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NYSC / Re: PHOTOS: NYSC StreamII PCMs Protest Delay in Mobilization. by inositol88(m): 12:05pm On May 25, 2016 |
.We no go gree oh!!!!! we no go gree!!!!!!!
THIS IS AN ILLUSTRATION OF WHAT WE PASS THROUGH!!!!
Papa: When are you going for your service?
Me: February ending sir
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After some weeks
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Papa: How far your NYSC stuff?
Me: They shifted it to ending of March
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First week of March
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Papa: So which state did they post you to?
Me: They shifted it again to April 1st
Papa: No problem
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Last week of March
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Papa: Edu when are you going for your service?
Me: Nna eeh... NYSC shifted it to April 27th
Papa: Are you sure that you're not deceiving
me?
Me: No papa i swear to God
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Last week of April
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Papa: I heard that NYSC has started posting,
where do they posted you?
Me: Chai! Papa, NYSC said May 21st for stream2
Papa: what do you mean by dream2
Me: Papa not dream2 but stream2
Papa: Whether dream2 or stream2 you're talking
nonsense am tired of your useless stories, are
you sure you have graduated
ALL BECAUSE OF NYSC AND BOOOHARI'S CHANGE
SAY NO TO FURTHER POSTPONEMENT!!!!!!!! |
NYSC / Re: Peaceful Protest In Ibadan Against The Delay In Mobilizing Batch A Stream 11 by inositol88(m): 11:56am On May 25, 2016 |
.We no go gree oh!!!!! we no go gree!!!!!!! THIS IS AN ILLUSTRATION OF WHAT WE PASS THROUGH!!!! Papa: When are you going for your service? Me: February ending sir ........................................... After some weeks ............................................ Papa: How far your NYSC stuff? Me: They shifted it to ending of March ........................................... First week of March ........................................... Papa: So which state did they post you to? Me: They shifted it again to April 1st Papa: No problem ........................................... Last week of March ........................................... Papa: Edu when are you going for your service? Me: Nna eeh... NYSC shifted it to April 27th Papa: Are you sure that you're not deceiving me? Me: No papa i swear to God .......................................... Last week of April .......................................... Papa: I heard that NYSC has started posting, where do they posted you? Me: Chai! Papa, NYSC said May 21st for stream2 Papa: what do you mean by dream2 Me: Papa not dream2 but stream2 Papa: Whether dream2 or stream2 you're talking nonsense am tired of your useless stories, are you sure you have graduated ALL BECAUSE OF NYSC AND BOOOHARI'S CHANGE SAY NO TO FURTHER POSTPONEMENT!!!!!!!! 1 Like 1 Share |
Romance / Re: A Brother Needs Help by inositol88(m): 10:20am On May 21, 2016 |
Somebody has to make a sacrifice!!!!!! when u marry her, she leaves her father's house and surname, and she takes ur name, meaning that she is ready to go with u wherever u go. I feel since she is getting married to u, to stay with u and be with u, then she should make the sacrifice of joining u . my personal opinion oh!!!!! but u can do otherwise |
Romance / Re: If You Are Finer Than This Nairalander Post Your Pics by inositol88(m): 10:23pm On May 20, 2016 |
WE MUST NOT ADVERTISE ONLINE TO TELL SAY WE FINE!!!! ALL OF US WIA WONDERFULLY MADE!!!!!! FINE BOYS NO THE ADVERTISE |
NYSC / Give Us Our Call Up Letters Else!!!!!!!!!(see Pix). Stream 2 Members In Protest by inositol88(m): 6:04pm On May 16, 2016 |
stream 2 members for the 2016 batch A orientation exercise are have a few questions for NYSC 1. Has the fuel price hike also affected the cost of uploading Cull up letters for PCMs to print out 2. why is the D.G silent about this matter? No CUL, no statement,no news, nothing at all, days are fast going what is happening 3. is the time table given in your website still functional ?? if yes, why is it not been followed again?, if no why have you not issued a statement to that effect? 4. is it true that stream 2 wud be merged with batch B?? if yes, how many streams wud be in batch B?? 5. is it true that the current stream 2 will be turned to batch B and prospective batch B will wait till next year?? 6. How many batches are we having this year?? These are questions that are begging for answers from the NYSC Headquarters or the DG himself.
