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The man was feeling crappy because he thought his family forgot his birthday so when his secretary tried to cheer him up he thought she wanted to have s.ex with him. So when they were at her apartment and she told him she was going into her room, he took it as an indication that they would have s.ex so he removed his clothes only to realize that it was all a setup for a surprise party for him. So there he laid, unclothed with everyone looking at him. |
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. 'Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband's home early!' 'I cannot jump out the window. It is raining out there!' 'If my husband catches us in here, he will kill us both!' she replied. 'He has got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!' So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them, Being unclothed, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could. After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer. Do you always run in the unclothed?' one asked. 'Oh yes!' he replied, gasping in air. 'It feels so wonderfully free!' Another runner moved a long side. 'Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?' 'Oh, yes' our friend answered breathlessly. 'That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!' Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and asked, 'Do you always wear a condom when you run?' 'Nope, just when it is raining.' |
Ok o, I dey come back with another one. |
Chai, Rymzo o. This will cause a lot of commotion here |
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Rooneyboy:Ok o, thank you for the advice ![]() |
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In fact, here's one of my favorite songs about cherries lol. I was at a party once and this song came on and my friends and I started dancing on the tables. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjyZKfdwlng |
Element G:Hahaha blacksta: |
By the way, its pootytang, not pootang. Anyway, here's a list: cooter muff love button cock pocket hoohah pooter poonanie tunnel of love the pink vag lovebox love canal cherry fuzz box peach Jewel box rosebud velcro love triangle cupid's cupboard bacon hole sugar basin juice box sugar hole Crotch Waffle Pocket Pie Conch shell Fruit cup Enchilada of love Mound of Venus apple pie pie stink rink pink truffle pound cake poonaner hot pocket purple people manliness eater cherry pop tart The Notorious V.A.G. babyoven cooter muffin cha cha the deflower patch pickle stinker tampon tunnel cucumber canal banana box weiner wrap coochie pop hairy potter panty hamster deep pink pink heaven |
@OP: LOL, this is not an issue for me. I was once with a guy who had a very thick Honduran accent and his English wasn't so great but we made it work. ademiller:LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
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Tosinville:No, she's not half Mexican. If she was half Mexican then there wouldn't have been such an uproar when she played Selena Quintanilla-Pérez in the movie "Selena". BOTH her parents are Puerto Rican. She is a boricua, not a Mexicana. When the movie came out many Mexicans were against her playing the role because she is a Puerto Rican woman. As for the whole "race" thing, there is only one race on earth and that is the human race. The human race is comprised of various ethnic groups. Besides, the term "race" is socially constructed. The are a lot of discrepancies with the things that you wrote. If you are going to write them at least use the proper terminology. By the way, some people here in the US tend to get offended when you use the term "mixed race", North Americans tend to lean more towards the word "biracial" rather than "mixed race". |
Ehhhh, lol nvm. Chai, I need to get my mind out of the gutter. |
tpiah:I wasn't trying to attack Yoruba women. As a matter of fact, those comments that Aloy_Emeka make sound like their coming from a place of bitterness. |
baby.me, make you tell me o. I dey scratch my head for that one lol. |
olapo:LOOOOOOOOL, chai. |
[quote author=Aloy_Emeka link=topic=229963.msg6686364#msg6686364 date=1283439526]Hell will not break but you could be stepping on toes. You know that men cannot be trusted, they promise Titilayo marriage when the going was rough for them but as soon as pepper arrive, they'll start facing east while praying for a wife. Some people are angry b/c their potential husbands are being outsourced to the East and those people will not stop at anything to end husband outsourcing.[/quote]And who might you be referring to as "those people"? |
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A unclothed woman boards a taxi in Lagos one night. The Igbo driver keeps staring, and does not start the taxi. he following conversation ensued. Woman: You never see unclothed woman before? Driver: I no dey look, madam. I just dey wonder where you keep the money you wan take pay me! |
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