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You test it by placing a stethoscope on the heart. If the the heart beat rate doesn't exceed 100 per sec then youd know the love is fake

Suzuki? I'd pass on this. I'd rather go for a jincheng car

If you cant heed to the op's advice, pls make sure you have a banging body at least to save us the horrors of your unclad bodies. With that, you can still hold your head up high and work confidently on the streets

SoftP:
Without Mixing words, 90% of cars in Nigeria has that Check indicator light on.

exhausted all options to check if my car was healthy, i was made to understand that though my car was in good condition and ok, but the reason my check light was still on is because I didn't get my parts directly from the manufacturer.
No matter how well u try to clear it off, it will still resurface.
So i totally don't agree with OP's idea that check light indicates an unhealthy engine

Your engine check light is probably on because of your emission system. Go and have it checked. That's what causes most check engine lights that stays on

This country hard oooo

That guy is lucky someone like me doesn't live around that kind of place. Everything there for just turn upside down. Mumu woman wrapper :

holaxi:
No bro,its not about the sex... I just love this girl.. I know myself if I should get angry once it's over , but the girl has a lot of good attributes in her. I'm just trying to do everything to make her come back to her senses.

You should ask yourself if the girl is loving you back the same way you love her. Stop treating yourself with such disdain biko

Trust me, this are not calabar girls

The irony of the footage was that they were listening to beautiful people by ed sheeran meanwhile they were not acting beautiful

Who tell una say willy na oyingbo? Correct igbo man there

JOHNFBOSCO:
thank you...but re there any irregularities or shortcomings from the phone...is it hot under some certain use??

None that I know of. It just gets a bit warm under heavy game usage.

JOHNFBOSCO:
pls sir, how much did u get the A70 for...I ve been wanting to buy that phone since...

Got mine for 125k but the price must have come down a little bit for now. The phone is a beast.

GAZZUZZ:


Vehicle history, before import.

https://en.bidfax.info/honda/accord/2041071-honda-accord-exl-2014-black-24l-vin-1hgcr2f85ea137367.html

Price ₦5,000,000

Location Gazzuzz Autos

2c Awe St, Ifako-Ijaiye, Lagos
0803 391 0382 https://g.co/kgs/4XWo4S

Contact phone number 08033910382

WhatsApp https:///2348033910382

This is more than the mileage I've got for my 2007 Camry . It shows your transparency though which is good. I'd be coming to your workshop soon.

Harlem2:
What is the name of the simulator
Cuz I play tuborprop

Microsoft flight simulator X

I think I'd be applying for this. My 5000 flying hours on Flight simulator should do the trick

Make I hear say I pay

Lucasino:
Who has the idea of how much it cost to change Shock Absorber of Toyota Camry (Big Daddy) . .. I want to know the price range so mechanic no go chop me

front and back...30k

It didn't occur to anybody to see the sacarsm in his write-up/post. It's really scary the kind of dumb Nigeria breeds these days

Wait till they spend the whole treasury on trivial things like makeup, handbags and shoes

It will transform Nigerian economy as well as your bank account

roughneck:
Hello guys.. It’s not about the egusi, it about the nature of the egusi whether its grounded and in a powdery form or it’s normal form. Already grounded egusi falls into the category of powdery substances which are usually not allowed in an hand luggage however if it’s still in it’s normal form, there’s no reason why it can’t go in the hand luggage. Even in the powdery form, it can still be carried in the checked in luggage. This applies to other food items that could take different forms e.g ogbono, crayfish. The best you can do is put all your food items in your checked in luggage to avoid stories that touch. Looking at the scenario here, that’s the secondary screening at the boarding gate where the airline conducts its own check so there’s a chance that the egusi is in powdery form. If you like give quarantine people all your money and you put your food items in your hand luggage, you are on your own.
Ps.. Qatar airways does not tolerate any form of food item in its cabin..

Lol...Very right bro. Be like say I be the one wey stop you sef

dokyOloye:
Foreigners are allowed to bring in almost all kind of foods and others they want but for Nigerians to go with ours na wahala.
And this is perpetrated by fellow Nigerians in their quest for bribes.
Buhari claims to be fighting corruption but has not sanitized Nigerian police,customs and all the bribe seeking agencies like NAFDAC, immigration, etc in the airports.

Don't be ignorant bro. He could go with that but egusi or any other foodstuff is not allowed as carry-on luggage. He should have simply checked it in. From the scenario, I can tell he is at the boarding gate and that's his carry on luggage

dadalicious:
Ignorance is really a disease.
When I wa younger, anytime I see that whitish clouds from an airplane, I always thought it was a jet moving very fast.
Thank bro for enlightenment

and who told you the op has enlightened you. The op has just succeeded in dropping wrong info here.

Ok

deeswagger:
All these mumu boiz, fine u won in court... But STFU and let it slide, knowing fully well ur story was fake, now who will laugh last... Before now nobody knew u had sex and got expelled, now we all know...


Btw, your sperm na super glue?

sperm wey never comot in a long time dey thick like that and e dey dey like super glue

drnoel:
Anoda one bites the dust. Children everywhere. How old are u?

You started very well but with your subsequent comments, you're not a very smart man. It's obvious pu77y has shaped your thoughts...SMH

KingLennon:
They said we are not Intelligent abi? Those yahoo boys will continue proving dem wrong.

so your idea of being intelligent is being a thief abi? It's a pity

For the police to respond immediately, that means the power bike owner must have been connected to high places.

ccollins:
yes

OK. Get LORATADINE tablet and take one daily to relief the itching then get anthisan cream to take care of all those discolouration. I think it's scabies and it does not have to do with dog bite

Get anthisan cream. It'd work like magic though it's on the high side in terms of price

ccollins:
i have had this skin discolouration for going to 3 years since 2016 or earlier... i am not sure whether its a rash or infection. at first, i thought its nothing ,that after some usage of good body cream and dettol usage.it would wipe off and my skin back to normal but it has failed to cleanse which surprise me because as of since last year, i have been taking good care of my skin to extent that people i meet do say i look good. so please what is the cause, the problem and the solution? @ nairalanders pics below

is it itchy?

yeyerolling:
Its normal for nigerian guys to do d calling. If u dey dat kind of relationship ehn. D day she wud call u. She is about to cheat. My ex do am for me. She wud call on her way to man house, so i wont bother calling her for a while. Womeeeeeeeeeen

Had to laugh at this. Nigerian girls and their cunny ways. See ingenuity at its peak....

Damn that hoe disguised as gf