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prophetfire:
actualy I was trying to describe my mother to the whole world.

what a shame. try and overcome your gutter upbringing nau.

Olaone1:
Hello, beauty.

naijababe:
Well well well...............look what the cat dragged in

oh my. bad timing. gotta go. will catch u lord and lady of the manor 2moro. promise.

Almost exactly a year ago. Wow!

Ajanlekoko
Katsumoto
Naijababe
Wonlasewonimi
Debosky
Blacksta

Who did I miss?
Olaone1 !

Ah! Idowuogbo asked about you, Kasunmu.

OAM4J the creator of the thread and many things on NL too.

Where is daltiN?

Simpletons populate Nairaland now. People hurling invectives at womenfolk just because they cannot tell a middle-aged woman apart from a 20-something year old. That lady pictured is no doubt in her 40s. You can't find a new judge under the age of 30 and this lady has been one for some time.

I will advise moderators to pay particular attention to the following:
The religious intolerance and the prevalence of threads that incite hatred against other religions and tribes;
The violent rhetoric against the female gender;
The pornographic content in posts outside of sexuality section;
The harassment and abuse hurled at posters and their parents (usually their mothers) that contravene your own posted rules.

Unless you sanction such behaviour, of course.

prophetfire:
useless set of beings.only thing that realy turns them on is money,especialy stolen one.my father in the Lord visited me in the dream n told me never to trust or depend on a woman,that they re nothing.

Really? That's how you see the women in your family?

donphilopus:
What kinda deliverance are you talking about?! I was born into a Muslim family, but have never worshipped with the Muslims since I was born. I was baptised and confirmed as a Christian. You're just like those guys I silenced in the Church today. Your post reeks of religious bigotry. Is it stated anywhere in the Bible that a Christian must vote (for) a Christian?! We're talking of change, you're here playing religious card in Politics.

There's no way a man who could/did not islamize Nigeria in the 80's as a Military Dictator, islamize us as a civilian President. Since he cannot and will never do that, then I have nothing to fear about. Stop being a religious bigot. You're not more christian-ed than those of us who support this man.

If any of your relations were among those guys who lost their lives at the last immigration (sham) recruitment exercise, you wouldn't have been playing this religious cared!

The Don!

I'm watching oo. These religious bigots won't let us rest.

No matter what ploy they try, we know Buhari is the man for 2015 and beyond. The Otueke dimwit already admitted he can't wrap his tiny brain around the pressing issues that confront his presidency. Instead of allowing him to sink Nigeria into further chaos, we'd rather give him his walking papers! Bye-bye!

SAI BUHARI!

GenBuhari:
All prison votes would go to PDP no doubt.

PhockPhockMan:
Bring the link to prove your point.

I don't need a link! I was there! Seen with me own eyes.

Anyway, find your own dadgun link.

Seun:
I'll ask a super-mod to take a look at this thread.

Idowuogbo:
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhh!!!

Djdola,please try and ignore comments that'll get you all worked up. In your little corner, as them dey speculate here, just continue to shout
A'UZU BILLAHI MINASHAITANIR RAJIM. He will do wonders, he won't forsake you. The battle is his not ours, and he shall be merciful upon your soul. AMEN!!!

Baddest chick! Whazzsharpening? Is Busybody starting trouble in a charitable thread as usual? And BabyOsisi came back for 2nd round, I see.

BTW, can you 'doctors' indicate whether your names end with an M.D.? Much obliged. Can all the specialists and advisers yelling fire do the same. Many thanks!


Ah! Salam, DJDola. Praying (and gisting) as my old frenemy Badosky used to say.

Masha Allah.

soludo93:
Unfortunately, you aren't aware that your buhari is more than 71 even by official age. I won't vote for an illiterate. A graduate is comparatively favoured by knowledge. The biggest rank of an illiterate is head of almajiris

You're a religious and tribal bigot. We get it!

kazmanbanjoko:
I'd rather vote for buhari's wife than vote for gej

I'll vote for my teenage nephew before I vote GEJ. In fact, I'll vote Patience before I vote Goodluck.

20pounds:
...but Buhari has not been to prison yet. When is he going to prison to spend his own 27 years before becoming President?

Watching Nigeria's abysmal descent in the last 27 years I'm sure feels like an unending prison to our former and future leader (just like mandela).

In 1987, One Naira was about the same value as One Dollar. Today, you need 200 naira to purchase one measly dollar!!!

SuperModerator:
Buhari for president

only rigging can stop Buhari

100% true statement.

