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Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Immorttal: 4:40pm On Jun 29, 2017
$1500 payoneer for sale 350 whatsapp only 08037810880
scammers dont waste your time
Romance › Re: New Wife Caught Having Sex With Ex-Boyfriend On Their Wedding Night In Zimbabwe by Immorttal: 11:32am On Jun 29, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

A married woman's well is the sweetest to dig.



It is even sweeter when you know her husband...


Mama Nkechi was shouting "Ignatius, God punish your father" when she was under me.

The next day as I was driving out..the first person I saw was Mr Ignatius. I greeted him with such a calm smile.
He will never know why I smiled.
served grin
Romance › Re: Breakup After Being In A Relationship For 4 Years by Immorttal: 7:55am On Jun 27, 2017
Benita27:
Fùckboys are very easy to spot in the game, and I don't pay a blind eye to their activities around me. How do one know he's serious if he comes with the "Ring" proposal immediate?, use the "No sex before marriage" tool, and he'll disappear. No fùckboy would stick around if he isn't getting the pussy. grin
if you play 'no sex before marriage' game with me na you go tire grin
Crime › Re: Woman Saves Her Husband From Being Killed By Robbers In Oyo State (Photo) by Immorttal: 2:09pm On Jun 26, 2017
sexybbstar:
What a brave woman... I can lay down my life for my husband if the situation warrants it.
am not sure you can do that
Romance › Re: Lady Buys Her Boyfriend 30 Gifts To Celebrate His 30th Birthday (Photos) by Immorttal: 1:51pm On Jun 26, 2017
gabe1234:
whaa dha Bleep...Baba God please gimme diz kinda babe na
your name is gabe and your searching for a babe
Family › Re: Most Women Respect Spiritual Leaders Than Their Husband - Bamisepeter's Blog by Immorttal: 11:24am On Jun 26, 2017
adepeter26:
Share me link to your FB wall so we chat up? Or should I pm you to maintain privacy?
pm me at liketermites@gmail.Com
Pets › Re: Mature Male And Female Porcupines Available by Immorttal: 10:46am On Jun 26, 2017
Funnicator:
The kind of animals you rare are alien to our country. Golden eagles, porcupines, falcons, and many other exotic breeds, can only be supplied to RICH, exotic politicians or business men who own ranches and enjoy seeing wild life living in their habitat, I know such men, another people you can supply these to are universities of agriculture or other schools that may need your rare breeds for research and experiment, because I don't see what an average Nigerian can do with a porcupine, when he would prefer a foreign puppy for comfort, show off and security.
thats why he is advertising it, who knows who will request for it. I will soon get one of this exotic animals.
Family › Re: Most Women Respect Spiritual Leaders Than Their Husband - Bamisepeter's Blog by Immorttal: 10:36am On Jun 26, 2017
adepeter26:
Just hearing atheists (female) full fb for the first time
if you find the first one, you will easily find the others on their friends list. They full my list
Christianity Etc › Re: Will Little Children Go To Heaven? by Immorttal: 9:33am On Jun 26, 2017
oaroloye:
SHALOM!



No-:why should they?

To enter Heaven you must have SPIRITUAL ENERGY required to operate and exist in Heaven, AND Knowledge and Understanding of Heaven's Laws.

All creatures who die are required to pass a SENTIENCE TEST. They are expected to give a TOTAL RECALL account of their whole life to an entity that manifests for that purpose.

If they cannot do that, the Entity CUTS into their SOUL BODY before it can deploy, and EXTRACTS this memory record by Brute Force.

The Soul Body so treated cannot access the AfterLife: it is finished off by THE DEVILS, who TEAR IT IN PIECES, extracting its last life energies. A thing they do for their own Survival.

There are NO EXCEPTIONS to this process.
bros shift make i die grin
Family › Re: Most Women Respect Spiritual Leaders Than Their Husband - Bamisepeter's Blog by Immorttal: 6:41am On Jun 26, 2017
adepeter26:
Lol... Finding a female atheist no be here oo.
dem plenty for facebook
Christianity Etc › Re: Proofs Jesus Created The Universe (part 1) by Immorttal: 9:33am On Jun 25, 2017
IKC10 you are still learning work grin
even felixomor and bubu will laugh at this post, soo incoherent. Dont waste your time on the part 2, save your strenght bro happy sunday wink
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Immorttal: 9:30am On Jun 21, 2017
$1000 payoneer @355 08037810880, no voice calls only whatsapp.
Pets › Re: A Jury Has Awarded $1.26 Million To A Family Whose Dog Was Killed By Police by Immorttal:
Good one, if you kill my dog deliberately, i will find you and kill you in seven lifetimes

