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Politics › Re: How Did Reno Omokri Become Tinubu's Friend? by Impactever(m): 1:31pm On Dec 01, 2025
Reno simply became Tinubu's Friend after his Boss Atiku Abubakar of the PDP couldn't emerge as the President of Nigeria in 2023..

Reno as a political jobber abandoned his Pay Master Atiku and also started attacking Mr Peter Obi of the LP .


All these was his strategy to gain Tinubu's attention
Politics › Re: Helicopter, Vehicle Used For Kidnapping In Catholic School In Niger State by Impactever(m): 1:18pm On Dec 01, 2025
Terrorist Government headed and Sponsored by Tinubu
Politics › Re: Bandits Kidnap A Bride, 30 Women In Chacho Wurno LGA Of Sokoto by Impactever(m): 11:31am On Dec 01, 2025
iwaeda:
Source




https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1AQ6pq9Rgb/
Una go cry tire ...shebi una no want Peter Obi to be President. Hahahaha 🤣

You people prefer a drug lord to be your president than a competent Leader...


Tinubu's failed leadership will finally push every region of Nigeria to start agitating for a secession....every region will finally go their separate ways and govern and control their resources by themselves.
Politics › Re: Gunmen Abduct Six Real Estate Marketers In Ogun — Police by Impactever(m): 11:12am On Dec 01, 2025
iwaeda:
https://punchng.com/gunmen-abduct-six-real-estate-marketers-in-ogun-police/I
I hope the people of Ogun State will still be Singing "On his Manhood, we shall Stand "

Tinubu is doing a very nice Job.

E go reach every body las las ....

Until the entire Nigeria is reduced to a dungeon, we will never learn our lesson.

2027 is by the corner, and I hope the Ronu People will still be Standing on his Manhood... hahahaha 🤣 🤣 🤣
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Ncdmb Digital Skills Training + Free Stipends, Accommodation And Laptops by Impactever(m): 2:06am On Nov 27, 2025
captaininiobong:
https://youtube.com/shorts/4QSFIiCddbs?si=eetz6VV-gZSRDreC
Is it only for Indigenes of Ekiti States ?

Can Nigerians who are Indigenes of Other neighbouring States apply ?
Celebrities › Re: VeryDarkMan & Mr Jollof Fight On A Plane (Photos/Video) by Impactever(m): 10:10am On Nov 18, 2025
MemphitzDgreat1:
Mr. Jollof should tell us the odour from the VDM armpit he inhaled while under his arm... 😀😀
I was just about saying this ... hahahaha 😂

That VDM armpit must be very stinky with oozing odour .

That VDM guy has a very poor personal hygiene
Sports › Re: Osimhen, Ajibade And Nnadozie Shortlisted For CAF Awards by Impactever(m): 9:48am On Nov 18, 2025
naptu2:
Women’s Player of the Year

⚫️ Ghizlaine Chebbak (Morocco/Al Hilal)

⚫️ Sanaa Mssoudy (Morocco/AS FAR) 

⚫️ Rasheedat Ajibade (Nigeria/Paris Saint-Germain)
Chidinma Okoronkwo should have been a better Nominee for Nigeria's Super Falcons.


If NOT for Okoronkwo, we wouldn't have win the last WAFCON .....she was very instrumental in the WAFCON Tournament..
Properties › Re: ₦2.5 Million For A 2-Bedroom Flat And Say You Don’t Want Yahoo Boys – Asaba Man by Impactever(m): 11:46pm On Sep 30, 2025
Kajaard:
Balderdash angry

A house is an investment for the landlord. It is a tangible asset that always appreciates in value and he can always sell the house anytime at a profit in figures greater than what he built the house with.

Landlords are not expected to recoup the cost of building their houses in 10 years from tenant rents. The rent gotten is an additional income he can be using for his monthly expenses and the intent is never to recoup it from rents over a 10 or 12 year period.

We get things so wrong in Nigeria undecided
This is absolutely correct. I was just about saying the same thing.


