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Romance › Re: I Broke Her Heart Now I Want Her To Forgive Me by isalegan2: 1:58am On Mar 31, 2011

Dude, sounds like it's your own guilt that's holding you back.

Go with your conscience. Acknowledge wrongdoing or atone however you can, and then, stop blocking your own happiness.

Nairaland General › Re: Buzugee/Nairaland, So I Want To Talk About Living Abroad by isalegan2(op): 3:02pm On Mar 30, 2011

naijababe,
I made a post but spambit got me. You have to check my profile and click "show recent posts" to see it.

naijababe:
. . . use Yoru-bible or Alawiye (should be able to get these in any part of the SW) to teach them . . . .

Debosky is so slick and secretive. Who knows? It's probably him that wants the book.

debosky:
Abeg who knows where I can get Yoruba children's books? I have a friend in the abroad that wants to teach her kids. Apparently such books aren't sold in Onitsha.

Debosky,
Is it true about your good news? A little bird told me you are the proud papa of a new bouncing baby. Or, am I dreaming of Nairaland in my spare time? embarassed

Anyway, congrats and I'll keep your secret in case it doesn't jive with your rep. cheesy

Nairaland General › Re: Buzugee/Nairaland, So I Want To Talk About Living Abroad by isalegan2(op): 12:46pm On Mar 30, 2011

heeheehee. Don't Dare Me! Trash Talking 101 - It's all jokes cheesy

naijababe: Me, i 'm not just a badass awori chick, i be correct mushin babe to boot. . .

naijababe: and I’m going to go and change my NL sig to "I love Isale gangan"
isalegangan: hahaha. and i'm adding a location. you'll see.

naijababe: I’m kidding about the sig, ### will not let me hear the last of it and your boys might get jealous
isalegangan: Plausible Deniability. isalegangan is an area on the island. pfft!
naijababe: grin

naijababe: gotta go to bed now, work dey tomorrow
isalegangan: cool. check out my location
isalegangan: am gonna add "agege" too but it might be too much
naijababe: u don kill me now, i'm going to get you back, revenge is a dish best served cold remember.
isalegangan: hehehe.
isalegangan: he who laughs last laughs hardest! bring it!!!
naijababe: i'mma bring my A game o, prepare for war !
isalegangan: all my stories are true. i don kick big boys a.s.s plenty for surulere o. i be more than ajebutter girl.
naijababe: okay mo gbo aje olive oil
isalegangan: its good to be underestimated. pfft!
isalegangan: mushin or agege. cant hold a candle to isale gangan.
isalegangan: i use to see the omo onola kick b.u.tts. dont tell my dad, btw. lol
naijababe: sneerily mumbles : It's on!!!
isalegangan: hahaha
isalegangan: bring your people if you must. i'll round up mine. but i'll let you show me your A-game first.
naijababe: lol, bad a.s.s gidi ni e o
isalegangan: gidigbo for real.
isalegangan: soft punches are for si.s.sies
isalegangan: hahaha
naijababe: se emi lo bawi yen, (no worry i just need to get ### on my side tongue

isalegangan: feel free to pick your best 3 supporters. i'll even let you go first!
naijababe: ###, ### and wait for it. . . . . ###
isalegangan: that aint fair. we dont choose the opponent's beloved. not cool. i shall be contacting mr naijababe
isalegangan: you can have ###. i have a feeling hes a pu.s.sy
isalegangan: ### is an intellectual and if my suspicions are right an even softer ajebutter than me!
naijababe: sorry rules are rules, u said pick my best 3 supporters
isalegangan: ### will do an own goal for me. lady, you don fail before u even started!
isalegangan: u can have 'em. i aint scared!
isalegangan: hahaha. oh i get it. sorry they're all wussies.
isalegangan: i do think ### was prob omo ita from another life
isalegangan: hehehe.
Isalegangan: he still wont fight
naijababe: okay i think i'll go and get some mercs , oh! epiphany! ###!!!
isalegangan: ###. ###. the poonhound!
isalegangan: all i need is a couple of bountiful babes on the sidelines and he'll follow them home
naijababe: okay u win! i'm pus.s.y lol!!!
isalegangan: wait. why pay some bimbos? i'll just flip off my top for a minute that should disorient him
isalegangan: hahahaha
isalegangan: QUITTER!
naijababe: abi na wuss
isalegangan: just a little trash talking
isalegangan: and you folded like origami.
naijababe: FIGHTER ;p
isalegangan: i have a mind to post this on the thread. you and YOUR BOYS will never live it down.
naijababe: na only mouth i get na, u got me at "own goal"
isalegangan: this was fun.
naijababe: go on , i dare you and dont edit the part about your beloved o!!!
isalegangan: i bet u could have kicked my bu.t.t but you folded. must be the cold scotland air.
isalegangan: i shall do it. but i always edit!
isalegangan: hahahaha
naijababe: so who's the wuss now?
isalegangan: hehehehe.
isalegangan: go to bed, sis. alls well.

