MariaLavina:



The nagging continues ...

Pass me some of the popcorn abeg

victorian:








You get luck it's cheating. At least u can still touch and all.

Me? na breakup! Straight up!

If your delivery in the relationship is not on point!

Lol.

Good Morning dear

AmazonHippolyta:
At least you have agreed that that is what they want in a relationship. Hope you all will not complain and call them leeches and goldiggers when they start asking for money?
Nigerian men are the reasons why ladies ask for money because they believe money is the only thing they can offer a woman

True

Kingsteve:


She didn't like me from out of the blues.
Most times, you gotta work for that greenlight.
You gotta make her like you.

I asked one of my Fulani friends...is it possible for a lady to eventually like a guy she initially turned down, after seeing a different side to his personality.
She answered...yes!
Does that mean anything to you?

You asking a woman for validation is the most weakest ever.

Is like asking a woman you are intersted in " Am I handsome"?

BossDante:


Lol. Woman right activist. So this is the stunt you can come up with thinking it would get you pussies? LAME. Of course, I know not everyone can possess deep intelligence, and of cos most people hate what the don't possess cos it's the easy route, since they can't instead chanel it into developing themselves. From reading comments of an individual it's very easy to know the deep and intelligent ones and also the shallow and dumb ones, you my brother falls under the latter category. I wonder why ubunja even takes his time to reply some of you, guess he knows his reply massage your egos and he just wanna be of service to all humanity. Me, I don't have time for such luxury. If you like come and rant trash under my post, that's your headache. Fuccc boy.. had the nerves to talk about me. Social media be giving some of you powers tho

. You are wicked guy. at bolded tho

Actually the guy is dumb.I dont think he's a guy. Probably a woman who feel pain about ubunja revealing their game, and then hiding under that dumb moniker. The truth is I learnt all these things ubunja is saying from a woman.

Kingsteve:
ubunja, this got my attention:


Like seriously?
Is this what the miseducation have been reduced to?
Smh

I swear...I pity your disciples.
You guys all exude lack of confidence.
And besides, why is your moniker registered as a female gender?

Methinks you seriously have issues with women due to your past experiences with them.
It's psychological...I can see through!
You may probably need counseling..no jokes!

I really pity grown men on here who would sheepishly follow your lead.
Like the poster above me, who has already adopted the: 'No Green Light, No Approach' slogan as his signature.

Reeks of weakness & lack of confidence.
Just stop misleading people and wake up to reality!

Nothing's gonna change in the wooing game, eapecially in this part of the world.
It is what it is!
If at all something's gonna change, it will be full grown men, all of a sudden, acting like sissies and chickening out in the presence of women.
All thanks to the miseducation of Ubunja!

If you don't mind me asking...
How old are you?

You reek more of weakness guy. When are you people gonna stop worshipping women? Some people even supplicate to women much more than they do to God. I was amazed the day a woman told me she love the ego trippping she derive from turning guy down,and always like men coming to her and woo her.She told me the rate at which stupid men worship and take craps from women these days all because of pussy is amazing. I couldnt talk that day.she retain the ones that are good looking and get money too. Ubunja is right on this. He might have other areas where hes not always right, but mehn not this

olasuky:


I dont think so. If they wanted to drop you, dey wud nt hav allowed you to take the test sef once they sighted your docs. I think the likely reason is this...
There is a limited number of pple dat can do AC per day. When i did mine, we were just 9 for the mornin session. And i think dats the number dey schedule on the average per session. About 8 or 9 people. Soo dat means they can schedule just 16-18 per day and split them into 2 sessions. So, its in batches basically. So, in view of dat, The fact that you and Mr. A submitted docs on d same day would not automatically translate to having AC on the same day. I m not sure of this explanation o, so dont take it too seriously, but its likely right. So, hopefully you will be among the next batch of invitees.

By the way tho, How did u do the documentation?? In person or mail?? And if by mail, did they aknowledge receipt of the mail?
If they dint acknowledge it, you might wanna send them a mail ASAP

Thank u so much. I like ur giving spirit. See the way u took ur time to explain things. Between, I received their call just few minutes ago

debichinsky:


I was called too.. Audit

Pls I also had my documentations on June 17 and I picked audit but I've never been called for AC. Is it that they're dropping people after documentation or what

[quote author=olatoke25 post=79941699]Who else got a call from kpmg for assessment center [/quote
Pls I also had my documentations on June 17 and I picked audit but I've never been called for AC. Is it that they're dropping people after documentation or what

olatoke25:

17th of June

Pls I also had my documentations on June 17 and I picked audit but I've never been called for AC. Is it that they're dropping people after documentation or what

The pastor is handsome. Women will kill to fuvk an handsome man anytime

Abfinest007:
will their dance reduce d price of garri in the market

No, but it can improve your sense

godwingold:
Why is it questionable?

