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Education / Re: Meet Sylvia Ulan Andrew Who Made 9 A1 In WASSCE In Plateau State by IntroVAT: 1:36am On Nov 29, 2020
I knew even before I clicked on this story that it was a girl involved.
Health / Re: Susan Okpe Turns Preacher In Isolation Centre After 43 Days by IntroVAT: 11:23am On May 05, 2020
43 days?

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Politics / BREAKING: Chief of Staff, Abba Kyari Is DEAD by IntroVAT: 12:36am On Apr 18, 2020
It has been reported that the Chief of Staff, Abba Kyari IS dead. He had been admitted to a private hospital in Lagos, battling with complications from contracting the Coronavirus. The source was the media aide to the Katsina state governor, and also the personal assistant on new media to Buhari, who both posted it on Twitter.

https://twitter.com/ibrabdullah1/status/1251286062300909568?s=19

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Health / Coronavirus: South Africa Registers First Two Coronavirus Deaths by IntroVAT: 9:35am On Mar 27, 2020
South Africa, the country currently with the most Coronavirus cases in Africa, having over 1000 confirmed cases, has registered its first two deaths which occurred in the Western Cape. The country goes into full lockdown today which is supposed to last for at least 21 days.

Properties / Re: Inside N1,080,000,000 Banana Island Lagos Mansion (Video, Photos) by IntroVAT: 8:13pm On Mar 09, 2020
No matter how much money I have, I'm not buying a house in Lagos.

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Health / Re: Second CONFIRMED Case Of Coronavirus In Ogun State, Nigeria by IntroVAT: 10:58am On Mar 09, 2020
Freestainworld:
foreigner or naija person?

It is not immediately clear, but indications point to the fact that the person is Nigerian.
Health / Re: Second CONFIRMED Case Of Coronavirus In Ogun State, Nigeria by IntroVAT: 10:48am On Mar 09, 2020
Since the first case was confirmed in Lagos, the NCDC has been supporting the Ogun State Emergency Operations Centre to respond accordingly

We urge the public not to panic. You can protect yourself using these six steps #COVID19Nigeria

Health / Second CONFIRMED Case Of Coronavirus In Ogun State, Nigeria by IntroVAT: 10:38am On Mar 09, 2020
The Honourable Minister @Fmohnigeria has announced a second confirmed case of #COVID19 in Nigeria.

This second case is a contact of the index case, in Ogun state. The new case has been in isolation and was tested as part of our strategy to test all contacts of the index case.

Recent studies have shown that increased surveillance, isolation of contacts & in particular, contact tracing reduces the risk of spread of #COVID19

All other contacts of the index case in Ogun & Lagos will remain in isolation & testing will be done on those not yet tested

Health / Re: Man Dies After Snake Bite In Umuahia (Graphics Photos) by IntroVAT: 8:06am On Mar 08, 2020
tyup:
Gaboon viper......ain't no joke when you see such snakes around, very gentle but having the most deadly venom

shocked but Igbos and fake things sha......even anti poison dem go still dey do and sell the fake one. nawa o

now our lovely brother have died now verry painful sad

You're going to be bitten by a gaboon viper yourself. Just watch
Religion / Help! I Can't Pray For A Long Period by IntroVAT: 7:15am On Mar 08, 2020
So, in church during the prayer session, and after the prayer topic has been introduced, I find I can't pray for more than 30 seconds, 1 minute tops.

After that, I have nothing else to say. Yet I see others praying until whoever is leading the session intervenes and introduces another prayer topic.

What exactly are they saying for that long or are they just repeating themselves. I can't speak in tongues too, so that doesn't help my cause.

I also cannot pray loudly, I always whisper under my breath even when the pastor says to shout at the top of our voices, because that's just how I am.

Do these things I mentioned n hinder prayers from being answered?

Help

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Programming / Re: Software Developers Wanted In Lagos by IntroVAT: 2:47am On Mar 01, 2020
Another clown Nigerian job advert ���
Health / Re: Anxiety In Edo Over Coronavirus Detection As Screening Begins At Benin Airport by IntroVAT: 9:01pm On Feb 28, 2020
210 people have died so far in Iran, according to the BBC. 210!!!
This is in the short period it's been there.
I'm not trying to be a doomsday prophet, but if anyone ELSE is positively diagnosed with the virus in Nigeria, then it's finished. From those in denial, to those intentionally trying to infect others (because the heart of man is wicked: If I get, everyone must get), it is going to spread very, very, quickly. God help us

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Health / Re: First CONFIRMED Case Of Coronavirus In Lagos, Nigeria by IntroVAT: 4:26am On Feb 28, 2020
One person to definitely NOT follow regarding updates about Covid-19 is Dr Kemi Olunloyo. She is alarmist. If you read her tweets you would think the Coronavirus is already in your household! �

She claims the NCDC is hiding the true amount of people infected, and that she was the first person to break the story but no one paid her any mind.

If you're sha curious you can take a look at her tweets. @KemiOlunloyo
Health / Re: First CONFIRMED Case Of Coronavirus In Lagos, Nigeria by IntroVAT: 3:52am On Feb 28, 2020
Also, if you don't follow the NCDC on twitter, now would be a good time to. @NCDCgov

Health / Re: First CONFIRMED Case Of Coronavirus In Lagos, Nigeria by IntroVAT: 3:46am On Feb 28, 2020
fatymore:
Omo I am scared oooo...


God help us...

The world is coming to an end

I can assure you that the world has suffered worse pandemics of epic proportions but still didn't end. grin
Health / Re: First CONFIRMED Case Of Coronavirus In Lagos, Nigeria by IntroVAT: 2:23am On Feb 28, 2020
I mean, it's not the end of the world. We've got other countries that have had the virus now for weeks and still haven't recorded any fatalities yet, even though you can't compare their health facilities with ours.

