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some of those names sound like Indian songs, some sound as if they are the product of the action which happened during the naming ceremony

Ur school fee??
crazy is an understatement
u wia foolishly fooooooolissshhhhh!!!!!!!

There are very many traditions in the world but of all the practices I have seen or heard about, this appears to be the weirdest! Love- making, I believe, should be a
very intimate thing between two lovers. However, a weird Singaporean family believes otherwise.
The family has this weird tradition of witnessing the first love-making session
between a newly wed groom and his wife. They think the first act is special
and very important. So, the whole family gathers up on the first wedding night
to be present in the bedroom.

WE NO GO GREE OH!!!!! WE NO GO GREE!!!!
THIS IS A TYPICAL ILLUSTRATION OF WHAT WE GO THROUGH
Papa: When are you going for your service?
Me: February ending sir ........................................... After some weeks ............................................ Papa: How far your NYSC stuff? Me: They shifted it to ending of March ........................................... First week of March ........................................... Papa: So which state did they post you to? Me: They shifted it again to April 1st Papa: No problem ........................................... Last week of March ........................................... Papa: Edu when are you going for your service? Me: Nna eeh... NYSC shifted it to April 27th Papa: Are you sure that you're not deceiving me? Me: No papa i swear to God .......................................... Last week of April .......................................... Papa: I heard that NYSC has started posting, where do they posted you? Me: Chai! Papa, NYSC said May 21st for stream2 Papa: what do you mean by dream2 Me: Papa not dream2 but stream2 Papa: Whether dream2 or stream2 you're talking nonsense am tired of your useless stories, are you sure you have graduated
ALL BECAUSE OF NYSC AND Buhari'S CHANGE

.We no go gree oh!!!!! we no go gree!!!!!!! THIS IS AN ILLUSTRATION OF WHAT WE PASS THROUGH!!!! Papa: When are you going for your service? Me: February ending sir ........................................... After some weeks ............................................ Papa: How far your NYSC stuff? Me: They shifted it to ending of March ........................................... First week of March ........................................... Papa: So which state did they post you to? Me: They shifted it again to April 1st Papa: No problem ........................................... Last week of March ........................................... Papa: Edu when are you going for your service? Me: Nna eeh... NYSC shifted it to April 27th Papa: Are you sure that you're not deceiving me? Me: No papa i swear to God .......................................... Last week of April .......................................... Papa: I heard that NYSC has started posting, where do they posted you? Me: Chai! Papa, NYSC said May 21st for stream2 Papa: what do you mean by dream2 Me: Papa not dream2 but stream2 Papa: Whether dream2 or stream2 you're talking nonsense am tired of your useless stories, are you sure you have graduated ALL BECAUSE OF NYSC AND BOOOHARI'S CHANGE SAY NO TO FURTHER POSTPONEMENT!!!!!!!!

.We no go gree oh!!!!! we no go gree!!!!!!!

THIS IS AN ILLUSTRATION OF WHAT WE PASS THROUGH!!!!

Papa: When are you going for your service?

Me: February ending sir
...........................................
After some weeks
............................................
Papa: How far your NYSC stuff?
Me: They shifted it to ending of March
...........................................
First week of March
...........................................
Papa: So which state did they post you to?
Me: They shifted it again to April 1st
Papa: No problem
...........................................
Last week of March
...........................................
Papa: Edu when are you going for your service?
Me: Nna eeh... NYSC shifted it to April 27th
Papa: Are you sure that you're not deceiving
me?
Me: No papa i swear to God
..........................................
Last week of April
..........................................
Papa: I heard that NYSC has started posting,
where do they posted you?
Me: Chai! Papa, NYSC said May 21st for stream2
Papa: what do you mean by dream2
Me: Papa not dream2 but stream2
Papa: Whether dream2 or stream2 you're talking
nonsense am tired of your useless stories, are
you sure you have graduated


ALL BECAUSE OF NYSC AND BOOOHARI'S CHANGE


SAY NO TO FURTHER POSTPONEMENT!!!!!!!!

