₦airaland Forum

Towncrier007:
What's this new trend with ladies these days,you can't ask a lady out and she won't begin billing you, some will tell you they have a boyfriend but still ask you for help,

The new one is if you give her greenlight she will tell you let's be friends, because she can't date for now, and next day she will ask you for help.

So for us to find love now we must first send like 10 girls our money. I don't blame those who don't marry. You will think church sisters are different, but now they're worse, they will tell you let us see how it goes, and billing will begin.

Well my strategy is if we don't get very into ourselves, nothing drops.

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Do they bill with a gun to your head or you are not man enough to walk away? Look in the mirror and see who is the problem. Work on your self-esteem. Your money is your money.

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What tests did you conduct before marriage? Genotype? Phenotype? STD? Fertility?

In this age of technology, reliance on archaic religious doctrines have destroyed many Africans. Some of them are already preaching prayers. Good luck with that. Why didn't you use prayers for the diagnosis?

Don't be surprised that your wife knew this medical condition before marriage and yet sucked you in with no kids until after marriage. Don't be equally yoked. IVF is not guaranteed either.

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Omooba77:
https://punchng.com/odumodublvck-defends-rccg-fund-appeal-says-hed-donate-%e2%82%a61bn-if-able/

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He should be more concerned with why God made him "incapable". Perhaps to save him from himself.

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treesun:
https://punchng.com/ibom-air-assault-case-not-same-as-kwam-1-incident-says-ncaa/

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Very correct.

The lady was a rowdy customer that would have been escorted off the plane before take off (if escalated) by Air Marshalls.

Kwam 1 would have been arrested for terrorism. It was a hostage situation. US police would have used taser on him and in worst case scenario, he would easily have been shot.

But then, this is Nigeria not US

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yinchar:
I shake my head for sectionalization

There are many date formats that can be used, in this regards 8/11/2025 is interpreted as August 11 2025 and not 8th October 2025, as per the October written, that is simply an error that could be rectified.

What do we stand to gain by looking for comma full stop - all meant to deceive the gullible followers. If the culprit was from other tribe will he come out to say all this

A whole Odinkalu

Pity

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Not in legal documents.

Nigerians are very careless. If you see some of the CVs people submit for job applications, you will shake your head.

Don't be surprised that whoever wrote this has 2 Ph.Ds.

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Emmy000seun:
So amazing...🔥😍💯... Cant compare Nigeria to China tho, but at least this are the path we supposed to be trending as a country , but most Nigerian just want to reap where dey don't sow..its well...xointrquote author=boysco post=136405806]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bi8fGr0t5bI?si=Ycs1wI8Gj9Ym1NGY

China is now building small, affordable homes that you can buy at Walmart stores in the USA.

Reports claim that China is manufacturing compact, low-cost homes, available for purchase in Walmart locations across the United States.

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Most things they manufacture in China involve critical thinking which is alien to Nigerian graduates. We claim to be the most educated yet can't produce ordinary toothpicks.

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Lolz.
The way Nigerians are copying everything Americans including the vices, in no distant time, school shootings will be a thing. From sagging, tattoos, braiding, white socks over flip-flops, Halloween, Black Friday, babymama syndrome and now down to prom; prepare for the worst case scenario in future.

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kgpharoah:
Mermaids do not exist. The stories of mermaids are myths just like tortoise in our folk tales. There's no doubt there are spirits in the waters just the same way you have them in other secluded places like cemeteries, forests, etc. Only those with a third eye (activated their number six sense) can communicate with them.

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Mermaids, just like stories about tortoise, Jesus, lion, tiger, elephant,etc. are all folk tales used to pass on messages.

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Isn't that how Jesus fought those who desecrated the temple? There is a time and a place for everything. A church is not a bar neither is an altar a platform for comedy.

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Nothing new!

How else do you think folks like helinus and Ngeneukwuenu survive the hardship?

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Daejumong:
Dear Jerry Eze, it is wrong to wear boxers to the gym! You are a pastor to millions. You need to respect your office and the people who see you as their spiritual father.

Pls learn from the brother beside you-that’s the appropriate way to dress to the gym!

Does Jerry Eze’s wife feel comfortable with her husband wearing boxers to the gym? Does she feel happy that he posts pictures of himself in boxers on social media? Is she comfortable with women seeing and assessing him in boxers at the gym and on line?

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Why the criticism? He is just a regular human being like you. He doesn't talk to God specially. He found q hustle that pays. As long as poverty and unemployment remain high, religious hustlers will continue to thrive among unproductive masses like we have in Africa especially Nigeria.

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Any time any country puts out strict migration policies, Nigerians shiver It tells a lot about Nigeria---a country that most Southerners consider as their birth place and burial ground only
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If Lagos was this developed and neat in 1963, which part exactly did Tinubu build outside of the verifiable works of Fashola and Ambode?

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Parents are buying expensive phones and data for their children in JS3. How can children with functionally underdeveloped brains cope with such level of distraction when adults can barely hang?

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Why bother?

Nigerians are professional victims who wear victimhood as badges of honour. They will complain but with N5k each, they will still vote in oppressors and go back to bitching and whining for another donkey years.

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Evidently, Nigeria is indeed a poor country!

One must admit.


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TruthU87:
Zionists are in trouble, right now, only America supports them, and even that support from MAGA is starting to fade😂

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Really? Have you forgotten the imbecilic Nigerian Christians that never crossed Murtala Mohammed airport in their lives yet tell you what the Zionists have for breakfast everyday?

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A President that knows that his life expectancy may not extend beyond the next 10 years has no inclinations to make positive plans for the future. It has nothing to do with political party. Buhari is gone and his young supporters will continue to suffer his bad decisions for decades to come.

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No big deal!