Just let them try it. Nigerians are tired of suffering and smiling!

Kazrem:
Same with you. Hate it like....... I have left plates for 24 hours unwashed

You need a wife.

LillyAnne:
I hate cutting vegetables... I always end up cutting my fingers .
I hate peeling yam...makes my hand itchy
I hate pounding ede... hardwork

You sound like a nice girl. I fear for your fingers o. Maybe someone to slice the veggies and you do the dishes.

Meet the scholar and gentleman above.

What a very useless thread.

The mentally challenged OP and the humanoid supermoderator that placed it on front page must share a brain.

Laughing at Africans in their native state shows how far we either to go or how far behind we've fallen. Some of you really are pathetic. The White racist took many pictures of your ancestors too. Some cultures were fully clothed, some partially clothed. Wait till they bring yours out.

'Laugh out loud' fools.

Jonathan's lackeys are running scared. The attempt at defamation by Abati did not have the desired effect - quite the opposite.

In the beginning of the thread, regular people were expressing their heartfelt opinions about happenings in Nigeria. As the TaNoids kept count, they saw opinions were massively against them.

Out came the refurbished but ever-more-desperate 40 laptop crew to spew propaganda tinged with religious bigotry and tribal prejudice. That's all you know! Africans are tired of that game! Try something else. We see through you.

The only way Jonathan will stay in Aso Rock past May 2015 is if he signs on to be Osinbanjo's driver. (You know Dame Patience won't let him ride back with her to Otueke).

SAI BUHARI!

friendl:
517

Really?

Show us OBJ's own nau so we can see how much the CIA paid for him. How about the Wikileaks data on our very own clueless zoologist/pig-trainer dimwitted pretender in chief?

This is the chick that killed another human being because she was driving drunk/recklessly. But, here she is out and about gracing NL front page like she discovered the cure for cancer.

MuguliciousMUGU:
Igbo girls would be like " why can't mikel marry us, are we not beautiful ",
Note-- mikel is not looking for liabilities, he is looking for assets..

Nonsense! Who liked your post?

Somebody post the link so I can vote for my guy, Enyeama.

He's the best. No doubt!

571.

berem:
longest time ma'am! How are you doing? Compliments of the season!

Yes, m'lady.

The election is heating up! Sick and tired of seeing these PDPerverts coming after you personally whenever they run out of points to support their position. Yeah, let's go there! Politics section is about to reach boiling point. Let's see if they can stand the heat. See you soon.

SAI BUHARI!

berem:
Sai Buhari!!

Happy Holidays, Beremola.

I'm surprised Buhari didn't insist on selecting an Igbo vice presidential candidate. I think that would have been a better choice that would garner more votes for him.

I hate for Buhari to lose and Naija saddled with several more years of this clueless zoo man that's selling the future of our children to the highest (international) bidder.

Ngwakwe:
Play by the rules, you have exhausted your waiver and the penalty is your decision on subsequent attempt.

Ngwakwe, stop targeting Berem!

EbolaParasite:
Simple statistics.
We know most Nigerians would like to marry Nigerians to avoid cultural issues right?

Don't mind them. Some have never lived with strangers in a strange land.

CFCfan:
What a man he was! I see Atiku walking in his footsteps as from 2015.

You jest! The corrupt Atiku that uses Naija's stolen money to throw lavish weddings for his progenies all over the world. He's a thief and, worst of all, he's not patriotic. Bloody thief!

Hey there, Chels fan.

Trailblazer1:
We are getting liberated gradually from the shackles of Islamization.

Hope one guy like that will not take us back there?

Islam never shackled anyone. Ask those who follow it, they will tell you they are liberated by it.

You must be thinking of The Inquisition.
http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/vatican/esp_vatican29.htm

ddooskie:
Who we are?
We are the Space Bookers Association of Nairaland.
What do we do?
We justle for space on the FrontPage(FP) even though we may not have meaningful contributions to the post.
How do we do it?
i. We download the Nairaland mobile app to get updates on new FP topics.
ii. We troll the forum for potential FP posts.
Why do we do this?
We love to have our monicker on the FP and probably get 'likes' to register our existence in the forum.

Where do we meet?
We meet on every frontpage 'FP' material and sometimes on any post that has the potential of making it to the FP; here, we register our presence with,
"in case"
"I was here"
"I'll come back when this makes FP" or "still sleeping, wake me when this makes FP"
and "I smell FP."

