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Walspring:
Hmmmm

But how sure is your link for nysc office

To tell u the truth, na like 3men dey run am oh.
Na one I give money, the other one naim collect my details
Dem also get peeps wey dey run the database stuff

I don help people runs am with diz same men go states like Lag and Abj since last November, 100% record.
My time no go different abeg

DonPsymon:
Yeah bro



For real...
Me I give 1 man my call up number sha... Na my pops friend wey the work there too. I jes told him AKS... That's all


And that rumor that guy start... He said na 2nd choice dem d give o... If so na Anambra get me


And I have my reasons for selecting Anambra sha...

2nd Choice? Abuja? God no go gree abeg!!!

DonPsymon:
I must say you're 1 of the few folks I enjoy reading on here

You write a lot but you're always spot on

BTW

I know you 'runsed' yours from your post...


But what if you don't get where you 'runsed' and the ogbeni chopped ya mulla?

If e no workout he go refund me, I sure die.
2 of my friends wey been want Lagos but dem no see am choose been won runs am go lagos, I give am their money with their details. He return the money to my account, him excuse na say “You Cannot Runs It To A State You Didn't Pick During Online Registration”

Basically, the online reg dey limit ur chances of getting wetin u want if u won runs am.
But if truly they'll give u what you want is the big question.
All of us just choose 3, na only 1 many of us want for real

There's a strong rumour flying across states that the self-deployment stuff was just a trick to stop peeps from working their service/posting.

E really spoil market for people wey dey do runs sha, last last if the DG succeeds in fooling many e go bad well well o! Cos I'm certain many northern states won't have enough corpers if they go by what we chose.

Make I cross leg dey look, I'm 99.9% confident Ill get what I want, I've played my part and I'm sure God has played his as well, I'm destined for greatness. Its been a long time coming

elmisti:
LMAO!...so u mean say by d tym keribaby go enta village, her muscles go don be like serena williams own

Serena dey learn where keri dey!

omitooguns:
waoo i doff my cap oo...u no go get thrilled by life for those places again....


Me just dey look like waaaaooo ....as in fresh air, gentle people, green leaves left and right, fresh air...and ...quiet place....the funniest tin b say i no tell any1 say i dey go Osun...i just zoomed off....i see so many C'14 CM...men rural life make sense ooo

To an extent rural life dey make sense sha.
Once you get comfortable house, good water and near adequate power supply u no need anything again
The place go make u realise say city life no worth am,
If you enter Ilesa especially, ur mind go tell u say "sori ninu aye yi, kosi anything ta a mu wa, kosi anything ta wa mu pada lo"

elmisti:
She go don grow muscle well b4 camp...cuz to paddle canoe no go easy o

Na true you talk o, her arm dey measure like 19cm before.
When she come back e go don be like Iyanya own, all doz kain 40cm naim her arm go measure

elmisti:
Onirinkurin sombori

Egbon e daku n oh! Na when I small I waka most of doz waka so na my elder ones dey carry me

elmisti:
Seems u ar high on elephant grass...keri av gone to her village...so she wnt be online for 3 days cus na NAPEP she take

Keri tell me say na canoe she go use enter village, then from the water-park to her village house she go enter napep.
E fit take more than 3days sef, she fit no come online till after 21st o

omitooguns:
hw u take no ilesa ...u sef don go spy abi

No major town for Nigeria wey I never enter, especially for West.
Ilorin, Abeokuta, Oshogbo and Ogbomosho (My Uncles marry from doz sides), Ilesa, Ibadan, Ore, Akure, name it!
I don tey for travel o

omitooguns:
Ok send keribaby as d spy once she don com back from Akwa Ibom .... As i dey like dis na rush i dey...i no wan sleep for where i no sabi person...and Harinholar no dey Osun again she don go spy Ademasta..