Christianity Etc › Re: Man Reading Punch Newspaper In Church During Service In Lagos (Photo) by Immorttal: 11:54am On Jun 19, 2017
Correct guy who understands religion is a scam
Crime › Re: I Don't Know What This Person Is Seeking. Mature Advice Needed by Immorttal(op): 5:55pm On Jun 18, 2017
newyorks:
neigbours started saying we be yahoo boys say we dey make use of from morning till night non-stop.
thats afrika for you. a continent where nobody minds their own business.
Crime › Re: I Don't Know What This Person Is Seeking. Mature Advice Needed by Immorttal(op): 5:26pm On Jun 18, 2017
IamaNigerianGuy:
What are you saying ?
I hope your response is sarcastic.
Is there is a law to that effect ? As long as the generator is not excessively noisy he can use it for however long he likes.
So the man should suffer because your stupid government cannot provide electricity ?

OP it is obvious you live among low class people. Star looking for a new house.
i live close to where my business is situated. The bitterness and hate in that man's speech suggest that the noise is not his problem, i dont know his wahala
Crime › Re: I Don't Know What This Person Is Seeking. Mature Advice Needed by Immorttal(op): 5:13pm On Jun 18, 2017
newyorks:
bless u sir. this particular issue have caused a scene in our house. it only happens hear in africa, irrespective of ur riches u respect ur neigborhood.
we live in afrika, we act like afrikans, putting generator on in the midnight is accepted in this part of the continent. I know is wromg in other advanced countries but we will get there if the government wants us to get there by supplying constant electricity. For now, lets do it the african way.
Crime › Re: I Don't Know What This Person Is Seeking. Mature Advice Needed by Immorttal(op): 5:09pm On Jun 18, 2017
andyanders:
Two wrongs cannot make a right. Just try to change the time and if you have a house with a good ventilation as per your windows, open them in the night and as per the issue of mosquito, get a net and do fumigate your environment.

Avoid any form of confrontation with him and try and work/look forward to getting your own property.
thanks i will try to control my anger
Crime › Re: I Don't Know What This Person Is Seeking. Mature Advice Needed by Immorttal(op): 4:34pm On Jun 18, 2017
andyanders:
Op, it is annoying having to disturb neighbor with the sound of your gen no matter how new the gen is, unless soundproof gen.

Noise pollution is even a crime.You can off your gen by 12 midnight. If you got the money, get a solar system,
It is not wise cus I cannot tolerate that as I am allergic to such sound.
thank you for your comment and solution, but i do not understand why he will discard a pile of thrash in my backyard.
Crime › Re: I Don't Know What This Person Is Seeking. Mature Advice Needed by Immorttal(op): 4:30pm On Jun 18, 2017
olapluto:
How can you use generator till 5am? I have a rule in my house for tenants. ALL gens must be off by 11pm! sometimes 10pm self. Respect your neighbours.
but the churches would be on with their high-pitched microphone in the name of tarrying night and crusades? As am talking to you right now he is blasting hid cd and am hearing it loud and clear from my bedroom. Thanks for your input
Crime › I Don't Know What This Person Is Seeking. Mature Advice Needed by Immorttal(op): 4:09pm On Jun 18, 2017
I dont know what i will call this but i believe somebody is trying to test my tolerance meter.
I just packed in to a new neighbourhood a month ago and am the kind of person that finds it difficult to sleep during heat periods (am hairy) and having mosquitoes in my room is a no-no for me. Because of the aforementioned i make sure i sleep with a stand-by generator for the most of the nights infacts i finds it difficult to sleep without fan and this have been a part of me for some years now. I use "i pass my neighbour" generator to power up for the nights. I noticed that whenever i woke up to off the generator usually around 5 - 5.30am there is this voice cursing from the neighbouring yard (demacated by fence) "don't off it! Idiot, how many people do you see sleep with a generator here" the most annoying part is that we do not live in the same yard and the generator is brand new with low sound (i only use it to power the fan and laptop) this has been a daily occurence till now even last night i had to off the generator around 1.am because a friend requested so and the voice repeated the curses still. I did not say a word, shut my backyard and went back to sleep only to hear some trashing sounds from the balcony, i woke up this morning to some dirts scattered in my backyard. Its obvious this man is very bitter and i try so much to avoid confrontations with him, i dont know him in person but i believe he knew me because i,ve been around there before packing in. I live in first floor while the person lives downstairs at the other yard seperated by a fence. Pals your advice is highly needed at this point to avoid making a mistake because many options are already on my mind.
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Tom Samson Dressed In Military Outfit To Minister In Church by Immorttal: 10:22am On Jun 18, 2017
Beverages:
LATTER.
and a bit of the former, wink
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Tom Samson Dressed In Military Outfit To Minister In Church by Immorttal: 9:46am On Jun 18, 2017
seunny4lif:
Nigeria army no go see this man to beat now

