₦airaland Forum

nigmarelli:
Boss greetings,how far?I no hear from you again!

My oga no mind me jare, i don save ur number sha. I left lagos for something urgent, when i get back by month end i go holla u for sure

barackodam:
Impossible brother.......

Impossible

Brother, lol. Me sef surprise when i hear the gist. Dem don license Dortmund but that rumour of Real Madrid, Manchester United and Liverpool being absent caught me the most.

barackodam:
That's Germany and France

. Nice, I hear rumour say Madrid and some other top clubs no go dey the new Pes 17. Boys won shift go Fifa sef

georgeonaya:
Thanks to our players around d World for making this country recognized n Proud ☺☺

. How many African teams in total? Can't see Ivory-Coast, Egypt and Cameroon

nigmarelli:
This na the only person i know(Mr Ola):These are his numbers:08027489675,08051565771,08098198599 and 08032834399,but na Lagos him dey o!Call am first to see if you console dey hackable in the first place.

. Boss, please what's the difference between hacked and jailbroken? The 2 dey confuse me. Where for lagos ur shop dey make I know if I fit patronize u, thanks.

endyuzo:
A demo for PES 2017 was released today on PlayStation 4, Xbox One, PlayStation 3, and Xbox 360. It features nine teams (including two national sides) and two stadiums, all of which are listed below.

You can pick up the demo right now using these download links: PS4, Xbox One, PS3, Xbox 360. The full game launches on September 13, which is two weeks before rival game FIFA 17 comes out on September 27.

According to PlayStation Universe, a demo for FIFA 17 will come out in early September, featuring teams like Real Madrid, Manchester United, Chelsea, and Bayern Munich. It will also apparently include stadiums like Stamford Bridge and Centurylink Field.
http://www.mobilestation.mobi/2016/08/here-is-whats-added-in-new-pes-2017-and.html

. I'm guessing those two national teams are Albania and Iceland, nice one. I'll love to see more African teams included as well if possible.

muhyideenabdul:
we hv experienced it in taraba state. pls dont travel o till your head count bcs it use to be informed a day to the headcount.

Those who weren't around in ur area what will happen to dem?

Few months i've spent teaching as a corps member in a school somewhere in osun state, I was able to make out this list and i'm sure you'd agree with some of my points!

Let's begin!

•The one who skips assignment.
This person is unaware about it, but she's making her students life miserable by dumping countless assignments that are impossible to finish before the deadline.

•The Noob.
This corper has no experience at all in teaching. He is usually focused and is never late. The students will either forget about him or remember him because he's HANDSOME

•The ace corper teacher.
Love him or hate him, he's so good at doing his job. He usually coaches student contestants during inter-school quiz. He's also known as the "over sabi corper"

•The absentee corper.
Who remembers his name? He might come to school like once in a month and the next time you'll see him is when it's time for principal to sign and give us our clearance for that month!

•The comedian.
One of the best corpers in school. They're the most memorable ones, fun to be with, turning the class into a comedy show. The students will immediately forget about the lessons.

•The one who fails at explaining.
She's incompetent. She'd just read whatever in her textbook and probably has no idea what she's teaching.

•The counsellor.
Every class of hers is like a counselling session. She never fails to make an enlightening advice to her students. She might teach for 5mins and the remaining period is for counselling.

You can add yours!
Written by muah!

I'm the Noob, Lol! Taught at Jet Age Private Eastern Ngwa, Amapu. Yeye place gan

Paulpaulpaul:
Abeg, anybody hear anything about NYSC headcount? There's a rumour about it among non corp members.



Pls, anyone with useful info should update us to avoid the avoidable.

I heard about it too, they're sick! Na during holiday when boys go house dem won do useless head count, make dem go ahead! I dey my papa house! Since they've chosen to be unreasonable, dat one no go with-hold my certificate

Any abia corpers in dis house? Aba North, aba south, Obingwa or Osisioma

ladyF:
Hi dear

Hello, are u with me regarding the question?

All protocols duly observed ... Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you the best question at this stage of our service year, WHEN BE P.O.P

Just to round off conversations, Amunike failed on personal terms and the NFF failed him as well. Failing to beat sudan at home is astonishing, afterall no be amaju pinnick play the ball. Secondly, for players who say unpaid salary affects them, I don't get people at times, don't they know putting up good performances can help sell your brand? Yes, they're playing for Nigeria but they are playing for themselves as well if they don't know. Where do the likes of Kingsley Michael, Michael Enogela, Osinachi Ebere and Chinedu Madueke go from here? Etoile du sahel, al ahly and the likes maybe. A chance at the AYC and WYC would have helped catch the eyes of european clubs.

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Day11:

Bros no just dey smile abeg, as na limited stock try keep one for me special. Will hit lagos in a few months time.

Day11:

. Fantastic offer this is! Can't wait to get to Lagos abeg!

