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Was Katsumoto there too? I'm not starting any rumours or wahala o. I.m just saying where's Kasunmu been hiding out?



OAM45678J, I see you wella.

Naijababe

I'm yelling o. fyi. A little addled cos I'm posting from phone. Saw ya reply on the other thread kinda late. So. Um, was gonna tell you a coupl'a things. My post-election activities.

My best tool is to recreate it:

Isale waiting in line (a queue) somewhere in Nowhere, USA.

Man on cell phone: Hello. En, mo si n duro. Won ni won o le see. Je n ma lo o jere. Ma try later.

Isale: E kaale o. (Oops. Its sunny outside but almost 5pm.) I mean, e ku'role.

Man: Ah! E kaasan o.

Isale: Oh, yeah. E kaasan. Hahahaha.

Man: S'alaafia?

Isale: Mmhmm. Yes. Daada la wa o. S'en follow election?

Man: Ha! Buhari ti wo'le. O ti wo'le!

Isale: That's great. E mi na n monitor results. M'on follow news. Se won ti confirm e ni?

Man: (Into phone while looking and laughing/smiling at me) En. Ara'le ni mo n ba s'oro. En, o da bi pe o ti pe ni bi. Yoruba enu won o don.

Isale: (What?! Baba nla insult! as my mother would say.) What? Hahaha. Yoruba mi dan! (Don? Gan? Wtf's he saying anyway? )

Desola:
Onijogbon ni woman yen.

naijababe:
Hey you! Still hibernating ?

You, this woman! smh. Hibernate ke? That sounds like a luxury meant for only forexers and whatnots.

Hmm. Orisirisi. Is Desola trying to pass him/herself off as a Tinubu admirer now?

Valwezzy:
I'll kill myself and Run Away if Buhari win..
#TeamGEJ

I get it, bro. Some are just humour-deprived. Missing funny bone and all that.

Ddaji:
mark my words ibos can survive under opposition all those red cap will soon decamp to APC.I was surprise this morning to received calls from about 6 ibos friends complaining about GEJ govt of non payment of contractors. if you look critically 60% of federal government contractors are ibos.HOnestly they are biggest looser in this election., lesson learnt never put all your eggs in one basket

They won't lose anything. Every Nigerian will have the same rights, under the honest general, as every other Nigerian. There is no punishing of anyone or legitimate business or tribe or geopolitical zone because of who they supported during a hotly contested election. We are all Africans. And the election is over.

Buhari is a practising Muslim whose faith specifically forbids tribalism and prejudjing a man simply by accident of birth.

I am sure the Igbos and their businesses will do very well under the new Nigeria we're all fortunate to see materialising before our eyes.

Igbos are known for being enterprising, hardworking, faithful, family-centered and aspirational. Igbos will thrive just like any one else. No more marginalisation. One Naijiriya.

Kilode1:
Congratulations everyone!

Good work Gbawe, GenBuhari, DK, Oyb and all.

I was not here but the work continued offline. Na God Win o!!

Happy days!

Where's my pal Donphilipouphidipedes?

I'm so happy right now I'm speechless

hahahaha! aljharem abandoned his own thread.

naijababe:
Most definitely, although many will argue that point sentimentally.

I'm not apc. and def not pdp.

what i am is pro-buhari. thrilled the honest general is taking control! thrilled, overjoyed and elated. thrilled enough to throw my shoes in the air even. lol. thrilled enough to dance in public. lol. where's that barrister 'destiny' album i asked for? hahahaha.

i ran into so many strangers today who couldn't wait to tell me they're nigerians!

sai buhari!

Awesome news! Happy day!!

SAI BUHARI SAI NAIJIRIYA!!!
Destiny fulfilled.