Landlords are not meant to recover their investment from the tenant rent fees.


The house on it own is already an asset that keeps appreciating every year on it own . And can be sold at any given time with a good profit.

Let's assume it cost 150 Million Naira to build a house .

If the Owner decides to sell that house in 3 yrs time , he can sell it for 200 Million and still make a profit if 50 million.

Extra profit: if he ever gave out the house for a rent within the 3 years, any money he made from tenant fee let's say 5 Million is just an extra profit.

I think Nigerian Landlords needs a National Re-Orientation about this.
Technology Market › Re: . by Impactever(m): 1:36pm On Sep 28, 2025
You are setting yourself up for a big legal case.

From what you explained here, this doesn't still qualifies you to blackmail him on the public internet domain as a scammer.

You are taking the law into your hands.

He can sue you for defamation in the court of law , and you would pay heavily for damages.

He sold a product to you , and you received the product, unfortunately the product was faulty.

The best you can do is to return the AC to his shop and request for a refund.

Or possibly report him to the police.

Don't let your emotions and Ignorance land you into a Big trouble.
Crime › Police SUV Stolen Inside Nigeria Force Headquarters In Abuja by Impactever(op): 1:28pm On Sep 28, 2025
Nigerian Police Official Vehicle Stolen From Force Headquarters In Abuja, Authorities Launch Manhunt

The Nigeria Police Force has announced the theft of one of its official vehicles, a Toyota Buffalo Land Cruiser, from the premises of the Force Headquarters in Abuja.

According to an internal wireless message from the Commissioner of Police (DFA, Katsina Command) relaying information from the Force Criminal Investigation Department (FCID), the vehicle, with chassis number JTELU71JX0B027126 and registration number NPF 5594 D, went missing on July 28, 2025.

The vehicle was attached to the Department of Operations at Force Headquarters, Louis Edet House, Abuja.

It was reported missing after being removed from the official parking lot.

Police authorities say the case is under active investigation and have directed all area commands, divisional police officers, and formations nationwide to be on the lookout for the missing vehicle.

“Grateful be informed that Sig. No. CR:3000/FDPS/FHQS/Abj/Vol.2/189 DTO: 271231/08/2025 received from Nigpol Dops Abuja that a police official's vehicle, a Toyota Land Cruiser, was involved in an accident. JTELU71JX0B027126, Rec No. NPF 5594 D, attached to Department of Operations FHQ, Abuja was declared missing/stolen or removed from where parked on 28/07/2025 from parking lot of FHQ, Louis Edet House Abuja,” the police message said.

“Case is under investigation. Grateful disseminate to formations, area commands, and divisions for possible recovery. Inform mine for necessary action.”

Security operatives have been urged to treat the matter as “very important” and report any leads that could aid recovery.
https://saharareporters.com/2025/09/28/breaking-nigerian-police-official-vehicle-stolen-force-headquarters-abuja-authorities

Politics › Re: PDP Crisis: Damagum Now Against Me After Helping Him – Wike by Impactever(m): 6:14pm On Sep 20, 2025
Enddy50ty:
Wike put everybody where they are today according to him.
He made Tinubu president..
Made Fubara governor..
Made Umar Damagun the PDP Chairman...


Somebody should please tell him to make my tickets enter this weekend because I need cash grin grin grin grin angry
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Hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣...The last sentence got me laughing so hard 😁😂😂
Celebrities › Re: I Did BBL Surgery For My Mental Health — Actress Uche Ogbodo by Impactever(m): 5:47pm On Sep 20, 2025
ThroneNGamez:
Source:
https://x.com/instablog9ja/status/1969290360477081952?t=VV0goPSFUIp1hc3-O9K5CA&s=08[/quote]What a shame,,... so it is having a big fake Yansh that fuels your confidence as a young woman .

Na olosho dey your eyes ....dey whine yourself.

