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Naijaphil: U av neva heard of the triplets named miracle, signs and wonders.
The worst i know though is harvesttime. Try and translate that into a nigerian language

in igbo language,miracle=oluebube,signs=Ihe iriba ama, wonders=ihe mgbanwoju anya,harvesttime=oge owuwe ihe ubi.....hillarious.I LOVE NAIRA.

Naijaphil: U av neva heard of the triplets named miracle, signs and wonders.
The worst i know though is harvesttime. Try and translate that into a nigerian language

lol...that one na disaster o

berem: and the one in Aso Rock is what? A SLOWPOKE R.ETARDED DUMDFUCK!

lol,everyone is propagating for their Godfathers/parties.but seriously dont u guys think it's too early for that?,save the energy till 2014 atleast or you will wear out before then .No matter how you guys go about it,remember this is just nairaland and you can't decieve the people.Keep on killing yourselves here.taking my snuff and palmwine.

I thought she said marriage is not for people like her? pls young ladies beware of those people that comes to the media/faceless forums to tell you that marriage is not for you,they are indirectly chasing you outta da league.

REVOLUTNIS: Jehovah the holy one of Israel is the true God the creator of heaven and earth,the maker of man. the giver of life. beside HIM there is no god, shango and ALL devils and those that worship them shall perish if they did nt repent.

.....my brother,leave them whatever they sow they shall reap

OBJ don sell the house as he take buy am.hope no life is lost.

[quote author=olumaxi]D federal ministry of health warns dat For a man to eat athome when avin som mis-understandins wit his wyf is d easiest way to heavenly places.

Lol. i love nairaland!

[quote author=AG.gal]U dnt have 2 be d world's richest man to be my husband. Just make sure u can send my children to d best schools n give them d best in life

i knw ur kinda gul.my ex gulfrnd once told me that 'Honey,if i get married and have 2kids thats all.my husband can go anywhere to get love/sex once my kids are taken care of' ....she was telling me indirectly that there'l be no remaining affection for me once we r married.i had to run for my life.

[quote author=highlandre]I'm in awe. I believe we need those principles of yours to move this nation forward. Just as you said, our problems are indiscipline and corruption.

I'll vote for you anytime, any day.

Lol mehn,u r definitely the fool of the century for quoting all that....whats that ur name again?

I thank God for drawing me closer to him this year,i also achieved alot in my career,he sustained my family till date beautifying us with good health ,favor and success.though there were challanges but the success surpasses em all.praise the great God.

Let december pass first.maybe by february,i'll give ur suggestion a trial

[quote author=thegoodjoehunt]As for me, a Bad Temper is a complete turn off. One thing I know is that people can change. If you really care for her, show her you care. Not revealing totally how you feel. Then let her know that her bad temper really worries you.

You will be surprised when she starts making efforts to change.

IF YOU REALLY CARE FOR HER, YOU WILL WANT THE BEST FOR HER. [/quote

she may start pretending.the fact is that u cant change ppl,only God does.

kaposky: Age does not make marriage successful.
Its maturity level and understanding that exist between the couples.

whats all these noise about age sef......its d society that is pressurising these ladies to start thinking they r failures....i mean considering the economic situation of the country most guys marry from ages 35 and above.ladies y should u allow ppl to make u feel inferior

kandiikane: I agree with dasparrow and I think parents also should start teaching their children early instead of the concocted lies about marriage. I've said this over and over again. We do not get married as we or our parents planned neither do we have kids when we planned. You do not have to be married to enjoy life. Society makes you feel bad for being unmarried at 30, that's why you're in major depression.

evil!!!...always a counterfiet 4d original purpose.ppl beware of what some devil advocates make u belive on the internet.that some marriages/rships fail does not mean that ppl should be discouraged in fulfilin God's purpose bcoz even there r alot of succeeful marriages out there but some ppl will just pick a single example of a failed one to propagate their lies.hw do u think the world will look like if we wake up one day and everywhere is filled with single parents?what moral lessons will u teach these kids?.r u a product of failed marriage? Single parenting is evil,bewarned people.

Oga akpotu n'Abagana on 28th and 29th Dec.....Iro Aro Abagana.

[quote author=Okija_juju]As Promised... I shall be bringing you guys Pictures from Enugu-ukwu and Nnewi

Please post pictures of your village here for us all to enjoy!!

Oganiru Ala Igbo!![/quote]nwanne,i bu onye Enugwukwu?

