₦airaland Forum

Tosinville:
Inked_nerd,

Well all tribes in africa have the same mentality when it comes to relationship between man and a woman excluding south africa as already mixed up with whites, indians but it only depends on individual that wants to live, reason and run his/her relationship like the whites nd some other race.

Tosinville:
Here in africa, hardly before you can see a black older lady to go after young guys for real relationship, if the lady find that she's older than you're, she'll put an end to the relationship unlike those blacks that have already mixed up with whites that has few white men mentality in them most especially in the states.

In africa most especially in nigeria, if you discover an older lady who live most of her life in africa chasing you around to date you its better you run for your dear life cos she has her mission on you or to use you as her sex object (sugar mami water) to make her feel good not for the love of it and she'll be doing that secretly cos its african mentality but i think south african ladies are improving now just because their country is mixed up with whites nd indians.

REALITY101:
Yeah the weekend is good but with some bad memories tho,  How is your side?

REALITY101:
Inked wadup,

ice234:
tot i was the only one tinkin this nigga is a fool

koolhunk:
u shouldn't eliminate the possibility of meeting him or having anything to do with him outside NL in the nearest future. How bout if he has a multimillion dollars contract for you would u still hold your ground?,  Jst a tot

darkman200:
the older the juicier, and beside age ain't nothing but number

Dr Cork:
Inked_Nerd, madam, did u say u into manlinesss sucking? , i tink i love u

REALITY101:
Cork please how much do want from me name it I will pay for you to leave inked alone

Tosinville:
There's nothing bad having an affair with older ladies, but if you're a guy who wants your lady to be submissive completely then you're in a wrong part cos older ladies would like to spend and control you sometimes.

initiate:
im a yoruba guy and i love ibo girls.
they are sweet, interesting to be with and they are sincere,
our girls are so fake, and they gossip too much. they are never what they initially appear to be.
ibo girls will show you upfront what they are all about and you can take it or leave it. but when you take it thet are with you tru thick and thin
yoruba girls are just lucky because family always insist on marrying them.

initiate:
and this is so true

IGBO HUSBAND
Plus
1. He is very loyal
2. He maintains monogamy
3. Could be very yielding/gullible
4. Gives you access to all his assets
5. Follows your advice and directions to the letter
6. Spends money on you for comfort, good looks and happiness
7. Takes care of your kids
Minus
1. Could be very unromantic-Romance is limited to spending money, spending money and spending money
2. May be semi-literate or illiterate.
3. May marry you early and deny you of access to life/youth.
4. More likely to be crude and unrefined
5. Always has a large family to cater to and take care of plus apprentices etc
6. May not be presentable
7. May be horrible in bed and/or sexually illiterate/unwilling to explore.
8. Could be gullible/easy to deceive
YORUBA HUSBAND
Plus
1. Could be very romantic.
2. Could be caring
3. Tries to maintain leadership in the home.
4. Disciplines kids well
5. More white-collar career inclined
6. Literacy level is usually high
Minus
1. More likely to philander
2. More likely to eventually marry another wife
3. More likely to marry you for your money/connections.
4. Could be highly assertive.
5. Most times you would take care of yourself after a while.
6. You may eventually separate with nothing to show for it.
7. Family members may be given priority.
EDO HUSBAND
Plus
1. Believes in marriage
2. Takes care of you and your needs.
Minus
1. May end up not taking full care of the kids
2. Could be very harsh
3. Does not take any nonsense
4. You may end up taking care of him
5. You can’t cheat on him.

URHOBO MAN
Plus
1. Believes in marriage
2. Takes care of you and your needs.
Minus
1. You may end up taking care of him
2. You cant cheat on him.

EFIK MAN
Plus
1. Will effectively take care of the culinary activities in your absence.
2. Is usually very religious
3. Hardworking
4. Good in bed
5. Quite organised and clean.
Minus
1. Be prepared to have 12 kids
2. Your cooking may not be good enough
3. He will either be very ugly or very handsome. no line between. He will also either be very short or very tall. Same with your kids
4. Prepare to have a husband like 25 years older than you in his fifties.

HAUSA MAN
Plus
1. Hardly believes in premarital sex.
2. Very religious
3. Takes care of you
Minus
1. You may be wife number 4
2. You may be wife number 4 at 14
3. You have absolutely no say in anything, anywhere and anytime.
4. If he passes away, you may be transferred to another family.