The pains and consequences are all yours when the time comes ......
Properties › Re: China Is Now Building Small, Affordable Homes That You Can Buy At Walmart Stores by Impactever(m): 1:07pm On Aug 11, 2025
Nairalander248:
Wicked kwanu? You created profile here to support PMB, and you are saying they are wicked...

Nigeria will reach there in 100years... Let's continue to support old takers.

Let's support PBAT till 2050 cheesy angry

By the time you wake up, you are old.
Well said....100%
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by Impactever(m): 12:31pm On Jul 21, 2025
WhiteLavender:
A Vice Principal is needed at a private school in Ibadan located at Kasumu Estate off akala express Road.
Interesting persons should have at least 15 years experience in the education sector.
For enquiries please call 07015703716.
You mean an ordinary primary or secondary school , a private school for that matter is requesting for a 15 years experience , na wah oo,

you should have made it 35 years of experience naaa ,

las las , the monthly salary will not be up to 300k .

Tell the owner of the school that he should simply take up the Job by himself .


Nonsense
Travel › Re: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by Impactever(m): 11:14am On Jul 21, 2025
I am having some challenges with the filling of the online form on the Nigerian Immigration service website .

I am trying to re-new my passport , but the website keeps rejecting my photograph.

Reasons for rejection:

1. Face is tilted

I took the photograph at a photo lab that specializes in passport photograph for the Nigerian passport .

I have paid 2500 Naira 3 times at 3 different photo lab centres around my neighbourhood , But i am still having the same issue .

after visiting 3 different photo labs, and paying 2500 naira, keeps showing up error : "Face is tilted"

Due to this challenge, i am not able to complete and submit the online form.

I am considering visiting the closest Immigration office to take the photograph there at their office .


Pls i need any info that could be of help .

Thanks
Politics › Re: Bayo Onanuga Slams Buhari’s Appointees For Joining Opposition Coalition by Impactever(m): 3:25pm On Jul 03, 2025
Bayo Ononuga , Football Match never Start, you don already dey panic, you go cry tire ...
...hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Romance › Re: Pressure To Get Married by Impactever(m): 2:30pm On Jan 31, 2025
calabaman:
Do not let anyone put you under pressure to marry

**Op I married when I clocked 40**

Some things I would advise though:

> Marry a soul mate who you can tell sit down on the ground and she will.
> You are a man and can marry when you are ready , however if you are waiting for millions before you marry you may never marry.
> I didn't have up to 200k in my account, but had a 3 million wedding with spare change.
> Don't let your wife to bes people dictate the spending on your wedding ( you are the one paying not them)
> My experience - I fought the TM list and reduced it drastically (whilst telling them they can marry their daughter if they won't budge) my wife did the needful.

Funny enough now, there is pressure on my wife not me to have a child. grin

I have asked her to chill, some days she listens...some days she doesn't stating menopause.

But me.... I put my feet down and told her whoever is putting her under pressure can come and give her belle (she won't cheat)...but the idea that I don't care puts shiver down her spine.

In summary, the decision to marry now or in 10 years time depends solely on you. Looking for a homely girl ready to settle down and not a broke a55 slay queen with a broke a55 family to make your forever partner.

Imagine demanding for a bike (okada), big gen amongst other outrageous things - regalia for a great grandfather who don kpai since all in the name of tradition for this economy. Aunty come dey say it's tradition (all in the name of looking for marriage) mchewwe

Good luck bro!
you are a wise man
Programming › Re: I Finally Got A Job. Haters Should Bury Their Heads In Shame. by Impactever(m): 2:37am On Jan 08, 2025
lastkingsman:
Devdevdev

Chatgpt will still take over your job grin

Nvidia latest powerful processor in combination with AI will render you redundant grin
hahahahahah grin grin grin grin grin grin grin.....omo , why are you trying to cook vawulence ...lolz ....you want the little poor girl to run mad again .?
Crime › Re: Total War Against Name Checkers On Nairaland by Impactever(m): 2:26pm On Jul 11, 2024
@Seun , I will only take this pronouncements seriously until when I see your moderators swing into action.


