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meteor:
You are an UFO (unidentified flying object) just jumping down to earth from Space.
please go ahead; do the blood covenant with your girl and with her mum too.

hahahahahahaha, i don die no mind the baby wey dey ask for advice on blood convenant, go ahead with the girl, mum, grandmum and every female in the lineage; oloshi

OSHOMOLE FOR US PRESIDENT

Subject:

Hi,

There's an effort to elect ADAMS OSHOMOLE AS PRESIDENT of the USA just incase Obama loses to Mccain. The US congress having studied his political profile in Nigeria decided to give him the ticket for the election. President Bush and 34 World leaders in the last UN general assembly has strongly backed his candidacy saying that it a great thing for the nigerian to be the US president .


THE LINK below confirms the story

http://www.tsgnet.com/pres.php?id=46832&altf=BEBNT&altl=PTIPNPMF

Jot back a note to let me know what you think!

Subject:
CHANGE WE HARDLY BELIEVE'08 INQUISITIV/DEEPZONE

Hi,

There's an effort to elect an unknown random person as President, and it's someone we know! Watch this online video about the surprising new nominee:

http://www.tsgnet.com/pres.php?id=46832&altf=JORVJTJUJW&altl=EFFQ8POF

Jot back a note to let me know what you think!

Subject:
New Presidential Candidate, deepzone the big 419

Hi,

There's an effort to elect an unknown random person as President, and it's someone we know! Watch this online video about the surprising new nominee:

http://www.tsgnet.com/pres.php?id=46832&altf=effq9pof&altl=gppm

Jot back a note to let me know what you think!

Deep zone, please is this true, i know fit shout, is it trueeeeeeeeee or are you forming it. this is the best thread i have seen in my life

Deep zone,
shame on you instead of you to raise the issue without the tribal heading you messed up this thread. tribalist midget

lovesopure:
Most of you that have contributed in this talk simply base whatever you have on movies and hear say.

I did it with my wife when we met, the promises we made to eachother we have kept till this day. Most marriages break because people are not truthful to them selves. you believe in love you should take the Oath of love if your blood and her blood is required to keep the bond then you should give it. After all love is life.

I will advise the man or woman to go ahead and do it only if they love eachother. Nothing can be sweeter than knowing you are bonded by pure love.

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL

Onye ngbu, thanks for that observation. it pisses me off too but guy, nawa for your name i dey somehow(onye ngbu)

umu ewu, una wan kill me with laugta

sistawoman, i feel dey feel ur posts. kip am up

Mc usuman,
enof of this horrible exhibition of yours, its okay

Nigeria1
i think you are sick and obsessed with satellite imagery. get useful to urself

MC Usman, nawa oh na only the ladies you dey see. keep up the good work

yes, sex is only lovely in marriage, evry other thing is sin against god, i am a 25 yr old guy virgin

go through all the threads in the politics section and nominate the best three, we will pressure seun to give out a prize.

dont allow this thread die ooooooooooo

again?

good news

is it true?

yes

i nominate my self for the following reasons

1. i will make sure people like zino become moderators in the politics section

2. give award for the most tribalistic individuals- one week in kirikiri

3. disable Big B1 until he tells us why he really wants to be a moderator.

4. turn nairaland into a powerful voice in nigerian politics

5. post my own threads as i may please

6. invite yardua to be a member of nairaland b4 he dies

7. create a thread to celebrate obsanjo and his policies

8. and many more,

i nominate my self for the following reasons

1. i will make sure people like zino become moderators in the politics section

2. give award for the most tribalistic individuals- one week in kirikiri

3. disable Big B1 until he tells us why he really wants to be a moderator.

4. turn nairaland into a powerful voice in nigerian politics

5. post my own threads as i may please

6. invite yardua to be a member of nairaland b4 he dies

7. create a thread to celebrate obsanjo and his policies

8. and many more,

I NOMINATE BIG B1, HE appears to really need the job, kind of desperate

I just joined nairaland recently and indeed i love the forum both the bashings and the constructive discussions but I discover too that someone can be addicted to the site that you may not even concentrate in the office or you may spend hours up late into the night. This can be really counterproductive. for those of you already addicted how do you salvage your pitiful condition

@fhemmmy,
your confession is not shocking, i have long suspected you father was north korean half-cast afghan and your mother saudi iraqi

We should cry and weep because the failure of the american economy signifies more poverty for the average african who does not have an uncle in the senate

carmelily:
better yet, cry for palin and her gaffes

Na obama i dey cry for, the guy det too bossy he dey feel like say he be the anointed to save the world. palin is the bomb, i hope to see Mccain the presido

@fhemmmy,
Who tell you say u be my broda, how i sure say u no be afghanistan who wan claim naija guy, as for economy of the world I WEEP THE MORE, hehehehee

@FHEMMMMY,

wetin be ur own you go tell how to use my tears, what of if i wan waste the tears, no be my own

HEY, IF I WILL BE GIVEN JUST 40,000 NAIRA EVERY HALF HOUR OF MODERATION I WILL GLADLY VOLUNTEER,