₦airaland Forum

fisayo02:
pls, whats d fate of those whose names wasnt
shortlisted?

be patient and wait for the Batch B list.... it will soon be released.

pls don't be offended, I am just been curious and inquisitive.....

pls can anyone post the full message he received here...... I am yet to receive any message

igwegeorgiano:
Wonders they say shall never end. this is not a cock and bull story or a fabricated gist. its very real and its happened right before my "opolo" eyes. Just now, i mean few minutes ago i caught my boss pants down hitting sooooooooo hard on our secretary's punnany if you understand what i mean.

Every organization with randy bosses at the helm of affairs in various depts will agree with me that such scenerios play out almost on daily basis and this is not healthy for the health of such firms. personally its irkes me when bosses who are supposed to protect the interest of their female subordonates decide to take advantage of them simply because they call the shot in the organization they work.

I wouldn't want to bore us with where i work; but i'am millions of miles away from my fatherland NIGERIA. Please note this; i was sent here for a one year training by my organization in nigeria over a year ago. after my training our headquarters decided that i should be retained and i was later re deployed to one of our base here in the same country

Today, i am the first staff to arrive the office this morning. while ascending the staircase i heard voices and was like who could be in d office so early today? so i decided to tiptoe till i got to my boss's office. my office is directly opposite my boss's. secondly i noticed the cctv cameras were all switched off so i switched it on before going to my superior's office where the soumds were emanating from. The door was nt locked it was left ajar so i peeped. low and behold my oga(a black man also a nigerian) was digging so deep into our secretary's honey pot from all angles and for almost 10mins i watched a live porn movie playing out right in the office of my boss with him playing the lead role.

While this was going on and none of the duo noticed that a third party was around, i decided to go back to my office. while in the office, i thought of what to do with my boss and the secretary. i arrived at the conclusion that i will download the video of their unethical act in the office and keep it just in case. i want to state here that my boss whom i caught pants down this morning is never a nice man at all. he is a saddist and an unrepentant pvs...y addict. its obvious to me now that its not his first time of doing this nonsense in the office.

Back to my eyes witness account. When they finished the fvcking session, my boss and his accomplice were shocked to see me. the look on their faces were like that of a rat who suddenly saw the flash light of a hunter and felt like the ground should opened for it to enter. note that up till the time they finished no other member of staff has arrived so it was just three of us in the building. He (my boss) started shouting at me calling me names and also asking me a million question at the same time. All i did was to keep quiet and absorb his rantings. meanwhile, i have already switched off the cctv camera so he wont know that i recorded is stupid act.

After all the brohaha and shakara he invited me to his office and asked me to sit down. At this point he was so calm and friendly but i refused to be deceived by his fake disposition towards me because i kbow how wicked the devil in him is. He offered me coffee which i rejected so at that point he asked me if i noticed anything i told him straight to his face that question will not be neccessary cos i just came into the office few seconds before he saw me; but he suspected i wasnt telling him the truth so he he started making promises that i know deep down in me he will never fulfilled till he kicks the bucket.

I have his scroatums in my palm now. i don't intend to blackmail him for any reason not even for all the money in the world. but its gonna be a tool for me to keep him in check. As for the secretary, she has been pleading with me not to divulge the secret to a fouth party. she promise to do anything for me at the snap of my fingers. For a start, she gave me 2,000 euro just to proof to me that she meant what she just told me. for now my boss is been extremely nice to me in the past couple of hours but how long he intend to play this nicety script towards me remain a subjet of observation for as long as i am still here. i have passworde the recorded sexual act in the cctv camera. i will duplicate it as many as i can before deleting it from the memory.

Brother, pls tell us about the name of your company.....

let us be honest to our self here, 95% of us who were shortlisted were through connection with top Nigeria politicians.......

It's very unfair

DMeanMan:
Interview is 28th March, hasn't happened yet. Unless I'm missing something.

sorry, I was actually asking to know if there will be TEST for another Batch of Applicants who were not invited for the test you guys wrote last yesterday.

dear house, pls how much does the Federal ministry of Transportation pays level 8, grade 2
(fresh graduate Civil Engineers) ?

DMeanMan:
Test done and.....err not dusted

The test was purely SHL as expected. Numerical and Verbal

Verbal 30 questions - 18 minutes

Numerical 20 questions - 20 minutes.

I couldn't finish either and I think humbly bow out at this point

pls did they ( TOTAL SCHOLARSHIP TEAM ) say anything regarding another batch of candidates who are to be contacted for interview?

habicab:
Samsung Heavy Industries Nigeria(SHIN) conducted a selection assessment on Wednesday, 8th of March, 2017 @ the Federal Place Hotel, Victoria Island, Lagos. The assessment is for a welding training program to be organized by SHIN under the supervision of Nigerian Content Development Monitoring Board (NCDMB).