As we speak , the Tribal Name calling is still going on here on Nairaland and no action as been taken .
Travel › Re: Advice: Learning A Skilled Work Before Moving To US For Msc. by Impactever(m): 4:42pm On Jan 10, 2024
obaidan:
It depends on what exactly you are trying to study. See these days, even the IT industry is slowly becoming uneasy to break into for new comers. People with green card and US passports are taking up multiple jobs now doing 2 to 3 jobs remotely. Employers also do not want to go through the stress of filing for people when there are numerous skilled people applying for the same job and they do not have to file for those ones. For better chances of staying back, u are better off studying health related course(nursing in particular) or IT. And for IT you will be better off mastering a skill, not just having the degree. Also know that the 3 years postgraduate IT work permit you get after graduation is 1 year + an extension of 2 years which is conditioned on you fulfilling some funny conditions for the the first 1 year. Conditions like getting a job(related to your field) not later than 90 days after your permit is approved( know that u also have 60 days to stay in the US after graduation without a work permit). Another condition is that during that one year period, you can't stay jobless for more than 3 months cummulatively. All these conditions may be d reason u will still see lots of people with good jobs n degree still opting for the marriage route.

And yes phD gives you sufficient time to plan your next move, also helps you build your profile so you can explore applying for green card via a route called NIW/EB2. If you decide for phD, try to write n publish at least one paper.

But like others have adviced you, you are actually better off sharpening your interaction skills with women, learning to open up and be receptive to women of different culture because marriage is the surest. The earlier you get your green card the better, because it's after you get your green card you can start living your American dreams properly. You begin to use government and financial services support to conquer and expand.
Wow... Thank you so much for the information above. This is very insightful.

I am already in the IT space.

I am a Data Scientist and also an AI Specialist.

I am not too sure about how easy it is to land a job into the AI space in the US within 60 days after completing a PhD program in AI .

I was actually considering getting married in Nigeria before I Japa but with this information from you, I have just changed my mind.

I will have to delay that immediate gratification .

I am now beginning to see the long term benefits of getting married to a US Citizen. Most especially African American women.

All eyes on the American Green Card .

Securing my future and that of my future generations is the goal.

May God help me as I embark on this transformative journey.
Travel › Re: Advice: Learning A Skilled Work Before Moving To US For Msc. by Impactever(m): 12:50pm On Jan 10, 2024
ednut1:
even guys with good careers that went to USA for MBA. They have all married African Americans or about to marry one after graduation. 🤣
Learning Truck driving in Nigeria is a waste of time as its not even recognized , our standards here are not up to theirs and you have no actual work experience too.
What about going for a PhD program through a fully funded scholarship in the US with a student VISA.

Is there any hope of any chance of staying back to live and work in the US after finishing my PhD program for some time before applying for a PR ?
Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua: Megachurch Leader Raped And Tortured Worshippers, BBC Finds by Impactever(m): 12:28pm On Jan 10, 2024
DaddyJapan:
Total blackmail?
British empire?
BBC is on a mission to destroy Africa?


You are doing a yeoman's job with this attempt to launder the image of a depraved shaman.
His brand of evangelism did not even have the blessing of the Christian Association of Nigeria (CAN) - and yet you talk about a mission to destroy Africa? That's evidence of a puerile thought process right there.
Lolz....I just can't stop laughing here.

Are you aware that CAN is nothing but a cult group .

And that is why they hate Senior Prophet T.B Joshua because he refused to join them in their evil business.

First of all, ...Who are the leadership of CAN ?

They are high profile criminals masquerading themselves as daddy G.O s .

A one time President of CAN oritsejafor was caught in South Africa with a Private Jet loaded with dollars (stolen funds from Nigeria ) during President Goodluck Jonathan's regime.


