ipledge10:
I am a good guesser...I guess alot..

Issorait gud guesser

Hi, do you sell akpu at all, cos ur perfume is making so strong

Countrygirl:
Y so serious? js 4fun & u are taking it personal.

Am not talking about this topic alone, am talking about the kinda post the OP use to create

Nikita1:
Issorait gud guesser

so let's start with knowing your name

tosyne2much:
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Source: http://tosyne2much..com/2016/02/10-hilarious-cliches-nigerian-men-use.html

@Op....Number10 says..... feel free to add yours, is dat one of d Hilarious cliches??

tosyne2much:
No vex baba

Correct...

Outofsync:
11) Something just attracted me to you: To pull this trick, you must appear dreamy, confident and not at all creepy/weird.


12) Sister, sister, have you heard about.......... : Form up a cause/organization, something preferably noble. Get her contacts and well.......

And finally, my very favourite.......




WHISTLING

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ipledge10:
so let's start with knowing your name

Guess gud guesser

Another style, the guy may slightly bump into the lady and say "Am so sorry, never saw u coming, by the way the name is bla bla bla...from there conversation done start. But he will be unlucky if the lady was in an hurry.

Act1, Scene 1
Guy: Squeeze me, there's something on your b*utt
Girl: What?
Guy: My eyes

Act 2, Scene 2
Guy: Squeeze me, are you Iraqi?
Girl: Nope, why?
Guy: Cause I feel like Bag dad a*SS up

Act 3, Scene 3
Guy: Squeeze me, are you Irish?
Girl: Nope, why?
Guy: Cause I can feel my wang Dublin

Act 4, Scene 4
Guy: Merry Christmas, don't mind if I come down your chimney tonight?

Ask me for more cheezy silly lines, if it doesn't make her laugh and break the ice, then maybe you don't wanna be with her any way.

[quote author=classicB post=43080210]
What effort are you talking about? No matured person wiill dwell on this kinda post,

Regardless how u approach and what u say in the course of doing same, what works wonder for a lady might just put the other lady on a spot that annoys. Above all, your aura and confidence matter! In all, isn't it just having number of the lady? Look decent, Be smart and as long as u can express yourself, a decent girl would not mind dropping off her digits as long as u can Start with a simple Hello! But speak all u want, and the girl isn't in mood for the gibberish u call sweet talk, no number for the dude o. I'm looking forward again to approaching two female friends going together and dictate the pace of things.

Hit the nail by the head joor.

Only teenagers/Unmatured adult will be rapping and lying to just win a heart.

Nikita1:
Guess gud guesser

see as I use my mouth shoot myself. ..I was only joking...I cant guess what am gon have for dinner self

modivaz:
Oh my! Kinda funny at times.. Been a victim of 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9

You fell for those childish lines??

KINGinVAHALA:

Lol. you pulling my legs i guess?

pulling ya leg ke......... M criuz........

faruz:
pulling ya leg ke......... M criuz........

Lol. 2moro sir

KINGinVAHALA:

Lol. 2moro sir

no... 2marow might be 2 late I wan approach d bab3 2marow......

none has ever worked for me

faruz:
no... 2marow might be 2 late I wan approach d bab3 2marow......

Lol, either you re pulling my legs or not, i feel helping a brother with the little we know and can offer in any aspect of life is highly worth it.

so tel me bro, hw far have you gone with her? All am saying is just a word, a word that surpasses and superceeds every words, a word she would hear and it would forever linger in her heart. yeah, just a word! or rather, just a sentence!

hello! Please I'm going to Ekiti and don't know the right route to take. Please, how far is it? is it possible I trek from Ikeja to Ekiti? Oga go sit down jawe



You got me cracking with this.

KINGinVAHALA:

Lol, either you re pulling my legs or not, i feel helping a brother with the little we know and can offer in any aspect of life is highly worth it.

so tel me bro, hw far have you gone with her? All am saying is just a word, a word that surpasses and superceeds every words, a word she would hear and it would forever linger in her heart. yeah, just a word! or rather, just a sentence!

... I jez wan approach her Ni.......

faruz:
... I jez wan approach her Ni.......

You both stay in same area or sch in same sch?

KINGinVAHALA:

You both stay in same area or sch in same sch?

