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Pls guys, I dont have BBM! Pls find a place for me on Whatsapp ooo 08022730597 God Bless us oo |
importexpert:Oga You no dey do Birthday ni? With all your claims, you suppose to give out at least one e-book on one of these your money making ventures for free! I've seen pple here on Nairaland showing pple free step by step guide on how to make money and they benefited. Your own na sell! Sell! Sell! Recession dey town o. |
My Woman Crush, Still hope to Boink this Wettie - Wettie Some day |
SuperSuave:A: Anitateddy is a Noun Q: What is a noun? A: A Noun Is the name of Any Person, [/b] Animal,Place Or Thing. |
I check on the first 4 and I was not disappointed!
Glory be to God! |
I a civilised World, Vehicles dont travel more tha 4 Hours, Thats why they have Airplanes and trains for long distance Journeys, But over here, drivers must be on top speed to maximise time and coupled with bad roads, things like this must happen sometimes. May God always protect us on all our journeys in Jesus name. Amen RIP to the dead. |
I am pleased to announce the launch of our
inaugural Whistle
Blowing certificate programmes listed below:
- 6 Months Diploma in Whistle Blowing (DWB):
This crash- course programme will equip you with the
ability to spot
suspected houses where stolen funds are
kept. With this
degree, you will be able to spot Naira
stashes kept behind walls.
- 3 Years Bachelor of Science (B.Sc) Degree in
Whistle
Blowing: Smart people don't keep stolen
funds in Naira. So
why should you go about looking for Naira loot? This
programme equips you with the aided ability
to spot all looted
foreign currencies.
- 18 Months M.Sc Degree in Whistle Blowing:
The looters have become masters, and that is why you also
need to be a
master at whistle blowing. Take your
whistle-blowing ability to
the next level with our M.Sc. Spot looted local
and foreign currencies in Houses (Mud or Modern) Safes
(Fire or Water
proof), Wells (Wet or Dry) Caskets (Cemetery
or Burial
Ground).
- 3 Years Doctor of Philosophy in Whistle Blowing: Looters
understand the importance of leaving no
trails, and have now
employed digital currencies in looting. With
this degree, you
will be able to decipher owners of bitcoin wallets with looted
funds. You don't even have to leave your
house scouting for
houses like a real estate agent, or burial
grounds like an
undertaker. Simply sit behind a computer like a Yahoo Yahoo
boy and earn whistle blowing $$$ easily.
Signed,
Director of Recruitment,I am pleased to announce the launch of our
inaugural Whistle
Blowing certificate programmes listed below:
- 6 Months Diploma in Whistle Blowing (DWB):
This crash- course programme will equip you with the
ability to spot
suspected houses where stolen funds are
kept. With this
degree, you will be able to spot Naira
stashes kept behind walls.
- 3 Years Bachelor of Science (B.Sc) Degree in
Whistle
Blowing: Smart people don't keep stolen
funds in Naira. So
why should you go about looking for Naira loot? This
programme equips you with the aided ability
to spot all looted
foreign currencies.
- 18 Months M.Sc Degree in Whistle Blowing:
The looters have become masters, and that is why you also
need to be a
master at whistle blowing. Take your
whistle-blowing ability to
the next level with our M.Sc. Spot looted local
and foreign currencies in Houses (Mud or Modern) Safes
(Fire or Water
proof), Wells (Wet or Dry) Caskets (Cemetery
or Burial
Ground).
- 3 Years Doctor of Philosophy in Whistle Blowing: Looters
understand the importance of leaving no
trails, and have now
employed digital currencies in looting. With
this degree, you
will be able to decipher owners of bitcoin wallets with looted
funds. You don't even have to leave your
house scouting for
houses like a real estate agent, or burial
grounds like an
undertaker. Simply sit behind a computer like a Yahoo Yahoo
boy and earn whistle blowing $$$ easily.
Signed,
Director of Recruitment, |
Sisqoman:Sometimes when I remember what I did on d bed, I no fit dey Pray o! |
adenine02:See Your Low Life, Bigot! Dont you see any wrong in her dressing? A lady in that field should have dressed smart and with an helmet on her head, not an Hijab! What if that piece of cloth tangle with a live cable? Or she just wanted to show is she's a Muslim |
Freiden:I've read so much about deformities from that country And the few fortunate ones will come to Nigeria and be forming Boss Like the ones in our Company. |
India and Deformed Babies be like 5&6 |
last35:Omo Ibadan Kini Soo! Ma Binu Jare Omo Iya Mi, Na D guy Comment Jxt Vex Me |
Ogashub:Son Why are you this Stuupid? How many people have you seen Directly Insulting the OP like this? If you dont have anything reasonable to comment, why dont just scroll and pass? Goat Head! |
When The Witches In Your Village Are Sharing Your Destiny
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When the Witches in your Village are sharing your destiny
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If no be Money, Some of these footballers ugly o |
thesicilian:Logistics |
Mbok, Who will be sitting at home, Me? Them? the judges? Or Nnamdi Kanu, Cus me am not understandin o |
Chai! As That woman dey raise her toes reminds me of my ex as she day squeeze and make signe with her toes wen my ting don carry am to cloud 21. I still dey miss d bae sha |
Oscarjax:So Being A Chelsea Fan Makes Him An Heediot, You wanted him to be Barca Or Arsenal Fan. Goat Head |
ShitHead:I cant take a poohead as my ancestor |
ShitHead:All these chidwen wey dem born in 2000! Imagine askin who Oliseh Is |
smartty68:Ok I Pray, May what befell that Woman befall you a double fold this year and I shall use your wialing meme on NL |
smartty68:Please NLers I've been seeing this poor Woman's wailing picture being used as meme,please Stop using this woman's wailing picture as a meme, You don't know what Befell her to make her wail like that, Please It's not Funny. Mbok. |
Why the Amputee come resemble PMB like that? Abi na my Nokia Torch dey deceive me? |
You Die 'cus you a cultist! No Peace for Mofos! |


