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[quote author=tpiah! link=topic=590933.msg7683930#msg7683930 date=1297092464]his picture is floating around here somewhere.

dark, tall, hausa looking.

dont be so sure.[/quote]I was just crank-yanking. To be honest, I'd rather not see people's pictures. Anonymity is a good thing.

[quote author=Kilode?! link=topic=590933.msg7683394#msg7683394 date=1297087379]You betcha!

You forgot apple pie dinners and jacked up mud trucks plastered with faded old glory stickers. . .Hiyaa!

You gotta love ignorant stereotypes [/quote]Guilty as charged.

debosky:
Biloxi, MS

No. Try again.

BTW, I heard Arsenal didn't choke. Oh, wait! Yes. Yes. They did!

And they needed Man.Ure to choke even more, to save their bacon. hehehe

A Desirable US city

Okay. So I think about this every so often, but not seriously enough. But the last couple of years, I've been thinking about it every month! And the last couple of months, I've been thinking about it EVERY day!!

So, what is it?

"It" is Relocating. I've lived in this SE US town for a looonng time, and I like it most of the time, so, 50/50 chance I won't move, but I tell ya I'm close to giving it a 75% chance. So the criteria is a city with similar weather, not much different soioculturally - any progressive southern city with a significant black population and some international flair meets that criteria. No cold places! The only cold place I would consider is if by chance I got into the post-graduate school of my choice in the NE.

Dunno how it's going to go. I previously did this research a couple of years ago and narrowed it down to two SE cities and one NE city, plus a Western city, but that was just a buffer.

If you have a good suggestion, let's hear it. If it does happen, it won't be for at least 3-6 months.

Saved the worst best for last:

fstranger6:
I have a more skanky pix of Ileke in case you want to see it

my YIM is not working or else I would have done it privately, but it is a revealing pix .

You dont want to miss it.

What is this YIM you speak of?  What do you do with it, or do on it? 

Not a good thing if you and DK are IM'ing.  I'm not bothered.  Just worried for Ileke and. . .Naijababe.  Yeah, that's it. 

::Sigh of relief there is no picture of me anywhere on the interweb::

fstranger6:
Second term doesnt look quite good for him

Very unfortunate

Do you like him now?  No! 

Hey, Stranger, About that Lagbaja video clip, when he went to OAU Ife.  How recent is that?  I was going to ask you but that was when I was mad at y'all and wanted to kill the thread. 

All about Ileke-Idi (FL Gator):

FL Gators:
TA!! Too bad!!

And all my roomies loff me sha. . . . you're missing a great show of what men would die for On a serious note, I am a very gentle soul o. I reality, I wouldnt give trouble a second glance. My mantra; You never know who you meet and when you'll need them again, first and last impression counts.

hahahaha.  But I'm not a man.  I'm a little bit sigificantly more evolved than that. 

I do like your mantra though.  Very mature. 

fstranger6:
I have a more skanky pix of Ileke in case you want to see it

hehehehe.  Which one is that, Ileke?  The one in your FLGators profile?  Shows legs and . . . cleavage galore.  Yowza!  That's our Ileke.  But you cover your face pretty well.  Not sure you'd be easily recognized in real life. At least, not right away.

FL Gators:
I swear, I tried to take that test, it was too long. And the options where too long jare.

Let's say, I'm the "Ekiti Soul". . . .the complexity of that soul is hard to comprehend by those who are not of the same category.

I believe there are 9 questions, with multiple choices.  Maybe the choices were too many?  I still think it can be completed in under 10 minutes.  DK did his in like 5mins!  For a university student, you sure don't get the test -taking idea, do you, my friend?

But, we'll let you have your way, provided, there are no dissenters - 2 test takers to challenge the special treatment to let you slide while others had to do the work - then "EKITI" soul it shall be . . .

All About Dayokanu: 

dayokanu:
How can Dayokanu be inadequate? At 6ft5?

Who do you look like?  Find someone famous or any picture online that's close. 
BTW, It doesn't really matter.  Just a fun game. I'm going to do the same.

At worst I would line you up and drive thru from the first on the row through to the last one.

