elantraceey:
This set of people always existed just that they increase by the year.

TRUE TALK MY SISTER,

AND ARE REFINED, SOMETIMES FROM BAD TO WORSE
OR VICE VESA

but oh why those guys thing de vex naw? abi Na de presence of multiple mammary glands ?

I was once in dat shit wit one rich man pikin, but de truth is dat love has nothing to do with money.
she even tried to bribe my gal to leave me for her, and as well told me to leave my gal, and she wud give me anything I want,

but we conquered her, till dis day she respects us

EVEN IF U ARE BILL GATE'S DAUGHTER,IF I DONT LOVE U, NA MISS CALL BE DAT

DIS GUY, AM SURE UR BRAIN WAS DICONECTED FROM UR FINGERS WHEN U WIA CREATING DIS THREAD

SERIOUSLY UR BRAIN NEEDS AVAST ANTIVIUS

engrtee:
It is buisness....highest bidder

HNMMMMMMMMNN!

DAT SOUND's IGBOTIC!

ARE U RELATED TO MONEY?

engrtee:
It is buisness....highest bidder

HNMMMMMMMMNN!

DAT SOUND IGBOTIC!

ARE U RELATED TO MONEY?

YOU CAN ALSO TRY DIS:

RUB FRESHLY GRINDED PEPPER ON YOUR LIPS EVERY MORNING AND NIGHT FOR TWO WEEKS,

AND SEE NIGERIA WONDERS

no my brother, nothing is bad, but Na for nysh eyes de? Abi u change de position go chest?
dis mumuness u are shearing here,DIAIS GOD OH!

WOW! NEPA PEOPLE GO NEED THIS LEGS OH! ESPECIALLY NOW DAT DE PRICE OF POLES ARE HIGH.

I LOVE ONLY OLUWASEUN OSEWA FOR CREATING DIS FORUM
(no be homo tins oh,brotherly,friendly and nairalandly luv)

HMMMM! BIOCHEMISTRY, NO BE SHAWARMA OH!

I REMEMBER WEN I HAD TO EVEN CRAM COMPLEX BIOCHEMICAL PATHWAYS, STRUCTURES AND ENZYMES

EVEN MEDICAL STUDENTS TREMBLE AT DE MENTION OF DE NAME BIOCHEMISTRY

I EVEN GOT MY MONICKER(Inositol) FROM BIOCHEMISTRY

Imagine one biochemical name with 34 letters
CYCLOPENTANOPERHYDROXYPHENANTHRENE

it took me two days to cram dat name.

hmmmm, its well

GODDYGEE91:
Just tell her that you are HIV positive and dat ur believe forbid de use of condom period.

like seriously, you wud actually lie to her dat u have HIV?

GWOD 4BID!!!™

Ladies most times get dia way with men by mere seduction,sometimes against de guy's wish, dis is not de same with guys, as de guy has to woo,spend and even go an extra length to get wat he wants

guys now consider dis situation....

she visits u unannounced, you went out to get a drink for her, getting back, u opened Ur door, only to find her totally unclad,walking towards u, and planting a kiss on Ur lips,.

Ur spirit is unwilling, but your Congi level has risen to
280km/hour, u tried to resist, but she threatens you dat she is going to shout dat u are rapping her

guys, if u find yourself in such a situation,
WHAT WUD U DO

chai! Na so conversion de start oh

God don caught u today, u must born again by force, or.... .........

nothing for u

missed call. no seduce am oh!

Cokacola:
she say any were i go her dad will just blox one tin nd i start mading

hmmmmm!

with dis kind englshes u are spoking, are u sure u is a copper?

mading........ hmmmm

Ur grammar de burn England oh

Davidairmarshal:
I CAN EASILY FALL IN LOVE WITH THE DARK ONES.. SO I PREFARE DARK SKIN LADY ... I WANT DARK SKIN SONS BUT LIGHT SKIN DAUGHTERS BUT AM FAIR IN COMPLEXION I HOPE THAT WILL BE POSSIBLE.. I HEAR A MAN IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE COMPLEXION OF HIS CHILDREN...

U ARE JUST A DESCRIPTION OF ME AND WAT I WANT

fruityjojo:
I prefer "My skin"

SO U ACTUALLY WANT US TO SEE UR DP?

joyjoomla:
Really, adult sleepovers are infinitely better than the ones from your childhood, but they do come with their own set of challenges.
Whether this is a casual hookup or someone you've
been seeing for a while, the first night together can be equal parts exciting and awkward—and we're not even talking about the sex. Don't believe us? What about these weird, uncomfortable, and kind of hilarious things that always happen the first time you sleep at a new guy's place:

You pretend you'll go home even though you have no intention of going home.
Who are you kidding—it's 1 a.m. and
you know you're interested in at least some kissing and cuddling. Don't lie, you're definitely staying over.

Brushing your teeth is kind of a stealth mission.
You're being sneaky for one of two reasons. Option one: You don't have a toothbrush so you desperately search for mouthwash and finally
settle on toothpaste and your finger. Ugh. Option two: You did stash a toothbrush in your purse, but you don't want to look presumptuous.

He offers you clothes to sleep in—and they look ridiculous.
This has so much potential to be adorable (i.e. you looking sexy in his oversized button down). But the reality is that you'll probably get his ratty college t-shirt and basketball shorts that make you look like Vanilla Ice. This is not the look you were going for tonight.

