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There are different forms of illness.

Have you met a 24-year-old woman that is just 2 feet tall?

I bring to you Jyoti Amge, an Indian woman notable for being the world's smallest living woman in the world according to Guinness World Records.
Amge’s height is due to a form of dwarfism called achondroplasia. It is a genetic disorder that affects bone growth, causing short stature and disproportionately short limbs. She was declared the shortest woman in the world in 2001 at the age of 18. At that time, she weighed just 11 pounds!

Jyoti Amge (2 ft 0.6 in) and Sultan Kösen (8 ft 2.82 in) met up in Egypt for a photoshoot and the resulting pictures are amazing! The project was organized by the Egyptian tourism promotion board, and it’s safe to say it is garnering quite a bit of attention.

Howbeit, she looks roughly the size of Kosen’s shoes!

And who is Sultan Kosen?

Sultan Kosen is a Kurdish man from Turkey, born 10 December 1982
he has 4 siblings (3 brothers and a sister) who are of normal height, he's abnormal growth was as a result of a condition known as acromegaly caused by a tumour affecting his pituitary gland. (is a disorder that results from excess growth hormone (GH) after the growth plates have closed. The initial symptom is typically enlargement of the hands and feet. There may also be enlargement of the forehead, jaw, and nose. Other symptoms may include joint pain, thicker skin, deepening of the voice, headaches, and problems with vision. Complications of the disease may include type 2 diabetes, sleep apnea, and high blood pressure).
His stature is such that he uses crutches in order to walk.

Sultan Kösen is the Guinness World Record for the tallest living male at 251 centimetres (8 ft 2.82 in).

Sultan Kosen poses with his wife Merve Dibo on October 27, 2013, in Mardin during his wedding ceremony.

In 2010, Kösen started treatment for his pituitary tumour at the University of Virginia Medical School and was provided with medication to control his excessive levels of growth hormone. It was confirmed in March 2012 that the treatment had been effective in halting Kösen's growth.


Source: https://parroteye..com.ng/2018/02/worlds-tallest-man-and-smallest-woman.html

Simi and Cobhams ...

Michael Dimeji a.ka Lamu... voice of UnilagFM anchored the program with a beautiful lady..

1. John Ogah Performing his latest singles- Uncle Suru...

2. Simply Simi coming on stage

3. Simi live on Stage, entertaining us with her sweet voice!

More pics from the event--- Stanbic Ibtc Leadership Youth Conference-

Stanbic IBTC Youth Leadership Series.- #AgainstTheOdds

JAN 25 2018 was quite an interesting day for the attendees of the Youth Leadership Series- organized by Stanbic Ibtc.
Keynote Speakers were real survivors of life's tragedy.


1.. Kechi Okwuchi- One of the two Survivors of the Sosoliso Plane Crash in 2005.
After 100 Surgeries, #AgainstTheOdds Went on to graduate with a First Class degree from the University of Thomas Houston. The United States.
Also emerged finalist in America's Got Talent- 2017.

2. Cobhams Asuquo, though born blind went #AgainstTheOdds to become one of the best songwriter/music producer in Nigeria.

3. Miss Member Feese.- UN House (Abuja) Bomb Survivor.
She was unconscious for over a month, she was given 3% chance of survival... #AgainstTheOdds she's living not only to share her story but to advocate for victims of bomb blast.

1. Denmark


If you aren't going to have a kid for your own family, Danes are told, at least do it for Denmark.

No, literally, do it for Denmark.

The small Nordic country has such a low fertility rate — about 1.73 children per woman — that Spies Rejser, a Danish travel company, has come up with ingenious incentives to persuade women to get pregnant.

First, it offered to provide three years' worth of baby supplies to couples who conceived on a vacation booked through the company.

Now it has come up with a sexy campaign video titled "Do it for Mom," which guilt trips couples into having kids to give their precious mothers a grandchild.


2. Russia

Vladimir Putin once brought Boyz II Men to Moscow to rile men up right before Valentine's Day.

Can anyone blame him? As Tech Insider recently reported, the country is experiencing a perfect demographic storm. Men are dying young. HIV/AIDS and alcoholism are crippling the country. And women aren't having babies.

The problem got so bad that in 2007 Russia declared September 12 the official Day of Conception.

On the Day of Conception, people get the day off to focus on having kids. Women who give birth exactly nine months later, on June 12, win a refrigerator.