Anglican church is a protestant organization with foundation on going against the religious doctrines of others. It is fair to assume that they will embrace homosexuality. The only problem is that it is a sin in the Bible which teachings they claim to follow. Otherwise people couldn't care less especially those ones who rightly believe that Biblical stories are tales by the moonlight.

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lawyer:
For years i have been warning people about these fraudulent estates, especially here on Nairaland. Many people bought these estates without verifying them and listening to agents who push them to buy these wayo lands and houses without documentation, without good titles, properties with no valid excision, no certificate of occupancy, no valid government allocation and no proper layout.

I have verified almost half of these estates listed above and I have the evidence that these lands and estates don't have good titles and documentation to pass to people. I have called them out severally and they have resorted to insults, threats and abuse to try and stop me. These people have stolen billions of Naira from Nigerians selling wayo lands and houses to people and today, God don catch them!

These wayo real estate companies pushed people to buy these lands with serious pressure, such as 'If you don't buy now, the price will increase tomorrow' or ' so many people are on the land. If you don't buy now, you will lose out. You better pay now now'. The only thing they were concerned about is their commission and huge payout and after so many years, many of them don't have allocation or refund of their money. Instead, they have used subscribers' money to flex, pop champagne in clubs, travel to Dubai and Qatar, pay their children's school fees abroad with other people's money and not give them good lands.

Many families have lost their life savings to these wicked companies selling only receipts as lands and cashing out with no empathy. You go to their office to complain and they will be giving you different excuses and lies to prevent you from collecting your money back. Now Lagos state has intervened and wahala has set in. If you know you paid one of these wayo companies listed above, just know you don't have any land. Your money has entered voice mail.

Go and collect your refund now, they will disappear like CBEX people. These people are wayo scammers. They sell lands and houses with no documentation and expect people to sit down and forget the lands and houses they illegally collected money. For those who intend to buy lands and houses in Lagos especially in that Ajah, Ibeju Lekki and Epe areas, shine your eyes and verify these properties, unless you will cry blood and nobody will pity you. Avoid these scammers. Many of them are selling land with no good documentation. Don't be their next victim. Verify that land now or call Omonilelawyer to help you verify it.

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Where have you been all these while?

Did you japa?

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On the flip side, if such horrible boarding schools could produce the likes of Kemi, that means they are doing something right.

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GboyegaD:
Generally, African migrants usually look down on African Americans and talk about them in disdain. There's no need for us to pretend about it. What we should learn is to respect and accept every individual with their differences.

@Nnamdipapa, you don't see this topic?

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It goes both ways. Africans see them as lazy while African-Americans refer to Africans as "fresh off boat". Those tv commercials with flies perching on poor, naked African children is their idea of life as an African.
If you start school as an African in US, the people that would give the toughest times in school are blacks because of different accent, dressing or skin colour.

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That's part of the black on black crime we talk about. No single group preserves white privileges like blacks. Blacks themselves are complaining about poor services from fellow African-Americans. Of course, blacks are mostly likely to be killed by fellow blacks in the multiracial America. Go figure!

From Nigeria to USA, a white fella will always be given better services than fellow blacks. I don't know if it is a carryover from slavery or what. I always opine that if God and Jesus Christ are painted as blackmen, churches in Africa will be empty.

I hope they will extend such boycott to white establishments that outrightly discriminate against them instead of coming online to cry "racism". I pray they love themselves. Finding unity in hating Africans is a faulty foundation of group love.

A soul-searching for blacks (Africans included) should be why they make so much money and produce nothing. They are obligate consumers who can't wait to spend on the next shiny objects produced by others. At the end, poverty is recycled and the race remains at the bottom of the Toten pole.

Complaints about poor customer services in black establishments didn't start this month or this year. Why single out Africans?


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I don't understand why miracle-seeking and flyovers-hailing Nigerians will "chook" their mouth when serious nations are discussing issues on the global stage. Are there no governors who just commissioned 2km roads to worship?

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The people who have never been victims are busy campaigning for APC or ADC.

An APGA woman leader was telling people how Anambra is safe now not knowing that her only son had been kidnapped and butchered. It was a reality check.
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He made sense.

If people had tolerated rubbish government since 1960, there is no way they won't tolerate Tinubu's 8 years. It has been 26 years of wasted "Democrazy" in Nigeria. Who are the morons that keep having positive outlook for Nigeria when all evidence point to the contrary?

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Division of labour.

Kidnapping/killings along the highways == fulani herdsmen

Kidnapping/killing within or around communities in the SE == Igbo marauders.

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That's real test. It must be purely conceptual examination that involves practical applications of learned principles..not your regular "cram and vomit" that mint ignorant graduates in Nigeria.


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The government at all level know that no matter how long they press Nigerians, they will never revolt. They'd rather japa legally, cross the Sahara desert or invent ways to suffer and smile than challenge their oppressors. On the contrary, once they japa, they start demanding from their host countries those human rights that they are scared of mentioning in their home country. Go figure!

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Really? What took them so long?

It is disheartening to export Europeans into another country and force them on the natives. That's how USA came into existence. But America is still giving incentives and grants to the aborigines---the Indians. But the present day Israel is different. Benjamin Mileikowsky tactfully changed his surname to Netanyahu to appear Jewish and hide his European heritage. Oh. And by the way, he is now championing the Jewish cause. Interesting! Britain sef.

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As 2027 draws nigh, as always they will select a few bloggers and celebrity influencers. They pay them good sum of money. In return, the influencers and bloggers form a WhatsApp group and decide on what line of action to lead their gullible followers to additional years of agony. Celebrity endorsements are not free. Do you think the many people dancing on campaign grounds know these? The ignorant masses are always the sacrificial lambs.

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