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Aonkuuse:
M'gu sha Abuja

Ok...nahan orla tinubu a nongu a pande nyare u kwayan mashi mkulem ma kwa nahan

Aonkuuse:
Kwagh mo er ga chii, ka haman jiir u lu Higan?

Toh..Wuese tér ...Mgu hen Jos...wegh er?

Aonkuuse:
Doom u zuan a we hen, mo ka Kunav sha Vandeikya

Mo ka ooo...Doom kpishi ...mgu Nongov sha tse utem hen tsav guma..

Yange yó gu zan dido ko

Aonkuuse:
Itiyam er Aondoakula, itiyor ka a na?

Mnénà shin kutim

Aonkuuse:
Msugh kpishii, kwagh er ga ga'a an'gom

Itiyor er Aonkwasi ...shining?

Aonkuuse:
But it's common that mothers like last borns more... Like in Tiv tradition, last Borns are the ones who inherits the mothers property shall....

Anyways, the thing is parents are really funny, my father liked our second born very well.... Do you know why.... Because our second born took the resemblance of our mother... Not because he was well behaved, but because he loves our mother and our second born is just exactly like her...

Really never heard about this....msurgh an'gior

Bintdawood:
Hey immarocks I’ve been trying to reply you in the food section but then i get banned all the time. So i decided to share the recipe through this thread.

Goruba (doum palm) enhances the taste of waina. But you can also make it without using goruba, just that it makes it taste better.

In a small bucket, soak the doum palm (goruba)for at least an hour. Wash and pound your millet to remove the chaff. Take it to be blended, adding ginger and cloves.
Remove the doum plam (goruba) seed from the water and add sugar, salt, and baking powder. Stir until it's all dissolved. Then, add the already blended mixture to the bucket, and add yeast. Stir it well.
After adding the yeast, keep the mixture in a warm place to allow it to rise well. After it has risen, heat oil in your masa pan. Use a ladle or a deeper spoon to scoop the mixture into the pan. Allow it to cook on one side before flipping it over.
I hope this helps🌝🌝🌝

Ok...thank you...it quite easy I was even thinking rice will be added to make it fluffy.
I will def. Save this recipe.

Acha...
Tiny and plenty sand ...rich man pikin can not Wash it

heendrix:
Kumater in the building

Mnénà....aka "Ashê kuma ù tér. In the building 🥰

Tonero5200:
No matter how useless a man is, once he dies the household of the family strength changes. It might not be financially rather emotionally and physically.

Here are my reasons

My dad is a man who drinks alot to the extend we the children are embarrassed for him because we can't go to functions he goes to... because as he goes, he comes back in a different way.

So we do everything possible to avoid where he is at, but on some occasions we cant..depends on how close the celebrant is. Then we bore it in mind that that day we might get to hear something that offends us.. the shame and embarrassment and might retaliate or ignore.


Being one of the senior men alive, they always come to pay homage everytime despite being the way he is..to settle dispute and to also pray for them.. and also tell them about history how we related and mention names of our forefathers, tracing back their Roots step by step..he knows all..because his father also told him. so they respect him for that as an elderly man even though dry gin is his best friend. all they can do was to talk and laugh behind his back. When he's sober they dare not make jest of him.
I repeat they dare not.


But now he's been dead about 4years ago and I tell you we that normally get the first invitation of marriage ceremony or any functions happening in the extended family no longer gets invited.

Nobody has come in to ask hwfar from us the children since he was buried. They see us as not important since the elderly man is no more.

Our family house that used to trooped in by different new faces almost every week don't see it no more


I am not talking about money here, I am good... But even if I don't have...my elder brother who is a graduate the back bone is there...but I am just stating the obvious fact...

THAT everybody has use no matter how useless you perceive them to be and one day you might get to realise that.


The thing is that during those period we don't even take it as anything. Instead we the children gets angry whenever they comes to inform him for a function because we know that week we will not sleep at night...but as it has its advantages so those it has it disadvantages.

This is saddening...
your story reminds me of my father except for the drinking part...
He was respected...holds alot of history that ordinarily people don't know about both the family and village and so many cultures... People come to him for pictures of relations distant and close, when they need to take important decisions. He takes the final decision and best advice to give and trust me if disregard it na you go regret, negotiation skills is top notch especially at marriage and family meetings. It's so painful he won't be at mine and make it memorable ...no dulling moment with the man. I MISS HIM SO MUCH

Hideaki:
Sapa rice with hot choco

Oga / madam abeg Fear God ... Sapa ke

Bintdawood:
The way Nairalanders dey call me Hajiya ehnn😹😹
Okay will share it buh first i’d like to ask if you know Doum palm... its called “Goruba” in my language

Yes ...I know goruba... kwakwan biri ko...

