₦airaland Forum

sleekch1c:
he is an unemotional person and avoids any form of confrontation,he ended it tru phone, he accused me of cheating on him(i never tot of cheating on him 4 once) he said he never loved me,dat all he ever said to me was trash, dat he was me cos i was better in bed than his ex, then he said he got back with his ex cos they dated 4 six yrs b4 we met, while we dated,i always saw records of his calls to the chic bt he assured me that they werent 2geda anymore, yet,they were!

My dear, ur problem started wen u begin to check his phone call records.

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OP, use ur head to think and not ur prick.

fyneboi79:
You r a sharp guy but don't forget she was already on her way to ur house when she called to tell ‎u to prepare for a tigress about to devour ‎u So how will you make her turn back two 3 streets away from ur house and don't forget that she has her own keys.

*in davido's voice*
"Omo see gobe"

segun544:
bros I just like her for who she is

Be a man, jst lock up for dat babe, give her like 3mnth, aswear she go begin hustle u.

dmz:
Travelled to Enugu and switched off her phone, came back two days later and told me that she had to give her cousin her battery and was disappointed when she switched it back on (on her way back), not to see text messages and voice mails from me.

I was speechless, eyes and mouth wide open like of all the shyte she could have come up with.
Acted like I was pissed because a brother wasn't alone when she was gone.

Lol..... Baddest guy ever liveth

Chai! See wetin. Joblessnes cause.
E no go beta for poverty.
My broda it is well

No worry bros J, by the time u win election come 2015.
The worse the northerners can do is to kill theirselves.

Them no born their papa well to carry the killings come east or west or evn south.

Let them continue killing theirself, ko kan aiye.

Save for the few corpers that might fall victim of these animalistic act.

OAM4J:
Lucky Joe has nothing to fear if he has no plan to rig, but in case he is thinking this election will be rigged as usual, then he should be very afraid.

If he wins fairly, I will be among the 1st to congratulate him and am sure BB will congratulate him too, but no amount of warnings/policemen/sss/army will stop Nigeria from burning if he rigs himself in.

It is not a call for violence, it is a call for fairness.

So u mean Violence is the only way to solve "rigged election"?

Whatever happen to court?

Smh

jamanuka:
You are absolutely correct...My guy wey dey Total that's how he got in..With his OND...He later got a degree by joining us for a full time program while still working..What helped him was the 2weeks on...2weeks off thing

Bros the keyword is not generating the search, wot could be d. Issue?

Ezibless:
Its becoming alarming ooo.

I'm kinda slim,but lately the increasing fat deposit around my waist line scares me,though its not that noticable. I still eat same portion of food.




I don't want pot belly

HELP!!!!!!

U want Help? Ok

Take seven shots of Alomo every morning and make sure u don't squeeze ur face wen taking it.
Dat way potbelly will runaway from u. .)

Thank me later .)

Make dem no worry, if dey lose the gubernatorial election, they can come bck 2015 for the continuation of their ministerial post.


#GEJTILL2019#. ,) .)

Gbawe3:
Berem leave political section, it is as dirty as what you see out there. What happened to you this afternoon is a tip of the ice-berg. Just imagine the implication of everybody on NL having your phone numbers. Be very careful you wh.ore..

Bros u harsh o

Make dem no worry, if dey lose the gubernatorial election, they can come bck 2015 for the continuation of their ministerial post.


#GEJTILL2019#. ,) .)

berem:
So because Buhari is declaring his intention to run for the presidency today,you haters have started opening useless threads to discredit him? I won't be surprised if this thread makes front page.


Sai Buhari 2015!

It is not about been a hater or not.

U either proof the OP is wrong or right.

The project will commence immediately after the water level at the river drops.

I go comment for morning, make I sleep 1st

temigracie:
...If its someone I hate or dont have any feelings for......I ll simply walk away....


But if its from someone I like, I ll keep quiet and warn him not to try that again.....


.....but deep in my heart, I ll wish he ll do that again........

That is girls for u

They can pretend (forming hard 2get).

In adoda news, I like ur moniker

Wealthyegg:
pls OP,,,, aw abt mumu girls like us dah constantly buys gifts, pay at resturants and all and stil gives cash to guys, ur advice please...in between my Ex stil dey owe me 30k and i go collect am if not dis life in heaven or my next LIFE i go collect am walai

Abeg I'd like to be ur new gf?

Pls dnt say NO

is he really that poor?

OP. Hmmmm

Wait let me ask ifa

BuhariVanguard:
we aint noisemakers like TANOIDS

Anoda paid APC goon

U re doing a good job bro.

ifaoni:
thomas.

Judas

NgeneUkwenu:
Stop stalking a lady! Are you a coward?

And wot is ur own? Did he stalked on u?
Abi u ma dey find attention?
Face ur face madam

PIctures or ...........

Daresh:
Is that your problem? That she dated other guys who used and dumped her? You clearly dont like her enough because if you did, you would jump at the chance to show it.

My frnd STFU.

U no see wen d OP say he was frndzoned? Na now she get him time and u expect him to open his hand and accept her after she has fvcked all her life.


Op fvck d living hell outta da b*tch and move on.

agarawu23:
I remembered d last IGBAJU I took from my mum. and one thing about my mum eh, if she slap u, hmmmmm!!!! you will start looking for your square root even if u are not a mathematician. this kind of slap am saying can cure an ebola patient because d virus will fly out once the slap land on ur face.

Lolz

YORUBA MOTHERS!!!

Yorùbá mothers are the best when it
comes to child upbringing.
Yorùbá mothers produce the best range
of slaps:
IGBATI,
IFOTI,
IGBAJU,
IGBARUN,
IFORUN,
IFAKUN,
ILADI,
ABARA.
These slaps will make you think you
were adopted.

IGBATI will make you correct your
wrongs instantly!

The beauty of IFOTI is, you will confess
your sins on the spot.

IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make
you expose those who committed the
crime with you without hesitation.

ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in
your new pants.

Now ABARA is the worst...
And apart from IGBAJU, we have an
advanced one which is IGBAJU OLOYI.
When you receive that one, you'll lose
balance and your head will go into
"auto-search"
as you'll be looking for what hit you.
This will make you do all the actions of
the other slaps aforementioned at once!
OH! IGBAJU OLOYI...
it can reset someone to 3D (DEAF,
DUMB, and DAFT). She will say let's go
home and U will say it's in my pocket
ma. Lol

God bless our parents for the good
upbringing.
If you were brought-up in Yoruba land,
regardless of how caring your mother
was, you'd have encountered these
slaps ....

I know U're laughing unless U're not a
Yoruba

Yes it has improved in m area (Asaba). Frolm 5hrs daily to 8hrs daily

Wot of "illegal awaiting fadas" can dey also share their experience?

gede7744: op l like u. u are too factual.

but have u considered d fact that some ladies/women are created to be richer than their husbands/ (or in ur case bf)

if u are born to be richer than ur husband and u refuse to maximize ur potential all because u believed that men are born to be a sole provider u are cheating on urself and u will definitely be miserable


my advice- maximize ur potential. don't wait for any man to complete u. be a complete entity. any other jara is appreciated

shalom

GBAM!

My sister u don heat the nail on d head.

The OP is a demented Nigerian fellow who feels Men are the only sole contributor in any relationship.

Good to know we still have Nigerian girls like u who think outside the box.

Abeg pardon my asking; are u married?

I would love to have a girl like u as my wife.