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Christianity Etc › Re: After We Kiss Fresh Kiss And Make Out. i start to vomits by Immorttal: 5:45pm On May 23, 2017

makydebbie:
I can't fry my brain, trying to read this.

wey you dey since?

Romance › Re: Nigerian Lady Who Married An Uber Driver Tells Her Story (Photos) by Immorttal: 6:35am On May 22, 2017

Dimples182:
Potatoes

yams

Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Immorttal: 6:29am On May 22, 2017

Immorttal:
Can i send money abroad with western union?

Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Immorttal: 6:10am On May 22, 2017

HazzanTazzan:
@tabbaz...

The stupid guy from yesterday morning came back to still ask me to send payment first.

I guess he ran away earlier cos I made it very clear that It's either he sends the funds first or we use escrow...

He came back last night to tell me this rubbish ...
My head just spark...

hahaha, your indignation no be here oo

Nairaland General › Re: Do You Have Secrets You Intend To Take To The Grave? Get Some Off Your Chest by Immorttal: 8:14pm On May 21, 2017

Burna88:
biko,i used to Do it even yet i was attracted to guys,But now Im no sure of myself grabbin d offer or Not ,i have Nothing against it ü get.

do you know how many percent of people that are bi, leave your life jare you will outgrow it.

Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Immorttal: 8:57am On May 21, 2017

Can i send money abroad with western union?

Business › Re: Masters Energy Industrial City, Abia State (Photos) by Immorttal: 2:54pm On May 15, 2017

izzou:
Am here to learn

How many plots of land is 211,209 hectares?

about 2,745,717 plots of land. A hectare is about 13 plots (50x100)

Crime › Re: Missing 15-Year-Old South African Girl Found Burnt To Death (Photos) by Immorttal: 2:26pm On May 15, 2017

thesicilian:
In my next life I pray I don't come as an African.

you might find yourself in andromeda galaxy

Christianity Etc › Re: Would You Regret It After At Last, There's No Heaven by Immorttal: 1:08pm On May 14, 2017

shadeyinka:
If paradise isn't real and I am conscious, what then do you call that environment?

If there is nothing like afterlife, then, no consciousness after death. Which means there is NOTHING to regret.

BUT

The converse is true. You die only to discover that there is heaven and Hell. You will weep in Anguish!

what if you died and discover that yahweh is not owner of that heaven and you've wasted your time worshipping another god, na thunder dem go use do koboko on you. cheesy

Crime › Re: The Face Of The Thief Electrocuted By Barbed Wire in Kogi (Photos) by Immorttal: 12:32pm On May 14, 2017

kingzizzy:
Is he actually dead? The second picture shows him raising up his hand!

Besides, how do we know he is even a thief? The guy could have been just a guy jumping the wall to meet his lover secretly. Who knows?

then that lover killed him wink

Car Talk › Re: 15 Interesting Facts About Armoured Vehicles That Most People Might Not Know by Immorttal: 11:00am On May 14, 2017

groovie:
Pry open the fuel tank and put a grenade inside.
The day i saw this in a movie i discovered how everything is vanity

my bro, am in love with dartz motors, if i get my hand on one soon, i will customise it with stealth automatic shooting gaps. Am protected 100%

Christianity Etc › Re: How Could you claim you Know God Yet Lack Power To Work? by Immorttal: 10:51am On May 14, 2017

Trash!

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Romance › Re: Man Catches His Best Friend In Bed With His Wife, Beats Him With Machete(video+p by Immorttal: 10:48am On May 14, 2017

If this guy have a good lawyer, this video can be used against the man.

Romance › Re: Man Catches His Best Friend In Bed With His Wife, Beats Him With Machete(video+p by Immorttal: 10:48am On May 14, 2017

If this guy have a good lawyer, this video can be used against the man. Attempted murder

Romance › Re: Man Catches His Best Friend In Bed With His Wife, Beats Him With Machete(video+p by Immorttal: 10:43am On May 14, 2017

jericco1:
Woo men.

Woe men

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Romance › Re: Man Catches His Best Friend In Bed With His Wife, Beats Him With Machete(video+p by Immorttal: 10:37am On May 14, 2017

I think it was a setup with the wife. The wife reported to the husband of his incessant randy habits with her and they agreed to set him up.