Bintdawood:
The way Nairalanders dey call me Hajiya ehnn😹😹
Okay will share it buh first i’d like to ask if you know Doum palm... its called “Goruba” in my language

Lolss...you are our very own resident hajiya.
I know "goruba"..kwakwan biri ko?
Our song that year...."Kai, jamilu,goron goruba"

Bintdawood:
Fish Peppersoup🌝 buh e don burst burst
Wainar gero (millet masa)

Sannu hajiya...millet masa never heard of it..
How is it made

I hope you went to relax at the monument bar or bright of benin afterwards...

[quote author=Kingozymandias post=125688783]The Kafirs have ruined this zoo😡

It used to be so serene and well maintained.[/quote

What does your kafirs mean ...let me confirm before I say my mind .

Finally meet up with you guys...I miss all the mouth watering food pictures...
All the gbas gbos.. It's all fun

No wonder Jos town seems dry this week...


We are in the era of suspension

siu4real:
I finally completed the ICPC registration successfully yesterday but my picture didn't show up on the Photo Card form,i don't know if its temporary service problem or what because i uploaded my passport pic before i was able to proceed.Anyone here with similar case?

Link please

Can someone help me get my status approved?...I don't have money to pay though . Thank you

Mrmed:
Baba, can you also be a blessing to your brother by teaching me graphic design small? Maybe weekends

I am on this table too sir..help a soul brother

descarado:
It is very nutritious and healthy. I was hooked.
What's amora pls?

Its a special native food for people in southern plateau,its made with starch.
Surprisingly someone made a post about it here on NL ....(can't paste the link but please check this user name ...vinegurl)
Is there anything one will not find on NL?

descarado:
Any akwaibom in da house.
Ukang ukom
And I love it absolutely
I make akwaibom food courtesy grandma gift on youtube.
Grated unripe banana or plantain.
Food dey this country o.

Will love to try this someday ..looks likes AMORA a plateau delicacy

brandonobi:
Manual toasted sandwiches, wish it all belonged to be

This is beautiful...just use it to decorate your wall

Mvena:
Hajia kwa?? No oo
Namesake, wow! That’s good. Nice to meet you

Lolsss. Same here queen of meme.

Mvena:
We call it Ashwe where I come from

Now I know where you come from,you my name sake...I use to think you are one hajia.

armyofone:
I remember it from the north. I'm trying to remember the name we used to call the veg.

That's barkata...yakuwa is the leave.

Dorwadora:
If you don't like using condoms why not advice your babes to use contraceptives ?

Moreover, I hope you know that STDs no dey show for face?

Na wa ooo...so you rather opt for or advice another woman to use contraceptive not minding the effect of those drugs on the female body just so an irresponsible man can keep sleeping around raw...haaaa ...this gender sha

Tulsaguy:
Boys de Nairaland de beg for urgent 2k....Una no fit help those ones, na all these evening newspapers una go de send raba give.....


Na so one slide into my dm on Twitter... saying stuffs like

'I like your political commentary" "I just decide to follow"


Me sharp guy... Thank you bae. Next thing

"Hope you were not affected by the covid-19 lock down.

I said not really much. Next thing...

" I lost my job and it has really been difficult to keep up since then. I can't even buy my pad bla bla..... "

As the alaye guy wey I be.... Oh... Sorry eh....
Next.... I don't mind anything.....


I just de laff d shameless dude or could even be a guy sef.


I just throw the bomb.... I can link you up some cool money links online.... Can you work online... Bae said yes....


I said OK.... Build your profile on upwork and when you done... Let me review it....

That was the last I heard of the oloshoguy.....

I will like to DM you concerning upwork if you don't mind.

Farid24224:
She was my girlfriend oooo..She was suffering from Jinn possession but I stayed with her because I love her..She's been having crisis but not that serious one...That day just before morning assembly I saw people running and screaming downstairs...I went to take a look because I love exploring.. Only to find my bae with pig head walking through the corridor...I just stood there watching because I was so shocked..Then some students pushed me off the stairs and I fell down..I was lifted up by some students and we ran out through the gate..Our religion teachers did their work and she was normal hours later.

After that I said Nbam!!! I no do again..

You are a Muslim?

Halcyon123:
What you do is get you kabewa,peel and remove the seeds and cook it.
When us ready,add it to you tomatoes, pepper and tattashe and grind. If your using bones for it,just pour you blended kebewa and tomatoes to the boiled bones and stock and allow to simmer. Next add you veges. You don't really need groundnuts for the soup but you can add a little if you want.

Will definitely use this recipe when next am making masa. How you doing ,hows KD

Stupid dishonest girl... Just 30k you think our have made it in life what about tomorrow .she has blocked her help for tomorrow and blocked that of other innocent people that will seek help from him. Shame.