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Romance / Re: Why Is It That Most Women Or Wife Don't Have Respect For Their Husband Any More? by inosend: 7:20am On May 28, 2018
They tell them that the man and woman are equals in a marriage. The demonically go further and say what a man can do, a woman can do better.
Romance / Re: Understanding The Secret Language Of Women by inosend: 10:12am On May 25, 2018
Which one be read woman again? They should have introduced it as a general studies course, say GST 101 (Womanology). As far as I am concerned, I would rather a spade be called a spade.
Politics / Re: Governor Shettima Orders Bet9ja, Nairabet Agents To Leave Borno State by inosend: 9:35am On May 25, 2018
I support this move 100%. This game of chance is a 'one chance' game. #saynotogambling

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Romance / Re: My Ex-Girlfriend Has Become Best friends With My Current Girlfriend by inosend: 9:53pm On May 20, 2018
My tested and expdrienced advice is watch YOUR back because OYO is now your case.
Culture / Re: Why Cremation Should Be Practiced In Nigeria. by inosend: 9:35pm On May 20, 2018
Naija, I hail o. We import anything and everything 'importable'.
Politics / Re: Governor Dankwambo Condemns BBNaija: See The Reply He Got by inosend: 8:22am On Apr 03, 2018
Well,I had wanted to refrain from saying anything but this "epic reply" did it. Our youths have given themselves up to insignificance and irrelevance and thereby contented with playing the lamenting second fiddle. The governor said the simple home truth. Even if he was the sole architect of Nigeria's woes, he is telling the youth to wake up. When an arsonist sets your house on fire and informs you about it while it is still raging, I think he is a benevolent arsonist who wants you to salvage as many of your valuables as you can. Wetin be my own inside sef? Make I dey waka dey go.

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Politics / Re: Fayose Asks FG: How Can You Discuss Ceasefire With ‘defeated’ Boko Haram? by inosend: 9:52pm On Mar 27, 2018
Technically framed question to a Technically victorious government over a Technically defeated boko haram. Where is Liar, sorry, I mean Lie abi na Lai Mohammed when you needed him the most?
Crime / Re: Nigerian Lady Confesses To Falsely Accusing A Man Of Rape To Teach Him A Lesson by inosend: 9:42pm On Mar 27, 2018
Small thing. Let the man sue her to teach her a lesson. In Psquare's voice * do me I do you...*
Politics / Re: Yobe Youths Wash President Buhari's ''Bad Omen'' After Visit To State by inosend: 8:14pm On Mar 20, 2018
Oya sing, I mean pray with me. Anywhere demons are gathered,Holy Ghost fire pursue them.3x
Politics / Re: Plot To Cover Up Underage Voting In Kano State Looms by inosend: 10:00pm On Mar 14, 2018
See what i'm talking about. Just two weeks ago, JS 2 and 3 students were asked to go home and change into personal clothings to go and register for INEC PVCs in one of the communities in the north-east. None of the students was above 15. This I saw with my own eyes.
Crime / Re: Ugandan Imam Who Defiled 2-Year-Old Girl Jailed For Life by inosend: 9:54pm On Mar 14, 2018
At least, he has condemned himself by himself. This one na baba for lie lie.
Romance / Re: Nigerian Men Don't Give Flowers To Us: Why? by inosend: 4:16pm On Mar 06, 2018
We give naira flowers instead. @ op: flowers are appreciated by ladies in foreign lands where the standard of living is something to write home about. Okay, imagine giving a hustiing naija lady a flower she will be like "if I swear for you now dem no go say pesin do bad?" Abeggi
Romance / Re: Man Poisoned Himself Because He Caught His Girlfriend Cheating On Him (photos) by inosend: 8:02pm On Mar 05, 2018
If I said the man was a true 2(MU) some people would think I am being insensitive. So pipu still dey carry woman matter for head like gala and lacasera for dis naija? SMH
Religion / Re: Vincent & Faith Nzeakor: Achieving Sexual Orgasm In A Christian Marriage (Photo) by inosend: 10:02pm On Feb 13, 2018
If I say it is an endtime ministry someone might say I did not read through the article. And they are right.
Education / Re: Nigerians React To Snake That Swallowed N36m In JAMB Office (Photos) by inosend: 8:17am On Feb 11, 2018
Haaa! Snakes na wah o. Now you see. When I was telling Buratai not to launch . Operation Python Dance no one listened and now that PYTHONS have started SPILLING OVER, people are just shouting upandan.
Career / Re: Only 20% Of Policemen Actively Working, Says AIG by inosend: 11:17am On Feb 09, 2018
Equivalent to 20% returns. I agree there is indolence.
Crime / Re: Fulani Herdsmen With Machine Guns Caught On Camera - Aroms Aigbehi by inosend: 3:44pm On Feb 08, 2018
Ok, see what I was saying all this while.
spiritedtete:
we are in trouble... ****grabbing my passport*** out of this shithole***
you do not run away from this kind of battle.*snatches spiritedtete's passport and throws it into the fire* Now,*in combined voices of FAYOSE & ORTOM* let us fight this fight together.