isalegangan: i cant promise you wont get a surprise when you wake up sha.
naijababe: i'm so scared!!!
naijababe: Goodnight, dont dream about me, dream only of a certain ###
isalegangan: you wanna start? again? you aint learn yet. its all good. me, i be tenacious and fortified!
naijababe: tongue

naijababe: Talk to you tomorrow Isale, wapa so gbo
isalegangan: kiss

isalegangan: yahoo smilies are ugly but you get a kiss anyway. dont expect to see it again
naijababe: yeah yeah, u know u love me alright tongue

Nairaland General › Re: Buzugee/Nairaland, So I Want To Talk About Living Abroad by isalegan2(op): 1:05pm On Mar 29, 2011

naijababe:
Eewooo!!!! Naijababe no sabi dodo o

Don't make me dig up links to posts where you threatened to kick peoples' butts o. Were you just talking tough? How did you get the name Bad-A.s.s Awori Chick? Fess up and shame the devil. tongue

I am still working on lyrics to these, so no worries.
http://www.youtube.com//v/1i7MaQPbSoA
http://www.youtube.com//v/DNpa7PrAvjI

In the meantime, tell us about your life in Kilt-land. Do you run into Naijas there? Do you go around kicking random people's arses? May I see your, "Kiss Me, I'm Awori" T-Shirt?

Nairaland General › Re: Buzugee/Nairaland, So I Want To Talk About Living Abroad by isalegan2(op): 12:58pm On Mar 29, 2011

Surviving Life Abroad, For Dummies
by Naijababe, a "Bad-A.s.s Awori Chick!"

Naijababe entertains your concerns on everything about living abroad, Naija-style!

We were talking about football, Arsenal, Wenger, and ~~that obnoxious little toad~~, that awesome Catalan, Cesc Fabregays (spit!) and whether Arsenal will catchup with ManU and take Premier League Cup this season.

Naijababe is having conniptions, heart palpitations just thinking about this. I am worried. grin

Travel › Re: ) by isalegan2(op): 12:11am On Mar 29, 2011

naijababe:
Eewooo!!!! Naijababe no sabi dodo o

Don't make me dig up links to posts where you threatened to kick peoples' butts o. Were you just talking tough? How did you get the name Bad-A.s.s Awori Chick? Fess up and shame the devil. tongue

Travel › Re: ) by isalegan2(op): 12:02am On Mar 29, 2011

We were talking about football, Arsenal, Wenger, and ~~that obnoxious little toad~~, that awesome Catalan, Cesc Fabregays (spit!) and whether Arsenal will catchup with ManU and take Premier League Cup this season.

Naijababe is having coniptions, heart palpitations just thinking about this. I am worried. grin

Travel › Re: ) by isalegan2(op): 11:56pm On Mar 28, 2011

This is the new thread.

You know what to do. cool

Travel › ) by isalegan2(op): 11:55pm On Mar 28, 2011*

Surviving Life Abroad, For Dummies

Foreign Affairs › Re: Mugabe Offers Gaddaffi Asylum by isalegan2: 2:41pm On Mar 28, 2011

cap28:
^^^^^^

thats my gurl

Yeah, right! cheesy

Politics does make strange bedfellows. tongue

(Just kidding o. I do believe Cap is happily married; No hanky panky. Are you hearing me, Jesoul?)

We don't agree on everything but when we do, watch out!

Either way, you always backup your position with facts. So, just keep coming with the knowledge and let the apologists wallow in it. cool

Nairaland General › Re: Buzugee/Nairaland, So I Want To Talk About Living Abroad by isalegan2(op): 8:02am On Mar 28, 2011

edited

Nairaland General › Re: Buzugee/Nairaland, So I Want To Talk About Living Abroad by isalegan2(op): 7:49am On Mar 28, 2011

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Nairaland General › Re: Buzugee/Nairaland, So I Want To Talk About Living Abroad by isalegan2(op): 3:23am On Mar 28, 2011

Story Story for naijababe (Part II)

Sis, ask and ye shall receive. cool

P.S. Look under your pillow for the message personally and instantly delivered by the tooth fairy. wink

edited

Nairaland General › Re: Buzugee/Nairaland, So I Want To Talk About Living Abroad by isalegan2(op): 2:36am On Mar 28, 2011

Mrs. naijababe,
holla!