That went right over my head.

dayokanu:
You are too old school I would house all my wives in different apartments so they dont meet often and give them a roster of when its your turn

I'll give YOU a roster of when it's your turn - TO KISS MY FEET! 

Wait, what are we talking about?  Whose turn?  You gonna share your imaginary wives with FStranger?  Not cool, bro.

FL Gators:
You're slacking. . . .one of your wives has not been getting it
Old man like yourself. . . . letting his wife check out other women's bosoms lol

fstranger6:
Second term doesnt look quite good for him

Very unfortunate

Speechless.

[quote author=Kilode?! link=topic=590933.msg7680820#msg7680820 date=1297051802]I agree. I think his chances are slim. A week in politics is like 100 years though, anything can change his prospects[b] [like invading Iran] Americans love warriors[/b]![/quote]Yes indeed.  [Or even blowing up an aspirin factory in Sudan.]  Even Pretend warriors are venerated.  Many a draft-dodger have graced the corridors of power, the white house too!  ::Incredulous::  A wimp pretending to be a hawk, the only shooting the evil Cheney ever saw was shooting an old man in the face while trying to blow to smithereens poor defenseless birds.  What a trooper!  This is America, my friend.  Just give them their MTV and their American Idol and their sleaszy Housewives of Hoville County, and it's all gravy.  Fat and happy, y'all! 

[quote author=Kilode?! link=topic=590933.msg7680724#msg7680724 date=1297049570]PACKERS WON XLV 2011!!

I know very little about the game myself, LOL @Oga DK, I'm certain he can afford the $10K ticket for himself. . .Not sure he'll have enough left for his ladies though. .Just saying, ain't hatin  [/quote]10k to do what? You mean private box at the stadium?  I think he was just gonna harass women party hardy at his house.

O'Reilly; I don't take him too seriously, he's a rabble-rouser. He's still better than Limbaugh; I think that one is a talentless racist comedian masquerading as a Political pundit.

I'm sure I have a rant about Limbaugh on here somewhere.

Y'all need to give my bro some break, he's kinda slow to act though. I agree. He needs to grow stronger balls, maybe after he wins the second term he will.

Hope springs eternal.  lol

If Barack wins a second term, I'll eat my hat.  Not gonna happen!

[quote author=Kilode?! link=topic=590933.msg7680439#msg7680439 date=1297043066]^^ I'm struggling to feel the Super Bowl excitement. BEP just rocked Half-time though with all the lights and neon glow, now that was worth it kinda.[/quote]Is it still on?  I just put it there - at least I think it was there.  Just commercials commercials.  No biggie.  Switched back.  I can still say I haven't fallen victim to the Superbowl Hype in over a decade.  The last time is gonna be my last!  lol.  I didn't even know squat about the sport, but all the talk and media coverage got me watching.  You should'a seen my face?    It's cool if you already enjoy the game; you won't be expecting the action of a futbol/soccer match.

Are you hanging out with DK?  Oh, never mind.  His invitation said his Superbowl party was gonna be ladies only, except for him. Ugh.

BTW, I think O'silly was condescending, they need to give that brotha a break.

O'Reilly is a rage-ha-holic.  I used to watch him regularly.  Been a while.  He actually behaved himself with Obama.  He wasn't going to give us the full O'Reilly, since he is interviewing the president, in the White House.  He also desperately wants to regularly get interviews with influentional and truly famous people.  You should have seen him when he got an interview with Rosie O'Donnell a few years ago.  O'Donnel for Pete's sake! 

He can be entertaining though, oftentimes unwittingly.  I once saw a show where he was turning red while yelling at a Newspaper publisher, and immediately turned apologetic when the man asked him, "Why are you yelling"?  He lowers his pitch and says, "Yes, I'm sorry, that was not necessary," and continued right on with the interview a little chastened and more composed. Very interesting guy. 

P.S. Don't know if Obama deserves "a break."  I promise to seriously consider it though.

Some Abroad News:

Obama is being interviewed by Bill O'Reilly of Fox Network.  So far, we've heard O'Reilly ask if Obama is a socialist, about Obamacare, "does he know that people hate him", "that he's a lot more guarded since he's been in office".  Obama didn't want to pick a team for today's match.  I could have sworn he's done that before.  He said he knows abut basketball but not much about football.  He said he'll watch the whole game, and O'Reilly is welcome to attend some party that Jennifer Lopez is also attending.  O'Reilly demurs and says he might scare J-Lo. 

