₦airaland Forum

snthesis: watz stupid about it
even in jand/yankee etc the bridegroom has d option of renting a tuxedo/suit, talk less of a car.

Smart jeezy: At idumota,there was this gang called"EGBE BOYS"...They almost robbed me that day,but due to God intervention and my newly accuired russian barreta 22rounds revolver...i managed to escaped to nearby police station.Dont ask me how i got that gun,dual citizen stuff.

onila: the reason why I love Nigerian men

Gabriel_sylar: See Juice....but wait ooooo anybody could have just done dis using photochop and cowel draw na.....

Capnd143: GOD BLESS NIGERIA!!!
i can see vision 202020 in action! Watch out for the news headline later;


"you made super eagles failed to fly senate tells keshi"-daily sun


Siasia was a better choice-NFA-sun sports

FG blames boko haram for super eagle's perfomance-osun defender

GEJ sets up comittee to investigate eagles failure-vanguard

God bless nigeria

miccheck57: Ozuo, who's the loser btw himself and u?... Someone realised his mistakes and picking up again and u calling him a loser... U wey write jamb for 12 yrs without scoring up to 50 and finally decide to turn into a nairaland agbero... Now tell me, who's the loser.... Obolo

Sisi_Kill: LMFAO! I don't know what message will be important enough for me to pay to get it through. . .especially when I have other options but then again, I am not an FB user so I may not know much about the kind of messages FB users like to send that will require paying money to send it.

Will the FB users please enlighten us?!

Ibime: This your yarns sef no follow.

Timi is heavily patronised by Ijaw politicians like Alaibe, Douglas, Azazi etc and is often found performing at their functions and well paid to do so. Why can't he ride helicopter with those who enjoy his performances?

jack4u: I suspect and insider did dis job,don't be suprised it might be one of the ticketing officer,I mean one of the ladies they dat did dis job,I felt it a plan deal may be perharps the manager might be also be involved in dis deak,cos the way igbo love money only God will save dem,dey don't mind going extra length to get that money no mata wat it will cost,the manager said he alert the police story,or as he forgoten that the police still has they own cut fr dat money.abeg ma I hear word jare!!!

Area_boy: huh? what did i do to you?

Leadn: Dude he said in his territory!

If a policeman or police men come inside my abode and try and funny ish, am sure God will receive guests that day and most definitely not me

Denn: you dont need a shipload of money to understand the clauses i put in my post. First, i said 'slapping for no unjust cause'; second 'the slap occuring in my territory'. If both variables are existing, then i will resist any form of undue harrasment ceteris paribus.

Of course if i see a gun totting drunk in black, i know what to do.

Denn: dear policewoman,
call it anything you like....if you slap me in my territory for no just cause other than for you being a member of the police force, i will beat you till you download 10GB of queen's english in your skull.......Its not a threat.

If you think everybody who comes online is just a mere etisalat free data user, please rethink.

my monthly tax payments can pay the full salary of a corporal.