Longest time, I hail una. Right now na POP sure pass. The NYSC scheme is greedy, only thinking about what u can do for it and not what it can do for u. Nigeria yeye gan, see students dey wait for teachers to teach dem inside waec hall o. The proprietor say no runs no pay! Nigeria is casted, that shit is everywhere. The educational system dey upside down, fresh boys dey village all in the name of onye nkuzi to these ungrateful village peasants and they ain't even willing to learn, I just tire sef. Abeg POP Countdown, who's with me on dis one? Gotta do something better with my life fast!

KeriBaby:
Enugu is fine dear.

. Big head, happy birthday

geekybabe:
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. Moyin, hmmm

MzJoan3:
Am new here....jst wanna make new Friends...responsible ones ooo lol..08132122322

You got me

mhizenugu:
Aw do you mean? Could you elaborate? I'm confused here..

. Lol, 50Cent made use of a certain Francis Odega movie clip and afterwards it went viral and increased his popularity. Afterwards, he got the etisalat deal and all

BlizzydoDo:
OMG..... now I'm worried buh lemme console myself with d fact d camping z jus 3weeks

. . . Well, don't really know what the girls hostel is like sha. Block A and B, the one close to the meditation ground didn't look all that bad. Pray Mr La Casera and all doz silly female soldiers won't be in ur stream, doz cats are none but idiots!

If u chose CRS, the camp is something else and everything there is designed to stain u. The male sanitary provisions are nothing to write home about, the toilet/bathroom is jail style, obubra is f**ked up I'm telling u. But just incase ure destined for Abia u can still let me know, I stay in village close to aba and my PPA is quite fun sha.

Whoever gets CRS or ABIA holla at me. I'm a corp member currently serving at Obingwa LGA, Jet Age private school to be specific. Initially got CRS but redeployed cos that place is hella stupid! Welcome to service life anyway, “Pa ra ran Pa ra ran, Para para para ran” (that's the soldier's trumpet)

Una weldon oh! If u get posted to CRS u can holla me for direction and other things but then if u get AB Ill be happy to hear from u cos I'm currently serving there.

badinfluence:
Oga stop blowing things out of proportion biko.. the state isn't that bad and the soldiers aren't too strict as compared to most camp.. the water running at the obs building is better and that guy that told you that is lying.

. . . I don't know your own definition of clean water but the tap at OBS wasn't producing any clean water. In fact that pump in front of female hostel block B had the best water but it was still far from clean. If u weren't in Stream 2 batch B, don't talk cos u don't know what I'm talking abt sir. A certain soldier who called himself la casera was extorting guys at mami, if u no get money to give am u go do frog jump. How many I won talk? I was there myself.

Someone asked for Kwara, was given Zamfara. Another asked for Lagos was given Ebonyi, and you say NYSC DG and officials are mentally sound? Lol, I doubt.

NYSC is bullshit, glad I redeployed though the bastard dg didn't give me exactly what I asked for. Sanitary condition of the camp is nothing to write home about, what will it cost the govt to supply graduates with adequate clean water over 3weeks? What are they trying to tell us in essence? That as graduates we don't have no value I guess. A soldier who never saw the 4walls of a university will harass u for nothing, and they say nysc hasn't lost its value? My guy, the whole orientation stuff is pointless! I don't know what stupid orientation they're giving with those explicit and useless man-o-war songs and all. In fact, Ill spend the 1year crossing my legs and arms, I also got me a fash so make nobody try me o! I go just gba gi egbe one time!

If the devil gets posted to Cross-River he'll ask for redeployment I'm sure. What do they have in camp but bullshit? The water is dirty, the soldiers are annoyingly strict! I don't know who they think they are! Someone in mami told me he was selling clean water some years back and the camp officials asked him to stop, what is that? You can't provide common clean water for graduates, you treat them like animals and u want the future of Nigeria to be in reasonable arms? Naaa, u can't plant beans and harvest garri. The likes of La Casera and co can't make heaven, the state as a whole has nothing to offer, the loud noise about tourism (obudu/tinapa) is the face of deceit, the only oil they have is palm and groudnut, “No Crude Oil” so don't be decieved. I'm glad I fucking redeployed, that state is casted! Transportation cost is mad with their freaking bad roads, travelling from Obubra to Calabar for give me miscarriage if to say I get belle, the roads be like road to hell fire. I can go on and on, Ill save the rest. To my men Ahmed, Shola, Kelvin, Francis "Nero", rooom leader Joseph, Platoon 2 football captain Eric, Okpara, etc this is your man C-Boy (Hostel C, Hall 4) ... Glad and proud I saw bullshit and made it through.

hilsocial:
ok. Meditation ground, parade group etc. If una fit jam dia ok.

. Boss, u dey around? I dey enter ur side 2moro o. Abeg give me ur number make we talk small for whatsapp

ogeoflyf:
Difficult ke!! I don't have medical report ooo. I was posted to yobe state can I redeploy on security grounds?

. Lol, ok. On security grounds, fine.