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Nikita1:
Guess gud guesser

see as I use my mouth shoot myself. ..I was only joking...I cant guess what am gon have for dinner self

Nikita1:
Issorait gud guesser

so let's start with knowing your name

Nikita1:
How do u knw d procedure

I am a good guesser...I guess alot..

namedonfinish:
eh yah... sowi but u missed sha....

gone are the days....let me guess your age...with those things u listed. ..20 to 23

Nikita1:
kikikiki
One of them sighted
U ar good at it

WAS JUST Joking With ya...I Don't

pinceprinz:
boSSSS!

why you and kinglekan? Always on the move

pinceprinz:
MrsPhyno ?

BTW, whats wrong with those silly rats cat fighting above my head? They've Lassa?

watching You From Empire Building

QueenValerie:
Thank you.No..

so I can help you right? You will see where your ego will take you....some people will abuse in pidgin and you be like what are they saying

MzPecs:
Glucose malted milk biscuit still exist!

glucose with blue wrap

namedonfinish:
omo oko oni shibije
Goddy Goddy n eclairs are among d thing dat spoilt my teeth till date...
I heard someone mention chocolate cabin, hmmm yummy dat biscuit was bae for me, pop man always made sure he buys it in carton for me... pls I nid dat biscuit back in d market ooo...
I don't mind if nestle can also start reproducing 2 minute noddles,,, dt noddles was my crush back den....lol

goody goody dey make sense mad...eclairs?that one that have milky color? But shibije is bae...2mins noodles I don't eat

Inside train..."I be like are u gonna stop before 42nd street?"

"Hi...smile"...this is the best method, say hi to her and smile a little

Nikita1:
Yes!
Some will even start guessing your name with diff names. Ewwwww.

nike? No no nicki minaj? Or nickelodeon

nnokwa042:
Our brothers from south west will support Peter cus his thier half inlaw

sure like me...Nairaland is bad to Nigeria unity...when I first know psquare Paul was my favorite,because of his dada ..but because Peter don marry our pikin and he love her to the core,now I like peter ...#nairalanddidthistome

My coconut biscuit and shibije

QueenValerie:
Its good. Nope,I still don't get it.

haha...I can be your personal teacher....don't worry

QueenValerie:
Pledge, she's probably busy with her life.Wait a bit.

ok....how you dey? Am sure u now understand pidgin even if u can't speak

QueenValerie:
Pledge go find Nubian

I cant find my her ..I sent val message but no reply from her

QueenValerie:
Aww but erm, who let them kiss...Is this even real

that moment when am kissing Nubian and someone is

modik:
PM me for expert advise on better/safest way to send your money to your people at home avoiding N197 rate.

I cant send pm Cos I Don't Know THE Email I used To Set UP this account. ..my email is johney190@gmail.com. ...

blackpanda:
Very brilliant post!
Sometimes I shudder to think the depth of silliness this useless wailers have fallen to. Jonathan that was basically non existent for his 6yrs in power Mtschew

I Don't like making comment On This section But seeing SONE si.LLY Post just Make sad

sundoj08:
Ipledge10 oya let's start pumping dollars to Naija, time to collect our own share of the national cake of *falling Naira*

lol...make I send that kind gush I got today....I don't know anybody going home....western union still do N197

You guys are ignorant of what is going on in the world. ..since oil started going down...Saudi Arabia that produce more than what Nigeria produce and with lesser population have sold more than $126billion of her properties...is it Jonathan that drain the country foreign reserve when oil was $110/barrel will be the one to save the country when oil is less than $30/barrel?...you can wail till jesus come

QueenValerie:
mmm mmm.You just keep yer eyes on your ladies.....real or fake Bye

it's been long I saw Nubian113 last. .like she is avoiding me

MrsPhyno:
Lol, I'm sure these options work but I don't think I have the liver to use them. I'll always feel bad.

yours own method is not there. ..you know I almost give up

wristbangle:
I just don't know why some guys can't take "NO" for an answer as they find it difficult to understand that ladies find it somewhat irritating when they are persistently pressurised to accept their proposal. By the reason of their desperation, they become aggressive he-goats, thereby, chasing ladies without an iota of shame or self respect.

