₦airaland Forum

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Faith Church Worldwide (a.k.a. Winners Chapel) Turned 36 Year on Tuesday May 2nd, 2017. It has been a most awesome adventure, because everything has been working till date and I pray believe it shall keep working till Jesus returns. Again, to God be all the glory.

Congratulation!!!

sarrki:
Lol

Dilector of criminals

I know kuje is really missing him

I wonder why Mr Seun and his mods are allowing you to be causing regional hatred on this platform

sarrki:
The publicity given to this criminal is too much

Sorry. I thought by now you would used insecticide?

Seun:
Who would be the best moderator for this section? Who is interested? Someone who has always respected the rules, has the time, etc.

I am interested sir

Gunmen suspected to be armed robbers attacked the Imo State house of Assembly complex situated in Owerri, the state capital , carting away valuables, office equipment , electronics and other vital documents.

Our correspondent learnt that the latest attack was the third in 2017.

A lawmaker , Emma Orie, who represents Ohaji / Egbema state constituency told our correspondent on the phone on Wednesday , that his office was not burgled during the armed robbery attack.

He , however , said that the offices of three of his colleagues , Mike Iheanatu ( Aboh Mbaise) Uche Oguwuike ( Ikeduru ) and
Uche Agabiga ( Orsu) were robbed by the gangsters .

An Assembly source , who preferred to be anonymous , said that the hoodlums gained access into the offices of the three lawmakers through the ceilings at night .

According to him, it was when the staff members attached to the lawmakers resumed for work in the morning that they discovered that the tables and chairs had been turned upside down, and computers, documents, television sets and other valuables had been stolen .

When contacted , the Chief Press Secretary to the speaker of the house of Assembly , Ben Ilochonwu confirmed the development and said that the hoodlums only stole electronic sets and gadgets from the lawmakers ’ offices .

When contacted for reaction , one of the affected lawmakers Iheanatu, dropped the phone on our correspondent immediately he introduced himself to him.

The spokesperson for the police in the state, Andrew Enwerem , could not be reached as of the time of filing this report .

http://punchng.com/gunmen-invade-imo-assembly-cart-away-documents-electronics/

Please where is our President

Seun will close this thread now like....

Goooooaaaaalll

lolz

So he want some people to die quick?

Chiedu4Trump:
No Becos the same people who cannot stand their pastor bring insulted for their crimes, have no regard for God
They fear and respect the Pastors more than God.

So cracking jokes with God's name is wrong, seeing that can't do it go their pastors even when they are wrong.

God said He will not hold people guiltless for taking His name in vain.

Exo 20:7
Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.

Thank God you know that those that joke(take the name of the LORD in vain) will never go unpunish

donnie:
What is wrong with laughing? As long as it is in line with God's Word and glorifies God, why not?

But these comedians aught to be raised as ministers themselves, not just any believer.

See what great things some like bishop chikancy are already doing...
http://www.lw-news.com/posts/laughing-ovation-with-bishop-chikancy-at-ikoyi-prison?page=2

http://xclusivegospel.com/2014/12/09/chikancy-takes-comedy-to-the-prison-on-his-birthday/

And because those people took comedy to wherever, then you thought it is good.

Can you go to the mosque and use Qua'ran and Mohammed to crack joke?

Ronaldoooooooooooo

donnie:
Problem is he is invited from somewhere. Are there no born again, spirit filled brethren among you who can do the job? Or you have terrorized all b of them to silence. Why are you then surprised at the carnality those outsiders display? What were you expecting?

Truth is, several of them havent been saved talkless of knowing the Lord or being broken.

Are you trying to say that 'born again' members of the church can crack jokes on the pulpit ?

okenwa:
From childhood to my present day grey hair, I have observed with keen interest the trend of churching in Nigeria.

Back then, people are scared of going to church because of simple sins they have committed like backbiting, quarrelling etc. And even when they successful attend Church service, the MESSAGE preached is like arrow right into the heart. You can not get a smiling face in the church. Sobering everywhere and even members will be hiding their head under the bench. The hymns and solos is sufficient to humble everyone in comformity to the Holy Bible.

Nowadays, the reverse is the case. False doctrines and false mode of worship. Inviting entertainment for a church gathering is akin to worshiping by 'mockery'.

It is defiling the pulpits to invite comedians and entertainment for church service.

Simple.

You are very right

wow

Is it right for a Church to invite comedian to crack joke on the 'pulpit' ?

