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Jokes EtcRe: Taxi Driver by InkedNerd(op): 7:52pm On Sep 02, 2010
Thanks grin
Jokes EtcRe: Why I Fired My Personal Secretary by InkedNerd(op): 7:51pm On Sep 02, 2010
The man was feeling crappy because he thought his family forgot his birthday so when his secretary tried to cheer him up he thought she wanted to have s.ex with him. So when they were at her apartment and she told him she was going into her room, he took it as an indication that they would have s.ex so he removed his clothes only to realize that it was all a setup for a surprise party for him. So there he laid, unclothed with everyone looking at him.
Jokes EtcRe: Taxi Driver by InkedNerd(op): 7:27pm On Sep 02, 2010
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.

'Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband's home early!'

'I cannot jump out the window. It is raining out there!'

'If my husband catches us in here, he will kill us both!' she replied.

'He has got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your
problems!'

So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them, 

Being unclothed, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could. After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer.

Do you always run in the unclothed?' one asked.

'Oh yes!' he replied, gasping in air. 'It feels so wonderfully free!'

Another runner moved a long side. 'Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?'

'Oh, yes' our friend answered breathlessly. 'That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!'

Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and asked, 'Do you always wear a condom when you run?'

'Nope, just when it is raining.'
Jokes EtcRe: Taxi Driver by InkedNerd(op): 7:24pm On Sep 02, 2010
Ok o, I dey come back with another one.
CultureRe: WHICH TRIBE IS D BEST by InkedNerd(f): 7:23pm On Sep 02, 2010
Chai, Rymzo o. This will cause a lot of commotion here cry
Nairaland GeneralRe: Just Googled by InkedNerd(f): 6:57pm On Sep 02, 2010
lol
RomanceRe: Tell Somebody On Ur Mind 'i Love U' by InkedNerd(f): 6:56pm On Sep 02, 2010
Rooneyboy:
Inked_nerd be very careful with all these Hot dudes professing cyber love , my hand no dey o .
Ok o, thank you for the advice wink
Jokes EtcRe: Taxi Driver by InkedNerd(op): 6:33pm On Sep 02, 2010
Element G:
dont mind him inked
cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: Just Googled by InkedNerd(f): 6:31pm On Sep 02, 2010
In fact, here's one of my favorite songs about cherries lol. I was at a party once and this song came on and my friends and I started dancing on the tables.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjyZKfdwlng
Jokes EtcRe: Taxi Driver by InkedNerd(op): 6:27pm On Sep 02, 2010
Element G:
blackie, why be say your own na always d odd one angry angry angry tongue tongue tongue undecided undecided undecided
Hahaha

blacksta:
Score u 1 out of 10  - Obviously the woman was on welfare and had no money  grin
cry
Nairaland GeneralRe: Just Googled by InkedNerd(f): 6:24pm On Sep 02, 2010
By the way, its pootytang, not pootang. Anyway, here's a list:

cooter
muff
love button
cock pocket
hoohah
pooter
poonanie
tunnel of love
the pink
vag
lovebox
love canal
cherry
fuzz box
peach
Jewel box
rosebud
velcro love triangle
cupid's cupboard
bacon hole
sugar basin
juice box
sugar hole
Crotch Waffle
Pocket Pie
Conch shell
Fruit cup
Enchilada of love
Mound of Venus
apple pie
pie
stink rink
pink truffle
pound cake
poonaner
hot pocket
purple people manliness eater
cherry pop tart
The Notorious V.A.G.
babyoven
cooter muffin
cha cha
the deflower patch
pickle stinker
tampon tunnel
cucumber canal
banana box
weiner wrap
coochie pop
hairy potter
panty hamster
deep pink
pink heaven
RomanceRe: What If Your Boyfriend's Spoken English Is Really Poor? by InkedNerd(f): 6:09pm On Sep 02, 2010
@OP: LOL, this is not an issue for me. I was once with a guy who had a very thick Honduran accent and his English wasn't so great but we made it work.


