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Oh, wow! Did they show a picture or video of her. Awww, I miss my that thread. A little.

[quote author=tpiah! link=topic=590933.msg7700724#msg7700724 date=1297285719]i wish i could but there seems to be a peaceful facade on nl at the moment, so i dont want to be the first one to break it.

besides, some quarters get a kick out of banning me and i need to deny them a little joy.

let him ponder a bit, it'll come to him eventually.

i know all im bodi don dey hot now.

trying to see who the person is.[/quote]hahaha. Tpia, you're making me laugh.  Thanks. 

Anyway, I don't want to talk about FStranger. He's just having fun. No worries. I'm gonns stay of that one.

[quote author=tpiah! link=topic=590933.msg7700704#msg7700704 date=1297285552]not sure what you mean but oh well, everybody cant be beautiful.

how i for do.[/quote][quote author=tpiah! link=topic=590933.msg7700691#msg7700691 date=1297285395]yes nah.

he even knows the person, but has chased so many skirts in the meantime, that it seems he forgot his infatuation.[/quote]I wasn't been serious.  Help Stranger out. Please. 

[quote author=tpiah! link=topic=590933.msg7700685#msg7700685 date=1297285315]not so hot.[/quote]Yeah, it's usually the unfortunate ones.

fstranger3:
DO I know this person?

Tpiah, help a brother out?

BTW, how hot are you?

Isn't there a fisticuff brewing in Politics you should be leading? Something like that.

[quote author=tpiah! link=topic=590933.msg7700620#msg7700620 date=1297284776]the guy is as Hot as heck.

yet cant find his way to sexuality.

i think he'd be a perfect fit for the lady in question, who will remain nameless.[/quote]I swear I was just gonna say, "Tpia, there's someone lurking that would so appreciate the ID of the Hot female in Sexuality."

armyofone:
the guy is getting his jives on here. randy as ever, i pity your gfs

That explains why instead of Dayo-Kanu, I always mistakenly conflate the two and think "Danny."  

Randy Danny.  It fits!

[quote author=tpiah! link=topic=590933.msg7700547#msg7700547 date=1297283933]i cant behold all this iniquity

dayokanu cut it out abeg. What's with the X rated stuff abi you dont know the way to sexuality section.

there's one lady who would be happy to discuss all this with you- cant mention her name because the mods might get jittery anytime i address her.

is dayokanu getting on your nerves?[/quote]Not really.  Thanks for trying to keep in line though.  DK is acting out, and if we don't do something he might go too far.  I hate to open up the thread and find it has been moved to Sexuality Section or somewhere no one has ever been.   

P.S. I'm on 900 posts. It's Quitting Time!

Tpia, HELP!

dayokanu:
She looks way better than those girls, or why do you think I am inviting her for summer.

Isale gangan kini mo se?

No worries.

fstranger3:
I am going to have to kill someone the next time i see her post trash!

Kill yourself and then kill her. Exactly in that order. hahaha.

dayokanu:
Lets talk about it.

But I don't do biking, My momma warned me against erepa. I see the guys do it a lot wear singlet, tie scarfs/bandanas and go biking even my Indian oga bought a Harley Davidson in December

A bike, as in bicycle, to go riding for fitness or sightseeing.  Not a motorbike, as in get hit by an suv and lose your legs or an arm.

Why am I even talking to you?  You've gone wild and you're trying to corrupt Kilode as well.  Not a good look on you, bro.  (FStranger is a lost cause so I'm not bothered.)

[quote author=tpiah! link=topic=590933.msg7694788#msg7694788 date=1297224033]dayokanu you're going haywire.[/quote]I know, right?  He's spamming my thread with videos I'm too squeamish to open. 

I'm slowly losing the will to live.   Hope you're happy.

OAM4J:
I heard someone called my name. . . Isale Gangan did just call my name?

Whenever you call/need me. . . I'll be there, just call my name. . . I'll be there


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehal1eUG1jk

hahaha.  Nicely done.  

E ma ba eni kankan ja ni'bi bayi o.  No matter the provocation.  That's the rule.  E se.

darkman200:
Dayokanu forgot to mention, Texas is full of redneckish cowboys too that have a pathological dislike for minorities, so avoid west Texas and the little little towns, meanwhile the big cities are exactly as man D put it and real estate is very affordable compared to other liveable states (not talking about states like North and South Dakota)

Good point. A lot of southern states are like that.

