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Health / Re: Lagos Discharges 26 Coronavirus Patients Today by ishitinyourmouf: 1:27am On May 14, 2020
they claim no cure but them dey cure them. keep deceiving una sef
Properties / Re: Lord's Chosen Enugu Church Building’s Collapse Imminent As Flood Wreaks Havoc by ishitinyourmouf: 5:37pm On May 13, 2020
i shall build my church and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it. ok na
Technology Market / Re: All Offerup, Letgo, Craigslist, 5miles, Ebay, Amazon Deals.*READ FIRST PAGE* by ishitinyourmouf: 10:26pm On May 12, 2020
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I need a chipped brand new iPhone 11 urgently, ready to pay immediately.
avoid this guy, he robbed my friend at gun point. the story is still on crime section
Crime / Re: Man Brags, Posts Wife's Bloody Photos After Beating Her To Pulp (graphic) by ishitinyourmouf: 10:24pm On May 12, 2020
the dude deserves a cold heneken. olosho deserve n symphtjy
Health / Re: Masturbation Has Caused Me Erectile Dysfunction. Help!! by ishitinyourmouf: 10:22pm On May 12, 2020
get a correct cum gobbler okpo to suck craxe comote for your prick and finger your ass , if e no stand slap lala

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Phones / Re: How To Tell If This Phone Is A Refurbished Or Original London Used? (Photo) by ishitinyourmouf: 9:08pm On May 12, 2020
bestpunterever:
Pls how to tell if this phone is a refurbished or original London used (image)

Please I need somebody to put me through, i'm about to buy this phone online but i'm more concerned about the authentication of the phone..

Should acclaimed real London used phone has a nylon covering it's screen or it's just a refurbished phone whose body has just been changed to make it look as new.

I need you guys to help me out.
this is the wrst phone to buy. te battery is bleeped up
Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests Two Chinese Men For Offering N100 Million Bribe In Cash [PHOTOS] by ishitinyourmouf: 8:53pm On May 12, 2020
collect 50bllion and want to give out 100million? stingy fuckers
Politics / Re: Ayade Orders Arrest Of Civil Servants Leaking Information To Media by ishitinyourmouf: 6:28pm On May 12, 2020
exposition:
when he had not paid gratuity for 4 years,when there is no single maths teacher in all the public schools in cross river state!
I could go on and on but na chicken change so the money no go do
the man is a failure, i know him personally. the bastard never even knew he will one day become a governor. his cabinet is filled with retards. he has just made political appointments look like childs play. i know atleast 10 guys that are useless as Bleep but they all have political portfolios now.
as regards the money he is trying to steal , i feel its chicken change for a gov to steal.
well the state don die , na to bury am remain. one of these useless scumbag he gave political appointment will head the state soon. well, i dey wait for the next carnival to come collect another contact and Bleep better ekaettes cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Romance / Re: What Are Your Top 3 Criteria When Looking For A Potential Life Partner? by ishitinyourmouf: 5:48pm On May 12, 2020
Sososo:
why do I feel like you are saying the opposite@ full blown scumbag
cheesy :Dthat is a summery of me
Politics / Re: Ayade Orders Arrest Of Civil Servants Leaking Information To Media by ishitinyourmouf: 5:45pm On May 12, 2020
this money na change na
Romance / Re: What Are Your Top 3 Criteria When Looking For A Potential Life Partner? by ishitinyourmouf: 5:41pm On May 12, 2020
Sososo:
they ain't working out cause someone can be a scumbag with all those qualities
yeah like me. tall, loaded but a full blown scumbag
Romance / Re: What Are Your Top 3 Criteria When Looking For A Potential Life Partner? by ishitinyourmouf: 5:40pm On May 12, 2020
sex sex sex.
Celebrities / Re: IG Withdraws E-money’s Police Escort, Orders His Probe by ishitinyourmouf: 4:34pm On May 12, 2020
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Perhaps you didn't get me,I meant to say it is an embarrassment to share a country with a person like you.
emoney was arrested because he gave money to cursed people like u. that is why i refused to give you the 3k you have been begging me for. i no want extension of curse