If your answer is no, then, give reasons.

Many people speak English as their first language. It is one of the most commonly spoken languages in the world. Nigerians are very good at a number of things and one of them is inventing their own version of English which has become popular overtime.
Some of the words and phrases we use often can not be found in the dictionary. Some are words we pick from others and have become quite a norm.
It is not only the uneducated folks that are guilty of using these wrong words. As the very educated Nigerians also use the English language inappropriately.

Below are words Nigerians use that don't exist in the English dictionary:

1. Go-slow: When Nigerians say go-slow, they mean congested traffic, which is wrong. The meaning of go-slow in the English dictionary is, a form of industrial action in which work or progress is deliberately delayed or slowed down.

2. Disvirgin: [/b]This word is used on a daily basis by many Nigerians when they intend to say a woman has lost her virginity. There is no word like disvirgin. The correct word to use is deflower. Disvirgin simply does not exist.

[b]3. Trafficate: Nigerians use the word to describe a situation where a driver indicates to other drivers that he/she wants to take a turn. It is used so often, that it has started to sound like proper English.

4. Flashing: Every Nigerians knows "flashing" to mean when someone calls your mobile phone and cuts off before you answer. The word 'flash' is so common among Nigerians and its used at least once daily by many. Flash has different meanings but non has anything to do with a phone call. The word doesn't exist in sense of English.

5. Installmentally: Don't be tempted to use the word 'installmentally'. Though it sounds correct it isn't. There is no such word in the English dictionary as it exists only in the Nigerian edition of English language. The correct thing to say is 'in installments'.

6. Opportuned: What exist in the English dictionary is 'opportune', without 'd' at the end. Opportune means 'timely' or 'well-time', especially convenient or appropriate for a particular action or event. Opportuned is only common in Nigerian English.

7. Cunny: This is a word Nigerians use to describe someone that is being deceitful or crafty. The right word is cunning not cunny.

8. Next tomorrow: Most Nigerians normally use "next tomorrow" but there's no such word as next tomorrow. Instead you should say, "a day after tomorrow."

9. Packer: Nigerians probably got the word from pack. The right word is dustpan. Since dustpan packs dirt, Nigerians like to call it packer.

10. Pepperish: It is common to hear Nigerians describe a meal that has too much pepper in it as Pepperish. The normal word should be 'peppery'. No native English speaker uses the word "pepperish" to describe the burning sensation we feel from eating pepper.

Which of these words are you guilty of?? I am pretty sure in the next five years these altered English words may double since some youths have started using abbreviations to write exams.

IpobExposed:
This Nnamdi Cow is a big joke.
after threatening how Britain will fight for him because he is a British citizen to Britain saying they support one Nigeria.
After saying Donald Trump will fight for him to Donald Trump selling weapons to Nigeria.
After saying he will not go without his men in this video


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVR9PTajL88&itct=CBYQpDAYACITCLv_gMKyz9MCFcjhVQodtP4N2lImbm5hbWRpIGthbnUgaW4gY291cnQgc2F5aW5nIGkgd2lsbCBkaWU%3D&client=mv-google&gl=NG&hl=en


to he was begged to accept bail.
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His girlfriend first told us Nnamdi Cow was deceiving us without any gun or world support now its clear I just pity the remaining Liepod members still being deceived by this fool.
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Now all he does is follow all PDP ex or serving Governors.

I just pity the fools who can't question him on Radio to live the PDP people.

I pity the liepods.

Please dont hang yourself ooooo

mysticwarrior:
just say you are afraid of karma.

lol

#Karma is a bitch #WhereIsBuhari

Expect sarrki to jump like a fr0g into this thread

I hate karma

My number is in my signature

victoruwaifo:
send your ATM pin too

I don't even have ATM card sir.



Sir please can you please transfer any amount to me i am broke and no job 0170363500 GTBank

Wizkhalifa2:
U ve just given jobless pple a medium to rant.

Sir please can you please transfer any amount to me i am broke and no job 0170363500 GTBank

SARS should be ban.

They are worst than arm robbers

They always torture innocent ones in this country and use the gun given to them to rob at night

Mhorlaitan:
I think d guy meant to say *PHONE TOUCH LIGHT*... That what he meant to type

TORCH

BOJO123:
but how come GEJ, PATIENCE AND OBJ are still ugly as f*ck

You can as well ask why Buhari is ugly and sickly

what is the salary scale?

Op, why wouldnt she look beautiful when they are eating and hiding our money.