They started off talking about Eqypt.  O'Reilly is afraid Mubarak knows where all the bodies are buried - he's afraid of USA pushing him too much and he retaliating by confirming his country and others' participation in helping US with rendition and other datardly acts that circumvent the UN charter/resolutions on war and prisoners of war.  What a country!

Well, it was just a teaser: pre-Superbowl stuff.  There'll be a full-length interview later in the week, on O'Reilly's show, I guess.

I'm changing the channel.  I don't like American football.  Tried to watch it before.  AWFUL AWFUL PAINFUL TEDIOUS.  No offense. 

naijababe:
Are you suggesting stranger is Mr Cork?

OMG!  If Stranger was 'Stranger and Mr.Cork' his head would explode.

No, I wasn't suggesting that at all.  Never crossed my mind.

Hey!  A few days ago, I thought you were someone else who had posted in a popular thread about a weirdo guy that committed a crime but got off escaped with a light sentence, 10 days.  That person was actually another poster with "naija" in her name. 

But I did remember you from a thread about Lagos and why the governors are always muslims/yoruba.  There's about half dozen threads like that started by the same 12-yr-old, all over NL, I swear.

Okay.  I always like to help my fellow man.

Stranger, what's going on here?: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-600121.0.html
I love Mr, Cork.  Until he's offensive to me of course. 

Tpia (1st reply) is a legend: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-599722.0.html

P.S. I did a search on Mini Jojo and found one of this on NL.  WTH!: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-470462.0.html

naijababe:
The joy of many IDs, working your way to getting this one banned too abi?

You might want to leave Stranger alone.  hahahaha.  Otherwise, he'll start with you.

Anyway, he's partial resident on this thread.  Don't chase him away.  He has his uses.

P.S. And he actually behaves himself here, believe it or not. He's downright professorial in this enclave. lol

naijababe:
As a rule of thumb, i don't do virtual tussles, too lazy for that  

Good girl.  Saved yourself a lot of headache.  

It's a Yoruba talk show aired on AIT Int'l anchored by Ambrose Somide (of Ray Power) and Bashir Adisa aka Baba Agboyin. The general concept is that someone writes in about a problem and members of the audience from various parts of Yoruba land  offers advice (in their dialects ofcourse).

Will see if I can get it online,

fstranger6:
Seriously, do you really need to ask that question?

Are you Nigerian at all?

How can you not know about Minijojo? Ori mi. . .

We need to implement sharia in Nigeria for people like you faking to be Nigerian when you really arent.

Kidding right?

Mean bastardo.  

naijababe:
^ Won't say I know him well, but I've seen him create katakata on a thread and it seems he'd stand back and watch the drama unfold. Must give him some kind of high  . What I can't fathom is how and why folks fall for it

Hmmm.  uh-huh.  I'm hearing you.  And did you yourself ever tussle with him?

While we're on the subject, did you know he got banned like twice in 48hrs.  And he has no clue why?

Psst, Stranger.  I accidentally ran into one of your last posts as FStranger1, while I was looking for Ragdollz, and can categorically tell you, you were probably banned for that.  So, it may not be you-know-who.  Think about it.  That's all I'm saying.

naijababe:
Can't watch Minijojo, satellite signal's screwed

Ah!  Naijababe.  You're in Scotland.  Neat.  Used to spend a lot of summers in England, but never had  a chance to go to Scotland.  A relative used to come visit us whenever we were in London for the summer and take a train back to his college in Aberdeen.  Always liked that name. 

BTW, what's Minijojo exactly?

naijababe:
^ U dey mind stranger, he justs wants to create drama on the thread.

Really, you know Stranger well then? Spill it, Sis! I got nothing but time.

naijababe:
Yes na! Dude's obsessed with the Gunners

Well, today, I think it's all about the Super Bowl.  BTW, today is the best day of the year in USA for shopping, or really doing any outside activity - almost everyone will be home glued to the tv.  Shoot!  Wish I'd planned ahead. 

