₦airaland Forum

Hope the Dad came around!
Psychologists have revealed that the worst thing to happen to a child in it's formative years is the separation of the parents, I pray they both make back their ways.

1. If you are SINGLE and keep on saying "I DON'T TRUST MEN OR WOMEN!" Remember your mates are getting married every Saturday. Let me ask you, are they marrying spirits? Wise up!

2. If you are MARRIED and keep saying "I HATE THIS MARRIAGE!" OK! Is it not married people like you that are celebrating Gold, Silver and even Platinum jubilee?

3. If you keep on ranting, ''I'M LEAVING MY MAN, HE CHEATED ON ME!" Please, go to town and see all the fine, cute, sexy, hot, hungry and desperate chicks waiting to snatch your man's money and property, they don't even mind sharing. Make it work, my friend!


CHERISH EVERY MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE

As this electricity ish have affected The ECONOMY and price of FOOD is truly really bad and HIGH. The thing even affected WITCHES.
Imagine, they no longer give people free FOOD in the dream.
When last you chop for dream?

Tell me one good thing that is for the benefit of the masses that this FG has supported?

#removal of subsidy
#increased taxation
#increased bank charges of withdrawals
#increase in kerosene

etc!

Very soon they will start taxing us on fuels and gasoline even recharge cards!

#ndiara

I know that one day it will appear on the FP of NL that an angry Nigerian Releases his Rottweiler to bit off the balls of an EEDC staff over high and incomprehensible electricity Tariff!

#watchout

Happy birthday little one. May your gift take you to higher grounds! This is just the beginning


I no say no be your REAL FACE be this #smiles

Its true anyway but your hands are not clean for real!
Though not only you have a stained hands but 95% of Nigeria politicians.

Whose life ever have a duplicate?
If buhari could run away from Ogoni clean up inauguration, who is PENGASSAN?

Despite the hobnobing and back tipping, APC remains an alien party in Rivers State!


No fear Wike, when the chips are down, the results will come out natural with a positive skewed direction!

DjAndroid:
No news of the black waters anymore .or Dem never reach the creeks?.

Dem think say na boys brigade Dem dey go meet.

Na who never see something go dey open mouth yarn anyhow!

Quite possible in some climes but not in Nigeria with the present economic challenges.

For every Remigitis there is a Dinoquine!

APC doing everything possible to discredit fayose while turning a blind eye to Zamfara state Governor and the likes of Okoroawusa!

Whether they declared it or not, we economist know that we are already in it. Thanks to PMB for making us a laughing stock in the comity of nation!

Please can a zombie interpret this words of Kemi ... the economy is actually in very good hands and we are doing absolutely our best to get through this difficult period!

Abeg whose hands does she mean? Is it PMB, Herself or the stooge Emefiele

tundexijim:
Abeg govt should bombard this useless ppl already... No time to dey negotiate with criminals...

Are you not a patriotic citizen? Please go and help your government to nuke them off!


#somanychildrenhere

Can APC GOVERNMENT ever be truthful for once?

Op, you need a tutorial from Lai !

All these statements and policies are vague, verbose and ambiguous.
It's not accepted even in cooperate world! We are in for a long economic brouhaha in this nation!

Truth234:
First, the militant need to stop their madness.

Previously the central bank used to intervene and prop up Naira value, but now that crude oil buyers are scared to lift Nigerian oil due to fear of been attacked.

Our foreign revenue that is not enough has dropped even more.

Have you forgotten the 97% and 5% theory?
How come the 5% is now over riding the 97%?

Does it mean that there is really no hope for the naira?
Whoever is blaming militants needs a brain alignment!

That thing am seeing is not up to one trillion naira.

Even in CBN Mega branches they don't have up to 1trillion naira in the treasury / strong room. Talking from experience!

Its well in this nation. Things are very hard but pple are still living in opulence. God make me to be very rich in time of famine and scarcity as you promised me!

I don't know why he didn't make the Dream team list to Olympics!

Anyway my brother keeps soaring higher even if you aren't given your rightful place in the National team based on some NFF prejudice!

All I can say is please take heart. it could have happened to anyone too so I ain't blaming you!

GIF any political criminal be in APC he is a new creature. Apc 1:1

DSS what is wrong with you guys? Why give room to impunity?

This is wrong for democracy, why shield a criminal who misappropriated the state funds?

Why not arrest tompolo is he greater than Nigeria Armed Forces? Why trouble his associates

When people undermine science in religious practice, this is the result!

Maybe the building was built on faith despite having a poor mixture and strength of materials!

who dis meeting epp

...make una no vex make I laugh small!!!

Cope1:
Soldiers were killed in kaduna and defense hq is not saying anything about it

Expecting them to make a comment is like expecting Buhari to show you his certificate!

I like the PEACE of Islam

As his going from one court to the other, when will he have time for such?

Any politician without martial art skills vying for legislative position is an endangered specie in this Nigeria.

Since nudeness is her hobby, she should have worn a bikini naa!
#ndiara