classicB:
..Nonsense! There is always nothing special or spetacular about your post These things happen everyday, you dont need to tell us or create a big deal out of it and make it look like you have done something unique. And this is 2016! Should not you have moved on from your 10 these 10 that to like 15 Since this is your talent, try expanding your brain bro! We getting tired of seeing 10 already

pls do one write up pls. thank u.

I js get eye contact n we are done.... Works depending on hw much time our eyes held eachoda... D eyecontact now reads n tell me what works at that time n my flow lik larva lights her up n poo she cracks

Those lines are used by learners.

klassykute:
and if guys stop comming ur way now till u get to 50 u will b asking God why .. u see boy wey toast u you no api dey ewwww there.. trynna woo a boy nd c how hard it is

who is this

Used most of these tricks.

But nowadays

"Hello,my name is .....
I am talking to u for the first time.
Just felt like introducing masef to you
N I hope you r also of the opinion that there is nothing wrong in making good friends"

guys girls fall for simple and romantic acts, nt all dis drama

ipledge10:
nike? No no nicki minaj? Or nickelodeon

kikikiki
One of them sighted
U ar good at it

Nikita1:
kikikiki
One of them sighted
U ar good at it

WAS JUST Joking With ya...I Don't

Na wa for u o! Why u come dey expose men nyansh now? Stop spoiling business jor! Nice one.

Dminister:
Na wa for u o! Why u come dey expose men nyansh now?
Stop spoiling business jor!
Nice one.

No vex baba

Wow still jotting these points down,so I can use one for chioma tomorrow

babasolo:
Do u knw kola?? Is ur name shola, did u ever go to redeemed?? With dis u nica bukar are u goin to gym?? Dis ur confidence level is soo extreme, u resemble pretty woman do u knw de film

ma ma bi mi lejo oshi ooo...ma bimi ni JAMB question ooo

Children everywhere!!!!

Op thats children punchline.......and any girl thayt fall for this nonesence is s a child....


Any girl that fall for this trick is either a prostitute or a loose village girl.....greedy one or inferioty complex challenged damsel..forgive me for typo, I am angry for this silly children topics...

KINGinVAHALA:
13. Wow, i was wondering the source of this hot sun, now i know its your beauty that is shinning, HI GIRL!

14. Hmmm, Who needs Sun and Moon when your beauty outshine both? HI GIRL!

Who need more wow wooing lines?

egbon I do.....

faruz:
egbon I do.....

Lol. you pulling my legs i guess?

Okay wat next? Next post

It's not really much about what you say but rather how she feels about you. From personal experience, your line could be one of the lamest and she'll dig you, so long as you meet her cut off point aka your ability to stimulate her primal instincts. But anything to the contrary and youre dead in the water, even if your game might be one of the tightest.

drjoshua2000:


Hater! if you cannot say something positive about someone's effort you could at least keep quiet. Coming from a lady this is quite disgraceful. Weldone

What effort are you talking about? No matured person wiill dwell on this kinda post, teenagers everywhere.

tosyne2much:
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Source: http://tosyne2much..com/2016/02/10-hilarious-cliches-nigerian-men-use.html

hi,did u school in keffi??

[center][/center] Kai.. And I done do all oo.!! Well that was den sha.. Nw AMA boss

I luv dis post

danduj:
lol u had a bad day rite?

I did not actually. I just dont like the fact that he creates a big deal out of no deal at all.

majekdom2:
eeeeiiisssHh. Did you ask the dude out before and he declined? That was too harsh.... tryna be funny tho. Anyways he is only a kid, yet to experience what being a grown up is. you should blame seun and his mods for always moving topics like this to FP

Maybe seun should open a teenager' session for himself and his kinds, that way they would get to while away their time with unproductive topic like this one.

Your body is pinging me, I think I want to share a feeling with u. Do you like okro? Because you beauty draws me.

KingAdeOluomo1:
what is so CLASSIC about you

The TRUTH and i learned it hurts

When i'm driving and I see a cute babe that I really like.. Will just say " you are too hot for the roadside, why can't you hop in and let me take you away"

classicB:

Maybe seun should open a teenager' session for himself and his kinds, that way they would get to while away their time with unproductive topic like this one.

Y so serious? js 4fun & u are taking it personal.

Thaz cool and funny

ipledge10:
WAS JUST Joking With ya...I Don't

How do u knw d procedure

Nikita1:
How do u knw d procedure

I am a good guesser...I guess alot..

oneitalia:
When i'm driving and I see a cute babe that I really like.. Will just say " you are too hot for the roadside, why can't you hop in and let me take you away"

hmmmm
Awon eleyi
Double twaley

modivaz:
Oh my! Kinda funny at times.. Been a victim of 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9

Victim Kwa. Chai men don suffer