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Agbalumo.

So sad as d death fails to leave him. Kujore!!!. Rest in peace.

Take two or one of this bug nd throw it to any river around u. U will not see it in ur room anymore.

Report her behavior to her father nd begin to look for a better girl which can offer u peace of mind nd all u need, abandon her with all her attitudes .God will bless u with money that will make ur life more happier.

No power supply, this will affect their operations, as they will spend much on diesel ng generator.

Pls use Mtn , is d best in fast browsing.

Toyota cars, u will not regret buying d car.

This is too much.

At my area Idi Aba/Kemta housing estate it is very poor 2hours in every three days or four days .

My Tecno Camon c8 use to shut down and re starts by it self during browsing or when making call. pls what happen to d phone.

We shall wait to see d method use to fix d students to all d universities.

Kindly help me ,which phone is the best between Tecno camon cx air and Infinix Hot 4 pro in terms of battery, pictures ,Ram, and memory .

He can not do it alone know, after many years back without cabinet .He want to use them on credit ,abi he has got special allocation to pay them know .Let wait nd see.

This is too bad, Those custom officer's should limit there action at checking point. They add to food problem we a facing in d country.

Pls help, My Techno canon C8 use to switch off and re started by itself when browsing ,what can I do .

*WHO WAN DIE?*
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*Police:* Paaarrk! Wey ur particulars?
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*Me:* Here they are.
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*Police:* They are incomplete.
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*Me:* Check them well, they are complete
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*Police:* Do u want to teach me my work? By the way where u dey come from by this time of the night?
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*Me:* I go burial
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*Police:* Who die?
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*Me:* Na one Policeman
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*Police:* Wetin kill am?
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*Me:* He collect juju money from one driver for check point and him hand come swell he come die.
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*Police:* Na ur friend?
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*Me:* No
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*Police :* Your relation?
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*Me:* No
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*Police:* Wetin you come go do for the burial?
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*Me:* I go remove the money from the dead man hand.
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*Police:* Wetin concern you for the matter
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*Me:* Na me be the native doctor wey do the juju
*(The policeman was staring at me now)*
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*Me:* Oga police, I beg I don tire, make I find u something make u let me dey go.
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*Police:* Police is ur friend, we no dey collect bribe again. Have a nice day.
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*Me:* Thank u same to u

A driver was driving his boss to airport, the boss noticed that he forgot an important document at home, so he went back home, his wife was bathing with a soap on her face, the husband tip-toed and touched her boobs, the wife responded, you've dropped my stupid husband so fast? Dont rush we've the whole weekend to spend together, am praying for him to have a plane crash so that I can enjoy you till the end of my life! She notice the person was quiet, she washed her face and saw her husband standing in front of her. ....katakata don burst.

The motive behind all d bombing by this useless and heartless boko haram is not clear to me.,because they target where people are plenty either Muslim or xtian . God pls deliver us from all d action of this evil men.

It's only when a mosquito lands on your *Testicles or Nipples* that you realize that there is always a way to solve a problem without violence. Gud evni

SOME UNCLES CAN BE SO WICKED SHA!!!

Wale was working in the farm when a scorpion bit his finger.
He came home crying and told his uncle about it.
The neighbors advised that Wale should put his finger inside his uncle's wife vagina, to neutralize the poison, if not Wale will die. Indeed it worked when he did that.
After 3 days,Wale was healed.
A week later he came home again crying that a scorpion has bitten his penis. His uncle watched him angrily and shouted, 'Nonsense! You are mad! This time you will die!!!'

Pls is d uncle not wicked ?

For a laugh
A pastor announced, "If you know your wife is controlling you, move to the left". All the men in the church moved to left except one man. The pastor was amused and asked," How come your wife can't control you?" The man quietly replied, "it's my wife who told me not to move"...=))

The importer of this guns should be fish out and prosecuted according to d law of d country.

The black and White photo. The camera which have three angle stand . Pls can somebody testify to this.

This is not real corpers uniform, this is latest Asewo corpers uniform.

Thank Almighty God .

The woman is not working, she don't know how hard to get money , U can choose either ur life or woman ,but remember if she kill u life continue .

God b our all round protector all d time.

No any sign here in Abeokuta as at now.

Taking once life is not d solution.This step is too much.RIP

This is show of madness.

No ,it should not b allow at all for security reason pls.