Elaborate jo!!! Who?

fstranger6:
Would you want to live in the same house with Kobojunkie? Would you even wish Kobo on your worst enemy?

What about living in the same house with Sworn enemies like Tpiah and Ileke?

Ah!  I did not consider that - since I had no beef with 'em, I didn't consider how detrimental their incessant fighting love/hate drama would be to my tranquility. Make that five (5) chicks I won't hang with.

You know what? Let's just tell it like it is; stop pussyfooting around this whole thing: I won't share.  So you all can keep Dayoboy. We're not well-matched anyway. 

dayokanu:
You found me just in time

naijababe:
Maybe if you renounce bayernmunshit

So, you know Dayokanu? The notoriety!

[quote author=tpiah! link=topic=590933.msg7678086#msg7678086 date=1297016650]yes, the human metrics one was more on point, imo.

na wa for all this psychoanalysis

na so my wahala reach? [/quote]  No, Tpia.  'Twas just for reference - Kilode mrntioned MPD. 

No need to take them.  Everything in moderation. 

P.S. We're only doing the Soul test, and it is definitely not psycho/analytical in any way. You're done.

[quote author=therese-83 link=topic=599821.msg7675378#msg7675378 date=1296962288]- Am married to the most randiest of fellas.
- Truth is I knew ds while we where still dating.
- Then he wld rather I came to his plc on sunday evenings only for obvious reasons.
- Now we r married he still cheats on me and
- I recently discovered that the only way to cure this hurt is 2 cheat on him 2.
- Guys [b]pls advice. [/b]Say it all wv no restrictions.[/quote]You cannot be serious! You're a perfect pair.  What is the problem? 
Are you really a wedding planner?  You also metioned "Jesus" a lot in your posts.*  Think! What would Jesus do?
* https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=155717;sa=showPosts

[quote author=tpiah! link=topic=590933.msg7675920#msg7675920 date=1296981784]still off:

You Are a Dreaming Soul
Your vivid imagination takes you away from this world
So much so that you tend to live in your head most of the time.
You have great dreams and ambitions that could be the envy of all,
But for you, following through with your dreams is a bit difficult.

You are charming, endearing, and people tend to love you.
Forgiving and tolerant, you see the world through rose colored glasses.


that's not me, though the quiz was fun.

the other link is more on point, even if not 100%: [/quote]Oh, OK.  I took that Personality Test too: http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes2.asp .
Here's another one: http://kisa.ca/personality/.
And this one is a (potential) Personality Disorder Test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv .

I've taken that last one in the past too, but I'm going to do it again. If you take it, just take it with a grain of salt. It's no diagnosis, as far as I'm concerned.

FL Gators:
I speak for both moi and ragdollz when I say our souls are too dark pure to be categorized.

Come on, Ileke.  It's not scientific.  Unlike the Personality Test, it's just a fun quiz.  It doesn't tell anyone what personality disorders you might suffer from in the future.

fstranger6:
HAHA

And the list goes on and on

Osomo 1 of Nairaland

Aminalib
Isale_gan2
Tpiah
Ileke-Idi
Oyinda
Kobojunkie
AloyEmeka

And now, naijababe!

I respect you ooooooo

May I just say, that, it is infinitely impossible for Isale Gangan to co-exist in real life AND on a list with 3 of those persons.  One of whom she would immediately "neutralise" should she ever meet her/him/it. 

[quote author=Kilode?! link=topic=590933.msg7675304#msg7675304 date=1296959515]@isalegan, ok I'll take it, but not gonna post the result though. I'm ok with the MPD results I have on here.[/quote]Not a problem. The Soulful one is a lot more fun, I think.

Kilode,

I found a Personality Test. below.

http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes2.asp
JUNG TYPOLOGY TEST

[quote author=Kilode?! link=topic=590933.msg7675234#msg7675234 date=1296957036]That computer quiz is confused Jo. I think I have MPD though. Maybe that's why. [/quote]So, what do you want to be?  Twice, you were designated "Peacemaker Soul."  You want to be declared a "Warrior Soul"?  Take it a couple more times, but this time, tell the truth.    See what you get.  

