₦airaland Forum

Aminat508:
IPopAlomo are u seeing dis
Ya favorite

There's a seal on Alomo bitters cap... and by the taste I can tell which is fake or original...

Mufasa27:
Arsenal is going to lose 2-1 to crystal palace today, call me anything you like but don't call me prophet T.B joshua Thanks..

Fool!!!

uyplus:
Arsenal can't win this match. I'm an arsenal fan and I know it. It's just gonna be way too impossible pls!!

You need to check yourself in the mirror... no one is holding you to ransom to be an Arsenal fan...

Ramsey has been shifted wide... now we are paying ball again...

Harbigail:
Nawa ooo,na so d mata pain u reach?did i beg u 2 quote?cldnt u jst read n move on.abeg stop quotin me.dnt u av anytin beta 2 do dan attacking me?

But your lie forced me to quote nah... lmao...

Harbigail:
It's a true story. [size=28pt]somewhere in Abuja,but i chose not 2 mention names...[/size] let evry man be careful and even ladies coz he might be sucking ur bweast when the seizure grips him.

Did we force you to write it...?!

dollyinxx:
Na die na.
Tnks to u op. I pray they change. Same thin happened to a Unibuja student last yr n the guy bled to death bfr he wgot to d hospital. So unfortunate tho

The same lie happened in Unilag in 2004... Lmao...

Harbigail:
Helo mr! OP did nt mention location,n 4 d records she said unverified.so maybe u need 2 go back and read again.

Hello Miss... I first heard that story eleven years ago... and you were prolly in primary school then... no offence... it supposedly happened in Unilag... on verification it turned out to be an urban legend... why won't I laugh... when you claimed it happened in Abuja and you know the names of those it happened to...?!

Harbigail:
It's a true story.somewhere in Abuja,but i chose not 2 mention names...let evry man be careful and even ladies coz he might be sucking ur bweast when the seizure grips him.

Lmao... it's not Lagos again...? lmao...

Lol.... this girl ehn... you didn't even tush_ the lie... this lie has been around since 2004... my freshman year... an unconfirmed lie made FrontPage...
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who's the OP fucking...?


modified: is TUSHH a censored word on nairaland...?

RedBenson:
PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT

Well, i keep having this feeling that i'm operating on same moniker for too long. I feel so tired about it and since it's not like there's an award given for operating same moniker for a long time, i think it's wise i deactivate it and then return as a "2nd virgin". What do you guys think cos i may decide to varnish any moment from now?

Cc:

Magicminister

B0rn2fuck

Rigarmortis

Madenigga

Manutee

Obontami, Femistico

Aitee1

IpopAlomo, gommex

Firsteva

Idowuogbo

And every other real niggur/niggurest in this forum including Seun.

Special hail to the boss, Magicminister. Boss, your boi loyal die o.

Somehow... I regret deactivating my first moniker... just ride the ban out... besides... we all know RedBenson well enough...

Dude made it out from Surulere... Ijesha precisely... only for them bad belle pipu to cut his life short... RIP skiibii.... RIP

That last question is why ladies and gentlemen I'm still single...
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any person (woman or man) that ask a stup!d question... deserves a stup!d answer...

proudly9ja:
Meanwhile Chuba Akpom came off the bench to score for Hull last night. His second goal in 2 games

When I dey tell you... he's ready to play for arsenal... you think say I dey joke... what Akpom wanted to do was impress instead of playing naturally... he had many chances during pre-season... but he did too much... hoping Baba calls him back...

I'm still not a fan of Giroud... if the guy score 50 league goals today... I'll still rate Akpom over him... the only reason why I'm backing him is because he plays for the arsenal... that's what other plastic fans don't get... if you're a fan... you're a fan... the people I'm talking to... they know themselves...

Sure sister...

EASY WAYS TO BREAKUP WITH ur spouse!!!!
1. 16 Missed Calls? You Killed My Battery So You're
Capable Of Killing Me... It's Over!!!

2. How come mosquito is biting me and not biting u. i
smell conspiracy. ITS OVER!

3. You don't even respect me,I'm talking and you are
busy breathing? It's over!

4. So now ur drinking coke dt has another man's name
on it, better go and find him cus it's over between us.

5. So Beyonce's "Drunk in love" is Ur caller tune? I can't trust alcoholics with my future kids.

6.They are shouting bird flu, You are still cooking
chicken. you want to kill me? It is over!

7. I called you and you picked up immediately. You lack
patience. it's over.

8. Why are you using Broom to sweep my Room when
you know I support PDP? It's over.

9. "You are always abbreviating ur texts, you want our
children to be short abi? It's OVER.

10. I told u I love my food hot but u refused to warm the ice cream. U don't care abt me. It's over

culled from somebody on Facebook...