O.P., play me Sikiru Ayinde Barrister's 'Destiny' album.

lol

naaaaaiiijabaaaaabe! Awori princess!!! hmmph!

aljharem:
Lol isale gan. Long time

yes o, alhaji. long time no see. i'm a very infrequent poster lately. well, actually for some tine now. lol.


how's business? whatchu u into now? lol.

i want to again commend u for the wonderful job u did on an old thread of mine - in my signature below. every time i read it i discover someting new and informative and enlightening, many times a historical biography posted by you! :smiley:

SirShymexx:
I honestly don't know much about what Elijah Mohammed did, since a lot of things that happened during that era have been twisted out of context and lost in translation. However, he was a Muslim and you should know how they get down. I think that was why Malcolm X distanced himself from NOI cos he was about empowering, protecting, and respecting black women.

NOI hasn't outlived its relevance...personally, I think they need to branch out more. At least their doctrine will provide a better alternative for black Muslims who're turning into terrorists. I kind of like their doctrine though.

i wrote you a long reply refuting some of the above and demystifying your hero. but i was afraid your head might explode, so i erased it. hmm.

cant believe i typed all that on phone and still deleted it. thank me later for your intact head. lol.

cap28:
Sankara wasn't a sell out neither was Castro or Chavez, is it too much for us to ask for a leader with integrity or is that only meant for others? Are we really a nation of cowards too lazy and greedy to demand for real change as opposed to superficial change. APC is an affiliation of PDP there is no difference between the two, they are puppets of the same imperialists monsters who have enslaved us for over 500 years. Why are we content to keep allowing these people to destroy not only our own destinies but the destinies of future generations?

The incumbent and the incoming are both puppets of western imperialism what is the point of replacing one puppet with another one?

hi, cap. i really dont think buhari is anyone's puppet. cant type much. on phone.

igbo2011! hi, bros. long time. my bad.

aljharem:
Lol apc preparing their defence


Buhari and Tinubu are boko haram sponsors

you are not serious, harem! i'm not a tinubu fan, but in no way shape or fashion is he a boko haram supporter. gen buhari most certainly does not support any organisation or scheme that will put nigeria or its people in danger! btw, haram? harem? i rest my case. lol.


SAI Buhari!

berem:
Do you know its because of Ngwakwe I do not use the report button any longer? I rather send supermods who I know understand the situation PMs to deal with those who go against the rules.

I remember on a particular thread where I was verbally and sexually abused with vulgar words by a particular poster. The hypocritical and biased mod was visibly present on that thread and didn't ban the poster until I called his name out.
Again,on my birthday wishes thread a fellow nairalander opened,he banned me for one week just because I jokingly accused him of moving the thread from politics section to general section. My dear can you imagine that?
Just because I openly challenge Ngwakwe politically on threads and I am not politically affiliated with him,he decided to be picking on me by giving me unjust bans.
I know what I am passing through as a female poster in politics section when I get heaps of insults which I tend to ignore. It is very shameful and disgusting that Ngwakwe a moderator will use his power as a mod to inflict hate on me by giving me unjust bans.

Well,I am not deterred by his actions. He will not be a moderator forever. Time will tell.

hmm. smh. i went back and saw ur birthday thread from earlier this month. hbd! many happy returns.

meforyou1:
The desperate, evil and very bitter janjaweedeans lying through their nose. And where in hell is liar Mohammed.
It is not a crime to be sick. PEJ was sick and the whole world knew. Hillary Clinton, the next president of US, was sick, the whole world knew. Same with Yaradua. So why is buhari's sickness a hide and seek, voodoo issue?

boy, you need a nap. you're all sorts of cranky.

the next president of the usa will not be hilary rodham. in fact, never in this century will another clinton make it to the oval office.

quote me.

but buhari will run this great country as soon as there is free and fair election!

Olaone1:
I'm sorry jare

hahahahaha! how did u know it wasnt that monosyllabic awori girlboy l'on d'anu bi mi? you think she's too sweet and accomodating to annoy people? lol.

yeah. ok, she is.

darn.

fml.