3. Japan


Japan's fertility rate has been below replacement since 1975.

To offset that decades-long trend, in 2010 a group of students from the University of Tsukuba introduced Yotaro, a robot baby that gives couples a preview of parenthood.

If men and women begin thinking of themselves as potential fathers and mothers, the students theorized, they'll feel emotionally ready to take a stab at the real thing.


4. Romania

The 1960s in Romania were a perilous time for couples.

Population growth flatlined, prompting the government to impose a 20% income tax for childless couples and to implement provisions that made divorce nearly impossible.

The idea was: If you weren't contributing to the communist state by creating future laborers, you had to contribute with dollars instead.

The 1980s weren't much better, however — women faced forced gynecological exams that were performed by "demographic command units" to ensure pregnancies went to term. When Romanian leadership changed in 1989, the brutal policy finally came crashing down. But at 1.31 children per woman, the fertility rate is still well below replacement.

5. Singapore

Singapore has the lowest fertility rate in the world, at just 0.81 children per woman.

On August 9, 2012, the Singaporean government held National Night, an event sponsored by the breath-mint company Mentos, to encourage couples to "let their patriotism explode."

The country has also placed a limit on the number of small one-bedroom apartments available for rent to encourage people to live together and, presumably, procreate.

Each year the government spends roughly $1.6 billion on programs to get people to have more sex.

6. South Korea

On the third Wednesday of every month, South Korean offices shut their lights off at 7 p.m. It's known as Family Day.

With a fertility rate of just 1.25 children per woman, the country takes any steps it can to promote family life — even offering cash incentives to people who have more than one child.




7. India
India as a whole has no problem with fertility — the country's ratio of 2.48 children per woman is well above replacement.

But the number of people in India's Parsis community is dwindling — it shrank from roughly 114,000 people in 1941 to just 61,000 in 2001, according to the 2001 census.

That problem led to a series of provocative ads in 2014, including one that read "Be responsible — don't use a condom tonight." Another, geared toward men who lived at home, asked, "Isn't it time you broke up with your Mum?"

The ads seem to be working: By the latest measure, the population has inched back to 69,000.


8. Italy

With a fertility rate of 1.43 — well below the European average of 1.58 — Italy has taken a controversial approach to encourage citizens to have more kids.

As Bloomberg reports, the country has been running a series of ads reminding Italians that time might be running out and that kids don't just come from nowhere.

"Beauty knows no age, fertility does," one ad said. "Get going! Don't wait for the stork," another said.

Couples haven't responded positively to the guilt trip. Francesco Daveri, a professor of economics at Università Cattolica del Sacro Cuore, has called the ads a failure.

9. Hong Kong


With a fertility rate of just 1.18 children per woman, Hong Kong faces the same challenge as many industrialized countries: Without enough young people to replace aging citizens, populations are dwindling and economic growth is slowing.

In 2013, the country proposed giving cash handouts to couples to encourage them to have kids.

The idea took its cue from Singapore, where parents receive a "baby bonus" of about $4,400 for their first two children and $5,900 for their third and fourth.

But in Hong Kong, the plan never came to life.

Source- http://www.businessinsider.com/countries-that-want-people-to-have-more-sex-2016-9?IR=T/#hong-kong-9

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So sad!

By Evelyn Usman LAGOS—Mrs Anita Ekpeyong narrowly escaped death after she was beaten comatose and thrown inside a well by a man that she said refused to pay her the N3,000 bargained for sex. Vanguard gathered that the woman, who lives in an uncompleted building at Aladura Mosque Street, White Sand, Isheri Oshun, Lagos, with her husband, Ifeanyi, and their two children, left their abode two weeks ago, after informing her family that she was going to charge her mobile phone.