ademiller:
i once had a boyfriend who was a banker, he worked at oceanic bank. Now this guy was okay, cute, financially aiight, but he dint know ow to flow well in english. now i would have coped wit him and try to correct his flaws but the guy never wants to learn, for example here is a conversation we once had dat pissed me off : Mummy, (i resemble him mama for osun state?) i know im not your class, but i try to make u love me but u dont want to try to love me, alright, em, eh hen, tis dat im not good for your class? (  which class we day classroom) there is an adage that tell us that ti omo ba (switches to yoruba proverbs that i dont even understand ), Dis is the most annoying part, he keeps reminding me saying " im not ashamed of masef, becos i be village boy, i grow for village, i trek come lagos from my village, i use to farm and i use to see my dead GRANDPAPA's Brother,  haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, i stopped trying and i scooted, if na u NKO?  tongue
LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jokes EtcRe: Taxi Driver by InkedNerd(op): 6:03pm On Sep 02, 2010
^^^
Hahahaha grin
RomanceRe: African Men All Over, What Are Your Views On. . . . by InkedNerd(f): 5:57pm On Sep 02, 2010
Tosinville:
@inked_nerd *sigh* chai u wnt kill me here on NL o!, u always try to correct me even when im right u still say d same thing wit me jus to correct me, wat hv i done na ah! lol                                     wel abt J.lo, i didnt nid to narrate things in ful b4 u can understand, i think she's puerto-rico(father side) nd mexico(mother side) both latin but al im tryin to say in my previous post is dat she's stil latino. Like i said earlier abt brown nd caramel brown r nt in english vocabulary as a race but slang, yup! ppl can cal themselves dat wit d color even in nigeria, there r some girls we cal pink ladies jus because they're light-skin nd look pinkish but we're stil blk in black race. . . . . . Lastly, its also like someone callin herself "mixed race" jus because her dad is blk nd her mum is white yay! but in reality there's nothin like mixed-race, she's black who needs to choose father side. Gbam!!! *case closed wit inked_nerd*
No, she's not half Mexican. If she was half Mexican then there wouldn't have been such an uproar when she played Selena Quintanilla-Pérez in the movie "Selena". BOTH her parents are Puerto Rican. She is a boricua, not a Mexicana. When the movie came out many Mexicans were against her playing the role because she is a Puerto Rican woman. As for the whole "race" thing, there is only one race on earth and that is the human race. The human race is comprised of various ethnic groups. Besides, the term "race" is socially constructed. The are a lot of discrepancies with the things that you wrote. If you are going to write them at least use the proper terminology. By the way, some people here in the US tend to get offended when you use the term "mixed race", North Americans tend to lean more towards the word "biracial" rather than "mixed race".
Jokes EtcRe: Taxi Driver by InkedNerd(op): 5:08pm On Sep 02, 2010
Ehhhh, lol grin nvm. Chai, I need to get my mind out of the gutter.
CultureRe: Yoruba Boys And Igbo Gals by InkedNerd(f): 4:50pm On Sep 02, 2010
tpiah:
^^^i have corrected her response.

take aloy emeka seriously at your own peril.

she isnt yoruba and she's speaking for herself.

dont use aloy emeka's senseless ramblings as an excuse to attack yoruba women oh.

you've been warned. angry

face your admirers here and ignore all others.
I wasn't trying to attack Yoruba women. As a matter of fact, those comments that Aloy_Emeka make sound like their coming from a place of bitterness.
Jokes EtcRe: Taxi Driver by InkedNerd(op): 4:40pm On Sep 02, 2010
baby.me, make you tell me o. I dey scratch my head for that one lol.
FamilyRe: Some Weird Names Parents Used To Name Their Kids. by InkedNerd(f): 4:32pm On Sep 02, 2010
olapo:
my pastor named his children

-prosperity

-authority

-hilarious,

and a family friend calls his kids, accountant, doctor and engineer cos that's what he wants them to be, imagine kids under 15years
LOOOOOOOOL, chai.
CultureRe: Yoruba Boys And Igbo Gals by InkedNerd(f): 4:25pm On Sep 02, 2010
[quote author=Aloy_Emeka link=topic=229963.msg6686364#msg6686364 date=1283439526]Hell will not break but you could be stepping on toes. You know that men cannot be trusted, they promise Titilayo marriage when the going was rough for them but as soon as pepper arrive, they'll start facing east while praying for a wife. Some people are angry b/c their potential husbands are being outsourced to the East and those people will not stop at anything to end husband outsourcing.[/quote]And who might you be referring to as "those people"?
Jokes EtcRe: Why I Fired My Personal Secretary by InkedNerd(op): 4:22pm On Sep 02, 2010
6 out of 30?? shocked Chai, you guys are a tough crowd. Gotta step my game up.
Jokes EtcTaxi Driver by InkedNerd(op): 4:15pm On Sep 02, 2010
A unclothed woman boards a taxi in Lagos one night. The Igbo driver keeps staring, and does not start the taxi.
he following conversation ensued.

Woman: You never see unclothed woman before?
Driver: I no dey look, madam. I just dey wonder where you keep the money you wan take pay me!

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