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Family / Re: Names Given To Children In Nigeria Lately by imotondo(m): 10:03am On Jan 15, 2013
Naijaphil: U av neva heard of the triplets named miracle, signs and wonders.
The worst i know though is harvesttime. Try and translate that into a nigerian language

in igbo language,miracle=oluebube,signs=Ihe iriba ama, wonders=ihe mgbanwoju anya,harvesttime=oge owuwe ihe ubi.....hillarious.I LOVE NAIRA. grin
Family / Re: Names Given To Children In Nigeria Lately by imotondo(m): 9:57am On Jan 15, 2013
Naijaphil: U av neva heard of the triplets named miracle, signs and wonders.
The worst i know though is harvesttime. Try and translate that into a nigerian language

lol...that one na disaster o grin grin
Politics / Re: FG Digging Up Dirt On Buhari, Tinubu — ACN by imotondo(m): 7:08pm On Jan 10, 2013
berem: and the one in Aso Rock is what? A SLOWPOKE R.ETARDED DUMDFUCK!

lol,everyone is propagating for their Godfathers/parties.but seriously dont u guys think it's too early for that?,save the energy till 2014 atleast or you will wear out before then .No matter how you guys go about it,remember this is just nairaland and you can't decieve the people.Keep on killing yourselves here.taking my snuff and palmwine.
Celebrities / Re: Nse Ikpe-etim Is ENGAGED! by imotondo(m): 8:15am On Jan 04, 2013
I thought she said marriage is not for people like her? shocked pls young ladies beware of those people that comes to the media/faceless forums to tell you that marriage is not for you,they are indirectly chasing you outta da league.
Religion / Re: 2,750-year-old Temple Found Near Jerusalem by imotondo(m): 9:29am On Dec 31, 2012
REVOLUTNIS:
Jehovah the holy one of Israel is the true God the creator of heaven and earth,the maker of man. the giver of life. beside HIM there is no god, shango and ALL devils and those that worship them shall perish if they did nt repent.
.....my brother,leave them whatever they sow they shall reap
Politics / Re: Obasanjo's House Is Presently On FIRE ! by imotondo(m): 9:05pm On Dec 27, 2012
OBJ don sell the house as he take buy am.hope no life is lost. undecided
Romance / Re: Why Do Men Refuse To Eat During Misunderstanding With Women? by imotondo(m): 9:16am On Dec 27, 2012
[quote author=olumaxi]D federal ministry of health warns dat For a man to eat athome when avin som mis-understandins wit his wyf is d easiest way to heavenly places.

Lol. i love nairaland! grin
Romance / Re: Why Do Nigerians Prefer To Marry The Rich? by imotondo(m): 9:01am On Dec 26, 2012
[quote author=AG.gal]U dnt have 2 be d world's richest man to be my husband. Just make sure u can send my children to d best schools n give them d best in life

i knw ur kinda gul.my ex gulfrnd once told me that 'Honey,if i get married and have 2kids thats all.my husband can go anywhere to get love/sex once my kids are taken care of' ....she was telling me indirectly that there'l be no remaining affection for me once we r married.i had to run for my life.
Politics / Re: An Exclusive Interview With Buhari by imotondo(m): 7:48pm On Dec 25, 2012
[quote author=highlandre]






I'm in awe. I believe we need those principles of yours to move this nation forward. Just as you said, our problems are indiscipline and corruption.

I'll vote for you anytime, any day.

Lol mehn,u r definitely the fool of the century for quoting all that....whats that ur name again?
Family / Re: One Special Thing God Did For You This Year! by imotondo(m): 2:51pm On Dec 24, 2012
I thank God for drawing me closer to him this year,i also achieved alot in my career,he sustained my family till date beautifying us with good health ,favor and success.though there were challanges but the success surpasses em all.praise the great God.
Romance / Re: Why Are Men No Longer Pursuing Women? by imotondo(m): 7:45pm On Dec 22, 2012
Let december pass first.maybe by february,i'll give ur suggestion a trial wink
Romance / Re: Can You Date A Girl That Has A Bad Temper? by imotondo(m): 6:39am On Dec 21, 2012
[quote author=thegoodjoehunt]As for me, a Bad Temper is a complete turn off. One thing I know is that people can change. If you really care for her, show her you care. Not revealing totally how you feel. Then let her know that her bad temper really worries you.

You will be surprised when she starts making efforts to change.