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NYSC / Give Us Our Call Up Letters Else!!!!!!!!!(see Pix). Stream 2 Members In Protest by inositol88(m): 5:59pm On May 16, 2016 |
stream 2 members for the 2016 batch A orientation exercise are have a few questions for NYSC 1. Has the fuel price hike also affected the cost of uploading Cull up letters for PCMs to print out 2. why is the D.G silent about this matter? No CUL, no statement,no news, nothing at all, days are fast going what is happening 3. is the time table given in your website still functional ?? if yes, why is it not been followed again?, if no why have you not issued a statement to that effect? 4. is it true that stream 2 wud be merged with batch B?? if yes, how many streams wud be in batch B?? 5. is it true that the current stream 2 will be turned to batch B and prospective batch B will wait till next year?? 6. How many batches are we having this year?? These are questions that are begging for answers from the NYSC Headquarters or the DG himself. |
Education / In What Subject Did U Do This (see Picture????) by inositol88(m): 5:18pm On May 16, 2016 |
Tell us !!!!!! JUST ONE SUBJECT THAT MADE U DO THIS TO YOUR PEN IN SCHOOL??
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Romance / Re: The Mysterious Nature Of Girls/women. Una Too Much!!!!!!!! by inositol88(m): 2:23pm On May 16, 2016 |
yea, just like this
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Romance / The Mysterious Nature Of Girls/women. Una Too Much!!!!!!!! by inositol88(m): 2:12pm On May 16, 2016 |
Over the years, I ve come to notice dat these daughters of Eve are very very
mysterious. the more u try to understand them, the more confused u
sometimes become.
here are a few things dat baffles me most about dia nature:
1.they are termed de weaker sex, yet they are emotionally stronger dan men
2.men rule de world, but women rule men
3. they claim to hate what in actual sense dey luv most e.g sex
4. they are very secretive, yet they talk too much
5. men consume food more Dan them, yet dey grow fatter Dan men
6 they enjoy been fake Dan real, e.g fake hair,eyelashes, skin nails,even
br**sts and a*s yet they are the core sustainers of nature
7. just one small tiny hole in between dia thighs can make a man empty his
bank account,(I wonder de kind magic wen dey dia) yet dey enjoy it de most
while u ur exert enegy
8 she is a queen of the tongue, and a slave of actions(words speak louder Dan
actions in dia case)
9. they express love better Dan men, yet they are de most wicked including dia
animal specie. e.g Na female lion de do de killing, na female dog de wicked
pass, Na female chicken de charge wen e just hash etc
10. dey can do anything to make de one dey luv happy, and dey can equally
do everything to make de one dey hate sad.
and much more............
guys add yours.........
OUR BELOVED LADIES,
Why are u these mysterious?
can u ladies pls give us tips on how to understand u better? am sure Ur
answers wud help us solve some relationship issues 1 Like |
Religion / Please Leave Catholics Alone !!!!!!!!!!!!! by inositol88(m): 9:55am On May 15, 2016 |
I stumbled upon a pamphlet from one of these new generation churches that refused to mention its name, they only dropped a phone number and tagged it "SMS ONLY". It said "REASON WHY NO CATHOLIC HAS ENTERED HEAVEN" My question after reading the antagonistic writeup was "who is chasing the wind" Have you ever asked yourself why the Catholic church never advertises itself or any of her branches or outlets but yet has the highest number of Christians as a denomination? You question the authority of the Catholic church - you called it a "demonic gathering" but there is a backing that Christ Himself set up this Church you now call a 'demonic gathering' Read Matt 16:13 - 20. Not even the gate of hell shall prevail over it. Why has the attention of all churches/ministries turned towards the 'Catholic Church'. Everyone is fighting the Catholic church instead of sin which is the arc enemy to your salvation You say they worship Mary and believe in idols for protection and yet you stick the picture of your pastor to your cars and door post as a sign of what You have believed so much in the power of the enemy of you that your prayer points are always about the enemy. Why carry a handkerchief about in the name of a mantle; thinking you will find more favour? Who ever told you a church sticker will be a saving grace from your enemies You say Mary has no place in heaven; yes I'll agree with you if you answer my question, have you searched through the whole bible and not found her place in creation I bet your answer will be a lopsided yes. But my advice read again. You say that Catholics don't read the bible but I still don't get this point. Is it that they don't read the bible at all or they don't read and preach about 'The Miracle Working God'. There's a difference between reading the bible objective and also reading the bible