And when he was being interrogated by the South African Authorities ,he said he came to purchase Military arms for the Nigerian Army .... hahahaha.....can you imagine that. huh

A CAN president (A so-called civilian clergy man) involved in money laundering.....
My brother, forget about CAN ...They are nothing but thieves.
Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua: Megachurch Leader Raped And Tortured Worshippers, BBC Finds by Impactever(m): 11:56am On Jan 08, 2024
NwaNimo1:
Evidence of widespread abuse and torture by the founder of one of the world's biggest Christian evangelical churches has been uncovered by the BBC.


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-67749215


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vvkUCesRdc?si=JQTiKkfwK5BEZFo3


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vvkUCesRdc?si=JQTiKkfwK5BEZFo3
Even a 3 years old child can easily decode that this is a total blackmail from the devilish British Empire called BBC.

BBC mission in Africa is to Steal, Destroy, Destabilise and to Kill African rising Nations.

God punish BBC.
Romance › Re: Have I Been Meeting The Wrong Ladies Or Is It A Nigerian Thing by Impactever(m): 12:06pm On Dec 08, 2023
GoodGovernance:
LOVE/MARRIAGE TIPS FOR MEN

1.Your schooling/NYSC days love is your true love, try to keep her.
2.If you finally decide to get married, marry your schooling/NYSC days love, as first option
3,.If you had lost contact from your schooling/NYSC days love, for one reason or the other, Search for her, if you find her, still single, marry her!
4. Any other "love", after getting real income, is a gamble.

Thank you for listening grin
You are absolutely correct.....That No 4 got me laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣.....you are too much.
Romance › Re: Have I Been Meeting The Wrong Ladies Or Is It A Nigerian Thing by Impactever(m): 12:00pm On Dec 08, 2023
CaveAdullam:
All (Nigerian) men have experienced this phenomenon. Except those that are strictly introverted or haven't requested a date.

There are plenty of factors underlying the unresponsiveness of women. Factors can emanate from you or them.

1. Women are more open and emotional to men closer to them. Proximity is how you get the better side of women + become aware of their dark sides.

Before a woman can travel from point A to point B to see you through a long distance you must have first created that emotional attachment.

But why do women travel long distances to meet strangers?

This is based on economies. They do it because of money. A prostitute can't become emotionally attached to her client. If there exists any, it is a facade. By the way, prostitutes have men they love genuinely + freely fvck them.

The evolutionary background: women by nature are weak. They need strong men to provide for them and protect them. A stranger can't be trustworthy. Only men in their community will they submit to because they've known over time.

Sex to women is more of security than pleasure. Sex for men is more of pleasures and ego - the boast of a harem.

So prostitutes are because of the money. Because if there is an availability of men to pay their bills and fulfill all their sincere and nonsensical fantasies, prostitution will be non-existent.

Therefore, in rich and developed nations, women engaged in romance for the sake of romance, love, and emotional attachment.
While in poor and underdeveloped nations women leverage romance to upgrade their socio-economic status and creep out of poverty and deprivation.

2. She might be in a relationship.

3. She's in a tarrying bad mood. And can't willingly share with you because you are a stranger. With time she may. But as a man, you'll become impatient because by nature you're not programmed to wait and beg for sex. You just want to hit and move to the next.

4. She doesn't like you. Every woman has a man they like or fantasize about. If you are not up to that standard they will ignore you.

5. Appearance. Your looks may not be ranked as acceptable. Using that metric, they set you aside and wouldn't want you to bother them.

6. Absence of flamboyance at first meet.

Women are emotional. So they can easily be cajoled by the presence of flashiness. This again is due to their desire for security. That's why celebrities can score many women + have multiple baby mamas at will.

If you don't express or show flamboyance women won't take you seriously.

Only well-trained women who are self-conscious and disciplined follow a man due to his ambitions, character, and intelligence. These women are the outliers.

7. It's a mind game. Women don't want to appear cheap. So they'll play the delayed and boring game till they know if you are genuine or not. They don't want to feel cheap.

