₦airaland Forum

MizMyColi:
Hmmm
My Fave Naira landers.

Well, some of them no send me...
But I will talk anyway.


Tallesty1 Romancelanders joined me and him in holy Datrimony. Today's his birthday btw. See my tribute here. https://www.nairaland.com/1874427/yaayyhhh-tallesty1-1-happy-birthdayyyy/5#32119481

MzNelly sup sup Bebe I'm usually the first liker of your diary posts.
This babe amazes me....she writes flawlessly.....my clan of friends are amazed at her intelligence. How you doing sweets. I hope you know you're mostly on my mind

Missclasssy Your gender keeps giving folks high bp. Tsk tsk. Well, I think you're a trail blazer.

Zicoraads Dyaaaam, your voice though. So I heard his voice for the first time yesterday. See flows mehn, see converso....hehehehehe. I usually don't last that long except the person has A-game.

Mzgracie Omo Iya mi. Sup Bebe You know you're loved for Life.

AirborneLacer Former e-husband.....got a friend in me for life

My sleep easy crew Xcapizt! BreezyRita Kika23 Goofyone (The most generous, yet sensible guy I've met in here)

Crackhaus....(speechless) The guy got game! Truss me!

Pickabeau1 He's married. I don't allow myself crush on married men. If i could, He is sooo worth it! Those brains he has tho'

Inza! You keep beating me over there. Why so heartless
Cut love for you bro

Kachisbarbie Dechandel - Sweetests. Amazing chicks. You make that side fun!

FriedPlantain! I know you don't like me....well I like you sha.....continue hating bro. It's allowed wait, you know I'm kidding, right?

Ishilove.....

Obiagelli Omenka... We haven't interacted in a bit, we cool? I connected with these duo beyond partisanship

Chibwike.... Your frankness without guile inspires.

Idowuogbo....

Errrrrrr....
My brain's skipping....

Eissshhhhh....who aren't I mentioning o o o

*pensive*

Will be right back.

Happy Sunday Guys

coogar:
all these ones on NL are just noisemakers - what do they know? it's always hausa vs yoruba or ijaw vs igbo. people who sit behind dusty desktops in nigeria & recant what they heard from linda ikeji. see how they are labelling lola omotayo a gold digger. a woman that already made her own money before p-square boys made it to the airwaves.
d'banj's thuggish outlook and his entertainer symbol is responsible for that. he likes to be the clown of the group & nigerians are easily fooled by the one that acts like the big man. it was d'banj's money that started the whole project.......but he needed don jazzy's excellent beat making skills to thrive.

i was at nottinghill carnival in 2004 when d'banj was still the sideshow for JJC & the 419 crew. it was the UK tax credit portal that got him the money. i salute his business acumen though. he could have wasted all that money on material nonsense but he had a dream & i fully respect his gift of foresight. he made don jazzy, not the other way. we used to spray don jazzy $1 dollar notes at london parties....for his skills with the keyboard.



this point was what caused the divorce between d'banj & don jazzie. d'banj was tired of being a local champion. he wanted to expand his empire but don jazzie wants to be the biggest fish in the pond.........in lekki peninsula

look at the quality of endorsements pouring in. he met kanye. kanye connected him to jim iovine through dre & he got the beats by dre ambassadorship. he tore the UK charts with oliver twist track and the brand keeps soaring. nigerians feel shortchanged by him cos he is doing more on foreign soil but who cares?

the shelf life of music in nigeria is way too short and it's not like people actually buy the music. everyone just downloads from illegal sources. piracy is eating deep into their income. don jazzy has no iota of business sense. he had the goose that lays golden eggs but he killed it himself. let him continue to parade his local talents and drink his loya milk.



the smear campaign on debt is pure trash.
he owes debt and still bought £150,000 aston martin in the midst of the financial crisis? he must be the richest "debtor" in the world to achieve that.

while everyone is busy peddling dirty rumours about him, he was busy canvassing for signatures to kickstart agricultural investments for the youths in africa. he's a global brand. i don't like his music but you cannot fault his business acumen.

his story should be a curriculum in nigerian secondary schools.

wastedsperm:
I REFUSE TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR MY EXISTENCE BECAUSE I NEVER WANTED TO EXIST AS A HUMAN. I GREW UP IN AN ENVIRONMENT OF HATE AND I REALLY WISH I WAS BORN OR CREATED IN THE ANIMAL KINGDOM. MY WORLD IS ISOLATED AND EVERYTHING AROUND ME IS BITTER. LIFE ITSELF IS NOT WORTH LIVING GOING BY THE UNDAUNTED CHALLENGES ONE HAS TO OVERCOME. THIS EXISTENCE OF MINE IS WASTED AND I PRAY IF THERE IS A SECOND CHANCE IN LIFE, MAY GOD CREATE ME AS AN ANIMAL OR A BEAUTIFUL FLOWER

mutter:
You had no right to flog them.

You should report them to their parents immediately. They are responsible for the children and need to know.
If they believe it or not is no longer your problem.

For God`s sake don`t go asking their teacher or anyone else. That is wrong because the kid`s are not in your care.
You know I was just trying to imagine you catching them and flogging them there. It is a perverse picture,

This kind of thinks happens among siblings, it actually occurs at a much younger age- not sex but the curiosity about each others bodies.

That it developed into this is because there was neglect and lack of parental care.