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Romance › Re: She Doesn't Want To Date Me Because I'm An Atheist by Immorttal: 11:54pm On May 13, 2017

chronique:
I once met a lady like that too. She came to market her bank to me and we became friends. The moment she started talking about not believing in Christianity and Islam, and started talking about how she likes eckankar and amorc, I started giving her serious space. A lot of us grew up under certain religions and it's very hard to just be with someone who doesn't even believe there is a God somewhere. I think you should date from your circle of atheists folks.

eckankar and armorc are way better than christianity and islam, they have some hidden truth about the universe and our journey here. Research all religion, thats what open minded folks do.

Christianity Etc › Re: What Category Of Theism And Atheism Do You Belong? by Immorttal: 6:42am On May 13, 2017

Franzinni:
I don't fall under any category...

I don't have one.

Because....

I AM GOD!!!!

And so are you....

i still think we created this sh*t we found ourselves in, this might be a playground and equally learning platform.i think we are a part of the first cause.

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Christianity Etc › Re: The Journey To Becoming The Supreme Avatar - The Theory Of Everything. by Immorttal: 4:29pm On May 12, 2017

Billyonaire:
Thanks, I am on it.

if you encounter difficulty i will give you a working link.

Christianity Etc › Re: A List Of 700+ Verses In The Bible Condoning Rape, Murder, Hate And Lunacy by Immorttal: 5:17pm On May 09, 2017

Aaronsrod:
Abeg repent. the Bible says in Luke 12:5 Fear him who, after your body has been killed, has authority to throw you into hell. Yes, I tell you, fear him.

Religion is built on fear, Religion itself=lies. Dont threaten me with the idea of hell fire or i will threaten you with a 9mm.

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Christianity Etc › Re: A List Of 700+ Verses In The Bible Condoning Rape, Murder, Hate And Lunacy by Immorttal: 2:40pm On May 09, 2017

GloriaNinja:
MUST YOU BLASPHEME AND BLAST THE GOD THAT CREATED YOU?? DO YOU THINK EVERYTHING IN THE BIBLE IS REAL? MODERN DAY BIBLE IS EXCERPT AND EDITED.

and you have to comment with all caps on so that your imaginary god can see you defending its atrocities. cry

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Travel › Re: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by Immorttal: 2:15pm On May 09, 2017

BullRider:
I paid 28,000 plus another 7000 naira for express and got it the same day in warri delta state.

can i apply from another state, am not from delta

Business › Re: Today's Naira Exchange Rate Against The Dollar, Pounds And Euros by Immorttal: 1:25pm On May 08, 2017

I want it to become 1000

Pets › Re: Diary Of President Ot Ukladnikova by Immorttal(op): 12:21pm On May 08, 2017

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Pets › Re: Diary Of President Ot Ukladnikova by Immorttal(op): 12:19pm On May 08, 2017

In this diary. He is 5months at the time of this photo. Ignore his legs, its not a sign of down pasterns na him pose cause am.

Travel › Re: Abakaliki, The Salt City, Serene And Beautiful by Immorttal: 12:00pm On May 08, 2017

hucienda:
Twin with Salt Lake City, Utah. No?

salt lake city,Utah is different na. You cant compare Nigeria with America na grin

Phones › Re: Why Does Tecno Produce Substandard Phones??? by Immorttal: 8:06am On May 08, 2017

Flagship phones like Samsung galaxy and iphones anytime anyday, you wont understand until you handle one.

Sports › Re: 28-Year-Old Manchester United Fan Who Died Watching Match In Calabar Buried by Immorttal: 6:07am On May 08, 2017

Kebreal92:
Death; The veil which those who lived called life... They sleep and the veil is lifted. May we end Well... Ameeeeen

o true, when we die we wake up and realise who we are.

Sports › Re: 28-Year-Old Manchester United Fan Who Died Watching Match In Calabar Buried by Immorttal: 6:06am On May 08, 2017

malsnoop:
That's his phone numbers incase you wanna call HIM

the phone number is there incase manchester united decides to show some love to the family. Smart move if you ask me.

Christianity Etc › Re: How To Hack The Church To Manifest Your Desires! by Immorttal: 9:55pm On May 07, 2017

Nice one, there is nothing man cannot achieve, you just need to raise your vibration above it and feel that you have achieved it. Ride on bro, waiting for updates

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Christianity Etc › Re: My Atheist Brother by Immorttal: 3:22pm On May 07, 2017

And his name is? Jehovah

your score? 0/100
next person pls

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Business › Re: Samuel Robinson: 18-Year-Old Gets N200Million Funding For Agricultural Business by Immorttal: 2:52pm On May 07, 2017

izzou:

Congrats dude

My dream is to become the President of North Korea

Hope my dream isn't too big?

well, my dream is to become a $billionaire before the age of 40, had it since i was 23. 8 freaking more years to go!!

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