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Business / Re: Illegal Debiting! Help by IQUIT(m): 6:01pm On Jul 22, 2021
Cruise... Even mumu self know what to do.
Properties / Re: Landlords And Tenants' Rights In Nigeria by IQUIT(m): 8:23pm On Jul 21, 2021
Education / Re: Did You Do This In Your Secondary School Days? by IQUIT(m): 8:19pm On Jul 21, 2021
DamnNiggar:
Phone and social media has stepped things up to a whole new letter. But back then this was how love letters look like and common amongst secondary school students.
grin grin grin

Dear Sweetie,

Time and ability plus double capacity have forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. I hope you're swimming in the wonderful pool of Mr. Health there. I am also perambulating in the cool breeze of wellness here.

I hope you are swimming in the pool of love?
If so doxology.

Sweetie pie, the reason why this miraculous thing is happening is because, honey, I love you spontaneously, and as I stand horizontally parallel to the wall and vertically perpendicular to the ground now, I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous girl, put together as fantabulous. I implore you to decipher this my anthem of love oozing out from the innermost pendulum of my thoraxial cavity.

Darling, please stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat.
To me each day I start by dreaming of you. Each time I see you, my metabolism suddenly halts and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear. My medula oblongata also ceases functioning.

Crazy, crazy, crazy you may say but this is verily veritable. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon, you would prostrate. That's why I need to see you vis a vis soon for a better elucidation through tete a tete. No hyperbole & onomatopoeia, simple candidness.

Only you and me are protagonists in this subtle affair. As I cogitate and ruminate over the last episode, I genuflex before the Omnipotent and implore him to let this affair emulsify.

By the way, I was bamboozled, scintilated, exhilarated, and left in a state of prolonged euphoria by the contents of your missive which was quite edifying and exalting. It left my bio-chemistry in a paradise-like equilibrium.

Empirically speaking, I love you chemically... I don't ever want to see gloom and doom looming over your angelic live portrait. Let my appellation be scribbled across your heart, with indelible ink. If any boy tries to ask for your companionship, tell him that you are leased and caveated.

I think I have to pen off here, because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis polymerization. But before I evaporate, I like to revitalize your memory with those encapsulating lyrics which proclaim that your catarrh is my butter, your piss is my mimbo, the world's greatest lover is me.

Catch you later. Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs bite you because you are too sweet for them.

Goodbye for now.

Your slave in love, your pillow, your cushion and your butter on bread!

Seyifunmi Ayotunde
(Class 3B).

Only 60's, 70's and early 80's will understand.
Indomie generation stay clear��‍♂️��‍♂️��‍♂️��‍♂️��‍♂️
this ot clear oh
Romance / Re: Bolanle (pepper Them) Stripped Naked & Thrown Out Of House By Her Husband by IQUIT(m): 5:54am On Jul 21, 2021
Education / Re: UNIBEN Orders Peace Ufuoma To Rewrite All Exams From 200 Level by IQUIT(m): 5:40am On Jul 21, 2021
Real definition of problem no dey finish.

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Business / Re: Minted #100,000 Cash Becomes Heavily Wet Up By Itself In My Bag Overnight by IQUIT(m): 5:32am On Jul 21, 2021
Pharmjossy:
Baba!!
boss!!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Youths In Ghana Reject Salah Rice Donated By A Member Of Parliament by IQUIT(m): 9:39pm On Jul 20, 2021
ThatFairGuy1:
Yet in an Utopian country, we have this
see as them stretch hands cheesy
Business / Re: Minted #100,000 Cash Becomes Heavily Wet Up By Itself In My Bag Overnight by IQUIT(m): 4:18pm On Jul 20, 2021
Depressed101:
is it counterfeit or not, if it is not... Then every other thing is irrelevant... Spend the money like others and stop looking for what's not looking for you
it isn't.
Business / Re: Minted #100,000 Cash Becomes Heavily Wet Up By Itself In My Bag Overnight by IQUIT(m): 7:36pm On Jul 19, 2021
Coming Back To Modify This Post.

Modified :the money wasn't kept in a cool dry place.

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Food / Re: Ram With 5 Horns Sold At A Market In Lagos Ahead Of Sallah Celebration. by IQUIT(m): 7:29pm On Jul 19, 2021
ahnie:
The rams horn doing wanka,shege!
Phones / Re: Ten Things You Didn't Know Your Smartphone Could Do by IQUIT(m): 6:05pm On Jul 15, 2021
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by IQUIT(m): 9:28am On Jul 14, 2021
LegendaryLover:
grin grin wink cheesy grin cheesy cheesy grin wink wink grin grin cheesy wink cheesy grin
betting no be am at all
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: FRSC Recruitment 2021/2022 - How to Apply by IQUIT(m): 7:19pm On Jul 13, 2021
zinaunreal:
grin grin grin One billion Nigerians will apply 200 million will be shortlisted Only lie Muhammed relations will be picked If I dey lie Apply
lolz, this one loud.

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