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Politics / Re: Ike Ekweremadu Celebrates His 58th Birthday Today by ishitinyourmouf: 7:56am On May 12, 2020
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Aiiint this the fool that got dragged like a goat I'm Germany the other day,fuvking politicians
he has achieved more than your useless papa
Health / Re: Kano Records 6 More COVID-19 Deaths by ishitinyourmouf: 7:45am On May 12, 2020
naija alwys behind. when countries are picking up and reopening shitt, this useless country is starting to record their own now
Autos / Re: Very Clean 05 Toyota Highlander Reg 3row Leather Ac For Just 1.6m Nett by ishitinyourmouf: 8:57pm On May 11, 2020
Azmanaty:
yes i rob nairalander with my mother. it is the devils work. i have appologized to the 3 guys i robbed already.

ok, but once a thief , always a thief
Romance / Re: Turkish Lady Impregnated & Abandoned By Nigerian Man From Ondo (Video) by ishitinyourmouf: 3:59pm On May 11, 2020
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You're a very stupid human being, sometimes I wonder who raised people like you,see how you're talking about yoruba and igbo like Africans and Chinese, you're a degenerate.
your papa is more stupid

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Family / Re: Child Dedication Online: My Wife Is Angry I Didn't Spend More by ishitinyourmouf: 1:41pm On May 11, 2020
u converted an olosho to a wife. now face it
Sports / Re: Otunba Bet2win International Is Dead by ishitinyourmouf: 1:40pm On May 11, 2020
Melezenawii:
10 millions tweet reach not Followers, bloggers will not kill us with fake news
the bloggers are annoying. niaja alwsy have a way to spoil things
Autos / Re: First Body 2003 Highlander Limited Edition With Sweet Leather Interior 1.299k by ishitinyourmouf: 1:18pm On May 11, 2020
Azmanaty:
Location?
this guy will rob you. no say i no warn u o
Autos / Re: Very Clean 05 Toyota Highlander Reg 3row Leather Ac For Just 1.6m Nett by ishitinyourmouf: 1:17pm On May 11, 2020
Azmanaty:
1.3 cash down
azmanaty is an arm robber o. avoid him like a plague
Romance / Re: Have You Dated A Big Girl Before? Here Is My Experience With Them by ishitinyourmouf: 10:57am On May 11, 2020
fineboynl:
If you have dated a big girl before you will easily relate with this. Big girls is my term of the opposite of a big boy and not oloshos or Gold-diggers.

Here are my experience. I have dated a girl that has so many girls she called her children. she help them alot, like securing a job from her contact and as well as writing the application letters herself for them and arranging the cv.

She called me always and never flashed and it's calls that runs into hours per day. I will even get tired and tried cutting the calls to discharge her.

I and some of my friend dated girls of this trait. It's not that they have so much money but they have a niche for themselves. They do anty to your younger ones or girls around by taking them out or buying them stuff. Your family developed a feeling that this girl doesn't want anything from you.

They will never allow you spend any money on them, they come to your house with cab. They will never follow you to a gathering where your friends spend money only on drinks and foods. And if it happens by accident they will pass the money to you to at least pay some of the bills.
She doesn't like going out while others pay for her drinks.

They never collect transport or any money from you.
go and hustle, you are definition of a broke retard. in as much as i hate gold diggers, i will never collect money from any girl. except if she is out rightly paying me to Bleep her

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Romance / Re: Have You Dated A Big Girl Before? Here Is My Experience With Them by ishitinyourmouf: 10:55am On May 11, 2020
you mean BBW? cos u useless nigerians like using stupid words to describe things

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Health / Re: 60-Year-Old American Woman Dies In Delta Hotel, Boyfriend Arrested By Police by ishitinyourmouf: 10:13pm On May 10, 2020
i am so lucky not to have bleeped my sugarmumies to death. e get one bayelsa old woman wey i Bleep once, omo the woman like Bleep die. i bleeped her for close to 5 hours straight. i swear if na now i wont try it cos i know say she fit die
Health / Re: Suspected Coronavirus Victim Dies In Front Of Ogun Hospital by ishitinyourmouf: 8:21pm On May 10, 2020
Discombulator:

Did you miss the part that reads SUSPECTED
shut up, i knew you will talk rubbish as usual. why not suspect hunger. why suspect corona. your mama is next

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