Fortunately Naijas that already reside in the US would know that already - stick to the more racially diverse areas. But new arrivals to the continent may not know that.

For Texas, I only would consider Houston, Dallas, Austin. I dont know enough about the rest, like San Antonio etc to even make a value judgment.

dayokanu:
Texas is the perfect place

1. Its big enough to get lost and choose your friends (Bigger than Nigeria)

2. Weather comparable to Nigeria

3. Best State to do Business. Many big companies, Texas is the Oil Capital of the world, So many businesses grow. Recession not as bad as in other states

4. Diversification. Huge numbers of minorities Hispanic, Asians and African

5. The big cities have huge Nigerian population and have Owmbe parties every weekend where you can flaunt your Geles without looking odd.

6. African restaurants and food are many. African clubs are countless

7. You can go biking, go to a ranch or go to a shooting range for fun in your truck

8. Guns are legal so no one can mess with you.

9. Its still a growing state and very spacious, Parking is never an issue unlike NY or Chicago. Every House can have a big yard if they desire.

10. For single Naija female. 1 yr free of rent courtesy of Dayokanu

Do you actually do all these things?  You go shooting, ranching, biking?  That's something I'd like to do.  A good way to keep fit.  But first I gotta learn how to ride a bike. 

Hey, you wanna open a Naija restaurant together?  I've got the best name for a Naija/Yoruba restaurant.  Like, the best ever!  Oh, mehn, am gonna trademark before anyone even gets wind of it.  I am so excited!  It can become a chain or franchise.  OK, maybe not franchise, because I want complete control at all times.  Come on, you!

dayokanu:
If Cesc is worth 70m
Iniesta should be 100, Schweinsteiger 95, Robben 120, Xavi 150 and Messi 500m

That's in naira, right?

i8millar:
My new moniker is boring now, but fun while it lasted. I don send email to admin no joy yet

hehehe. "All that glitters is not gold."  That's the best I can do right now.

How are your kids?  I called them rugrats before.  Of course, I was only speaking in a way DK would understand.  Are they toddlers?

Not sure you said whether you like Aberdeen or not.  Come down to the Southern USA, if you were serious before.  As long as someone is gainfully employed, it can be pretty nice - home away from home.

i8millar:
I don't know, apparently it takes up to 3 days  . I posted on forex thread ni o and enter spambot pakute. My new id is kinda funny though, cos it's the last name of someone that i wanna strangle at work 

When spambot got me I didnt bother reporting or emailing but I did get unbanned shortly after.  Did you do the needful?  Or post it in the "Complaints" thread in Politics.  Unless you like this moniker already.

I was gonna ask who Millar was, then I remembered the last time I asked about. . .   

Yup!  Work folks.  umph. 

dayokanu:
I even offered to help her avenge the injustice.

Ha!  Such altruism.  I hail thee for thy selflessness.  Brings tears to mine eyes. 

armyofone:
i missed this 210 pages of fun where have i been 

any NL in Anchorage?

Get the hell out! That is a new one. What is Anchorage, Alaska like? I mean, I won't even move north of Virginia because of fear of cold weather.

i8millar:
^ Na Pandora you wan open now

I don't care.  I am so ^$&^$#@*#%! right now.  Pulling my hair out.

When was the last time you got really mad and really stressed all at the same time?  I need help!  I just yelled so loud at someone, I'm sure he had a heart attack or a wreck, or both.  I better check the traffic reports or something. 

Eyewitness News Live: "A man was found in his car facing the wrong way on the highway. . . slumped over from a heart attack, his mobile phone on his lap. . . we think he got 'yelled at' to death." hahahaha  We all have to go sometime. 

Anyway, Naijababe, when are you gonna get your name back?  I've only ever been banned by spambot for long posts (of music lyrics or articles).  What happened?

dayokanu:
Isale gan gan, Whats your number on my roster self.

For your calm headedness, I bring forward your night of conjugal benefit and I shift spikedcylinders backward.

Wasere omo daada, bring that Barrister turntable when you are coming

It would serve you well to be able to read moods.  Right now, I am not h-a-p-p-y.

