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exxell: NWANNE....... AMACHAZINA.... TAA... WERE NWAYOO DIA ONYE KA IBUDI SEF??

who be dis kwa?? bia enyi waa dia! Yu suppose dey ginger ursef up as per nwafo instead yu wan come here dey hate... Kpachara anyi gi o! Egbe belu ugo ebelu, nke si ibe ya ebena shud delete.

andyanders: This is complete demonic/spiritual problem. It is not normal hence you needed deliverance as a way out of this, if not, you gonna have a problem in future.

there goes another religious robot...garbage in -- garbage out. Smh

Kzinne: is it ur business? people come here to ask all sorts of questions- how to go to the toilet, how to eat, how to toast a girl, how to get a husband- and yet the jobless mods wud put it on frontpage

if yu've got nothin to learn from or add to this thread other than being a destructive critic, pls zip it and park well sir.

nairaman66: The lady should be stingy with her punnano, in other to avoid too much babies!!

nwa bingo

ijeoma100: The Nigerian girl is as ugly as sin.

why didn't yu contest kwanu? ENWE

now that's a reason for giving the young ones a sound education...

my music & i...

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mrkels: Whatsapp is a 'rubbish' applocation...

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mrkels: Whatsapp is a 'rubbish' applocation...

mrkels: Whatsapp is a 'rubbish' applocation...

Jesus H. Christ! I hopefully hope this was a typo!

frederal: Tallest and ugliest

if yu have nothing positive to say, shut ur trap! I wonder what yu look like sef

I just can't wait to get out of this so called 'okada camp'. No toilet facilities talkless of bathrooms. The smell is so horrid. Presently i'm down with cough, headache and fever and the camp clinic....is just filled up with a couple clueless clowns that administer just paracetamol to forms of ailment that call @ their door. Just can't wait to gerauwt of this god-forsaken place.

I just can't wait to get out of this so called 'okada camp'. No toilet facilities talkless of bathrooms. The smell is so horrid. Presently i'm down with cough, headache and fever and the camp clinic....is just filled up with a couple clueless clowns that administer just paracetamol to forms of ailment that call @ their door. Just can't wait to gerauwt of this god-forsaken place.

Ligxy: Hope you'll be able to finish early today. Good luck

thanks dear.

Philipmems: Probably because most Nigerians lack the basic first aid technique in handling gun shot wounds, Secondly, if you take him to the hospital you would have to get a police report meaning you might be detained by the police. You would also need to deposit some money at the hospital before proper medical attention will be given to the victim. the police might cook up a story to suit them thereby tagging you as an accomplice to armed robbery... the list is endless.. my broda

the system is whacked!

psoto: Reporting from Iseyin, Oyo State.
I really suffered yesterday o (No exaggeration).
Had τ̅☺ carry ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ box on ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ head,
And queued inside the sun,
Amidst coughing, sneezing and sweating.
Thank God I secured accommodation sha.
That was the only thing I was able τ̅☺ do.
Barely slept for two hours.
Good Luck τ̅☺ you all.

eeyah, sorry for the stress, it's part of the xperience but it's good yur thru with that registration stress.. Wish yu a wonderful camp experience.

Mehn! This registration stress is unwarranted o! If i had known it will be like this, i wudn't have bothered coming till today. But anyway shaa looking on the bright side it was fun getting to interact with other 'prospective' corpers and best of all was sleeping on the open ground guys coming up with different kinds of funny sleeping patterns! Anyway, at this time, i'm currently in line with hundreds more others, waiting to proceed with the registration that is set to commence by 8'o clock. Keeping the morale high, this is IRONBEN reporting out live from NYSC orientation camp, Okada, Edo state. Over and out!

Mehn! This registration stress is unwarranted o! If i had known it will be like this, i wudn't have bothered coming till today. But anyway shaa looking on the bright side it was fun getting to interact with other 'prospective' corpers and best of all was sleeping on the open ground guys coming up with different kinds of funny sleeping patterns! Anyway, at this time, i'm currently on line with hundreds more, waiting to proceed with the registration. Keeping the morale high, this is IRONBEN reporting live from NYSC orientation camp, Okada. Over and out!

And hey, Lunchilite yu are a darling. Tnx 4 the info..

Got posted to edo. On my way to okada now from Onitsha. Let's have fun peeps coz it's only once in a lyf time.. 07032658499

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BENUE: ?
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DELTA: Luixa, Son-yeah
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ZAMFARA: Ridwan,

KD Chillin'

I appreciate the amount of efforts that have gone into creating this big list.

Pls concerned mods take note, my name is IRONBEN not IRONBET. Thank you.

Hi peeps, name is Benneth Ejike from UNIZIK, finally i got posted to Edo state. I will like to write a few words of thanks to wonderful folks like GC, Psoto, Abasufi and many more others that have kept this forum alive and fun-filled. I wish us all a safe & wonderful service year.
I love you all.

Nuezha: FROM EXPERIENCE, a girl can only talk shamelessly like that when you've CLIMBED her. You're a disgrace if you ever did that.

'FROM EXPERIENCE' that part got me wondering...

Toaskarity: oh ok jst to make sure its not near my village

Just because it isn't near your village, so that makes it 'oh ok'?? Honestly, i think yur mind can't get any narrower than this! Smh

Hi peeps, i finally saw my call-up no now.. 20121868** (after sitting @ home for a year). Ejike Benneth of Sociology dept. reporting live from UNIZIK. One love people. But finally na God shaa..

CY09: dem no go wan hang for iroko tree na!

now that got me laffing

Gods-child:
Bros, calm down...Whether they like it or not, our names are on the lists by GOD's grace!...Please regulate your heartbeat sir....Lol!

Kind words GC, but honestly one can't help not feeling a lil bit nervous/excited..

Peepz i'm still awaiting info from UNIZIK.. I swear my heart beat has increased a notch since i woke up this morning.

tick tock tick tock tick tock....

Nawa o! the other time na one female athlete carry Mrs Obama, and now this.. Next na my turn jaarer and na the 1st daughter(malia) naim me go carry. Wetin sef?!

this baby could break the fastest swimming record in future... Look @ his feet....so cute #smiles#

Incred: End time.
There might b 77

there goes another religious fanatic... SMH

crackhouse: my dear u are too blessed to be a driver. Don't allow the devil to deceive u, cos that's not God's plan for u, and stop rejoicing over it, o.k. U may not understand me.

what is wrong with you?? A guy is actually working towards earning a decent living and you are here garbling trash! Na until wen he carry gun go for block yu for express naim devil no dey decieve am smh

crackhouse: my dear u are too blessed to be a driver. Don't allow the devil to deceive u, cos that's not God's plan for u, and stop rejoicing over it, o.k. U may not understand me.

what is wrong with you?? A guy is actually working towards earning a decent living and you are here garbling trash! Na until wen he carry gun go for block yu for express naim devil no dey decieve am smh

monex: i weep for Nigeria with comments like this. I really hope you are joking. and I am a southern & Christian Nigerian

check out the dude's facebook profile via his email add and yu'd begin to understand how misguided he's been. [ifedubat@gmail.com.]

monex: i weep for Nigeria with comments like this. I really hope you are joking. and I am a southern & Christian Nigerian

check out the dude's facebook profile via his email add and yu'd begin to understand how misguided he's been. [ifedubat@gmail.com.]