Somebody has to make a sacrifice!!!!!!

when u marry her, she leaves her father's house and surname, and she takes ur name, meaning that she is ready to go with u wherever u go.

I feel since she is getting married to u, to stay with u and be with u, then she should make the sacrifice of joining u .

my personal opinion oh!!!!!

but u can do otherwise

WE MUST NOT ADVERTISE ONLINE TO TELL SAY WE FINE!!!!
ALL OF US WIA WONDERFULLY MADE!!!!!!
FINE BOYS NO THE ADVERTISE

stream 2 members for the 2016 batch A orientation exercise are have a few questions for NYSC

1. Has the fuel price hike also affected the cost of uploading Cull up letters for PCMs to print out

2. why is the D.G silent about this matter? No CUL, no statement,no news, nothing at all, days are fast going what is happening

3. is the time table given in your website still functional ?? if yes, why is it not been followed again?, if no why have you not issued a statement to that effect?

4. is it true that stream 2 wud be merged with batch B?? if yes, how many streams wud be in batch B??

5. is it true that the current stream 2 will be turned to batch B and prospective batch B will wait till next year??

6. How many batches are we having this year??

These are questions that are begging for answers from the NYSC Headquarters or the DG himself.

stream 2 members for the 2016 batch A orientation exercise are have a few questions for NYSC

1. Has the fuel price hike also affected the cost of uploading Cull up letters for PCMs to print out

2. why is the D.G silent about this matter? No CUL, no statement,no news, nothing at all, days are fast going what is happening

3. is the time table given in your website still functional ?? if yes, why is it not been followed again?, if no why have you not issued a statement to that effect?

4. is it true that stream 2 wud be merged with batch B?? if yes, how many streams wud be in batch B??

5. is it true that the current stream 2 will be turned to batch B and prospective batch B will wait till next year??

6. How many batches are we having this year??

These are questions that are begging for answers from the NYSC Headquarters or the DG himself.

Tell us !!!!!!
JUST ONE SUBJECT THAT MADE U DO THIS TO YOUR PEN IN SCHOOL??

yea, just like this

Over the years, I ve come to notice dat these daughters of Eve are very very mysterious. the more u try to understand them, the more confused u sometimes become. here are a few things dat baffles me most about dia nature: 1.they are termed de weaker sex, yet they are emotionally stronger dan men 2.men rule de world, but women rule men 3. they claim to hate what in actual sense dey luv most e.g sex 4. they are very secretive, yet they talk too much 5. men consume food more Dan them, yet dey grow fatter Dan men 6 they enjoy been fake Dan real, e.g fake hair,eyelashes, skin nails,even br**sts and a*s yet they are the core sustainers of nature 7. just one small tiny hole in between dia thighs can make a man empty his bank account,(I wonder de kind magic wen dey dia) yet dey enjoy it de most while u ur exert enegy 8 she is a queen of the tongue, and a slave of actions(words speak louder Dan actions in dia case) 9. they express love better Dan men, yet they are de most wicked including dia animal specie. e.g Na female lion de do de killing, na female dog de wicked pass, Na female chicken de charge wen e just hash etc 10. dey can do anything to make de one dey luv happy, and dey can equally do everything to make de one dey hate sad. and much more............ guys add yours......... OUR BELOVED LADIES, Why are u these mysterious? can u ladies pls give us tips on how to understand u better? am sure Ur answers wud help us solve some relationship issues

