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wintersnow:
So I've been dating this girl for almost three years now, we hardly get into any quarrel or misunderstanding but something strange happened yesterday when she cane over to my place..
So yesterday was my birthday, I wasn't having much cash on me, so I didn't plan on celebrating it, my phone rang, she called me and said she was coming over.. I arranged my room speedily... When she got to my place, she brought out some snacks and ice cream we talked and laughed, did our normal romance... She then told me to close my eyes, she dipped her hand inside her bag and brought out a white packaged T- shirt , she then told me to open my eyes..I was excited tho when she handed it to me.. We started romancing for about 30 minutes, and I playfully asked her, how much she got the T shirt, immediately her mood changed, she just stood up collected the t-shirt and left..I tried stoping her she refused. Now she's not even picking my calls anymore, to make matters last year when she had her birthday she asked me how much the gown I bought for her cost! And I told her without any sign of anger
This thing dey vex me sha...

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Is it a crime to ask your gf/bf/wify/husby how much a present he/she got for you cost?

That's the problem I have with guys. You don't deem yourself fit to get a gift from her (whether expensive or not) for you to be asking that boring question? Work on your self esteem. Let her please you and don't ask questions about "how much she acquired the shirt" at that moment(maybe at a later time)

She sees two things: 1. She feels you will undervalue her gift, if she tells you the price of the shirt (since she got it cheap). Your body language and your discussions with her might reek of that

OR

2. She feels insulted that you asked as per "you know her as broke.

To be honest, you deserve what you got.

OP, you try. These pictures really cracked me up .

Make I stop to laugh. People don dey shift from where I dey

Who knows her PPA? I want to tell her something

@Op. You make no sense at all. How does abbreviation of "IJN" stop the love of God the father and his son for us?
Do you know how many sins you commit yourself without knowing?

My advice for you: Stop being a judgemental person. We have all gotten it wrong. Why Africa?

benswagtt:
weytyn dis one dey do gra gra and nyanga for? mtcheeew! park well! forming boss when u've never known the feeling of having a girlfriend

LMAO!!! I know your type. Girls don carry you play ball finish

smileslola:
Why should I PM you then?

To know you first. That's what is important. If you don't see it that way. Bye

smileslola:
...I realized I'll be 34 soon. Time has crept by and I''m still so single. It's time to find a man. A real man!

About Me:
I'm female...yoruba...Lagosian
I really don't look anything near 34yrs, more like 25...lol
I'm very fit, moderately tall, pretty face.
I'm naturally gentle and quiet
I have a good job and a masters degree

What I want
Good looking man, fit, at least moderately tall
Anywhere from 30-40yrs old as long as you are mature.
Very well spoken
Christian, not just a church goer but born again
Lives in Lagos
Genotype AA
Has a good job or business
Has marriage on his mind within the next one year
I don't mind if you have kids, as long as there's no baby mama drama

Any interested guys can reach me by email: smileslola@yahoo.com

PM me. Let's chat. I'm not interested in your proposal. Just to let you know

muller101:
We are not interested. We want to see baba

Who are "we"? Iffa slap you

Don't mind that ekuke, He is just trying hard to be ironic

gseun53:
this one weak me o how would an unemployed Individual be better than the managing director of dealdey

NwaAmaikpe:


Don't waste your time applying.
An unemployed person is better than the MD of DealDey

Our entertainment environment is so not conducive . The movie "Captain America: civil war" did a Nigerian scene but guess what, Not in the messed up country.

magicminister:
BULLSHIT!!!

I am strongly inclined to believe that the government is telling a huge lie.

1- Medical visas from India do not take that long.
2- No south-African hospital would deny a patient based on the fact that he is a foreigner.

The government did not do their due diligence and made excuses till this man died.
His life is not worth spending money on.

Even if the Governor disbursed money, the money was embezzled and then excuses were made until this man died.

Where are the supporting documents that they made this efforts? Where is his passport?? What about other countries?
You can get an England Visa the same day if its a medical emergency.
You can get a US visa within a week if its a medical emergency.
You can fly without visa to neighbouring African countries with better medical facilities.

my thoughts exactly.

I've never seen a state government as inept as the cross river state government.

Scam government

E fit be the person wey him dey select randomly na him second account.

Besides, I need the list of Twitter celebrities wey dey dash money.

It's just a matter of time

I am not satisfied.

All I see are perverts parading her just to have a full view of her woman parts which they can never have except they visit a brothel.

I mean, we should stop thinking backwards in Nigeria.
Don't you think when you commit these abominable acts, these politicians see you as animals? This makes them unaccountable for their deeds because they feel that they are dealing with barbaric animals who don't know how to go about the rule of law.

Think. Why has nobody said anything about lynching even the police?

I'm sure the pilot engaged the reverse thruster without fully putting the engine to idle..

Just my guess sha

Keke inspired
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Kylekent59:
How many of you got this message?

you're outdated

I most monitor my wife on my wedding day

Na public toilet sure pass to woo

Educative post...we need more of these posts on NL not "Evans is shitting watery shit in cell"

Exercise helps with depression.

Shameful act

Nice tips for single men to live a balanced life

Sleep excessively in Naija and watch folks call you "LAZY"

Bad mentality

holatin:
same here man. though mine is 17 years. always wish I could erase the memory of those years we lived together funny enough now they are friend.

I pray that they become friends at least even though my mum has moved on. My dad sure knows how to keep a grudge.

My mum, precious soul.

To be very honest, Nothing.

My mum and dad has been separated for approximately 12 years. He has been beclouded by hatred for her that it has ultimately transferred to us without him been conscious of that fact.

I hope he finds his way to light and happy fathers' day to him.

The Notebook

Fake story

Nice

Hmmm

Just in case sha

reminiscing:
I don't know what is wrong but I can start by saying, I haven't been really lucky with relationships. I am beautiful, can express myself, I am exceptionally smart (not hyping) ,I relate well, I am very jovial but highly principled.

Guys come around but it's either they are not my spec or I am too egocentric... I think
The ones that happened to be my spec and we dated and most of them think I am too beautiful to be dating only them, they feel I am double dating but it's not true.

Currently, a friend got to introduce me to his guy friend and we were just friends at first,he has got a good job and still building his career but he barely calls or chat. He was the same person that told my friend that he needs a girlfriend and he told him I am his kind.
But what is wrong?

I am beginning to think something is wrong with me, please I need mature advise

Why didn't you come to me? I'm your enemy henceforth