You are correct guy. Disregard him.

kfrosh:
Having a first class don't make them super humans. It only means they learn and assimilate faster than their average peer. They also have the mental capacity to ace exams. You can be brilliant or smart and still not be at that top level of spoken and written English. It doesn't mean they are not good in their field of study.

Remember, English is just a language.

Don't mind the idiot. The guy was right

bluefilm:


Didn't you see what I highlighted in bold there?

What the eff do you mean by "more rich"?

That's not the type of grammar one would normally expect from a first class graduate.

That's why your own first class is highly questionable.

Instead of you to open your brain and learn,you were castigating him for being right.

Why on earth will you use More + 'er ' ?

More rich' is the correct one, and not 'More richer.

RiyaGoddess, Let me have a taste of that thing you carry for back. I will hold on to it like my life depend on it

This thing is confusing me. All my female friends have been raped. Anytime I meet a girl,and we're about to get down, she will tell me she's no longera virgin as either her dad, uncle or cousin has raped her. Please what is happening

FynGuy:
The test was....

How was it like Pls.

I didn't study accounting nor economics related course but I was called. Hope this isn't an issue

I didn't study accounting nor economics related course but I was shortlisted for the test. Should I give it a try? Won't I be disqualified later because of my course

You people must really be some genius. How did you pass the dreaded test KPMG gave us that day?. I'm sure they themselves can't do that test and pass. I think some of you already have that question

datascience:
I wouldn't say be hopeful. I would rather say be open minded. You may not even get regret mail does not mean you would get success mail. Its in their discretion.

Datascience, were you shortlisted for the nnpc interview?

adakole4:

I am interested in this and how do I start?

Me too

Omamuzo7:

Who be dis professor wen sabi all of us pass ourself. U sound more or less like someone dat was not shortlisted for d test. Do u really have to insult everybody just to show off.
Well if ur 3rd class graduate most of us aren't. We left with honours, some with awards and some with medals. So learn to see beyond ur nose.
because we do typographical errors mostly caused by our fone spelling suggestion nd d fact dat we dnt really care much about it too dos not make us ur 3rd classmates.
[b][/b]NNPC is for now transperant. No illegalities yet. Who stopped u from having a person self? Even dos dat have, dey can't influence it self.
Nothing we no go see o

Really? The reason they leave qualified two -one graduated and randomly selected 3rd class.

Emzenoz:

Bros, Your english shows that you are a first class graduate from university of Ibadan

No I has a two-one graduates from futa. And believe it I says that no one of the first Class in that skul or two-one can do better than me. It was surprise that most people talking here cannot stand closed to me.

Thread fulled of 3rd cls graduates, only lucky 2 b cled 4 tests cos dey sabi person

Burchester:


Lol, so nnpc cannot pay your salary. Nothing you wont hear for nairaland

Yeah, I really mean this. They can't pay my salary, that's just it. I applied just to help Nigeria and nnpc. I actually have one chemical like this, that can increase the nnpc yield. And I want to use my smart brain to help them too, as I was one of the best in my school (UNIBEN). coupled with the fact that I have a handsome face any girl will kill for. You can now see why nnpc need me?

I'm sorry guys for being a nuisance here the past days. I was just pained about the whole nnpc stuffs. Not like they can really pay my salary really, my intentions were just to help them improve the company. That was why I applied in the first place. I believe I'm bigger than nnpc and they can't handle smart brain like me.

All the best guys

datascience:


Check your brain bros

I dont know how profile of someone like you was even viewed not to talk of getting invited sef. Even with your first class coupled with the MSC., you still cannot match my 2'1.It is obvious from the way you discredit others here

Bodylicious:
Am tired of waiting ..God should hear our prayers. This job is so important to me....

You guys sef. God will help you o. I could remember some weeks back when NNPC didnt shotlist me for test, i almost kill myself despite how good, smart and intelligent I am. I even had a 2'1 o. Some people here with a 3rd class were even shortlisted. This recruitment already reeks of biasness.