I stumbled upon a pamphlet from one of these new
generation churches that refused to mention its
name, they
only dropped a phone number and tagged it "SMS
ONLY". It
said "REASON WHY NO CATHOLIC HAS ENTERED
HEAVEN"
My question after reading the antagonistic writeup
was "who
is chasing the wind"
Have you ever asked yourself why the Catholic
church never
advertises itself or any of her branches or outlets
but yet has
the highest number of Christians as a
denomination?
You question the authority of the Catholic church -
you called
it a "demonic gathering" but there is a backing
that Christ
Himself set up this Church you now call a
'demonic gathering'
Read Matt 16:13 - 20. Not even the gate of hell
shall prevail
over it.
Why has the attention of all churches/ministries
turned
towards the 'Catholic Church'. Everyone is fighting
the
Catholic church instead of sin which is the arc
enemy to your
salvation
You say they worship Mary and believe in idols for
protection
and yet you stick the picture of your pastor to your
cars and
door post as a sign of what You have believed
so much in
the power of the enemy of you that your prayer
points are
always about the enemy. Why carry a handkerchief
about in
the name of a mantle; thinking you will find more
favour? Who
ever told you a church sticker will be a saving
grace from
your enemies
You say Mary has no place in heaven; yes I'll
agree with you if
you answer my question, have you searched
through the
whole bible and not found her place in creation
I bet your
answer will be a lopsided yes. But my advice read
again.
You say that Catholics don't read the bible but I
still don't get
this point. Is it that they don't read the bible at all
or they don't
read and preach about 'The Miracle Working God'.
There's a
difference between reading the bible objective and
also
reading the bible subjectively. They read every
portion of the
bible, every nook and cranny of the bible. From the
old
testament, through the psalms, to the new
testament. If you
feel we don't read the 'favouritic' parts of the bible,
please
don't hang yourself, we have chosen what is right
by avoiding
to hide the truths of human existence in this
temporary
dwelling place.
"The teachings of the Catholic church are too hard"
so you go
to where you ears will find it easy to take. Well,
never forget
Luke 20: 45 - 47 and Luke 21: 34 - 36. The
catholic church's
teachings are the teaching of Jesus Himself. Christ
never
foretold any enjoyment or pleasure while here on
earth. He only
promised life eternal and joy everlasting in the
kingdom of
God. Where then do your preachers get their
teachings of
favor from Read what Jesus said in Mark 8: 31 -
38
On Sunday the 14th of April 2016, I heard a
preacher while in
a church service; saying to his members and I
quote him: "I
want you to unleash your holy anger and pray....".
Please
read Matt. 5: 21 - 26 and tell me what aspect of
anger is
holy.
Catholics don't pray; oh yes because they have
chosen to adopt
the bible standard of praying. Once I heard
someone say "
catholics need to understand the art of praying
violently". I
laugh. Read what the bible teaches about prayer in
Matt. 6: 5
- 15
Finally, I want to advocate that you leave catholics
alone.
They have never come out to criticize any
denomination so I
wonder why every denomination is against them.
All of these
new age shops you call ministries stemmed from
the catholic
church. If you need to draw people to God, go to
where the
gospel of Christ Jesus has not reached and
evangelize there.
Stop feeding on the work of others.
If you must judge for God, read what the bible says
in Matt. 7:
1 - 6. Whether Catholics have never and will never
make it to
heaven or not, it is not your business. Focus on
'your' salvation
and ensure you make heaven which you claim
belongs to non
catholics.

Despite all the advertising and broadcasting they still come and go but the Holy catholic church with out any advert has stayed for more than 2000yrs and will be till the end of time.

Can't just stop being a catholic.

what an INKOJOBOGOS?? Rubbishoius rubbish!!!!!!
and some guys are dying of Congi in the same camp oh!!!

what an IKOJOBOGOS?? Rubbishoius rubbish!!!!!!
and some guys are dying of Congi in the same camp oh!!!

Reading and laughing hysterically, videos of so many things playing in my brain

Hormones in action. Not his fault, Junior is too stubborn

Remember that a d±±k has its own brain, and thinks what it wants. it can disgrace u at any time!!!

IF ITS UR FATHER'S FACE THAT WAS PRESENTED IN THAT WAY, WUD YOU EAT IT?@ OP

WE (especially the ladies) ARE ANXIOUSLY WAITING TO SEE THIS FIRST GUY TO SHOW US HIS PIX

U gat my vote if u are the first

Lol!!!!! I know u are here to see dia faces (especially the ladies).