I am not on your roster. 

Hold on, a min.  I have my own roster. 

fstranger1:
Her list of suitors thus far include:
Katsumoto
Bluetooth
OAMJ
DayoKanu
Buzegee

Katsumoto - I think this a great match
Bluetooth - Not sure; gotta do some research
OAMJ - Very good match. hahahaha
DayoKanu - No No No 
Buzegee - He's disappeared.  I heard he got run over by a bus.  Poor Badagry. 
________________? Anonymous 1
________________? Anonymous 2
________________? Anonymous 3

I am not the female Dayokanu.  I will pick ONLY ONE!  Thank you very much.  Might take a while to get all the necessary information about the candidates.  My friends, feel free to volunteer any pertinent information about these guys, no matter how embarrassing. Knowledge is power. 

dayokanu:
Yeah tell him he is also invited, I can get him a guest house or he can stay in the basement while me and you complete out bizniz somewhere else

I am not the one with the husband and kiddies, Beavis!  See, you can't even keep it straight anymore.  Too many wimens to count; of which I am not one, of course.

And you and Butthead are in so much trouble.  Y'all think you're ever so slick.  

Actually, you're safe.  It's the other one that gets my ire up.  Ugh!

[quote author=tpiah! link=topic=590933.msg7687988#msg7687988 date=1297137515]so, what type of music do you listen to, isale-gan.[/quote]Ah! Tpia.  I'm a connoisseur of multiple genres of music.  

Too vague?  hahahaha.  Actually wrote up a long answer and just went <<cut snip>>

[quote author=eku_bear link=topic=599800.msg7691816#msg7691816 date=1297183501]I don't even understand where coup + murder became necessary.

Why not just arrest the politicians, give them trials (even kangaroo ones) and take it from there?

You give yourself some legal cover by doing this, rather than having blood on your hands and unnecessarily making martyrs out of anyone.

Just very brutish and foolish, what they did. Terrible precedent as well.[/quote]Oh dear!  

Reference Material:

Sun Tzu, Art of War
Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince
Aristotle, Politics
Eku Bear, The Life and Times of Winnie the Pooh

WackyJ1:
Why is this still up for discussion. She knew very well that her husband was a cheater before she married him. So if she's coming here to say that cheating will make her feel better then she's no better if not worse than him. She must be a cheater as well and is just looking for justification, who knows if she's not already cheating

The thread title is "My Husband Cheats On Me So I Cheat On Him Too"

And they are no different from each other.  She said she used to go to his house "on Sunday nights only for obvious reasons."  So she was already a cheater.  The man may have been married while she was going to his house.  If she unwittingly fell in love with the guy and did not help him cheat; then he later he became available, I'd have more sympathy.  But she admitted all kinds of sordid things.

Like I said I don't see the problem.  Eni to fe'ku pade eni to ma paa.  It's all good.  They deserve each other.  

If she's real, I'd like to see a thread from the husband too - "I need advice, my wife drove me to cheating."  Just passing the blame back and forth.

i8millar:
U are not the only one who's curious o, see what desperate times is doing to eligible bachelors

I don't even think he's desperate. It's just another notch on his collar or something.

Just wanted to clarify that this thread is not only for Naijas abroad.  Initially we were going to focus on issues of interest to Naijas abroad, but even then, any Naijas, no matter where they reside was encouraged to particpate.

I think Debosky said it in jest that the thread is congregated by those of us residing outside the country.  It doesn't have to be that way.

Okay, so more hilarity on NL.  I sometimes will post proverbs and weird topics I come across on NL.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-119738.0.html
Re: He Gave Me A Key To His Apartment - What Does This Mean?
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« #6 on: March 13, 2008, 04:56 PM »
opuro:   did he give you key to all the hotel rooms around?

i8millar:
Goodness gracious DK! You dont give up do u? Okay o I'll olowo ori mi that some trying to get fresh with me on NL

Undeterred by a husband and a couple of rugrats.  That's dedication to the cause, alright.  What the cause is, I hate to ask.