I have a present.

Nairaland General › Re: Buzugee/Nairaland, So I Want To Talk About Living Abroad by isalegan2(op): 11:24pm On Mar 26, 2011

Story Story for naijababe

edited

Nairaland General › Re: Buzugee/Nairaland, So I Want To Talk About Living Abroad by isalegan2(op): 11:07pm On Mar 26, 2011

[quote author=Kilode?! link=topic=590933.msg7986357#msg7986357 date=1301079744]I was surprised about that too. but he's right. I kinda prefer my kid as the bully though grin

[/quote]I was more reacting to the "heart breaking" part. Didn't think hunter-warrior types have hearts to be broken. tongue

Anyway, I'm leaning to the idea that FStranger may be a pussycat pretending to be a lion. And there's nothing wrong with that.

And, no. No one wants their children to be victims, but I wouldn't prefer mine to be bullies, even if I had to choose. A victim can always win the moral war. cool

And they can always come back to right the wrong.

OAM4J:
Been through some spiritual experiences myself and have my doubts, but if I have to give up the beliefs I still have, dont see myself believing or worshiping any other thing but myself.

Something is lost in translation here. More like a statement I'd expect PhysicsDUD to make.

Nairaland General › Re: Buzugee/Nairaland, So I Want To Talk About Living Abroad by isalegan2(op): 9:04pm On Mar 26, 2011

Shey you want I post what I already have or you think it's best to wait to edit and do it in one go - the story story?

I am 1/2 done with lyrics of Aiye I.

But, here's a couple I did before.
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-569456.160.html#msg7385919
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-569456.192.html#msg7396605
For now, I'll just provide the link so as not to run afoul of NL spambot. I want to put all the lyrics in one place, maybe here, until I decide on a more fitting tribute to the man. Actually, I will revise completed lyrics to include Yoruba tonal markings on the vowels, to suit my own perfectionist (OCD) tongue

bent.

naijababe:
Ki lo fe fa tears, leyin ka mu aso ebi kade je iresi

Glad you see it my way. You won't even have to get your hands dirty. cool

Nairaland General › Re: Buzugee/Nairaland, So I Want To Talk About Living Abroad by isalegan2(op): 8:50pm On Mar 26, 2011

naijababe:
Memories, memories eh. You just transported me back to the eighties. RIP Alhaji Agba

E ma sukun o. Alhaji brought us so much joy and pride. I can't even put it into words. For me it's personal even. Mo ranti e dada; mo ri soju more times than I can count. Unassuming. Awesome guy! Worth his weight in gold. So, no tears o jare.

Anyway, e ma need tears yen fun bobo to n wahala mi yi. Eni to fe ku pade eni to ma paa. grin

Nairaland General › Re: Buzugee/Nairaland, So I Want To Talk About Living Abroad by isalegan2(op): 8:08pm On Mar 26, 2011

Sis,
You want story story, but I'm at this very moment transcribing the ingenious work of this brilliant Naija man nau. cheesy

You now I love him more than Kilode sef.

[flash=480,390]http://www.youtube.com//v/1i7MaQPbSoA&feature=player_embedded[/flash]

[flash=480,390]http://www.youtube.com//v/DNpa7PrAvjI&playnext=1&list=PLB8BD00416144E145[/flash]

Ki'le fe more than the other? tongue

Nairaland General › Re: Buzugee/Nairaland, So I Want To Talk About Living Abroad by isalegan2(op): 8:01pm On Mar 26, 2011

The woman called naijababe. Ni'bo l'ewa? grin

Nairaland General › Re: Buzugee/Nairaland, So I Want To Talk About Living Abroad by isalegan2(op): 8:33pm On Mar 25, 2011

[quote author=Kilode?! link=topic=590933.msg7986357#msg7986357 date=1301079744]"Akata" man can learn too: http://www.oyotunjiafricanvillage.org/?id=1 tongue

[/quote]The response was reflex action, o jare. People come here looking for my trouble and I give a little bit. angry

Like Chris Rock said, there are Ns and there are Black people.