Rostel2:
Are you for real? I got mine last month. I don't see any spectacular features about the phone. Although i had seen some screenscrabs of other peoples phones on this thread and i wondered how they made it fascinating that way i mean the fonts and all that i think i like them but my phone is deficient of those things, the phone is kind tedious to me.... I reckon Gionee M2 is overhyped

Enyogbe:
pleae guys, my M2 now takes much longer than 5hours to charge.. which is unlike before...whats the solution pls?/

make una help me ohhhhhhh...

Alcatraz001:
@ Mhizenegu, please am waiting for your address and name so that I can teach a lesson.I won't kill you myself,I will only send yoruba Nationalists to waste you.

You think Laagos is Nnewi? We have been watching you people for 4 years now under Jonathan's rudderless leadership and we have had enough of your insults.

We will kill you and burn down your properties.We won't bomb you but kill you individually and nothing will happen.

Please dare me and drop your address and name.Thank God this Is election period.I don't need to pay money to get you killed in Lagos.

I reiterate,just try any nonsense nxt month and you will see the rage with which you will all be mowed down.Ingrates!!!

Donpre:
Herez mine....
we been friends for more than a year and we've had this chemistry all that time, so 2 weeks ago I asked her to be my girlfriend and she said yes bt I've been the one investing my time and knowledge, sending texts, starting convos on whatsapp, and she's done nothing bt treat me as if we were still jux friends. I don't blame her though, our friendship has quite long.... I juz wanna get her to invest too, make her want me as I do her, what can I do?

mrsuperswag:
Hey teddy...been a while. I need clues on how to go about kissing a girl...neva had a kiss b4 n I don't want to mess up. She's my girlfriend already though.

eduj:
@op en fellow nairalanders.
my problem seem a little different than others.l might not be the cuttest guy around but,i have no problem having a conversation en maintaining one with females (thank God for literature and belonging to the debating class back in secondary school)and also I don't lack in confidence-i have played as a wing man for my buddies in getting babes.
my problem is that I rapidly loss interest in girls that even the thought of just beding them for fun (hit and run) doesn't appeal to me.
I find myself comparing them to my crush in jss3 even after 7 years.
am getting frustrated because after spending 2 weeks of my holiday successfully coding a girl I meet on campus, I find that am no longer interested in her.I can't even bring myself to reply to her what app messages.please I need your advice

Darejo:
Thanks bro for the feedback, I just hope this is not what has happened. But what if what you are saying is actually right, then what next What am I supposed to do in such a scenario?

Darejo:
hello Teddy, I must commend you greatly for this work you're doing.

My problem is quite different though, I'm 23yrs old and there's this girl(21yrs) I've been dating for over 4 years now. Though we've not had sex all this while because she's a virgin and I kinda agreed not to disturb her with sex issues until she's ready for it. She truly loves me and I love her as well, but recently I've kind of noticed some changes in her behavior towards me. She hardly call me this days and if she eventually does, we don't talk more than 3mins maximum on phone.

Even on whatsapp, when she's online she hardly send me messages unless I be the first to initiate the convo and I seem to be the one doing most of the talking. Whenever we're chatting, I feel as if I'm forcing her to talk with me which is very different from the way we used to chat when we newly met.

I have this feeling that I'm losing her already, whenever I ask her what the problem is as to why she's acting strange to me she always tell me nothing is the problem. It's really driving me crazy, please what do I do to get her back as I cannot afford to lose her because we've dated for too long to leave each other this way. Please what do I do because I truly love her and want to make things work out for us.

Kachisbarbie:
I am happy someone has good comprehension skills. Not asking me if I can marry a broke nigga, I am sure there are so many Financial status between rich/poor.

So, why is it that when people hear Love isn't all about money, the first question they ask if Can you marry a broke guy?.
There is a big difference between a broke guy and a hustling young man. Even if he is broke, ain't there instances a couple got married and doors started opening?

Yes. My siggy is exactly what I am saying. They are not mutually exclusive...love/money can actually co-exist in a relationship and vice-versa.
The problem is, when people see you marry a rich man, they say it's because of money. Forgetting that a good % of rich men wives suffer neglect.

dorlapoh20:
this is strange 90% of my friends are guys and i have never experience such. maybe you move with wrong guys or you are too free with them. There should be decency in the way u relate with them.Stop sleeping in their rooms and don't allow them to sleep in your room too especially alone . am sure there would be a difference

harrysterol:
in the study of enzymes of lock and key hypothesis which describes the specific substrate on which enzymes binds to, the is also some another hypothesis known as the induced hypothesis however explains in the presence of another substrate the enzymes assumes a configuration in other to fit a new form of key to it substrate and assume a new shape entirely





Sorry I cnt explain further dan dis for nw am watching carnival calabar nw, if u dnt understand me jst quote d post I will explain better wen am bck homr

harrysterol:
Am sorry if you din't do chemistry because you won't understand this post clearly,
Let me just explain a little
Isomerism exist in many chemical compounds, likewise in glucose, the is a form of optical Isomerism that occurs in some organic compounds e.g like sugar Dextro-rotation and levo-rotation
, what this picture actually represent is that glucose is actually the Devo-rotation type that we commonly buy but it has another optical rotation of Levo-rotation, the Levo-rotation known as L-glucose is actually 50% expensive than gold, it can be used for the treatment of diabetics

zoeee:
I think there is only one reason... which is, "its natural"

remsonik:
My sister na so

Running around the forum like a castrated bull who's on heat........mtcheeeww

etazi0001:
its awesome when she walk and i watch her behind

boblawson:
pls help me o...my m2 takes many hours in charging I don't know y...it started on sunday ,whenever I charged my m2 it takes 2hrs to charge it up to 10%.....ave removed the battery several time I can count....I nid a candid option from u guys... thanks