Different kinds of Nigerian wives

URHOBO WIFE
Plus
1 always loyal/faithfully( cheating is outright abomination)
2 very hardworking and self reliant
3 very good cook(banga soup,owo,peppersoup ,sea food specials
4 can persevere even in poverty conditions
5 accommodating if a second wife shows up
6 what u see is what u get kind of attitude
7 would lay down their life for their children
MINUS
1 argumentative
2 stubborn
3 alcholic tendencies
4 some level of gra- gra
5 very very very vocal

YORUBA WIFE
Plus
1. Very respectful to husband
2. Very respectful to in-laws
3. Most times educated
4. Yielding and submissive
5. Likes sex.
Minus
1. Would most likely have had one kid for another man before you and after you.
2. Will most likely cheat at 65% with one Uncle or Oga at office.
3. Possibly give you another man's kid in between your kids
4. Tells her mother or sisters or friends everything.
5. May jazz you up.
6. Will fill you with pepper, palm oil, assorted and amala.
7. Probably will marry another man even if you split at 60 years of age.
8. If she makes more money than you, or you make less her, the uncles will finally start to drop her off in front of the house with a peck.

IGBO WIFE
Plus
1. Loyal to her husband
2. Gives kids good nourishing food with vegetables and many spices.
3. Is very clean.
4. Is ready to fight anybody alongside her husband and break their head or even fight while the husband watches.
5. Even if her husband leaves her at 30, she has only a 3% chance of remarrying after kids.
Minus
1. Very disrespectful to everyone including you.
2. After breaking the neighbours' head will one day break yours.
3. Only regards you as a man if you have money.
4. Views love as spending power.
5. May not really love you but will marry you because you are ready and her real lover isn't.
6. Will spend every dime of yours without touching hers
7. Does not tolerate your inlaws and disrespects them.
8. May stop sleeping-with you after 35.
9. If she makes more money than you, or you make less her, she will become VERY insubmissive and her family will finally remember what a useless in-law you are.
10. When there is a fight, her brothers will come and join to break your head.

EDO WIFE
Plus
1. Cannot cheat on you
2. Can also cook good food.
3. Looks after kids and you.
4. Very respectful
5. Most times well endowed.
6. Very thrifty
7. Always has one brother or sister in Europe to bail you out in hard times.
8. Does not leave you even if you are semi-dead, quarter dead or dead.
9. If she makes more money than you, or you make less her, she remains loyal but after building 10 houses you have no idea about.
Minus
1. May have signed your death day the day you were married.
2. You have a 98.75% chance of dying before her.
3. Eventually you die and she becomes the landlady.
4. Or she may have built her own house while you guys were still staying in a room and parlour without you knowing.
5. May have done runs before you got married.

HAUSA WIFE
Plus
1. Everything good.
Minus
1. If you are not a muslim, no chance.
2. You may eventually have to show her were the promised land is.
3. Even when you do, it must be in the dark.
EFIK WIFE
Plus
1. She will load you with so much good food that every other thing is poison
2. She will also f,  your brains out.
3. Also loyal and respectful but will also break your head if you misbehave.
4. Very clean.
Minus
1. She will f,  your brains out finally.
2. She will either be very slim, have an extremely large arse or be very short.
3. You will share shaving stick as she may have facial and chest hair.
4. Even if you wanna leave her, the f**king and feeding will keep you coming back for more.

URHOBO WIFE
Plus
1. If you like to drink, you'll never be short of a partner.
2. She does anything to take care of her kids.
3. She's used to her working while you get high at home.
4. Loyal and respectful.
5. Cannot cheat on you
6. Can also cook good food.
7. Tolerates in-laws
Minus
1. She'll short your booze ration.
2. She respects you with serious warning.
3. Very sharp and wise to take action.

slex:
Fine fine same old same old.

You should use the weekend wisely, have fun and prepare again for monday. do not get a hangover oo or.else,

blacksta:
Please oya no vex - abeg i no like limelight

koolhunk:
hmmm I'm sure u must be enjoying this 'nice conversation'. like I said earlier, jst peeping. sorry for intruding, bye. **walks out*a

koolhunk:
Dude emmm I fink she's jst been unnecessarily defensive. Try harder n u jst mite wake up on the same bed wiv her before next week!! Now how's that for luck, (no offence, Jst a tot)