Nairaland General › Re: Buzugee/Nairaland, So I Want To Talk About Living Abroad by isalegan2(op): 6:59pm On Mar 25, 2011

MandingoII:
sure, you will get the dusty looking rugrats, but will you get the DUDE to stick around and help you raise them. I SAY NO!

I would NEVER let an akata "man" get close enough to me to father my child, so no worries. tongue

Nairaland General › Re: Buzugee/Nairaland, So I Want To Talk About Living Abroad by isalegan2(op): 2:55pm On Mar 25, 2011

naijababe:
^ Was a muslim for the first 22 yrs of my life, attended Madrassa from about age 8 - 14. One of my older siblings then jammed the Ahlus-sunnah in Ife and all of us younger siblings got rail roaded into it. Damn, shyte was crazy! I'd happily have my child exposed to an ex-love-peddler than any devout whatever. It's brain washing and mind control of epic proportions although it wont or will never seem like it when it's going on considering its gradual nature

Oh, well. At least you qualified it with the "ex." With that, there might be a chance her soul still dey intact. grin

Seriously, I have no fear of brainwashing of my progeny. You still didn't answer whether you were in boarding school or separated from your parents for any length of time. I plan on having my children sleep in my home no matter what. If you see your kids evey day and talk to them, I don't see how anyone can get their tentacles into them. But, I heed the warning.

As I said, the kids may end up in public school anyway, or with some Osun-worshipping papi who does not believe in outside schooling at all. lipsrsealed

Interesting discussion overall. Grazie! Maybe a subject more Naija moms abroad are dealing with - choosing schools for their children.

Nairaland General › Re: Buzugee/Nairaland, So I Want To Talk About Living Abroad by isalegan2(op): 2:40pm On Mar 25, 2011

This breaks my heart every time I see this.

Ever considered Karate school or Boxing school?

naijababe:
Good luck to anyone wanting wusses, I'd pass on that, like i said I don't her want to be a wuss or bully, the middle way is perfectly fine . . .

Such nice schools though, do they let the bad evil monster kids really do any damage to the normal kids? We may have to go up to Granite Cirry and teach some kilt-wearing crackers a lesson. Naija style wink

Nairaland General › Re: Buzugee/Nairaland, So I Want To Talk About Living Abroad by isalegan2(op): 2:32pm On Mar 25, 2011

naijababe:
Faith schools? No thank you very much, indoctrination did all kinds of shyte to my brains (I'm serious o, infact there was time I certainly felt like I'd lost my marbles). If my kids decide to become jihadists or bible thumpers, it would be their own making and I wont helping them along in any way.

Am I confusing you with someone else who was in muslim school for a time?

Anyway, if you were in religious school, was it a boarding school? I just don't feel that the extreme experience you and Stranger (he mentioned it in another thread) had is typical of everyone. Granted, I felt my religious education was abbreviated, since I only attended such on a temporary part-time basis, and would prefer my children get a complete version. My choice of such a school (only while outside of Nigeria) would be because of a need for a more traditional and less frivolous surrounding and lifestyle for my children. It would be one of 3 options really. I live in America and would be trepidatious about the people my children would be around all day and every day. Call me closed-minded. grin

Now, if the dad was an Ifa, or any type of Yoruba religion, devotee, that'll be a whole 'nother kettle of fish. tongue

Nairaland General › Re: Buzugee/Nairaland, So I Want To Talk About Living Abroad by isalegan2(op): 2:03pm On Mar 25, 2011

armyofone:
isale, pls what is prep school (i thot it is no longer done in the US) and at what age do they start? is it the same as daycare?

homesch to certain age is great, oyinbo do that a lot.

Well, I don't have kids and haven't really had to deal with that yet. I was concerned I was confusing it with something else.

Naijababe has a child in one, so I will go with her definition.

Nairaland General › Re: Buzugee/Nairaland, So I Want To Talk About Living Abroad by isalegan2(op): 1:43pm On Mar 25, 2011

@naijababe:

Just to clarify, when I say prep school, I'm talking about those ridiculously expensive old money private schools, not just early education schools. huh

And, if I did homeschool, it would be very early on, hence "homeschool up to a certain age." You can still work while doing that. You could be home with them untll noon and leave them with granma, and then hubby takes over around 4pm. Then you're back by 6pm or so, to undo the damage he did. grin

I got it all figured out.

Anyway, we better stop. I think we'll scare the men from this thread something awful.