Why would buhari need to meet wt tony blair at all? blair is not to be trusted anyway. hes always been george w bush's stooge and errand boy. very slimy character. where's iraq's wmd, ton?

someone's starting to annoy me. you know who you are. pfft. tongue.

back to being m.i.a. lol.

why is there no 'comments, questions and complaints' thread in politics section, like there are in all other sections? they really need to see to that!

green nail polish. very patriotic. lol. whats the ring on your thumb? looks like a russian wedding ring. you know what those are?

or is it an awori/ijebu ogun ring. lol.

MandingoII:
what's with all these new rules?

If you ban me, I'll come to nija and get at you

the return of mandingo! i'm loving it.

wonlasewonimi:
Asewo jakujaku. Leave her alone we have a bet

lol. off to check nb's profile.

gonna be hard on my antique nokia 1999 phone though.

Ngwakwe:
The truth is that 95% of tags/complaints on Ngwakwe's injustice as it relates to Nairaland moderation has no link (whatsoever) to him.

I believe all my decisions/bans are negotiable because they are not vindictive rather corrective hence any appeal or apology can easily solve the misunderstanding.

apology to whom? you?

Oh, i didnt realize you've been dealing with 'detractors.'

my comment was made more or less in a vacuum, directly relating to what i observed between you and berem. if there are other issues, i'm not aware of them. and she just told me ur not being fair to her.

check how you called a poster a 'reprobate mind.' even if i did not already feel u weren't been fair in her case, your casting aspersions would not make an independent observer automatically take ur side.

i do not want to belabour this. i do want to make clear i am not advocating any sanctions against u. i simply wanted berem treated fairly. oftentimes hers is the lone female moniker in a sea of hostile threatening posters. if a mod cant respond to and caution bullies whats a regular poster to do? i'm not asking for special treatment because berem the poster has an 'f' after it. i know berem knows how to deal wt most of them. but other posters, young or new, may not want to get ganged up on and subject to all kinds of personal insult unrelated to the current affairs at hand. it stifles debate and active participation in discourse.

i was active in politics. i know it was tough modding there. regardless of the ire of the masses, the only moderator i ever wanted to see the back of, was sexskilz. or sexpills. lol. even still, i didnt want him gone gone! just gone to a different section. lol.

I held u in very high esteem as well. and i'm not one to follow others opinions. my post history will testifo to that.

who are d friends to whom i'm appealing, and whose mind has gone reprobate?

i admit i dont know all that's gone down on nl lately.

That annoys the heck outta me! ngwakwe really surprised me. i had the idea he was someone wt integrity and unshake-able values.

i'm not on much at all but saw a few weeks ago how a couple of posters were been so vulgar with u and d worst part was some of it was taking place in a thread this arrogant mod started, talking about the need for civil discourse! yet he does nothing while some predators are verbally sexually assaulting another poster. a popular and active poster at that. would he have acted different if it was a poster with whom he frequently agreed politically?

and people wonder many smart and engaging politics section posters walk away.

i'm not talking about myself. lol. i just didnt have d time. but there have been times when i was quite active when i would be disgusted enough to want an alternative to nl where i could take all my pals and the awesome nlers who kept it jumping.

lookit! where is dede? onlytruth? katsumoto? and lots more.

anyway, i'm not complaining. those times are gone. and i dont really contribute enough to complain anyway. its probably just as fun to those new nairalanders who are discovering it now just like i did 3. . . 4 years ago.


hey pointb. who's eze ndigbo 2015?! lol. that was fun. d first thread in 2011. i was there all along. i bet u didnt even expect it to take off like a rocket like it did. lol.

too much reminiscing. lol.

apologies 4 textspeak and other errors. i'm limited on phone.

hey berem. yeah it was tough for him but i coulda sworn i saw his moniker amongst d politics section mods. maybe its on his profile. overall he seemed like a good guy who didnt play favourites. btw, is ngwakwe being fair to u, berem?

pointb, i saw u had the same thread in politics section. lots of comments in it. i guess we both forgot.