecilicsamuel: 9:01am On Apr 19, 2022
SisterFire:
...that person is nofuckstogive same as koyyes.
He is delusional.
Fish head.
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija Shine Ya Eye Reunion Shooting Starts On Monday by Imbecilicsamuel: 8:35am On Apr 19, 2022
This last season was by far one of the most boring seasons. Very predictable.
EducationRe: Sharing The Sex Tape Of Chrisland Schools Student Can Land You In Jail by Imbecilicsamuel: 10:28pm On Apr 18, 2022
theTranslator:
yes that's true('cause it's child porn) but it will still be on thousands of servers and thousands of phones.
Maybe the dark web. undecided
EducationRe: Sharing The Sex Tape Of Chrisland Schools Student Can Land You In Jail by Imbecilicsamuel: 10:22pm On Apr 18, 2022
Child p0rnography is a crime.

Redpillers, take note.
FamilyRe: I'm Getting Tired Of This Marriage! by Imbecilicsamuel: 10:20pm On Apr 18, 2022
DispatcherLagos:
Alright...EOD.
You won.
Happy now?

You're free to live any kind of life you deem fit, just like I am.
[s]Meantime go and check the meaning of the word "simp" cos you are using it inappropriately[/s].
I am well acquainted with the word 'simp' to know that red pillers are a perfect represention. grin
FamilyRe: I'm Getting Tired Of This Marriage! by Imbecilicsamuel: 10:03pm On Apr 18, 2022
DispatcherLagos:


[s]Lol..... probably they never serve you "Breakfast" when they do and luckily you survive it, you will know the difference between "capital B and ukwu efi".

Naija babes no be your mate o.... better turn gangster with them else you will contemplate visiting third mainland bridge one day[/s]
Take your own advice cause you need it.

That's not your girlfriend but your fvck mate. On top of that, you are burning cash on her which clearly tells us she is the one doing you a favour.

Na you be the thirsty simp. Sorry. grin
FamilyRe: I'm Getting Tired Of This Marriage! by Imbecilicsamuel: 9:48pm On Apr 18, 2022
DispatcherLagos:
Of course.... she dey chop my d1ck Wella.

What else do you want to accuse me of...let me clarify it for you sir
You haven't defined your relationship well. Perhaps you don't even know.

Ask her. grin
FamilyRe: I'm Getting Tired Of This Marriage! by Imbecilicsamuel: 9:39pm On Apr 18, 2022
DispatcherLagos:

[s]Think of it anyway and anyhow you want.... after all you can't ever convince "who dey don wash.....take cook for,".

I can be very romantic and loving....but I don't let it interfere with my peace of mind and happiness[/s].
It's pointless to come out here and pretend to be someone you are not. grin

That girl dey chop you wella. cheesy

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