subjectively. They read every portion of the bible, every nook and cranny of the bible. From the old testament, through the psalms, to the new testament. If you feel we don't read the 'favouritic' parts of the bible, please don't hang yourself, we have chosen what is right by avoiding to hide the truths of human existence in this temporary dwelling place. "The teachings of the Catholic church are too hard" so you go to where you ears will find it easy to take. Well, never forget Luke 20: 45 - 47 and Luke 21: 34 - 36. The catholic church's teachings are the teaching of Jesus Himself. Christ never foretold any enjoyment or pleasure while here on earth. He only promised life eternal and joy everlasting in the kingdom of God. Where then do your preachers get their teachings of favor from Read what Jesus said in Mark 8: 31 - 38 On Sunday the 14th of April 2016, I heard a preacher while in a church service; saying to his members and I quote him: "I want you to unleash your holy anger and pray....". Please read Matt. 5: 21 - 26 and tell me what aspect of anger is holy. Catholics don't pray; oh yes because they have chosen to adopt the bible standard of praying. Once I heard someone say " catholics need to understand the art of praying violently". I laugh. Read what the bible teaches about prayer in Matt. 6: 5 - 15 Finally, I want to advocate that you leave catholics alone. They have never come out to criticize any denomination so I wonder why every denomination is against them. All of these new age shops you call ministries stemmed from the catholic church. If you need to draw people to God, go to where the gospel of Christ Jesus has not reached and evangelize there. Stop feeding on the work of others. If you must judge for God, read what the bible says in Matt. 7: 1 - 6. Whether Catholics have never and will never make it to heaven or not, it is not your business. Focus on 'your' salvation and ensure you make heaven which you claim belongs to non catholics. Despite all the advertising and broadcasting they still come and go but the Holy catholic church with out any advert has stayed for more than 2000yrs and will be till the end of time. Can't just stop being a catholic. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: 2 Female Corp Members Caught In Lesbianism Act At Camp In Nasarawa State by inositol88(m): 7:33pm On May 09, 2016 |
what an INKOJOBOGOS??
Rubbishoius rubbish!!!!!! and some guys are dying of Congi in the same camp oh!!! |
Romance / Re: 2 Female Corp Members Caught In Lesbianism Act At Camp In Nasarawa State by inositol88(m): 7:32pm On May 09, 2016 |
what an IKOJOBOGOS??
Rubbishoius rubbish!!!!!! and some guys are dying of Congi in the same camp oh!!! |
Romance / Re: The Foolish Experience I Had The First Time I Got Laid by inositol88(m): 7:15pm On May 09, 2016 |
Reading and
laughing hysterically, videos of so many things playing in my brain 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Why Can't This Dude Control His P3n!s by inositol88(m): 5:50pm On May 06, 2016 |
Hormones in action. Not his fault, Junior is too stubborn Remember that a d±±k has its own brain, and thinks what it wants. it can disgrace u at any time!!! |
Romance / Re: Can You Eat This Strange Cake (extremely graphic pic) by inositol88(m): 5:45pm On May 06, 2016 |
IF ITS UR FATHER'S FACE THAT WAS PRESENTED IN THAT WAY, WUD YOU EAT IT?@ OP |
Romance / Re: Top 3 Most Handsome Nairalanders Of All Time!!!!! by inositol88(m): 5:12pm On May 06, 2016 |
WE (especially the ladies) ARE ANXIOUSLY WAITING TO SEE THIS FIRST GUY TO SHOW US HIS PIX U gat my vote if u are the first |
Romance / Top 3 Most Handsome Nairalanders Of All Time!!!!! by inositol88(m): 4:36pm On May 06, 2016 |
Lol!!!!! I know u are here to see dia faces (especially the ladies). The top 3 most handsome guys in nairaland are yet to be discovered. However if u think urself worthy enough to make that list or knows someone who has the qualifications to make that list, upload Ur pix or his pix here. The number of likes u get are Ur votes. All 8 guys produced in the previous thread are Automatic contestants and have 50 likes each. keep it coming, let's see what u gat!!!! |
Celebrities / Re: Chinedu Ikedieze 'Aki' In NYSC Camp (Throwback) by inositol88(m): 12:02pm On May 04, 2016 |
lol!!!! looks like a primary school kid wearing oversized NYSC kits. Funny sha!!! God is wonderful , his height did not limit his destiny!!!!!! Nothing can stop God's plans in Ur life regardless of Ur physical state!!!!! Enjoy Ur swagg bro!!!!!! take 1000000000000000000 likes |
Romance / Re: Calabar Vs Yoruba Girls Which One Do You Preferred by inositol88(m): 1:32pm On May 02, 2016 |
ifeajikap: GET CLAY AND CREATE ONE |
NYSC / Re: Corpers Queue For Their Meals At NYSC Camp (photo) by inositol88(m): 1:24pm On May 02, 2016 |
hmmmmm!!!!! the energy u spend standing under the sun to get that meal is not even equivalent to the plate of food you would receive !!!!!!! anyway sha, its part if the clarion call 5 Likes |