200 candidates were invited for the assessment but not everyone was present.

I'd like to know if anyone has an idea of what to expect in the training, for how long the training would be and the feasibility of being retained after the training.

May God Almighty bless our hustles.

yes, I wrote the test...... but don't know what to expect......

I recently read on online newspaper that successful candidates will be working on the proposed $3.8B Egina FPSO vessel project awarded to Samsung Heavy industries in Nigeria.

pls add me to the whatsapp group
08065759964 .....ENGR Emma

Impactever:
pls did anyone who applied on the 6th of May been invited for a test


because, I applied on the 6th deadline morning and my application was received.... cos I got a feedback from them .


I just checked my status now, and it is showing "open " and "application received ".. ...but I have not received any invitation for the test.


pls, any other person experiencing similar thing?

Sorry, 6th of March rather .....

pls did anyone who applied on the 6th of May been invited for a test


because, I applied on the 6th deadline morning and my application was received.... cos I got a feedback from them .


I just checked my status now, and it is showing "open " and "application received ".. ...but I have not received any invitation for the test.


pls, any other person experiencing similar thing?

promez:
Please did any one receive any message from shin ncdmb with regard to their scheduled welding training program at a hotel in Lagos island this month?

yes.... I got it too.... but don't know the nature of the assessment.....

Pls I need an answer....... TEEP ALUMNI


What if the required amount needed to kick start your business is above $5000 (the non-refundable seed capital) .......


Will it be wise to fill a figure that is above or below the $5000....



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I have not received any feedback from them oh

how much is it ? I would like to buy

xssien:
I got mien last week and it came with a white otg cable

pls how much did u bought d phone and where ?

aphrodisiac:
hello guys. Please i need informed advice for my problem. I registered for the npower program about three weeks ago. I checked recently to register for my sister and i noticed that the website has been redesigned. Should I register again or is my data still intact?

i advice you to re-register , u may receive a confirmation mail this time .

TWO NEW TECHNICAL CHALLENGES ENCOUNTERED

1. i cant type in my NYSC CALL UP NO , they have already typed-in one strange call up no like NYSC /FCT/ 123456....OR SOMETHING

All efforts made in removing the Existing call up number was a failure

2. THE page for uploading NYSC DISCHARGE CERTIFICATE HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM THE PORTAL ( THUS , I COULDNT UPLOAD MY NYSC CERTIFICATE )

PLS IS THERE ANYONE ELSE EXPERIENCING THE SAME PROBLEM ?

inalegwu99:
Most of you here dont know what Npower stands for....u just sit and allow sentiments and pride derail you.some of us here will still go and apply after criticising the govt for this programme. I can categoricaly tel you that this is the best programe that will touch the lives of youths in this country... if it become a sucess

We don't need to be negative in our taughts all the time just because of our political afiliation... i hear some people who say" how can a graduate be paid only 23k after rendering a service for a whole month" my dear maybe u should choose between staying at home and doin nothing submiting millions of CV(s) is better and begging ur parents for recharge card money or pocketing 23k and engaging ur mind doing something..

Things you need to know about Npower
1) It is not compulsory.
2) It last for a period of two years.
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4) whatever device u are given to during the period of learning the skills automaticaly become yours after the duration of ur Npower year.It is given to you so you can start your own business with it.
5) The 23k is not a salary..Its not a right but a priviledge just to help you financialy during the Duration of your service.
6) It is strickly for those youths who have finished nysc and are yet to secure a job.
7) It is a time engaging Volountary Job that help you out of boredom while you keep searching for a more profitable Job.
After graduation, a certificate of skills acquisition will be given to those in the category of handwork or tarining or business. This certificate can boost your CV.
9) Volountry Teachers have the opourtunity to be retained in there place of primary assignment.
10) You have the great chance of choosing where you want to do your Npower programme. Atleast to save you from missing your loved ones.

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thanks for the enlightenment ......pls i also wish to know if N-power build applicants would aslo be paid the 23k just like the N-power teachers ?

pls guys, does any one have idea if the N-power build corp would also be paid 23k with a laptop computer too, because it seems only N-power teachers will be paid .......pls ur responses are highly appreciated .

femakins:
Lyf and it's misery, Shuaub signed Keshi's condolence register wen he died not knowing dat he will even be buried b4 Keshi. May his gentle soul rest in peace. God will console d mother he left behind, the family and Nigerians in general. R.I.P
Coach Amodu Shuaib.

And now oshiomole is signing for Amodu , he should be careful not to be d next oh .....Not funny though ....

StubbornGoat:
Only 3 Mechanical Engineering graduates were employed in last year recruitment exercise and my friend was opportuned to be one of them. BAT pays like crazy and their welfare package is second to none.

Pls sir, do you have an idea of what they pay young university graduate at entry level?