IF YOU REALLY CARE FOR HER, YOU WILL WANT THE BEST FOR HER. wink [/quote

she may start pretending.the fact is that u cant change ppl,only God does.
Romance / Re: What Women Should Know About Love By Age 30 by imotondo(m): 11:40pm On Dec 20, 2012
kaposky: Age does not make marriage successful.
Its maturity level and understanding that exist between the couples.

whats all these noise about age sef......its d society that is pressurising these ladies to start thinking they r failures....i mean considering the economic situation of the country most guys marry from ages 35 and above.ladies y should u allow ppl to make u feel inferior undecided
Romance / Re: What Women Should Know About Love By Age 30 by imotondo(m): 11:27pm On Dec 20, 2012
kandiikane: I agree with dasparrow and I think parents also should start teaching their children early instead of the concocted lies about marriage. I've said this over and over again. We do not get married as we or our parents planned neither do we have kids when we planned. You do not have to be married to enjoy life. Society makes you feel bad for being unmarried at 30, that's why you're in major depression.
evil!!!...always a counterfiet 4d original purpose.ppl beware of what some devil advocates make u belive on the internet.that some marriages/rships fail does not mean that ppl should be discouraged in fulfilin God's purpose bcoz even there r alot of succeeful marriages out there but some ppl will just pick a single example of a failed one to propagate their lies.hw do u think the world will look like if we wake up one day and everywhere is filled with single parents?what moral lessons will u teach these kids?.r u a product of failed marriage? Single parenting is evil,bewarned people.

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Culture / Re: Attention All Igbo Travellers by imotondo(m): 7:41pm On Dec 18, 2012
Oga akpotu n'Abagana on 28th and 29th Dec.....Iro Aro Abagana.
Culture / Re: Attention All Igbo Travellers by imotondo(m): 7:33pm On Dec 18, 2012
Okija_juju: As Promised... I shall be bringing you guys Pictures from Enugu-ukwu and Nnewi

Please post pictures of your village here for us all to enjoy!!

Oganiru Ala Igbo!!
nwanne,i bu onye Enugwukwu?

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Romance / Re: What Do You Like Most About Yourself? by imotondo(m): 7:24pm On Dec 18, 2012
My almost bald head.makes me look sexy. wink
Travel / Re: Timi Dakolo & Wife Escaped Bayelsa Helicopter Crash by imotondo(m): 6:23am On Dec 16, 2012
Is what am hearing about sullivan Chime of Enugu state true?.....that he is dead?,someone pls confirm the news.
Politics / Re: Completed Projects In Abia State by imotondo(m): 6:59pm On Dec 13, 2012
@op how much were u paid?..keep decieving yourself.is this not the same Abia i know? So if one builds a house u posts d pics here so we should start clapping for him?u should bury your face in shame.check out what other govs r doing.when i finish ma house i'll post the pics so u'll praise me for the wonderful project i have delivered mtshwwww.
Politics / Re: Nigeria Is Africa’s Top Investment Destination by imotondo(m): 8:36am On Dec 11, 2012
story.with this high rate of armed robbery in the southwest and boko haram in the north? I doubt it.
Health / Re: Man Woke-up In Mortuary After 7 Days by imotondo(m): 10:35pm On Dec 06, 2012
Only a fool will beat his heart and say,there is no God.Jesus is always exalted in the lives of his people.
Family / Re: Things Never To Do When You End A Relationship. by imotondo(m): 9:37pm On Nov 18, 2012
What if u call and she was like' did u call to knw whether i survived? Well im fine thanx' oopsie! That hurts badly.STAY AWAY. cry
Politics / Re: Happy Birthday To Prof Chinua Achebe by imotondo(m): 3:53pm On Nov 16, 2012
Happy birthday grandpa,may your heart desires come to fruition.i wish you more years to your years.