Romance / 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Act When Guys Accidentally See Then Naked by inositol88(m): 10:27am On Apr 27, 2016 |
Below is a list of Ways Ladies Act When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad 1. They Scream loudly This is very common with every lady. When you enter her room without knocking and see her unclad she will scream so loud as if you point gun at her 2. They start Avoiding you This is also very common with every lady. The moment you see these ones unclad they feel embarrassed and start avoiding you afterwards. 3. They quickly grab on to anything to cover themselves I went to a lady's hostel last week and I bumped into her room without knocking. She quickly looked for an object to grab just to cover herself up but unfortunately for her there was none.. Na so dis babe grab newspaper take cover body. 4. They start raining Curses on you Some ladies will start raining curses on you with sango, Ogun and the likes that you will begin to wonder if there's anything special in their bodies which you haven't seen before. 5. They make Rape allegation against you I have once experienced this sometime last year. When I bumped into her room and accidentally saw her dressing up, she quickly headed towards the door and locked it with keys after which she started calling neighbours to come to her rescue from rape shocked. 6. They resort To Molest you This is not an exaggeration at all. It once happened to a friend.. As funny as it sounds some of them will quickly lock the door with keys and tell you to kuku do it, after all, you have seen what they have been hiding from you. 7. They start Interrogating you They start asking both relevant and irrelevant questions such as, "can't you just knock before entering?; don't you know I'm naked before entering my room?"; "did you seen anything?"; "Do you know you just sinned against God?"; now that you have seen me unclad, you are happy now shey? 8. They Run like Usain Bolt I remember vividly when one babe in my villa was coming from the bathroom when her towel unexpectedly untied from her body when all guys were chilling outside their rooms, omo !! You need to see the girl grab race enter inside her room. I swear Usain Bolt gan no fast pass her 9. They quickly switch off the light Let's assume it happened at night, some of them will quickly dash to switch off the light and tell you to vacate the room 10. They start Wailing They will start telling you how you have no regard for a lady and that you were supposed to close your eyes instead of staring at their unclothedness. Feel free to add or shear ur your experience below........ Ladies you can also tell us how guys act when you accidentally see them unclad |
Romance / Re: I Need A Girl Friend by inositol88(m): 3:55pm On Apr 20, 2016 |
Oma307: Must it be hotels and hostels?? i don't need whores neither do I want to distract students in their hostels |
Romance / I Need A Girl Friend by inositol88(m): 3:41pm On Apr 20, 2016 |
Just need a good girl to establish a nice relationship with. reach me on innoarah@gmail.com. Am based in Abuja |
Romance / Re: Ladies! Best Way To Deal With Cheating? (viewers Discretion) by inositol88(m): 7:11pm On Mar 20, 2016 |
AND IF U KEEP DOING THIS TO ALL MEN WHO CHEAT, WHO WILL SERVICE YOU. WHAT WUD MEN THEN DO TO LADIES THAT CHEAT?, maybe use copper wire to sew the v-hole and seal it totally. right what has happened to forgiveness and the sermon of fidelity (to both males and females)? |
Romance / Re: Ladies! Best Way To Deal With Cheating? (viewers Discretion) by inositol88(m): 7:09pm On Mar 20, 2016 |
AND IF U KEEP DOING THIS TO ALL MEN WHO CHEAT, WHO WILL SERVICE YOU. WHAT WUD MEN THEN DO TO LADIES THAT CHEAT?, maybe use copper wire to sew the v-hole and seal totally. right what has happened to forgiveness and the sermon of fidelity? |
Romance / Re: I'm Addicted To Boobs, Pls Help. by inositol88(m): 7:02pm On Mar 20, 2016 |
Go on ur knees Tell ur Father in heaven watch out for results. No man can help u except Him |
Religion / Big Question Of Palm Sunday by inositol88(m): 12:53pm On Mar 20, 2016 |
WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE OWNER OF THE DONKEY WHICH JESUS RODE TRIUMPHANTLY INTO JERUSALEM ? |
Romance / Re: Checkout This Baby Pregnancy Bump That Has Got Everyone Talking - Photos by inositol88(m): 10:57pm On Mar 17, 2016 |
Chai!!!!! am sure all the infants in the neighborhood are having a closed door meeting inside dat tummy |
Romance / Re: Lagos Nurtw Boss, Mc Olomo Throws “braless & Pantless” Birthday Party by inositol88(m): 10:50pm On Mar 17, 2016 |
CHAI!!!!! SO WITH ALL THIS PICTURE POSING,THESE LADIES NO WEAR PANT? I NO WANT IMAGINE THINGS!!!!!!! |
Romance / Re: Is It Normal For A Guy To Have This Kind Of Lips? by inositol88(m): 7:46pm On Mar 06, 2016 |
Bleached lips!!!!!!!! who borrow u dis pix? grow up bro |
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