Just ensure you follow the instructions from health bodies like the NCDC, WHO etc about how to keep yourself safe. Avoid unnecessary physical contact and always wash your hands as often as possible.
Health / Re: First CONFIRMED Case Of Coronavirus In Lagos, Nigeria by IntroVAT: 2:03am On Feb 28, 2020
mascot87:
Instead make them kill the guy immediately so that he will not spread it angry

Let's hope you're joking, mate.

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Health / Re: First CONFIRMED Case Of Coronavirus In Lagos, Nigeria by IntroVAT: 1:54am On Feb 28, 2020
Apparently, the case is an Italian citizen who works in Nigeria and returned from Milan, Italy to Lagos, Nigeria on the 25th of February 2020.
Health / Re: First CONFIRMED Case Of Coronavirus In Lagos, Nigeria by IntroVAT: 1:32am On Feb 28, 2020
It was inevitable, but still disheartening. The worst possible state to harbour this disease.
Health / First CONFIRMED Case Of Coronavirus In Lagos, Nigeria by IntroVAT: 1:23am On Feb 28, 2020
The Honourable Minister of Health has announced a confirmed coronavirus disease (COVID-19) case in Lagos State

The case, which was confirmed on the 27th of February 2020, is the first case to be reported in Nigeria since the beginning of the outbreak in China in January 2020


The patient is clinically stable and is being managed at the Infectious Disease Hospital Yaba

We assure all Nigerians that measures are in place to respond appropriately. We’re working with @LSMOH to identify contacts & initiate response accordingly

https://twitter.com/NCDCgov/status/1233175138549587968?s=19

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Webmasters / Webmasters Section Is Depressing by IntroVAT: 6:19am On Feb 24, 2020
This section is without a shadow of doubt the most depressing on Nairaland, especially for someone that plans to foray into web development. The way people desperately spam this section with their adverts as if they live hand to mouth, especially when you consider how long they've been in the business and the services they claim to offer. You wonder what's in it for you just starting out learning when the veterans SPAM their adverts every fucking where, unrelenting. It's a motivation killer, trust me.
Programming / Re: Hiring!!! Backend Dev by IntroVAT: 10:47pm On Jan 25, 2020
Experience: 5-8 years. #clowns �

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Travel / Re: Top 7 Countries To Migrate From Nigeria In 2020 by IntroVAT: 10:41pm On Jan 25, 2020
With the current sorry state Nigeria is in, every country out there can be described as "top". #sleepingGiant

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Culture / Yoruba Name Change by IntroVAT: 2:33pm On Jan 12, 2020
I have a friend who went by the surname: Ogunkomaiya. Recently, when I looked him up, he now went by the name: Jesukomaiya. I don't know what these names mean in Yoruba, but I'm curious about the name change. Does it have anything to do with religion, and is this common? Thanks
Programming / Re: I Need A Tutor To Teach Me Coding by IntroVAT: 1:57am On Jan 03, 2020
Female programmers...hmmm
Foreign Affairs / Re: UK Election: Conservatives Are Projected To Win A Huge Majority by IntroVAT: 1:14am On Dec 13, 2019
They also plan to reinstate the post-study visa (2 years) which they previously stopped. This is another route for Nigerians looking to move to the UK.
Foreign Affairs / Re: UK Election: Conservatives Are Projected To Win A Huge Majority by IntroVAT: 1:12am On Dec 13, 2019
Obviously, from the perspective of a Nigerian looking to emigrate to the UK, bear in mind that the Conservatives (especially the current PM, Boris Johnson), is looking to get Brexit done. If (or rather when) the UK leaves the EU, this would improve the chances of people from the commonwealth planning to move to the UK, because formerly EU had priority over jobs and seeing as they don't require a visa, it made it harder for non-EU citizens.

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Foreign Affairs / UK Election: Conservatives Are Projected To Win A Huge Majority by IntroVAT: 1:08am On Dec 13, 2019
The Conservatives are set to win an overall majority of 86 in the general election, according to an exit poll for the BBC, ITV and Sky News.

The survey taken at UK polling stations suggests the Tories will get 368 MPs - 50 more than at the 2017 election - when all the results have been counted.

Labour would get 191, the Lib Dems 13, the Brexit Party none and the SNP 55.


More to come...

Family / Re: My 18-Month-Old Child Not Talking by IntroVAT: 10:11am On Oct 25, 2019
When he starts to talk na you go tire o!

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Travel / Re: Austrheim Sinks: Disaster At Sea, Sad Day For Nigerian Businessmen & Travellers by IntroVAT: 1:24pm On Aug 27, 2019
freeze001:
Nah, unfortunately you're wrong. I am actually female. I have lost count of how many times I have had to correct that impression though so I am not surprised. Tell me though, what leads to your conclusions of a person's sex abi na gender from writing and interests? Is it style, content, context, perceptions, opinions? What really?

My apologies for making assumptions about your gender. If I attempted to answer your question, I might get accused of sexism, although I found it a bit curious that you were more active in the politics section.
Travel / Re: Austrheim Sinks: Disaster At Sea, Sad Day For Nigerian Businessmen & Travellers by IntroVAT: 1:06pm On Aug 27, 2019
freeze001:
Why do you assume I am not female? Are there male and female patterns of writing? Are you able to deduce sex from a person's write-up?

Yes, absolutely. I've taken a look at your profile, including your other posts and topics, sections of nairaland you visit, and I'm in no doubt that you are male.

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