these are my three choices and why,

1 Abuja because of better job opportunities


2. Oyo state because I want to start my M.Sc in unibadan hence the need to get acquanted to the terrain

3. Enugu or Akwa ibom, am yet to get a reason for that

BBC should leave us alone hare!


are they (British people) not our KOLOnial masters?

like father like son!



VARIETY IS THE SPICE OF LIFE.

THE world needs some lawless group of people to make the difference and spice the planet

in spite of the insults,

I LOVE NIGERIA
THE LAND OF MY BIRTH.




GOD BLESS NIGERIA.


haters can hug the nearest transformer

I was imagining how owsome and merciful is the uncreated creator of everything,then this question came into my mind.

WHAT IF GOD DECIDES TO ENTHRONE YOU WITH ALL HIS POWER TO RULE AND CONTROL THE UNIVERSE FOR THREE DAYS,WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH THE POWER??

YOUR ANSWERS PLS.......

apart from Lagos, u don't have another branch in the country?
I stay in Abuja

apart from Lagos, u don't have another branch in the country?
I stay in Abuja

This equivalent to a final year project
O.P u try oh!

more power to ur muscles

WHEN WUD U BE KILLING YOURSELF
CAN WE COME AND WATCH
WUD U PLEASE DONATE YOUR BODY TO MY LAB FOR PRACTICALS?
BROS ! TRY BORROW SENSE NAW!!!!! HABA!!!!!!

sorry oh bro!
why not try Agbo-jedi.




or better still mix fertilizer and gamalein, take 2 shots, morning and evening, u wud be fine again

theMusicNerd:


Haaa! Guy forget, U worwor no be small! Just bone!
Ur own baaaaddd! Me sef I worwor ooo... Na why I fit know my kind

I SEE U MY FELLOW WOWORGLY BROTHER!

ITS BETTER WOWORGLY AND NATURAL THAN BEEN BEAUTIFUL AND FAKE.

THESE DAYS PEOPLE HAVE
fake hair
fake face
fake teeth
fake complexion
fake boobs
fake ass
fake nails
fake names
fake pu**y
fake di*k
fake eyes

fake intestine
fake brain
fake heart
even fake soul and spirit

I advice u people, if u need a wife /hubby, Go back to the jungle and get the natural spouse dia

Chommieblaq:
All of the above. Depends sha

CHIOMA DE GAL!!!!!!!!

I DE FEEL UR SWAG!

HOW IS LIFE AFTER GRADUATION?

Monalisa185:
nothing special to do...sit and talk like two grown adults. .

My dear u spoke well, infact I admire ur maturity.

looks can be deceptive, never judge a book by its cover.

for those gals giving immediate approval, what if he turns out to be a monster boxer with a null skull, would u still fancy him dat much?

WE ARE ALL BEAUTIFUL AND HANDSOME, AFTERALL WE WIA CREATED IN THE IMAGE OF GOD.
EXCEPT OF COURSE U ARE SAYING GOD'S IMAGE IS WOWORGLY.

INFACT EVEN IN MY WORWORGLYNESS, I STILL FINE PASS .... O.P

also got this tweeted by the DG

sorry pals, the pix is to loading

time table for 2016 batch A orientation course has been released, a friend sent this pix to me

time table for 2016 batch A orientation course has been released, a friend sent this pix to me

AUNTY KATE WELCOME TO THE DIRTY WORLD OF POLITRICKS
CONGRATS SHA!!! FOR BECOMING A SPECIAL ADVISER TO UNCLE AYADE

HOPE U WUD NOT ALSO JOIN THEM IN COLLECTING MONEY FROM DASUKI?

deathtreat:
I need an Igbo girl who's a graduate, working and fluent in English and Igbo speaking who's tall, because am a guy and average in height she must be understanding, smart, and hardworking 4 good relationship and marriage my contact 5629F77E

BRO GET CLAY AND CREATE ONE!!!!!!

YES OH

NEXT THING SHE WOULD START BLAMING ONE OLD WOMAN IN HER VILLAGE FOR NO JUST CAUSE

CHAI! SEE JAMB QUESTION!!!!

HMMM !!!!!!

IT DEPENDS ON THE SIZE, NUMBER AND TYPE OF TRIBAL MARKS
BUT I THINK A GOOD HEART IS BETTER THAN A TRIBAL MARK-LESS FACE

however, personally tribal mark is a turn off for me

AND THE CREATURE (girl) IS JUST SMILING MUMUISHLY

ALL BECAUSE OF A BOTTLE OF SOFT DRINK

CHAI!!!! SOME GALS SABI FALL HAND!!

I ALSO KNOW SOME GALS DAT WUD GLADLY EXCHANGE THEIR VIRGINITY FOR A PLATE OF INDOMIE

if u want to see my face. check my profile.


but come to think of it, why this hunt for handsome faces today from the ladies ?

here er go

its not insecurity, its just dat he loves u,


did I hear u say u have many male friends?

now tell me sincerely

how wud u feel if u see so many (beautiful) gals around him always, and he tells u dat they are just his friends??

to be on a safe side and avoid misunderstanding between u two, make ur male friends his friends and don't Cross's the boundary of (platonic) .



my own view oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

just like the thread newly opened, calling on guys to come and name the Nairaland gal they wud like to date, gals and ladies its ur turn.

I wud like to see that one bold gal dat has got guts to come up here and tell us dat guy she wud like to date here.

afterall na una say what a man can do, a woman can do (worst) much better.



keep it coming ladies.

awesome11:

And this can only come from a foolish being!
And this can only come from a foolish being!

And u wia busy asking us how we spent our day in the presence of God
from dia fruits u shall know them!
he is just returning from church and is insulting people!

wia is ur spirit if self control?
just a little test, u are already raining insults

awesome11:

I thought FG banned the illegal use of cocaine and other hard drugs! Really, I think it's better to shut up your mouth if you can't contribute meaningfully. Its unnecessary to give comments that betray your ingenuity. Just my Sunday gift to you, dear.

bro! pls try connecting your bains to ur fingers before u type naw! even if common sense is not common, cant you just borrow from ur friend before u start spewing rubbish?

I was just trying to help a brother find his way back home, and here u are giving me a Holy Sunday insult

Do allow me tell u dat u are a candidate of yaba left oh! cos I don't want to insult anybody. today is sunday

Ufranklin92:
oleku

u tot u wud make the list??

sorry bro.

" the number u have dialled is currently switched off, pease try again later" (according to MTN)

Hahahaahahaahahhahahhahaashahshshshaahahaahsha



una want see them abi??



they are



1. MY GRANDFATHER



2. MY FATHER



3. MYSELF


THE FOURTH PERSON IS THE GIRL READING THIS MESSAGE (BECAUSE I KNOW SAY U THE FIND BOYFRIEND or husband)

IN MY PLACE IT IS CALLED


OLONGAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! (OR LONG THROAT)
NEXT TIME U SEE AWOOF U GO RUN

move forward, take the left turn, then the right, then the left, then up, then down move straight, u wud see two straight roads, just take one and u wud arrive dia in no distant time