Nairaland General › Re: Buzugee/Nairaland, So I Want To Talk About Living Abroad by isalegan2(op): 1:31pm On Mar 25, 2011

naijababe:
Home schooling? That's mighty brave, I know for a fact that I don't have what it takes plus I could never be a homemaker as I absolutely love my job and I drove my hubby insane when I was forced to stay at home for maternity leave, he couldn't wait for me to return to work.

My daughter attends a sorta prep school now but I'm beginning to have my doubts in terms of other psychological impacts such environments can have on a child

I'm not opposed to it. I didn't mean to sound that way. I just try to stick with what I know and understand.

What are the psychological impact on a child attending a prep school? As long as you can afford it.

P.S. Absolutely no boarding school though. Never. That I will not waver on. In fact, my husband can waka go before I send my children to boarding school to be taken care of by strangers. angry

Nairaland General › Re: Buzugee/Nairaland, So I Want To Talk About Living Abroad by isalegan2(op): 1:28pm On Mar 25, 2011

I have rough draft that I abandoned last night.

I was gonna post it just for you for a moment, but am afraid of lurkers. So, I must revise it to acceptable standards for posting. embarassed

No hanky panky. Just want to shorten it and remove any personal identifiable stuff. wink

I'm not teasing you o.

BTW, I know one thing you left off your bio that FStranger may have missed, but I doubt - the part where you were a jihadist-in-training before you were a bible thumper. tongue

Nairaland General › Re: Buzugee/Nairaland, So I Want To Talk About Living Abroad by isalegan2(op): 1:19pm On Mar 25, 2011

naijababe:
Fat bloody chance . Hell will freeze over first. Abeg DK pay Uncle Sam o, I don't want you doing your Ashewo bi'nezz from anywhere but outside

I want him to pay uncle sam too. I just don't want him to overpay them. They really know how to bamboozle the general public.

Nairaland General › Re: Buzugee/Nairaland, So I Want To Talk About Living Abroad by isalegan2(op): 1:13pm On Mar 25, 2011

naijababe:
@ Isale - Your comment on prep school is timely, can't seem to make up mind which one I want my kids to attend. There are strong pros & cons on either side that I'm so undecided. Decisions! Decisions!!

Well, since all my decisions henceforth hinges on the needs of my future rugrats cheesy

, if I were to raise them here in USA or anywhere abroad, I would either 1)homeschool them up to a certain age, 2)put them in muslim school, or 3)public school if I lived in a nice area with excellent academic records. No way I'm overspending or going the Prep School route. They can go to top universities later on. I think that's what most people care about - getting into a great university.

In Naija though, people I know spend the majority of their salary and side-business income sending their kids to these high-faluting schools that weren't even around when I was growing up there. I have no idea if I would succumb to the peer pressure of doing that. I doubt it seriously. That public school on the mainland I attended wasn't the worst thing in the world. And the students were motivated to excel beyond anything.

Since you kept me awake till 2am and i got to hear zilch, this story better be good o

I don't know about my other story o jare. I will see. I am moody like that, you see. wink

Anything you want me to do, I shall. sad

But I will still write it. cool

Nairaland General › Re: Buzugee/Nairaland, So I Want To Talk About Living Abroad by isalegan2(op): 12:56pm On Mar 25, 2011

dayokanu:
I sorted it out already. I would have to pay them back.

Dayo, I meant to say something about this before. (Well, 1st time cos I didn't see it; 2nd time cos I hated you, and 3rd time I simply forgot. tongue

) Any IRS issues can be resolved with minimal monetary obligation. Before you agree to pay loan shark type interest to them, please look at something called an Offer in Compromise.* I've seen people who were adjudicated (arbitrarily by the ever-powerful IRS of course) to owe a hundred thousand ultimately end up paying a couple thousand once the returns are re-filed and other things taken care of. I just don't want you indebted to uncle sam until you're old and gray and using it as an excuse for not paying bride price for your future Ibo wife. grin

*You can do it yourself, because a skilled IRS tax problem resolution specialist will charge you a whole lot more than a couple thousand to do it. You don't need that.

Links, if you need it:
http://www.irs.gov/businesses/small/article/0,,id=180960,00.html
http://www.irs.gov/pub/irs-pdf/f656.pdf
http://www.irs.gov/pub/irs-pdf/f433a.pdf

If you do reply to this, I challenge you to forgo any sexual innuendos whatsoever. I doubledare ya! I'll be mighty pleased

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