You have a serious inner turmoil about whether or not to wash your face.
You know you should, but without your trusty eye makeup remover things could get raccoon-like fast. Plus, you're so comfortable snuggling right now and you really don't want to ruin the moment.

You're not sure which side of the bed is his.
Well, you're aguest, so technically they should let you sleep where you want.
But hey, if you're both strictly left-side-of-the-bed people, it's probably better to know sooner rather than later. These are the things that deal breakers are made of.

Time to pass out—do we stay in this snuggly spooning position or retreat to our own sides? Forget orgasm issues, this is the most confusing part of sleeping with someone new. If one of you is a cuddly sleeper while the other needs at least six inches of space, this could get weird.

OMG is he snoring?
Do you find it endearing or annoying? On the upside, this is also one of those surefire ways to figure out how you feel about a person.

You wake up and hope that the sleep gods have graced you with sexy bedhead. Hm, not exactly. Your hair is a mess, you have pillow creases on your face, and you can smell your own morning breath. Meanwhile he looks exactly the same. So yeah, life's not really fair.

You're heading home—and you don't have another outfit.
Your look was amazing last night, but we're willing to bet your sparkly LBD won't look as flawless the next morning. Plus, it's 10 a.m. and your barista is going to know you didn't go home last night if you walk in there like this. Your other option is rocking the Vanilla Ice look you currently have going on and
returning his clothes another time. Decisions, decisions.

Are they really THE TRUTH.........? Hhaahahahahahahaha baby, I got you 100%[color=#990000]

WAO! SHE IS ACTUALLY SPEAKING FROM EXPERIENCE U KNOW!

I LIKE THOSE WITH KIWI COLOUR, DARK BLACK, EBONY, SHINY CHACOAL- LIKE LADIES.

ANY LOW OR MELANIN DEFICIENT SPECIE, I REBUKE!

OP I REALLY THINK YOU SHOULD ASK GOD DAT WHY DID HE HAVE TO TAKE AWAY ADAM'S RIB TO MAKE EVE?

Justeenaleo:
I rather Become a rich woman straight up!!
Everyman to himself

SO YOU CAN BECOME A BOSS TO YOUR HUSBAND RIGHT

sukkot:
my bros how did you come up with the name inositol ? and do they sell inositol in nigeria ? thanks

if you are a biochemist, u wud know better,

NAIJA GALS UNA DE HEAR?

HMMMMMMM! DIS NA TEMPTATION OH!

I HOPE DIS DAY IS NOT GOING TO GIVE BIRTH TO SOME PREGNANCIES?

BECAUSE I TRUST NAIJA GUYS, DEY CAN EVEN USE DIA EYES TO SUCK BOBBY!



Bad market for peak,cowbell, and nunu company today

Aniroly:
I saw this thread this evening https://www.nairaland.com/1944056/nominate-best-nairalander-section-month
and i know there are some users here who are so annoying or worst troll (they may not be annoying in real life, some are just really cool people and just decided to be annoying here for the fun~believe me if they are not annoying this place wouldn't be interesting)

so this is my pick
Andyblaze
boiledcorn
spacegoat
krall

so whats your pick

Dont annoy anyone please, just for the fun of it

yea, I was de one who actually created dat thread, and I had it in mind to follow it up with dis one which u just created, however, I must say we really have de same tots, even de names u mentioned are so on point, except dat i wanted to add youngwizzy to dat list.
nice one.

pals keep it coming, let's have fun, no insults pls

Castos:
THREAD FOR THE MOST JOBLESS PEOPLE IN THIS SECTION. ........na lie i talk?

AM SURE U ARE ONE OF US, ELSE U WONT BE HERE!
na lie I talk?

hmmmmm!, kids in action

this is assessment is strictly based on how the said person has contributed positively with his or her post and comments for the month of September.

who are your 3 best nairalanders for de month of September?

for me, I give it to
mizmycoli,valmunich and rozzay.


keep it coming.........

sentiments apart pls

OMG! FELLEOW NLANDERS, ONE OF US HAS LOST HIS MIND AGAIN, UGENT HELP NEEDED PLS

OP, Na mumu de sorry u Abi Na small pikiness Abi Na both?

anyway sha , happy sambisaring, when u get dia, greet my ancestors for me

maysdrays:
its hard seeing virgin guys at the age of 16 nowadays..they just want know what the pleasure of it feels like . so tell me guys, is being a virgin at 18 something to be proud of..ladies too you're not left out too..is being a female virgin at age 18 a nice thing

at 18 I de fear woman like craze hmmmmmmm! lol

just make sure u are psychologically physically and emotionally matured before u do it (if u must do it sef)
else dat is de beginning of u becoming a hot player. u know what I mean

oliver twist tins go caught u

is de ring more important to you Dan de motive behind de ring?

what if Dangote's son proposed with dis same ring? won't u accept it/

chai ! diaries Gwad oh!

ALL DIS YERIMARIZATION U ARE SHEARING TO DIS SECONDARY SCHOOL GALS,


DIARIS GWADDDDDDDD OHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

MY MUM

for my dad, I save with POPSY

de second no. is saved with de name NINJA