You know what?  Just for you, I will search for another test.  A real Personality Test this time.  We'll see who has MPD.  You can take it at your convenience.  

[quote author=Kilode?! link=topic=590933.msg7675004#msg7675004 date=1296950898]Peacemaker was the first. I'm still protesting the result. They are confusing the gentility of a tiger with peacemaking [/quote]hahaha. How can you worship Sango and Ogun at the same time?  Don't you have to pick one?  Trying to do ojojoro around here.  I suppose you think you're a WARRIOR Soul; guess again.  You're a pussycat and everyone knows it - even an inanimate computer quiz.  hahahaha. 

I wonder what happened to dear Tpia?  Another one trying to beat the system. hmm hmm hmm!

naijababe:
^ May Sango + Ogun give you the courage to accept what you can't change

hehehe. 
I thought of another WARRIOR, and it's another girl.  Where's Ileke and Ragdollz when you need them?

naijababe:
Not buzugee?! The result will be crazy soul

hahahaha. Didn't occur to me. His responses will break the website.

No, I was thinking of a particularly bold and tenacious girl currently residing across the pond.

naijababe:
You Are a Visionary Soul

Souls you are most compatible with: Old Soul and Peacemaker Soul

hahaha. So am I. Funny they don't say whether two Visionary Souls are compatible as friends or mates.

We still need more people to take it. We don't yet have a WARRIOR Soul. I'd like to see who gets that. hahaha. Oh, shoot! I know who I'm gonna ask to take the quiz. Xcuse me a moment.

[quote author=isale_gan2 link=topic=590933.msg7670239#msg7670239 date=1296888116]I like the quizzes on this site.  I took this twice before and the result was always "Philosopher   Prophet soul."  But this time I'm not sure if I've moved up or down.  But I like it!  I'd like 5 to 12 people to take it and post their result; it's a fun and short quiz.  The other type of souls include: Warrior Soul, Peacemaker Soul, Old Soul, Philosopher Soul, etc.

http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofsoulareyouquiz/
What Kind of Soul are You?[/quote]Results so far.  Will update as more people take the quiz.

Isale Gangan - Visionary Soul
Dayokanu - Old Soul
FStranger1 - Hunter Soul
OAM4J - Prophet Soul
Debosky - Seeker Soul
Kilode? - Peacemaker. . . oops, Sango-Ogun Thunder-Fire Hunter-Warrior soul 
Tpia -  Newborn Soul?? Dreaming
Naijababe - Visionary Soul
Ileke-Idi - ______________
Ragdollz - ______________
Jenifa - ________________
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-


Types of Souls: Prophet, Old, Warrior, Newborn, Dreaming, Peacemaker, Visionary, Seeker, Hunter, etc.

naijababe:
No offence madam tpiah, but that's so not you, unless you wear a cloak on NL. Mine was spot on sha kinda weird

What was is?  Can you copy and paste it?  Or, at least share with us what kind of Soul you are?  Thanks.

[quote author=tpiah! link=topic=590933.msg7674316#msg7674316 date=1296941810]you like animals better than people? [/quote]

fstranger6:
Thats actually true!

And true for a Sag as well

[quote author=tpiah! link=topic=590933.msg7674510#msg7674510 date=1296943933]hmm.

why would you like animals more than people.[/quote]Stranger, Do you have any pets?

[quote author=tpiah! link=topic=590933.msg7674347#msg7674347 date=1296942102]i meant to post a response to your article before putting up the iraq thing.

i think the boy's mother should enroll him in self defence classes, because sometimes bullies people do not learn to coexist with others until they get a proper beatdown.

very unfortunate state of affairs.[/quote]Did you see that kid?  So sweet.  But he did say he now wants to be a "marine."  For Pete's sake.  Boy looks like a future scientist if I ever saw one.  Who knows, maybe he would have developed the cure for cancer.  Now, after numerous beatdowns, he's gonna go learn how to "kill people and break things!"  A former marine radio announcer here used to say that. lol

that can also translate as the majority of male are beta, and never find the ability to settle down.

I think that section is specifically about male animals , not male humans.  hehehe no further comment.