According to her, on the way to charge her phone, a man she identified as Isaac requested to take her home for sex, with an agreement to pay her N3,000. Trouble, however, started for the mother of two following Isaac’s refusal to pay her the agreed sum after having sex with her in his one-room apartment at 4, Kilanko Street, White Sand, Isheri Oshun. An argument, which degenerated into scuffle, ensued during which Isaac threw Anita inside a well, abandoning her to die. Brought out of the well A passer-by said to have been alerted by shouts for help from the well, raised the alarm and Anita was rescued. Ekpeyong was, thereafter, rushed to two private hospitals in the area, unconscious, but was rejected. She was then taken to the Isolo General Hospital by the Police, where she was treated for a week before being transferred to another hospital, where she underwent another round of treatment before she was discharged, weekend. During interrogation, she said: “I did not know the man before. He only stopped me and asked how much I would take for the service and I said N3,000. But when he finished he refused to pay. “Rather, he threatened to kill me and dump my body in the bush. He started dragging me out of his house and at the same time hit me on my head. “He collected my Nokia Android phone and the money I had earlier worked for. He covered my mouth with cloth to prevent me from shouting and gave me a hard fist on my jaw, which forced a tooth to fall off. “He dragged me out of his compound to about five buildings away from his. At a point, I was so weak and passed out. The next time I opened my eyes, I found myself inside a well. “The luck I had was that the water level was just up to my chest. That was when I yelled for help.” At press time, the suspect, Isaac, was still on the run. Vanguard observed during a visit to his apartment that the only property he had was a bed. His rent expired in March—Suspect’s landlord His landlord, identified simply as Okwuchukwu, stated that the victim’s rent had long expired and that he had issued him notice to quit. He said: “He moved into this house in January 2016. His rent expired at the end of March 2017. Since then he has not paid a kobo. The notice to quit issued him expired in October. I have taken him to several places to ensure he leaves my house. “While we are still on that issue, I came back home from work on December 12 only to be informed that he brought a married woman home, slept with her and instead of paying her, beat her and threw her inside a well.” Vanguard gathered that Lagos State Police Command has intensified effort in search of the fleeing suspect.

Read more at: https://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/12/housewife-battered-thrown-inside-well-man-refused-pay-n3000-sex/

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2. Small doctor performing...

More photos

Hellen Paul a.ka Tatafo, AY, 9ice, The Remedies, Small Doctor performing at the Lemon Party held by Adron Homes on the 17th of December 2017 at the All Seasons Plaza Agidingbi, Ikeja.

And why would you want to kill them all? Are you a terrorist?

BornAgainMay:
yes, I can pay even Hundred thousand to meet with them but on d condition, That I have equipped myself with Bomb to kill them all.....

1. Folorunso Alakija

2. Asiwaju Bola Tinubu

3. Alhaji Aliko Dangote

4. Vice President Of Nigeria

5. Chief Olusegun Obasanjo

6. Lagos State Governor

7. Ibukun Awosika

8. Fela Durotoye

9. Kemi Adeosun

10. King Sunny Ade

11. Hajia Aisha Buhari

12. Ooni of Ife, Oba Ogunwusi

13. Femi Otedola

14. Alhaji Sayyu Idris Dantata


15. Babatunde Fowler

16. Tunde Folawiyo

17. Orji Uzor Kalu Chisom

18. Cosmos Maduka

19. Jimoh Ibrahim

20. Jim Ovia

21. Pascal Dozie

22. Oba Otudeko

23. Alhaji Kesington Adebutu

24. Dele Fajemirokun

25. Chief Cletus Ibeto

26. Tony Ezenna

27. Omotola Jolade Ekeinde

28. Leo Stan Ekeh

29. Fola Adeola

30. Kunle Soriyan

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Indeed, Life is in phases while men are in sizes ...
I wish you good luck

Remember, I said .. take home to mamma lady.. It's only a slay queen that would tell a guy that..

abdeiz:
Nah...not even once, instead what I got was 'Are you crazy?'

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Tyrabarbara:
if i advise you now, they will say i'm bad.

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bros, sometimes you get distracted by boobs and yan**Sh na

joeeee240:
YOU BE MUMU OF MUMUS 4 YEARS? OBOY COMOT HERE

Papiikush:
She is dating some Nigga far away?

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purem:
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Imkashybaby must be a Super doper Coach then...

Hey guys, with no holds barred, I will like to know how you felt when a lady tells you 'why did it take you this long?' when you propose to her.

There was this lady I took out over the weekend, while we were eating, I expressed my feelings to her and she asked the question... why did it take you this long?

I was short of words and was beating about the bush...

I actually met her lady four years ago, she's a take home to mama kind of girl but she's not physical endowed (my preference is a lady with Barca defence and a good Arsenal in front)..

Due to that, I just shelved her.... now she said she's in a relationship but a distance one..

For the coaches in the house, how should I go about it?