8. Other men are on the radar. Some of these men are 10 times better than you. Some of these men you are 10 times better than.

This trooping of men of all ages and categories is the pleasure of all women. Some of the men are making bidding you can't or haven't. They fill her with hopes and promises. Her DM and privacy are a cluster of men persuading her into a romantic relationship.

Don't expect her to leave them for you easily. You are not the first. And more are behind you.

9. They want a long stream of persuasions and promises before they accept your proposal. Until you do this they will continue to remain boring.

From the above factors, the only one you have control over is your appearance. So, before you step out look good, smell nice, and talk well. Be happy and jovial. Be humorous and social. Whether they accept or reject you becomes none of your business. Just do your part.

Getting women is a game of numbers. The more you step out and interact, the more women you'll encounter and get hooked by a number of them.

Meanwhile, as a man, you must go for a woman who likes you genuinely. These women you don't need to cajole or convince. They just like you + want to be in love with you. They will make you wish and pray for an eternal romantic relationship.

Have you seen secondary and university lovers? That's what I'm talking about. Genuine love.

Thanks.
You deserve a bottle of wine....you captured this excellently.
Travel › Re: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by Impactever(m): 1:26pm On Dec 02, 2023
adewalay:
I applied online and I paid 26K altogether for 32 pages.

Oops
Thanks for this information.

Much appreciated
Travel › Re: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by Impactever(m): 7:04pm On Nov 16, 2023
adewalay:
I want to express my gratitude to everyone for their contributions. I visited the Alausa Passport office for my passport renewal today and would like to share my experience.

Upon arrival, I was directed to the servicom hall for the DIY team, where a helpful staff (lady) reviewed my documents.

She instructed me to obtain a brown file, rewrite my renewal application on A4 paper, and make a photocopy of the last page of my passport (not just the data page). After swiftly completing these tasks, she cross-checked my documents, added my two recent passport photos, and handed me the file to take to room 12.

In room 12, a meticulous lady thoroughly examined my application letter, verifying details such as the passport number, expiry date, and my signature within the letter. She then signed and dated it.

Returning to the previous staff member, she double-checked the work from room 12 and made some notations on my file. I was then directed to another area for passport capturing, a process that took less than 30 minutes.

The entire experience was remarkably efficient, taking less than an hour in total.

Documents required for renewal:

- Brown file (available for ₦500 on-site)
- Copy of the online passport application form
- Copy of the payment receipt
- Copy of the acknowledgement slip
- The passport you wish to renew
- Copy of both the data page and the last page of the expired passport
- Two recent color passport photographs
- Copy of your NIN slip
- Application letter written on A4 paper.

Regards.
How much did you pay at Aluasa, Ikeja Office for the Renewal of your international passport 32 pages ....or 64 pages as the case may be ?
Programming › Re: Application For The Free 3MTT Programme Is Ongoing!! by Impactever(m): 1:28am On Nov 06, 2023
InteliJ:
No, I don't.

But I know there's appropriate funding for this. I'm talking about billions of naira.

If you want to be a trainer you're free to apply too.
Alright thanks for the information
Programming › Re: Application For The Free 3MTT Programme Is Ongoing!! by Impactever(m): 7:00pm On Nov 04, 2023
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InteliJ:
The ministry of information and digital economy is launching a free programme called 3MTT to train Nigeria young population on digital skills.

With the hope of equipping 3 million youths with digital skills by 2025. The 3MTT has begun accepting applications from every Nigerian irrespective of Tribe, age or previous background in IT.

There are several skills offered by the programme namely:
Software Development
UI/UX Design
Data Analysis & Visualisation
Quality Assurance
Product Management
Data Science
Animation
AI / Machine Learning
Cybersecurity
Game Development
Cloud Computing
Dev Ops

To apply, visit 3mtt nitda gov ng(add "." in between the spaces) now.
How much do they intend to pay Training Providers....(per head ) of students trained ?
Do you have any idea ?

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