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram: Shekau Appears Again, Says “we’re In Sambisa, Police Wives With Us” by inosend: 10:06pm On Feb 07, 2018
I don't believe shekau. Or should I? Remember they have been 'mechanically', sorry,I mean 'technically defeated'. So, I think it is a 'technical abduction' of the policemen's wives.
NYSC / Re: Deeper Life Corper Turns Her NYSC Uniform Into Skirt In Sokoto (Photos) by inosend: 12:11am On Feb 07, 2018
I strongly believe some people are suffering from an acute case of selective amnesia. If na muslim corper wear hijab people go keep quite dey look like pesin wey dem cook MUMU LEAF give chop, but as na christian wey want to maintain her decency, some pipu don begin dey develop heat stroke. I tire for una.
Romance / Re: Expert Warns Against Use Of Sex Dolls by inosend: 2:43pm On Feb 04, 2018
Much as I am against unnatural s3x, this 'expert' did not 'advise' against the use of CUCUMBER by women; now that an 'option' is being provided to render 'relief' for KONJIvitis she come dey form expert. Abeg, make I see front! What is good for the goose...
Politics / Re: List Of 16 States Ready To Establish Cattle Colonies For Herdsmen by inosend: 2:20pm On Jan 23, 2018
Pavore9:
Curious on why Sokoto State is not in the list!
Maybe it is because sokoto is an already established danfodio islamic caliphate whereas the ones listed need to be put in constant checks to help whip them in line. My eleven kobo.
Celebrities / Re: Benedicta Elechi: Paul Odekina Is Gay, I Divorced Him, We Had Sex 11 Times Only by inosend: 1:20pm On Jan 23, 2018
jeffrizzy1:
if she got married in 2002 and got divorced in 2012,how old is she now?
19, of course. Her 18th birthday comes up next year. Nigerian ladies no dey gree old now.
Celebrities / Re: Porn Star Olivia Nova Dies, Aged 20 by inosend: 10:19am On Jan 11, 2018
If i say something different from 'rest in peace' some people would ask for my egg-roll. I have decided to keep my talk-talk mouth shut.
Travel / Re: Libya Returnees Reject Edo Govt N1000 Transport Fares by inosend: 10:12am On Jan 11, 2018
Say wetin happen?
Politics / Re: Herdsmen Killed Over 756 In Two Years Under Jonathan – Presidency by inosend: 10:08am On Jan 11, 2018
Just watch out! They will soon blame gej for the current killings, and fuel scarcity.

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Politics / Re: 2019 Presidency: South West PDP Group Endorses Gov. Dankwambo by inosend: 3:09pm On Dec 30, 2017
Very good choice. Dankwambo has been the only governor in the north-east who has brought his state to abrupt urbanization within the next-to-the-least federal allocation he gets. At his inauguration in his first term in office, he stated he was going to make politics unattractive for political jobbers (share-the-money 'politicians') and has kept to it. As an economist he was able to put in place mechanisms that plugged leakages i.e ghost workers, inflated contract sums, unnecessary spendings in the form of appointing 'personal assistants', personal allowances, even cutting down on the number of vehicles in his convoy, etc. etc. Road: Dankwambo is the head coach in that region. He promised any road he was going to construct would not be anything less than what is obtainable in the FCT ~he kept that promise. There are so many more but space would not permit me. No wonder the Buhari\APC-led 'wind of change' that swept across the north left him, a PDP candidate standing gidigba like the Olumo rock.

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Religion / Re: UN: Taking Children To Church Violates Their Human Rights by inosend: 3:48pm On Dec 28, 2017
I don't know why but the UN is grossly anti-Christ. They love criticising anything christian. They hardly do same for islam. Consider sharia, for example.
Celebrities / Re: Queen Ure Weds Pastor Silas Briyork Newman (Traditional & White Wedding Photos) by inosend: 1:39pm On Dec 02, 2017
Ayam not understanding again. Opinion aside, the Bible stated in unequivocal term that divorcees are not to remarry. The moral I am able to deduce from that is to create an avenue for reconciliation.
Religion / Re: Phillip Frimpong Proposed To Carrisa Sharon Oyakhilome By Kneeling Down For Her by inosend: 5:30pm On Nov 28, 2017
Just that?! Haba! It wasn't enough now. Na frog jump him for do. Smh for colonial mentality amongst the blacks. I don already beg to differ tay tay.
Crime / Re: Police Officers Arrested For Kidnapping In Kaduna (Photo) by inosend: 12:43am On Nov 20, 2017
Watch out. What happens next is the policemen will be transfered to different states in the guise of being dismissed. SMH for NPF
Romance / Re: Can You Allow Your Friend To Stay With Your Partner When You're Not Around? by inosend: 9:00am On Nov 16, 2017
Why should I?Why create an avenue for temptation in the first place? SEE no EVIL DO no EVIL. *kneels down to pray*Our Father who is in heaven ...lead us not into temptation... *runs out of thread without looking back*
Religion / Re: Pastor Penuel Mnguni Orders Members To Eat Cockroach During Church Service (Pics by inosend: 8:30pm On Nov 06, 2017
I no blame am, na im mumuish members I blame. "My people die for lack of knowledge", so says the Holy Writ.

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