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Education / Kogi Student Breaks JAMB Record, Scores 399 Out Of 400 by inositol88(m): 11:21pm On Mar 04, 2016
yes he did it

Religion / Re: How I Served Rev. King Stark Naked - Former Maid by inositol88(m): 12:33pm On Feb 28, 2016
Chai!!!!!!!!

see devil himself live in human flesh

doing this to a fellow human being like you??



Can the supreme court also order dat he should fried to death with red hot oil ??


so that the beast wud know how it feels like to to burn a fellow human
Religion / Re: Funniest/ Weirdest Prayer Point Ever Raised By Ur Pastor by inositol88(m): 12:19pm On Feb 28, 2016
Can we pray for the devil?
So he can also repent and return to God his father
Food / Re: Most Hilarious Food Combinations You Have Ever Eaten by inositol88(m): 12:12pm On Feb 28, 2016
[quote author=ChappyChase post=43325621]Mine was drinking garri with sliced bread!
Choi shocked Op you've suffered![/quot


I was a very gud fan of dat combination in the boarding school before going to the University, so it was just a natural thing for me to sip garri with bread, even with kpof-kpof
Food / Re: Most Hilarious Food Combinations You Have Ever Eaten by inositol88(m): 12:07pm On Feb 28, 2016
ajokebelle:
Indomie and bread. To support d indomie to last long in my stomach.

for me, this was a normal meal.

I can't even try eating indomie without a supporting meal else it wud be as if dry air was passed through my stomach

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Religion / Re: Must You Shout While Praying???????? by inositol88(m): 11:59am On Feb 28, 2016
ChappyChase:
Concerning the works of my hand, command ye me -Ish 45:11b
wrong interpretation!
in dat passage God asked
" concerning the works of my hand, will you command me??"
dat was a question asked by God, not a statement asking us to command God

Who are u to command God??
Religion / Re: Must You Shout While Praying???????? by inositol88(m): 11:52am On Feb 28, 2016
EgusiSoup:
Yes undecided
WHY


IS YOUR GOD DEAF
Religion / Re: Must You Shout While Praying???????? by inositol88(m): 11:50am On Feb 28, 2016
ratchy:
Na xtian way
Even Muslims and most other religions do it
Religion / Re: Must You Shout While Praying???????? by inositol88(m): 11:48am On Feb 28, 2016
ChappyChase:
And he cried with a loud voice, Lazarus, come forth!- Jn 11:43

Dat was Jesus calling Lazarus to come out of the grave.
Jesus was not praying to Lazarus rather He called him out .
so why shout when praying to God or do u think God is Lazarus?
Food / Most Hilarious Food Combinations You Have Ever Eaten by inositol88(m): 11:41am On Feb 28, 2016
I couldn't help laughing this morning when I remembered my days in school. we ate a lot of concoctions just to ensure the god of the middle belt(stomach) was appeased.

Here are a few combinations I could still remember

Rice and pap
moi moi and coconut
indomie and okro soup
sipping garri with spaghetti
Eba and beans (as soup)
adding milk and Milo to fanta (fanta tea)

The worst was in my final year when one day I combined coffee, Lipton, nescaf and Milo as a drink, then I took panadol extra, just to stay awake and read.

for three days I could not sleep. But after the effect was over, I slept for 18hours non stop


So pals shear the most bizarre food combinations u have ever taken.

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Religion / Must You Shout While Praying???????? by inositol88(m): 11:13am On Feb 28, 2016
was just wondering!!!!!

Humans have made it seem as if God is deaf or his distance is very far from us dat we must have to shout before He can hear us.

Infact i have this neighbour who wakes in the middle of the night and begins to shout on the top of his voice in the name of praying, thereby disturbing the entire neighborhood and forcing us to compulsorily keep vigil with him after a very strenuous day from the office against our wishes

A friend once confronted him, but he ended up calling my friend a wizard who is been disturbed by prayers .