If na common man now, them do dey flex muscle like dem don see BH angry angry angry

Business must move on cos that's how to get member sha but make he no tell his members to wear similar uniform o Oooh
Cos well e no concern me
thats because almost everyone are brainwashed by religion. The irreligious, the politicians and the pastors are the freed ones, the former and the later are making sandwishes from it while we the freethinkers are the humble spectactors.
Christianity Etc › Re: How Could Fish Survive Noah's Flood by Immorttal: 9:43am On Jun 18, 2017
ValentineMary:
It's being a while I have been online but let me educate you a little. Fishes can't stay in all parts of the sea. If they go to deep, the pressure of the water body kills them, and also the little amount of light would leave them susceptible to predators. And we have fresh water fish and salt water fish. If there is a global flood, the water would mix and the fresh water fish and marine water fish would all die because it's not their habitat. Thus marine life ends.
Let's face it the Noah's story is a big joke.
a big joke shot at brainwashed zombies. They deserve it sha kiss
Christianity Etc › Re: They Did Not Know That Noah Had Entered The Ark by Immorttal: 3:11pm On Jun 17, 2017
MrPresident1:
If I told you what happened on 20th January, you wouldn't believe me grin, there was a power shift, power changed hands. In the first flood, Nimrod came to power, in the preamble to the last flood Nimrod released power.

In both instances, the people did not even know that Noah had entered the Ark. They carried on like yesterday cry eating, drinking, marrying, and giving in marriage until destruction came cry

I speak in parables, but the wise will understand grin wink

Romance › Re: Lady Is Searching For A Baby Daddy On Twitter As Her Biological Clock Is Ticking by Immorttal: 7:48pm On Jun 16, 2017
waxxydude:
I don't even know who to blame in this girl condition. Whether her parents, the society, the guy wey first shaq am whether he mishandle the girl head, or i should blame the quality of brain given to her at creation.

Who should i blame?
this is 21st century, marriage is waning at a steady pace or are you not seeing it. Try to be ahead and see the future, thats what she is doing, she is not mad just ahead.
Crime › Re: Billionaire Kidnapper, Evans Was Kidnapped By A Rival Gang by Immorttal: 10:56am On Jun 16, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


I've always respected Evans,

But with how he is confessing...he is simply a Jewman who can't handle torture.
he reveal way too much, he is not a real kodo
Christianity Etc › Re: I Entered Mountain Of Fire And Saw POS Machine. by Immorttal: 7:05am On Jun 16, 2017
doyinbaby:
Churches can have POS if I have a reason to pay 200k in church I can't start carrying cash all around now...some people just like accusing churches .....
if am your husband, i will restrict every acess to family funds from you. Even your personal accounts would be monitored tongue
Christianity Etc › Re: Joshua Iginla Visits Cana Of Galilee Where Jesus Performed 1st Miracle (Pics) by Immorttal: 6:07pm On Jun 14, 2017
we know those bible stories are fiction written by primitive men of primeval times. not for intelligent people. wink
Christianity Etc › Re: Joshua Iginla Visits Mount Camel, Israel Where Elijah Called Down Fire by Immorttal: 12:08am On Jun 14, 2017
MzJin:
The evangelist is d one em referring to Sir....
the prophet Elijah part didn't happened cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: Joshua Iginla Visits Mount Camel, Israel Where Elijah Called Down Fire by Immorttal: 12:03am On Jun 14, 2017
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Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Immorttal: 11:15pm On Jun 09, 2017
Lokoyen:
You tink everyone DAT got scammed are foolish? You tink u can't fall victim of scam abi! I used to think like DAT too before. I was so careful and conscious until one idiot pulled a smart one on me after 4 days. He disputed a family and friend transaction I paid for, blocked my number too.
Am not foolish I even make him respond to email confirming d transaction yet PayPal reversed the transaction.

I still got my moni back miraculously without involving police or SARS and I never spent a dime on the case. Bros I am not foolish and no one is too wise to fall Victim. We re only on high alert.

My point stand wen u pay tithe u will recover what u lost even if u were ignorant or negligent
i wish am your pastor.

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