Is this your main job?
No! Once we get the update, we leave everything else to[i] "bookspace"[/i] and later put it up for sale
Have you sold any of the spaces you've booked?
No data shows that sir but some people do negotiate, they quote you for price of the "land"

Is it possible to sell a space on NL?
Wait! Lemme as Ifa.
What'z the craze for FP, are you getting paid for making comments on the frontpage?
Yes! Lending a voice or just making up the numbers on FP is more than enough

Can you describe your members?
;DSure! Why not. By their fruits...
1. The "ok" group- no matter how serious the matter is, their comment is always "ok". Some quote the whole post to comment "ok" at the end.
2. The consonants group- they use "q", "k", "jjj" most of these people later modify with meaningful comments, or jokes.

3. Those who make comments before reading. "Lemme book space first"
4. Lazy folks- these ones don't read long posts but usually ask people to summarize for them.

5. The weed smokers- they ask the OP what s/he smokes "OP, na cowdung u smoke? abeg gimme small make I high" or "obviously d OP is on cheap drugs" "U smoke wet weed?"

6. The 'rocks your boat' crew. They'd say, "whatever floats your goat/boat" as the case may be.

7. Issorait guys
8. Pinshures or adonbilivit
9. Ignorant ones- "Please what is an Ini Edo, we don't know anything like that here. I studied in France"
"Who is Wizkid, is he the son of WizKhalifa?

10. People asking for SAUCE(source)

11. Smiley space bookers they book space with smileys sometimes irrelevant ones.
12. The searchers- "I'm still searching for the joke." "what is this one saying?" "Wait!, lemme ask Ifa"
i. Omawumi's descendants: "if u ask me, na who I go ask?"

13. The unconcerned: "story for the gods" "I'm I meant to comment on this?" "Tell them" "Aah shoki" "Kermit peeps"
14. GEJ till infinity folks.
POST: Davido buys a new pair of boxers.
COMMENT: "GEJ is working"

15. 3D viewers- they[b] spread mats[/b] and put on their 3D cinema glasses.
16. I'm here to read the comments.
17. Landlords- Proud[b] 'land' owners[/b] and they warn people to steer clear of their 'property'
18. FTC, STC, TTC and people who missed it by whiskers. They'd be like, "I will soon get there"

I'm not expected to know all nah but the following are gradually going into oblivion:

19. Official derailers
i. People who don't have chargers. "abeg who get pin mouth charger?
ii. People who want to charge their mobile phones. "shey light dey ur side, my fone don nearly die"
iii. People who want to soak garri
iv. Traffic officers: "Oga' face front" "Park well jhor"

20. ETT warrios to them, every news strip is a sign of[b] End Time Things.[/b]
.......................just like kermit...

From one satirist to another, this is brilliant! Sorry I had to quote it all for posterity.

laoma15:
Idolatry has destroyed the black race. For further reading get a book "what's wrong with being black" by Matthew Ashimolowo. Very explosive research work.

In as much as the blacks still believes in voodoo, Juju and human sacrifices, they wont get anywhere.

There is definitely a curse on the black race.

The great grand father of the blacks is Nimrod, a cusite. A great warrior who first created the world empire and ruled the world.

Maybe there is a curse on your people. Speak for yourself.

cap28:
The black race can still rule the world, I am a strong believer in the teachings of the Honourable Marcus Mosiah Garvey.

Garvey states that:

“[T]he Negro peoples of the world should concentrate upon the object of
building up for themselves a great nation in Africa. . . [of] creating for
ourselves [there] a political superstate . . . a government, a nation of our own,
strong enough to lend protection to the members of our race scattered all
over the world, and to compel the respect of the nations and races of the
earth. . . .”

For me the above statement summarises what we need to be focusing on. Failure to pay heed to that statement means that we will remain slaves to the white race forever.

Cap'n Leader! Good one. Here's another from Garvey:
https://www.nairaland.com/672198/great-speeches-african-black-history#8366060

I cannot get enough of learning about the lives and motivations of Great Africans. I also spent some time doing a subsequent post about Patrice Lumumba, but lost that in Seuns summer data crash. Save your work when you can.

Please read this:
https://www.nairaland.com/672198/great-speeches-african-black-history/1#8373302

English teacher!

Which is correct?: "This is her" or "This is she."

Sorry I resurrected your thread oo.

I just got a call from a potential employer, and replied "This is her" instead of my usual, "This is (Isale)."

Anyway, I shall have the opportunity to make a better impression when we meet.