Now the disturbance is becoming too much am thinking of also confronting him, but I don't know the best approach to do dat.

Ur advice please.


BUT OH!!!!
MUST WE SHOUT WHEN PRAYING?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Hilarious Experience I Had With GNLD Marketers In Abuja. by inositol88(m): 1:59pm On Feb 09, 2016
Hmmmmmmm !

I HAD A SIMILAR EXPERIENCE DURING THE ASUU STRIKE.

I SAW AN ADVERT, CALLED AND WAS TOLD TO COME TO NNPC TOWERS, REACHING DIA, I WAS TAKEN TO ANOTHER BUILDING ONLY TO MEET A GROUP OF GNLD PREACHERS. I WAS SO VEXED, AND I LEFT THE PLACE
Romance / Re: I Feel Like Sniffn A Used Female Pant Rai Now! by inositol88(m): 10:38pm On Jan 20, 2016
THIS DUDE IS SURELY FROM THE UNITED STATES OF



YABA LEFT.





HOW CAN U SAY U FEEL LIKE SNIFFING PANTS?


HABA BROS, TRY BORROW SENSE NAW!


CHAI!!!!!!! ADAM WOULD BE VERY ASHAME OF U RIGHT NOW
Romance / Can You Pray With Your Girlfriend/boyfriend Before Or After Sex by inositol88(m): 9:38pm On Jan 16, 2016
was just wondering, can you just kneel beside ur bed and say prayers before or after sex?


be sincere.....
Romance / Re: Guys Upload Ur Pics Let See How Handsome U Are by inositol88(m): 10:31pm On Jan 15, 2016
SWEETIE I HAVE ACTUALLY CHECKED YOUR PROFILE AND YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL,


BUT AM SCARED OF SUAREZ-lization oh!

HOWEVER U CAN ALSO CHECK OUR PROFILES AND MAKE YOUR CHOICE

MOST PEOPLE VALUE THEIR PRIVACY
Romance / Re: [ADVICE] Guys Please Advise Me On This (don't Skip) by inositol88(m): 10:24am On Jan 14, 2016
TWO THINGS ARE INVOLVED:
ITS EITHER O.P IS TELLING US LIES OR
O.P IS UNDER A HEAVY SPELL.
BUT IF IT IS TRUE, THEN O.P NEEDS CLEANSING WITH 60 STROKES OF BULALA
Sports / Re: Liverpool Vs Arsenal Live by inositol88(m): 9:30pm On Jan 13, 2016
this game is hotter than champion's league oh!
Arsenal 2 Liverpool 2
Romance / Re: I Barged In On My Landlady While She Was Nakked. See Her Reaction!! by inositol88(m): 8:30pm On Jan 13, 2016
hmmmmmmmm bro!!!! dis one is strong

JUST GO, IF SHE ASK U WHAT U SAW, TELL HER YOU LOOKED INTO THE FUTURE
but be carefully not to be CONGInated into a lustful affair
Romance / Re: I Barged In On My Landlady While She Was Nakked. See Her Reaction!! by inositol88(m): 8:29pm On Jan 13, 2016
hmmmmmmmm bro!!!! dis one is strong

JUST GO, IF SHE ASK U WHAT U SAW, TELL HER YOU LOOKED INTO THE FUTURE
but be carefully not to be CONGInated into a lustful affair
Romance / Re: I Barged In On My Landlady While She Was Nakked. See Her Reaction!! by inositol88(m): 8:28pm On Jan 13, 2016
hmmmmmmmm bro!!!! dis one is strong

JUST GO, IF SHE ASK U WHAT U SAW, TELL HER YOU LOOKED INTO THE FUTURE

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Arsenal (3 - 3) On 13th January 2015 by inositol88(m): 8:19pm On Jan 13, 2016
we are watching!
I have really missed the great skills of Tomas Rosicky I love Liverpool (of those days oh!)
but I believe in arsenal
up gunners.
my prediction. Arsenal 2 Liverpool 0

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