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Politics / Re: Subsidy Scam: Jonathan Shuns Indicted Oil Marketers by imotondo(m): 8:30pm On Nov 01, 2012
Nigerians are so obsessed with bad news,most bad news on the dailies and on nairaland gets more attention than the good ones.with the way most Nigerians thinks,i doubt wether we are really ready for the change we are praying for.what shall we loose in commending a good effort in bringing these criminals to book? Are we confused? Does it mean that we indirectly love and supports the thieves? Remember that d transformation starts in our minds.....lastly,bear it in that other countries are reading what we are posting here.thank yuo.
Career / Re: New Job Titles To Package Your Profession by imotondo(m): 12:00pm On Oct 23, 2012
Lol, nice thread......you have made my day,can't stop laughing
Politics / Re: IBB Threatens To Expose Buhari by imotondo(m): 9:27am On Aug 28, 2012
Birds of the same feather,it's high time these old men stop dancing salsa with the intelligence of the youths of this precious country.
Politics / Re: Tension In Ogun As Muslims, Traditionalists Clash by imotondo(m): 1:24pm On Jul 29, 2012
curtain: THE gods ARE NOT TO BE BLAMED. ATTACK IS THE BEST FORM OF DEFENCE. THE ATTACK BY D CULTIST WAS JUST A WARNING SIGN TO THE MUSLIMS WHO THINK THEY ARE D ONLY ONES DAT KNW VIOLENCE, THE GOVT. HV BEEN GRANTIN SO MANY HOLIDAYS FOR THERE ISLAMIC FESTIVAL AND NO BODY COMPLAINED, NW THEY ARE CLAMOURING FOR A RIGHT AND FREEDOM. UR RIGHT STOPS WHERE ANODA PERSON'S BEGIN. BETWEEN ISLAM AND CULTIST RELIGION, WHICH ONE WAS FIRST PRACTICED IN OGUN STATE . IT IS ONLY A STUBORN FLY THAT EXCORTS DEAD BODY 2 THE GRAVE. COME OUT AND TEST UR POWERS TOO IF U CLAIM U ARE SERVING THE TRUE GOD....Hihihihii.Laughing in swahili
Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo To Muslim Sister : “Convert To Christianity Or Die Poor,” by imotondo(m): 1:01pm On Jul 29, 2012
Im not going to take sides here coz i don't know what really transpired between them.this is a family matter and as such;we shouldn't sit in our homes and make such judgements.moreso,he is a man of God so God can make him take some decisions that may look silly to us..........but come to think of it,do you know how painful it is having saved others and being unable to save your own blood? Its such a hard decision to make tho.
Politics / Re: Tension In Ogun As Muslims, Traditionalists Clash by imotondo(m): 12:26pm On Jul 29, 2012
In my opinion,i don't think it's fair for the traditionists to restrict the movt of the muslims since thier ramadan is also taking place.muslims r Nigerians too and have thier own rights,i think the two heads of the religions should come together and agree on how to approach the issue instead of fightng.....when u pain ur feet with coal,it'l b assumed that anything u match on wil be stained black & that is what is happening to islam in this country.however i still belive thier are stil good ones amongst them.
Family / Re: Marital Agreement / Contract by imotondo(m): 10:07pm On Jul 28, 2012
Exactly what i expect from you,hope u'l put it in practice.
Ileke-IdI:
[size=18pt]Marriage Contract[/size]

Terms and Conditions

Husband Must
1. Share equal loads of house work that involved mopping, laundry, washing dishes etc

2. Earn enough money for wife to shop 3 times a week on a busy week, 5 times a week on a non-busy week

3. Not exhibit any sexist behavior.

4. Share equal loads of baby caring that involves diaper changing, bathing baby, and legally putting baby to sleep.

5. Not treat wife as personal slave i.e “where is my food?’

6. Understand that he’s his wife’s sex-slave. She must get it anytime she wants, anywhere she wants.

7. Understand that #6 on the list is not reciprocal.

8. Not exhibit typical Nigerian man bushman mentality i.e Wearing green tie over purple suit.

9. Understand that as much as his wife loves her in-laws, they’re only allowed 1-day minimum 3-days maximum stay.

10. Not move family within 200 miles proximity of both side (wife and husband) of the family

11. Not gain over 20 pounds from his current weight before his 55th birthday

12. Understand that potbelly is a taboo in our household. Wife does want neighbors asking her for her husband’s dude date.

13. Ensure that both him and his wife spend and save wisely. Gucci and Dior are wise investments.

14. Give wife beautiful daughters and Handsome sons. Ugliness is a taboo (But you know that, what’s why I married you. None of your ugly family’s recessive gene must rear its horn).

15. Exhibit good hygiene i.e AT LEAST bath 2 times a day.

16. Repress emotional outburst or aggression while wife tries to explain why $1000 was spent in 5 days.

17. Understand that 75% of what he owns is now hers.



Wife Must
1. Make sure husband adheres to the terms and conditions.


While understand that one or two of the terms and conditions may be impossible to meet (#14), husband should try to do the best he can for harmony in this marriage.


Signatures: Husband ________________________________ Wife _____________________________________

Witness ________________________________
Politics / Re: Sun Newspaper Editor, Steve Nwosu Shot By Bandits.. by imotondo(m): 11:26am On Jul 26, 2012
Odinaka00: Though I don't knw yu buh RIP
[color=#770077][/color] mumu,that's how you'l sign your death warrant withour ur knowing it.is the write up too long to read?..
Politics / Re: Insecurity: Northern Governors Call Emergency Meeting by imotondo(m): 9:51am On Jul 25, 2012
noble84: I JUST WISH THEY ALL GET BLOWN UP BY BOKO HARAM OR ANY OTHER CONCERNED TERRORIST GROUP.
that ain't happening man;the dogs cant fight thier masters.

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