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And she is from CALABAR

Fear the bolded

Who be this "joro" wey dey spoil market for we guys?

#PadlockthatBae

Davido,
Pls N30,000,000,000-N7,400,000=N29,926,000,000

Remember to add that to your next song

E still plenty.

And she had to do it with a chelsea jersey

I'm so furious

Pls make a video..

I'm yet to see a proper suicide video.

Bye now

Mr fineboy

I wonder where it has taken you to

Currently typing from my village

ALABI wehdone!!! Bayern una uselessness no start today.

prela:
Freak

pretty smile

Hmmmm

No comment

I found this story very hilarious

Meanwhile, where the "gegemu" or whatever. Make I taste am small.

folarinmiles:
Please who is "lalasticlala" and why does everyone scream the name just to pass a message.

I'm just a new member

"lalasticlala" is the moniker you scream when you want your threads to get an easy route to front page.

And to mention, he loves snakes

Not your looks, maybe your black hairy butt

That her big ynash go just swallow that emm baby joystick

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ZarZar:
But they're competing with other people & you, you'll be competing only with yourself to break your last records for your fatherland

Lol, I'm not like her though. No man has ever died on my bed

I'd think about that next time . Add "yet" to your last statement.


Be thankful while it lasts

ZarZar:
Lol, they say when you sleep with someone from another country make sure to exceed your previous work because now you're not representing only yourself but an entire country I get what you mean though but I still believe she must have been really into you. Shrugs.

Even in the Olympics, some athletes representing their countries still carry last no matter their effort. Don't they?

Well, you found yourself that guy. I cannot comman kee myself

ElsonMorali:
Lol. I know you're just kidding. Southies are sweet, Naija babes sef no dey carry last. Just some few she-demons in their midst is all.

As to the bolded. Imma go camp in her place for the weekend. I love living dangerously anyway.

After receiving a busted cap up your butt right?

Tell that to a nurse

ZarZar:
But I thought that's your area of expertise as a Calabar guy You just ruined your street cred

We're not sex freaks by the rule of thumb. Maybe she really liked you, if you kwim. Nothing wrong with liking sex with someone you like imo.

My own "calabar" boy no reach that side. To dey knack 24/7 as if na the sole purpose God bring me come this earth. Money on ma mind

Besides, S/O to my "404" loving hommies. I can see wia Una dey get Una stamina from.

ElsonMorali:
Lol. Come now, don't tarnish ZarZar's image online. I'm sure she's cool.

And don't assume all Southy girls are bad because of a few.

Nationality doesn't determine your character.

Some Naija babes will make you weep blood. Doesn't mean all Naija babes evil.

Bro,
I was only joking na. I should know better than to generalise.
I know, she might be a sweet lady but visit at your own risk
Besides Naija babes are mini demons

ZarZar:
What did she do to you, hotstuff?

That's an understatement
My third leg is still recovering from the trauma it was put through because of overdose

ElsonMorali:


I wouldn't mind being raped in this instance. I'm sure ZarZar will be gentle with me.

Bro,
Have you ever heard of rape being gentle?

Take my advice. Run for your life especially from SA chicks.
Na God deliver me with the last one I get

ElsonMorali:
Lol. So what If I was coming around to visit you on Saturday?

Dont

Except you want to be raped

Phew!!!
If you see the speed wey I take open this thread enh.
I been think say na one crazy Naija girl wey I been date and my pix go dey among.

Ehen!!! Kenyan peeps and sex are like 5 and 6. (help with tha pix someone)

Wait o.

Na my wedding this girl come publicise here.

I cannot take it.

Familiar spirit at work

You're as fugly as my black hairy ass

mercyway:
I can give you that, I bet only on weekends. The game is ready but shall be given to you by Friday(if you are interested). You need a sportbook that has 'corner market' because that is what I specialize on. Let me know if you are interested

I don't really understand what you mean by "sportbook" and "corner market".

I just need me codes for bet9ja. My padi wan bet big.

BabaCommander:
After it click now, you will disappear..
Niguurs hia too like free things.

bro. I'm not like that

Just have a lil trust

dcolumbus001:
I can do that

You sure? Na person investment o.

Besides, are you on BBM?

I need sure games for this weekend with at just 5+ odds.
You would be duly rewarded with 5k if it clicks.

Pls be sure o. Na better money the guy one put

Nice