... Nope... She stays in d street next to mine......... ND I wan do evryfin fast fast CUs by may I dey go skul back..........

Lol really funny hilarious moves.Anyway for me sha if i see a girl that i like i just politely walk up to her and tell her.just be direct and it will work wonders.As long as u are presentable,neat responsibly dressed the lady won't tell u off.is only when u look dirty with gallas hairstyle and ur trousers hanging below ur buttocks that she might tell u off.though the average naija babe won't tell u off even if u wearing only pant like Fela but driving a brand new range rover sport or murano.

faruz:
... Nope... She stays in d street next to mine......... ND I wan do evryfin fast fast CUs by may I dey go skul back..........

Ok bro. now i get you. you knw, there re lot of ladies who dnt like been in anything with a guy in her environment, and i dnt knw if she is one of those. since it wont be appropriate asking her abt it, i feel thats where your words to her shud mostly harp on. so give her this

*After she must hv granted you audience, then tell her in a slow, calm and innocent tune. making ur words to her sound like a whisper would be better*

"I KNOW IF SUN HAVE THE POWER OVER ITSELF, IT WONT WANNA SHINE IN SOME LOCATIONS, NOR RIVERS WANNA FLOW TO SOME AREAS. BUT THEY DO BECAUSE IT HAPPENS THAT WHERE THEY BEGINS NOR END DOESNT MATTER BUT WHAT MATTERS IS THE POSITIVE EFFECT THEY END UP BRINGING TO HUMAN'S LIFE. ..*call her name*.. LET ME BE THAT SUN AND MOON NOT BOUND BY LOCATION BUT BY IT POSITIVE EFFECT, TO YOUR HEART, YOUR BEING AND YOU LIVING

Vicintonsh:
did u school in **********

Uniben... Let me finish it for you...

KINGinVAHALA:

Ok bro. now i get you. you knw, there re lot of ladies who dnt like been in anything with a guy in her environment, and i dnt knw if she is one of those. since it wont be appropriate asking her abt it, i feel thats where your words to her shud mostly harp on. so give her this

*After she must hv granted you audience, then tell her in a slow, calm and innocent tune. making ur words to her sound like a whisper would be better*

"I KNOW IF SUN HAVE THE POWER OVER ITSELF, IT WONT WANNA SHINE IN SOME LOCATIONS, NOR RIVERS WANNA FLOW TO SOME AREAS. BUT THEY DO BECAUSE IT HAPPENS THAT WHERE THEY BEGINS NOR END DOESNT MATTER BUT WHAT MATTERS IS THE POSITIVE EFFECT THEY END UP BRINGING TO HUMAN'S LIFE. ..*call her name*.. LET ME BE THAT SUN AND MOON NOT BOUND BY LOCATION BUT BY IT POSITIVE EFFECT, TO YOUR HEART, YOUR BEING AND YOU LIVING

Casanova...

KINGinVAHALA:

Ok bro. now i get you. you knw, there re lot of ladies who dnt like been in anything with a guy in her environment, and i dnt knw if she is one of those. since it wont be appropriate asking her abt it, i feel thats where your words to her shud mostly harp on. so give her this

*After she must hv granted you audience, then tell her in a slow, calm and innocent tune. making ur words to her sound like a whisper would be better*

"I KNOW IF SUN HAVE THE POWER OVER ITSELF, IT WONT WANNA SHINE IN SOME LOCATIONS, NOR RIVERS WANNA FLOW TO SOME AREAS. BUT THEY DO BECAUSE IT HAPPENS THAT WHERE THEY BEGINS NOR END DOESNT MATTER BUT WHAT MATTERS IS THE POSITIVE EFFECT THEY END UP BRINGING TO HUMAN'S LIFE. ..*call her name*.. LET ME BE THAT SUN AND MOON NOT BOUND BY LOCATION BUT BY IT POSITIVE EFFECT, TO YOUR HEART, YOUR BEING AND YOU LIVING

tnks alot.... Bt can I get more

faruz:
tnks alot.... Bt can I get more

Ahhh. you wanna scatter my brain? lol are you on fb?

XaintJoel20:
Casanova...

You mean cassava? as in plant?

KINGinVAHALA:

Ahhh. you wanna scatter my brain? lol
are you on fb?

yea