For a lady who has been experiencing this terrible menace of chicken-like chase from guys, the following points will help you in discarding stubborn toasters from your life.

1. Demand huge Money from them

Guys get easily discouraged when a lady starts demanding for money unnecessarily, and so as a lady, it will be advisable to gold-dig an adamant toaster with the intuition to keep him off your zone so as to forcefully make him have disinterest in you. However, demand money for Brazilian hair or school fee and watch him drift way

Well this can't chase me away.If I have am surely gonna give to her,and if I don't I will tell her I dont..

2. Reply his chats with monosyllabic words

Ladies are really gifted in this act, so there's no point laying much emphasis about the way they do it. Most guys cannot cope with monosyllabic responses during chat, therefore, they lose interest and may even delete the lady when they can no longer cope. This method is best adopted to discard guys who are online woman wrappers.

This will actually get me pissed off,I will tell her she is boring at first,and if that persist she turn to additional contact

3. Declare "Unhealthy" status to them

Ladies, this will work like magic to discard kitty-cat obsessed toasters from your life (E.g Tosyne2much, classcaptain and Ronald4lif). Invite such a guy to your house and when it is getting to the point of love making, kindly tell him that you are an HIV/Ebola patient. In a twinkle of an eye, you will see him run for his dare life.

A real sharp guy will surely decode this...if I found myself in this kind of situation,I will just tell am ready to share her illness

4. Scare them with "Blood Covenant"

There are several occasion when action speaks louder than voice. If a lady can be smart enough to tie a fake charm around her waist or say any guy that get laid with her will experience thunderbolt, he won't dare near her again. Better still, you could tell the dude to go into blood covenant with you, and watch him zoom off with the speed of light

This is way too much, you shouldn't portray yourself so bad because you wanna discard a guy...don't be surprised if guys start running from you...the guy might share the news,and believe me guys really hate diabolical ladies

5. Wear an Engagement Ring

Even though some guys will not want to keep off despite wearing an engagement ring on your finger; keep ringing it to their ears to attend your wedding ceremony which will be coming up soon. This will make him feel so bad that he will have no choice other than back off completely. Though this may not work on some extremely stubborn toasters sha

This always get me,and continue to get me...I don't approach girls that have rings on their finger...the worst thing is that I don't know difference between engagement ring or fashion ring..I believe any gal with round ring is engaged

6. Often Upload the picture of a very Handsome guy as your boyfriend

For some reasons, it will be advisable that ladies facing headache from ugly toasters should use pictures of a very handsome dude as their display pictures, even though they are not dating him. This will however, oppress these toasters as they know they are ugly.

Well this won't get me cause am good looking myself ,no handsome guy pix will intimidate me

7. Tell them you can't date a Broke guy

Many guys, if not all, detest hearing this discriminatory statement from ladies. No matter how stubborn a toaster is, he will let you be the moment you make him realize you can't date a broke guy like him.

I just see her secondary olosho...and it depends on how she put it...I might see it as I like to date a successful guy

8. Tell them to embark on several weeks dry fasting

For a guy who refuse to back off, a lady should tell him to embark on several weeks dry fasting to hear from God if she is the one. The statement alone will make him nag like is she the only lady on earth. As a result of this, he will drastically lose interest.

Only if she takes it very serious. ..I will just turn to joke,and tell her I fasted before I met her

my 2 cents

MrsPhyno come and learn...your last chance to discharge a strong head toaster according to braceletwristbangle

K

QueenValerie:
Pledge,my pic has been there 3times now You missed it .

wow...It's MY Turn To see

STFUareyouGod:
what?

WOKE Up WRONG time

QueenValerie:
Wow.....that's a very old trick.Tryin' ta get me ta "prove it"........No.

I don’t know why people do like your dp you don't have your pix...I will see ur pix privately

Good night FIFA calls

QueenValerie:
Sure...but not as cute as me. I'm playin'

show your face...let me see if you truly beautiful

QueenValerie:
lies... I'm gonna ask her.

am serious. ..she is cute right?