Lol, Ilesa na home for all! Just knock on anybody door, any where night catch u. Dem go welcome u in let u pass the night.

omitooguns:
Na people from bible days start am.........."moses sent spies to cannan land".....so make sure u go and SPY a state b4 21st

Lol, the states I chose are a lot far from my current location sef

All these people going to spy on the state of their belief, una funny o.
Anyway, its because ur present locations aren't far from where you wonna serve that's why.
I can imagine a Lagos based person who intends to serve in Abuja travelling all the way just to go and "SPY" according to how una take talk am.

Not bad though, Ill so laugh at that keri girl if on the 21st she doesn't see akwa-ibom

temmyt007:
Patiently waiting for those gunning for Oyo.......make all of una no dull una self with posting o. Runz am make fear fear DG imself.

My brother u smart! Lol, u just spoke with the wisdom of an elder

JollyHills:
Really don't get things straight here, wil lik 2 quote sum persons,i av seen a space for dt..... bt wen I write,den it can't post........ confusing ooooo.... #Amnewthou#

Just add the person's name when you're writing, simple. The person will obviously see ur post in his/her mention.
JollyHills

JollyHills:
My problem is when I paid for jamb reg no,i filled ma full name bt wen it came out,i saw only 2 names via ma name nt complete,,evn. Wen I filled online stil d two names dt appeared..... Ope it wouldn't affect me later?

When you get to camp just make sure u include the 3rd name so that ur NYSC records can have all your names complete. Its not a serious issue though, hope it wasn't ur surname that was omitted

JollyHills:
Am new here,,,dnt evn kw wia 2 strt

Start from here --->

KashyBaby:
Lol....I no fit shout na.. why, do u have plans to invite all Nailanders in reception?

Nairalanders na name of person? Na only 1 person I know here and na u oh!

Good Morning Everyone
Good to know ya'll are doing fine, have a nice day ahead

KashyBaby:
Lol...why u want to get married so fast? Slow down.maybe after 2monz of marriage u will decide to divorce ASAP coz u realized u want to b single again...

Why I won marry fast? See dis girl o! U no know say I don old?! All my mates don marry finish
For my village we no dey do divorce, I no be celebrity so I no fit practice that kain thing,
Begin talk naa abeg make I know wetin dey,
Bring list make I know wetin we go buy for the traditional wedding, how many cow we go kill, bride price and other necessary things

PunkyVeer:
That song IS in English except the part that says jikeleza baby (turn around, baby), ungeza kimi ngiyakucela baby (come to me, I'm pleading baby). It's sort of a naughty song but not raunchy. Jika means turn or turn around, btw.

I had to check the lyrics

Soo basically, JIKA means TURN
I don dey learn language small small be dat

KashyBaby:
Lol....maybe ul do tat to me instead...

Indeed, I be like playboy for ur eye abi?
Try let your family people know say u won show dis side abeg make dem follow u come make we begin plan marital movement arrangement

PunkyVeer:
Lol, she must be sleep walking, intelligent guys are RARE if not extinct

Abeg translate that JIKA song by Mi Casa to English for me make I know wetin dem talk

KashyBaby:
Hahahahaa...I'll be home soon so be ready

See, abeg no use me play o
I no won hear say u do me dat thing wey dem dey call heartbreak

Samapoh:
Hello my e-family... It's been a while am here.. how is the waiting

The waiting is fine, we've been waiting for you since

At this decimal, my clock is on the ceiling
Remember, tomorrow can only come after the dark
No darkness, No Tomorrow,
Keep Calm, Keep Smart, Stay Blessed...


Outta here!

KashyBaby:
Well...as u can see there's a lot of couple who are suffering coz they never make it even how hard they tried...all I can say is tat it's better to stay single rather than with a wrong person...

Kashy I've got a few questions for you;
1) When are u finally coming home (i.e Africa/Nigeria)
2) When are we getting married?
3) How many kids are we gonna have?
4) Are You Gonna Say Yes or Yes to my proposal?
5) Are our kids gonna answer Filipino names or Nigerian names?


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JannahGem:
Oh sorry the question wasn't clear, nysc registration password

Ah ah! NYSC reg password?
Ahhh! This one pass my power o