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PunkyOh:
LMAO. And which year were you born?

1989...

PunkyOh:
Boy, be quiet! Ha!

What...?!

almostFamous:
I've had some of my petite female friends complain about her they are overlooked by guys because of their smallish physique and sometimes,when they ask a guy to guess their age they guess between 10-20! These are ladies btw 23-26years. To the chikitos,how do u feel and cope ans what do you create a good impression at first encounter.

Lol... reminded me of a girl I met in my finals at college... I've always known her... never had the liver to walk up to her... I was 18...and I looked way older than 18... this was 2007... so she said hi one day... we got talking... and she told me... straight up... she been noticing me but felt I was a snub... Lol... we got really close... and we had less than two months left in school... we needed to catch up on most things... hehe *evil smiley...* then a month passed she asked of my age... she was smallish... I really liked her... thought we were agemates... so I told her... I'm 18... she just smiled... then some insane pressure grew on her from home to get married... the flame went out... we grew apart... but I still kept in touch... then after college... we all came back for clearance... I was with her... that's when I saw her date of birth... September 1983... I was shocked... my heart skipped some beats... it was so strange... I didn't know what to do... she didn't think I saw her date of birth... yeah I have a thing for older women... but this one hit me... she's married now... two kids... still accuses me of breaking communications with her when she calls... I don't know... I could say hello... but you know... a little smoke and there's fire... I don't think she deserves it... so i say hi from a distance...

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PunkyOh:
What did you think? A dominatrix's dungeon ?

I wouldn't be surprised... I was expecting more extreme... extremities...

PunkyOh:
A whole new level of crazy

Lol... I'm not impressed...

[quote author=PunkyOh post=31761119][/quote]What's under the crazy underground garage...?

SeverusSnape:
This is bad.

And he admits finally...

I've dumped alot of girls asking me to choose between her and Arsenal F.C... Talkless of my Mother...

Na when Arsenal wan play Chelsea dem go wan see you... I can only miss that match for my mum... Funny enough... Those two never clash...

I STILL THINK MARRIAGES ARE OVER-RATED... #MyTwoKobo

6, 9, 12...

As long as she get brain... and doesn't nag... besides... if she's smart... she can learn how to lamba very well...

dsauce:
Hi pals, I purposely opened a new acct for this cos of d sensitivity. Please i need ur candid advice on this issue.

A cousin of mine got a crate of soft drinks and found out dat one of d 7up has a very big COCKROACH corked inside.

He showed it to a Pepsi distributing van, he was begged to give dem the bottle and give him about four crates in return.

A thought came to my mind and i told him "Man we are educated individuals, we can get a substantial amount of money from dis company if we follow d right procedure.

Maybe by threatening to sue them to court for improper Good house keeping (GHK) during production and total disregard for consumer health safety by getting d services of a lawyer who will first write them of d situation or report to NAFDAC (last option though cos dis means making money for corrupt politicians to steal ,cos we know NAFDAC can't fine them for nothing less than several millions of naira).

As anyone ever done dis n got good money from this companies or gat advices to give.

NOTE:: pls don't castigate us, since d govt cant help us,we av to utilize d slightest opportunity to hit big time.

Mail BBC or CNN... nah dem fit follow up... besides... they'll pay you good money for the story...

best of luck...

Na by force to marry nii...?!

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zieraw2005:
OP have u won any bet and how much did u win?

My last hit... #103,000

1. Calm down (its really important...)

2. Take note of players injury, loans, transfer and cup fixtures... (and cup-tied players too...)

3. Now forecast on form, grudge matches, derbies and take note of new managers... (le important shit...)

4. Now draw up all the teams... And ones you have a gut feeling about...

5. Take note of likely upsets...

6. Calm down again (yeah... You need to calm down... Its another rule... Take whatever shit that soothe your nerve...)

7. Pick out teams from the various permutations... (from the lot just pick out most most (it is not a typo...) probable...)

8. Make your bet...

9. Double chance your betslip...

10. GOODLUCK!!! (trust me mate... Taking into account of how various factors can change a course of a match... Weather, plastic pitch, blind self-servicer referees, wind, morale wrecking injury, silly red cards, eccentric goalkeepers, MATCH FIXING AND THE MAFIA... Trust me mate... You need them LUCK...)


Friday games....: FRIDAY 13/03/2015

Clermont Foot vs Dijon = X2
GCFO Ajaccio vs Nancy = 1X
Laval vs Nimes = 1X
Le Havre vs Orleans = 1
Niort vs Ajaccio = 1
Colmar vs Dunkerque = X2
Boulogne vs Istres = 1
B. Peronnas vs Avranches = 1X
Paris vs Frejus = 1
Bastia vs Strasbourg = X2
US Colomiers vs Lucon = X2
Le Poire vs Chambly = 1X

barcanista... over to you...

Walks out of thread...

*spits on the poster below...*

MrCork:
.....ok...From stagecoach to Tourbus.....bro so u telln me u can get to Pekam by Tourbus....abi?? MUss u people always lie to impress??..seriously. Bro ama hardcore gangsta fron Pekam and I drive a £28,000 (cash) range rover spot....juss in case u ask. but I like u though, u r honest sir!!

Hardcore indeed... You a bloody hooligan... nothing more... You stole the range... and you know nothing about Peckham...

PunkyOh:

Hope you good anyways...

Hila12:
By 'forced' I imply the funny accents we hear on radio

From everyone...? lady... don't be bias... too much hating can kill...

PunkyOh:
I deleted the other one & I don't even know why

Oh really...

I'm not impressed...