My almost bald head.makes me look sexy.

Is what am hearing about sullivan Chime of Enugu state true?.....that he is dead?,someone pls confirm the news.

@op how much were u paid?..keep decieving yourself.is this not the same Abia i know? So if one builds a house u posts d pics here so we should start clapping for him?u should bury your face in shame.check out what other govs r doing.when i finish ma house i'll post the pics so u'll praise me for the wonderful project i have delivered mtshwwww.

story.with this high rate of armed robbery in the southwest and boko haram in the north? I doubt it.

Only a fool will beat his heart and say,there is no God.Jesus is always exalted in the lives of his people.

What if u call and she was like' did u call to knw whether i survived? Well im fine thanx' oopsie! That hurts badly.STAY AWAY.

Happy birthday grandpa,may your heart desires come to fruition.i wish you more years to your years.

Nigerians are so obsessed with bad news,most bad news on the dailies and on nairaland gets more attention than the good ones.with the way most Nigerians thinks,i doubt wether we are really ready for the change we are praying for.what shall we loose in commending a good effort in bringing these criminals to book? Are we confused? Does it mean that we indirectly love and supports the thieves? Remember that d transformation starts in our minds.....lastly,bear it in that other countries are reading what we are posting here.thank yuo.

Lol, nice thread......you have made my day,can't stop laughing

Birds of the same feather,it's high time these old men stop dancing salsa with the intelligence of the youths of this precious country.

Im not going to take sides here coz i don't know what really transpired between them.this is a family matter and as such;we shouldn't sit in our homes and make such judgements.moreso,he is a man of God so God can make him take some decisions that may look silly to us..........but come to think of it,do you know how painful it is having saved others and being unable to save your own blood? Its such a hard decision to make tho.

In my opinion,i don't think it's fair for the traditionists to restrict the movt of the muslims since thier ramadan is also taking place.muslims r Nigerians too and have thier own rights,i think the two heads of the religions should come together and agree on how to approach the issue instead of fightng.....when u pain ur feet with coal,it'l b assumed that anything u match on wil be stained black & that is what is happening to islam in this country.however i still belive thier are stil good ones amongst them.

Exactly what i expect from you,hope u'l put it in practice. [quote author=Ileke-IdI][size=18pt]Marriage Contract[/size]

Terms and Conditions

Husband Must
1. Share equal loads of house work that involved mopping, laundry, washing dishes etc

2. Earn enough money for wife to shop 3 times a week on a busy week, 5 times a week on a non-busy week

3. Not exhibit any sexist behavior.

4. Share equal loads of baby caring that involves diaper changing, bathing baby, and legally putting baby to sleep.

5. Not treat wife as personal slave i.e “where is my food?’

6. Understand that he’s his wife’s sex-slave. She must get it anytime she wants, anywhere she wants.

7. Understand that #6 on the list is not reciprocal.

8. Not exhibit typical Nigerian man bushman mentality i.e Wearing green tie over purple suit.

9. Understand that as much as his wife loves her in-laws, they’re only allowed 1-day minimum 3-days maximum stay.

10. Not move family within 200 miles proximity of both side (wife and husband) of the family

11. Not gain over 20 pounds from his current weight before his 55th birthday

12. Understand that potbelly is a taboo in our household. Wife does want neighbors asking her for her husband’s dude date.

13. Ensure that both him and his wife spend and save wisely. Gucci and Dior are wise investments.

14. Give wife beautiful daughters and Handsome sons. Ugliness is a taboo (But you know that, what’s why I married you. None of your ugly family’s recessive gene must rear its horn).

15. Exhibit good hygiene i.e AT LEAST bath 2 times a day.

16. Repress emotional outburst or aggression while wife tries to explain why $1000 was spent in 5 days.

17. Understand that 75% of what he owns is now hers.



Wife Must
1. Make sure husband adheres to the terms and conditions.


While understand that one or two of the terms and conditions may be impossible to meet (#14), husband should try to do the best he can for harmony in this marriage.


Signatures: Husband ________________________________ Wife _____________________________________

Witness ________________________________[/quote]

Odinaka00: Though I don't knw yu buh RIP

[color=#770077][/color] mumu,that's how you'l sign your death warrant withour ur knowing it.is the write up too long to read?..

noble84: I JUST WISH THEY ALL GET BLOWN UP BY BOKO HARAM OR ANY OTHER CONCERNED TERRORIST GROUP.

that ain't happening man;the dogs cant fight thier masters.