The top 3 most handsome guys in nairaland are yet to be discovered. However if u think urself worthy enough to make that list or knows someone who has the qualifications to make that list, upload Ur pix or his pix here. The number of likes u get are Ur votes.

All 8 guys produced in the previous thread are Automatic contestants and have 50 likes each.

keep it coming, let's see what u gat!!!!

lol!!!! looks like a primary school kid wearing oversized NYSC kits. Funny sha!!!

God is wonderful , his height did not limit his destiny!!!!!!

Nothing can stop God's plans in Ur life regardless of Ur physical state!!!!!

Enjoy Ur swagg bro!!!!!!

take 1000000000000000000 likes

ifeajikap:
I like a tall slim fair nd girly girl notin consign me if na calabar or yoruba or if her ancestors are homohabilis

GET CLAY AND CREATE ONE

hmmmmm!!!!! the energy u spend standing under the sun to get that meal is not even equivalent to the plate of food you would receive !!!!!!!

anyway sha, its part if the clarion call

Below is a list of Ways Ladies Act When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad

1. They Scream loudly

This is very common with every lady. When you enter her room without knocking and see her unclad she will scream so loud as if you point gun at her

2. They start Avoiding you

This is also very common with every lady. The moment you see these ones unclad they feel embarrassed and start avoiding you afterwards.

3. They quickly grab on to anything to cover themselves

I went to a lady's hostel last week and I bumped into her room without knocking. She quickly looked for an object to grab just to cover herself up but unfortunately for her there was none.. Na so dis babe grab newspaper take cover body.

4. They start raining Curses on you

Some ladies will start raining curses on you with sango, Ogun and the likes that you will begin to wonder if there's anything special in their bodies which you
haven't seen before.

5. They make Rape allegation against you

I have once experienced this sometime last year. When I bumped into her room and accidentally saw her dressing up, she quickly headed towards the door and locked it with keys after which she started calling neighbours to come to her rescue from rape shocked.

6. They resort To Molest you

This is not an exaggeration at all. It once happened to a friend.. As funny as it sounds some of them will quickly lock the door with keys and tell you to kuku do it, after all, you have seen what they have been hiding from you.

7. They start Interrogating you

They start asking both relevant and irrelevant questions such as, "can't you just knock before entering?; don't you know I'm naked before entering my room?"; "did you seen anything?"; "Do you know you just sinned against God?"; now that you have seen me unclad, you are happy now shey?

8. They Run like Usain Bolt

I remember vividly when one babe in my villa was coming from the bathroom when her towel unexpectedly untied from her body when all guys were chilling outside their rooms, omo !! You need to see the girl grab race enter inside her room. I swear Usain Bolt gan no fast pass her

9. They quickly switch off the light

Let's assume it happened at night, some of them will quickly dash to switch off the light and tell you to vacate the room

10. They start Wailing

They will start telling you how you have no regard for a lady and that you were supposed to close your eyes instead of staring at their unclothedness. Feel free to add or shear ur your experience below........

Ladies you can also tell us how guys act when you accidentally see them unclad

Oma307:
There are hotels and hostels in abuja

Must it be hotels and hostels??

i don't need whores neither do I want to distract students in their hostels

Just need a good girl to establish a nice relationship with. reach me on innoarah@gmail.com. Am based in Abuja

AND IF U KEEP DOING THIS TO ALL MEN WHO CHEAT, WHO WILL SERVICE YOU.

WHAT WUD MEN THEN DO TO LADIES THAT CHEAT?,
maybe use copper wire to sew the v-hole and seal it totally. right

what has happened to forgiveness and the sermon of fidelity (to both males and females)?

AND IF U KEEP DOING THIS TO ALL MEN WHO CHEAT, WHO WILL SERVICE YOU.
WHAT WUD MEN THEN DO TO LADIES THAT CHEAT?, maybe use copper wire to sew the v-hole and seal totally. right
what has happened to forgiveness and the sermon of fidelity?