And for the ladies too... kindly drop me one or two adv...ce

Why don't you go into laundry? You can get white cardboards, put your number, place them in strategic places around your school and get ready to work...

Fucklove:
Hello Good people of Nigeria. Please i wish to seek for help in my job hunting as a student to keep body and soul together. I'm ready to engage myself in any legit work that would get me paid in return.I'm a student of federal polytechnic oko, and to be sincere, getting a part-time work is not an easy task and I'm really tired of depending or borrowing from people around me.
Please any member here within the school environ or knows any available spot that i can engage myself while studying should be please fix me in. God bless

"It's Not Easy"

Lord have mercy
I remember the day I called mama on the telephone
I told her mama I'm getting married
I could hear her voice on the other side of the telephone she was smiling
And she asked me a question that I proudly answered
She said son did you take time to know her
I said mama she's the best
But today it hurts me so
To go back to mama and say mama I'm getting divorced
Oh I'm getting divorced

This choice I made didn't work out the way I thought it would
This choice I made
It hurts me so mama
This choice I made didn't work out the way I thought it would
This choice of mine Oh mama said to me

[Chorus x2:]
It's not easy to understand it son
But I hope you'll make it
You'll be happy again

I remember in church
When the preacherman read the scriptures
You look so beautiful so beautiful and so innocent
I did not know that behind that beauty
Lies the true colors that will destroy me in the near future

This choice I made didn't work out to be what I thought it would be
Oooh mama
This choice I made didn't work out the way I thought it would
Now I'm hurting

I remember when I held you
By the hand preacherman read the scriptures
Putting words in your mouth

Maybe what the preacherman said was not something that was within you
Now I know what they mean when they say

Beautiful woman is another man's plaything
Oh Lord I'm hurting now

This choice I made didn't work out the way I thought it would
This choice of mine Oh mama said to me

[Chorus]
It's not easy to understand it son
But I hope you'll make it

I will add you up on whatsapp now. Thanks

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If you're afraid of heights, look away. A man in China tried fleeing a hotel bill by escaping through a high-rise window, and climbing onto thin telephone wires to get to another building all the way across the street.

Unfortunately, he appears to have underestimated how difficult that would be, and he's seen struggling to keep his balance, even swinging his body over the swaying wire to anchor it.

Eventually, he ends up trapped between two wires, dangling at a height estimated to be around the 19th floor, based on video footage.

https://youtu.be/7LapyVJpgJU

The incident in Guizhou, China, was captured by multiple stunned onlookers, and shared widely on Chinese social media.

The official China Daily points out that he was swinging quite near to a bunch of high-voltage power lines, and that it was fortunate he didn't come into contact with one.

He was eventually rescued by firefighters, and escorted away by the police. It's unknown how big the bill was.

The founder of Zara briefly knocked out Bill Gates to become the richest person in the world

Here are seven things to know about the elusive billionaire:
1. The 81-year old is publicity shy and eschews interviews
Earlier on, so few photos existed of him, that even his investors "awkwardly confused him with other staff," according to The Economist.
2. He's frugal
Ortega reportedly frequents the same coffee shop every day and eats lunch in his company's cafeteria.
3. He started from nothing
Ortega, who was born in León, Spain, never graduated from high school. He worked for a tailor as a boy and set out on his own in his 20s, selling bathrobes and lingerie with his late first wife Rosalia Mera, according to CNBC.
4. He was always innovative
Ortega and Mera opened the first Zara in 1975. By 1976, they had their first computer to track sales. That was an integral part of Zara's quick turnaround business model, which Ortega instituted from the beginning. Early on he insisted the system be nimble enough to be able to restock any store within 48 hours and turn designs into clothing within 10 days.
5. He has a personal management style
Even as Zara grew into Inditex, which was created to house other lines as well as textile design, production and distribution companies, Ortega "never had his own office, desk or desktop computer, preferring to direct his firm while standing with colleagues in a design room of Zara Woman, the flagship line," according to The Economist.
6. He's a titan
Inditex went public in 2001. Ortega owns about 59 percent of the company, which has a $103 billion market cap. Today, the company includes brands like Bershka, Massimo Dutti, Pull&Bear and Stradivarius.
7. He's tireless
Ortega reportedly went 25 years without taking a vacation. And, despite stepping down as chairman of Inditex in 2011, Ortega continued to go to the office every day to sit with his young designers and buyers.