[quote author=Jenifa_ link=topic=590933.msg7686045#msg7686045 date=1297112956]alexandria, virginia is a very nice place to live. high income small progressive city with substantial black population.
lots of arts and culture too. easy access to DC and Maryland for a getaway.
there are lots of hidden gems around the US. but most ppl only want to hear about the big name cities.[/quote]Veeery good!  Close enough, but not too close, to MD.  And still in the SE so no problem if I need to go back to take care of unfinished business.  Alexandria, VA.  That is going on my list.  Thanks, Jen. 

Hey, take the Soul test, okay?  Mucho fun!

http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofsoulareyouquiz/
What Kind of Soul are You?

FL Gators:
So Isale_gan  is really looking to move. I suggest you visit those places before moving.

A friend of mines moved to NJ last month, came back a week after. Something about not liking the weather and environment. She miscalculated the weather difference btw FL and NJ, and our sunny friendly environment.

There is no perfect or close to perfect spot. You're going to have to give up something.

Thinking about it, Ileke.  Will see how serious it gets.  I've been mostly satisfied with my current location but get this feeling once in a while.  Most of the time I just replace it with plans for relocating to Naija.  I'm not sure I want to go learn a whole new US city after all this time.

New Jersey or the whole tristate area are not in consideration.  Nope! 

What I'm presently calculating for my new location:
2. Distance from home to work
7. Traffic
10. Parks for my kitten litters, how close it is. ( Disney is an hr and a half drive from me, African Busch Gardens is about 3 hrs)

Of course, I'm going to give up on more than one of the above.

Everything on your list 1-11 can be fulfilled here, other than the above.  We don't have a lot of parks, and the downtown residential areas aren't so great.  Everything is more surburbia.  Still, not a lot of parks.

Also, economy not so good as with most places now.  Job opportunities not plentiful, to say the least.  But we still get a sizeable migration into the area.  I don't see it letting up. Quality of life for the most part is pretty good.  Apartments are afordable.  Lots of new homes to choose from, with tumbling prices. . .  There are lots of areas to pick from too.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=590933.msg7684929#msg7684929 date=1297101531]Guns shouldnt be legalized. Guns dont kill people, people kill people. Since we cant iilegalize people, we go after the instrument.

And so what? Dont mess with Texas? Your guns are killing more innocents than people. Una crime rate na wa o!! Texas and FL have almost the same popl. but Texas crime rate is like waoh!!!!

ANywaz, let moi not divert from the topic.[/quote]The bolded is actually an argument for gun proponents, Ileke. So, don't use it for your anti-gun rhetoric. You pinko commie chick! lol

It is the person using the gun that chooses to use it in an illegal way, so go after the person, not guns. Nothing wrong with arming yourself when the criminals also have guns. Personally, I like swords (and machetes). I have decided, I shall commence fencing practice as soon as I can.

Anyway, I have not checked the statistics, but I will have to agree that a widespread ownership of firearm by the law-abiding citizenry is a major deterrent to burglars and other criminals. I am telling you, Ileke, if a burglar knows there is more chance than not that the home he is about to break into will very likely inhabit someone who legally owns a gun and knows how to use it, he will not do it. I bet most burglars in Texas are drug fiends. A "normal? burglar ain't gonna take the chance.

[quote author=tpiah! link=topic=590933.msg7683958#msg7683958 date=1297092789]significant black population:

DC metro area [ie maryland/virginia], though they've gone haywire on security these days.

chicago

texas

california [for the buppie crowd]

texas, of course

if you're a very social type, you might enjoy these places.

maryland in particular has a very strong deja vu quality meaning you'll keep bumping into people from your past. The place is like lagos and london. I met people there who knew my grandparents more than me sef.[/quote]Maryland/DC - Visited a couple times.  Been repeatedly asked for the past 6 years to move there. Not gonna happen.  Won't be able to hide. . .

Chicago - Too cold and windy; people not bubbly and friendly enough 

Texas - Don't think so.  That state is not big enough for DK and me.

California - Where?  L.A.?  Was there a long time ago.  Maybe I'll visit there shortly; refresh my memory; get a feel.  San Francisco maybe.

Not terribly social, but can be when needed.  Something of an extroverted introvert, if that makes sense.  (You'll think I've been an extrovert my whole life.)

Thanks for playing, Ms. Tpia. 

P.S. Tpia, you know a lot about the US, then.  So, you lived here (USA) too?