MY HOMETOWN ( OBUDU)

I ONLY NEED TO TAKE A RIDE IN A CABLE CAR WITH MY BEAUTIFUL BRIDE TO THE RANCH AND HAVE FUN

COME TO OBUDU AND ENJOY DE PARIS VERSION OF CROSS RIVER STATE

and what wud u gain by doing all dia things


no worry, Ur turn de come

I HAVE 4 OPTIONS FOR YOU!

1 lie him/her down and give him/ her 50 hot lashes

2 let him or her do frog jump and carry 60 bags of cement for 5 days

3 the silent treatment tins

4 forgiveness

you are free to pick any of de options above, but be sure it gives you joy after administering it

nigerianvenom:


dont allow me abuse ur family.stop that rubbish.if ur sisterrs are runs gals,it doesnt mean u should vent ur anger on innocent cross riverines

Tank u bro, u just spoke my mind

whose responsibility is it to give name to the new born baby? is it the father or mother?

what if the father does not like the name given by the mother or vice versa, what should be the next option ?

SIMPLE, SHE GO REPAIR MY BABY FACE BACK, IF NOT
hmmmmmmm

E GO RED OH

bros u want die because of woman
why wud u even conceive such a thought?
dont u know dat every disappointment is a disguised blessing?
PLS STOP IT.



BUT IF U INSIST, JUST TRY VISITING SAMBISA, FOR AN EXCURSION,

I BET U, U WUD COME BACK FULFILLED

ONILA!

AM NOT SURPRISED, WITH DIS 21 TRIBAL MARKS I SEE ON YOUR FACE, WHY SHOULDN'T YOU BE?

HOPE DIS MARKS ON YOUR FACR ARE NOT ALSO IN YOUR........... ... u know it all

I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT PLAYERS ARE NOT ONLY RESTRICTED TO GUYS.??

so if we are arresting players, we should be gender sensitive. afterall

some gals even play better than guys

a gal is a gal, ajebo or kpako! its a thing of how u present yourself.
just arrange yourself very well,
approach her and declear your intention

but dont forget dat u need to have gud command of English, cos dats dia first turn off

u know dem and dia English naw!!!

nonsovich: Nigeria's 54th year Report Card
Economic improvement - C6
Political Balance - D7
Education - E8
Health - D7
Agriculture - C5
Entertainment - A1
Security - F9
Small-scale production - E8
Bribery and Corruption - A1
Ritualism and Yahoo-ism/stealing - A1
Social welfare for its citizens - F9
Now, tell me how can Nigeria gain admission into
the First World Countries ??
Add urs too

and what is your own contribution towards improving dis result are u not a Nigerian?

if Nigeria has failed, den you have also failed
stop condemning your country, Strive to do Ur best for your country, and if everyone does de same, Nigeria wud one day beat America

[quote author=chucky101]Maybe because of his seemingly superior intelligence, riches, looks or fame.[/quote

my Bros, dat was another excuse she used to put u on de freindszone.

Anyway sha ladies can be mysterious sometimes,

BUT DON'T 4GET DAT FOR EVERY "NO" A GAL SAYS, SHE ACTUALLY MEANS "YES".
speaking from experience.

in one word






INDESCRIBABLE!

WHAT ARE U STILL WAITING FOR? OR DO YOU NEED A BOMB?
PLS BE FAST, YOUR MATES ARE WAITING FOR YOU IN DE MORTUARY.



hmmmmmm!

NOW I KNOW COMMON SENSE IS INDEED NOT COMMON,else we won't have mad men everywhere

JUST DO AN ORDINARY THING IN AN EXTRAORDINARY WAY TO PROVE UR LUV FOR HER

EYAH!!! BROS U MAY STILL NEED TO CHECK IF U ARE MUGU 99A,B or C

U SHOULD NOT BE SURPRISE NAW!, DIS TREND STARTED SINCE 19Adam.

even ancestor Adam was a victim to ancestress Eve

kalu01: my top 5.


#1 Lagos.

#2 Cross river.

#3 Imo.

#4 Enugu.

#5 Adamawa.

Bros by Lagos, do u mean de original indigenes of Lagos or de borrowed indigenes?

For me,Dis are my priorities:
all don Moen songs
all hill songs
all casting crowns music
all Panama Percy Paul songs

some songs by

frank Edwards
Solomon Lange
sinach

and much more.......

shear yours

mikedaniel76gmailcom: And u expect an ovation that u are coming to maid?
Am in maid too and so what?

No bro, I don't need an ovation,I only need an explanation to de collection of #50 by de military. I ve stayed In maid for five years, so am not new to dat terrain

wheesin:

see mumu..a chick beefed u ..u beefed her back ..and u run back apologising

WHY ARE SOME GUYS SOME DUMB ?

Am not as foolish as u bro,,why should I beef a gal cos she made some silly statement? I only realised I was too hard in correcting her, and I apologised, what is de crime in it?

u are a disgrace to de menfolk, Na guys like una de keep malice

ABEG BORROW SENSE!!!!

misshoree: laffing out so loud,like seriously .plz tell me more

Dearie, am sorry I was hard on you, I never intended to.


Apologise!!

As if de tower of babel was actually built In cross river state, dis is a state wia dia are over 100 different dialects spread across de 18 local government councils

funny as it may sound, dia is a village in cross river state wia men speak differently from women, but dey each understand themselves
dis village is called okworotung, located on Obudu LGA, and has been nicknamed new Jerusalem.

pals, try visiting dis place and feel de fun of cross river state.

misshoree: go get a job.

halo sweetie, try connecting your brain to your fingers before your post rubbish here OK?

I ve got s job dat can feed u and your entire family

u either drop Ur comment peacefully or keep mute, no be by force

yes I actually travelled to maidiguri last week,de journey was fun, though hectic, filled with military, police and civilian JTF checkpoints,all tanks to our gallant soldiers for dia efforts.

Between Jos and Maiduguri, I counted 43 checkpoints, between yobe and born state, dia wia 33 checkpoints

My problem is not de number of checkpoints but de fact dat at each checkpoint, our driver had to bribe de soldies with #50, in other not to delay us, infact At one occasion,our driver had no change, the army man had to go and looking for #1000 change from nearby shops,just for de sake of #50

it got me wondering, I use to hear dat it is only de police dat collect bribe,what us de army turning Into?

dat means dat with just #50 bribe, a car load of bombs can be transported across dis country,. WHAT IS DE NIGERIAN ARMY TURNING INTO

01emek: This Op must be high on coconut water

where did you keep Enugu girls?? They are the real material. Tall, slim, nice curve, fun to be with. Chei 042 babes rock..

. Enugu don't produce ugly girls.

Bros I just said dat is my friend's view,

your wife wakes up one morning and tells you she wants to have 3 husbands,henceforth, with you been de first husband, what wud be your reaction?

By pretty here, I mean physically very attractive, with all de curves at de appropriate places. Character and other attributes are excluded pls.

a friend gave me his view:;

1 Adamawa
2 Anambra
3 cross river
4 Rivers
5 Delta

without sentiments, pls state your own opinion

which state do you think has de most beautiful gals/ladies in Nigeria??

IDIBIA'S SPIRIT IN ACTION,