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I only sleep on the left side of my bed,

I cannot ride a bike,

I wore braces(teeth) in Primary school,


George is the love of my life, He's the cutest monkey and guess what? He has a full head of hair,

I still suck my thumb, especially when I am sleepy,

I have 4 first names and 2 surnames,

Almondjoy I missed you like a child misses their blanket . Donde esta usted?? Bienveinido,

I pray all is well with you and the family,

Haven't been around much. Some parrot snitched on me, so I am being monitored by the other half ( anyway I am a woman I know how to work around that)

chiogo:
i miss u too, boo. don't worry, am here now , where u at??

baby I am here, a bit under the weather( the season is here unfortunately), I am leaving in a bit for the Library, have to meet some folks there. How is everything??

almondjoy:
Well that is the poster's opinion on how she chooses to deal with the subject. It might have relevance to what we are discussing or not. But we can do either of 2 things. Respond or ignore. I choose to ignore since it is not in line with my thought processes. We can be polite can't we?

Food for thought, I pledge as of today to atleast attempt this approach, Maybe I may enter heaven afterall

Touch by Omarion

almondjoy:
Ain't that the truth! Unfortunately the most guilty are the loudest here!--You know yourselves. When you are attacked for expressing yourselves, others think they have found their missing doormats. Forgeting that in this faceless and nameless world of Nairaland, we still have feelings. I agree with you. If you spit on ma face-- I certainly will puke on yours.


One thing I cannot stand here is intimidation. Don't put up with it in any shape or form. Unfortunately people who have never learned to respect other peoples' views can never do so even when they are about to take a death nap!

I couldn't agree with you more, You hit the hammer right where it should be hit. Now to all the guilty culprits, REPENT!! I have gotten myself into some verbal wars here on NL, but I am positively sure that 99.9% of the times I was provoked ( NOT that I am making excuses)

Just hate to see when those most guilty of prepetrating certain crimes start brawling foul when things aren't being done their way. Then again, Donkey did say the world nah level

almondjoy:
I think you have started a "sub thread" within the original one. We have not solved the first proplem of "abusive Nigerians" and now we are in the realm of "unpatriotic or corrupt" Nigerians. Are you bored already?

Very funny . I agree with you, let's deal with the one at hand then we can move on the other,

Look at some people, Pot calling Kettle bottom black, Hmmmmmm Indeed a travesty of justice,

Take the damn beam out of your eye before you attempt to do so to another,

As long as I am rubbed the wrong way, I shall rub back in return. Until such time, do unto others as you would have them do unto you, Cheers!!

mr ferlie:
thinking of making love to acid drop

I am angry, Don't you know I am jealous boy?

Acid is aiight you are forgiven

Somze wat ah gwarn me buoy?

Missing Mr. Ferlie real real bad,

Missing T like crazy

mr ferlie:
why? why? why? why?

true love is when you sex, sex ,sex, and sex your lover all the time.

Welcome back, I missed you like crazy baby

Ronnie dont shed tears she's fine ,

Missing:

Moody
Cuteass
Somze
Chiogo
Moondust
Sexyabby
Coco29
Jaybaby
Ronnieslimmy
2old4that
Free
ptbnaija
Kulashaka
Acidrop

Not since I have lived here,


U?

Too bad prozac doesn't cure STD's, gutter rat,

I bite,

Yep, the bank,

Are you a science fan?

Yes I do, but I prefer Nollywood,

u?

Of course the heifer who is defiant that it(true love) doesn't exist cannot and should NOT be help accountable. During her miserable life she has jumped from one man to the next like a rabbit, thus her reasoning should be excused,

Muy caliente

ariblaze:
@ islander

who is Curious George?

you got a pet monkey?

How can you not know about George, the curious one? Man he is the best thing on tv( well back in the days) I grew up reading him since I was a kid, I used to be a good girl just so daddy would read about him to me, Plus my eldest brother's name is George, so it was a family thingy,

toyinrayo:
how can you not know curious george?

@islander
i dnt even think the shows come on anymore, i used to be crazy about curious george

I just some dvds at the home of one of my clients. I think the mom said she bought them in Spain last year. I went as far as borrowing them ( well I made me own copies, shhhhh)

George is the man, He sleeps next to me, That's my man for real, (Moodylady don't get jealous oo.)

same here, weather sucks, I am ok( in a bit of pain), Just signed on to say hi until one nappyhead ghetto ho tried to talk to me. Well you know Islander doesn't play,

I am working tomorrow, so I am going to bed early,

Sweetie,I miss you too Chiogo ( a bit under the weather ) How are u love?

. $35,000 per yr,  Thank God for SL/P, $$$$$$, so prostituting wouldn't our 2nd job to make ends meet,

Thank God for cowards, I Have all day,

Thank  God for bleach creams, weaves and braids, Ugly f.uckers can attempt to look like me,

Thank God for antibiotics, so sick and over used Vagis have hope, ( bitch you are barking up the wrong tree alien)

Thank God for sluts, whores and bitches, so good girls like moi can remain sexually inactive for a good while,

Thank God for heifers too, gives me the opportunity to exercise my larnyx,

cute-ass:
Thinking yes oo, it was a good one for u yesterday moodylove, congrats and i'm so happy for you

Thinking wonder why moondust wants time fast-forwarded, is he pregnant?

Thinking why did i agree to bake for this organisation sef, now they wont let me be

Thinking i'm having a great day and hope nothing ruins it oo

Thinking can't wait for hip-hop classes later in the evening after the baking

Thinking i'll finish Islander today for sending me to bed last night without giving me an answer

Is that so?

@topic

Thinking did he had to do this to me, After all I invested. I am so pissed, one thing I do know I won't be around to help with diapers. I am too damn young to be a great-

Thank God for making me who I am,

Thank Him for giving me the wisdom to detect those fake friends and for the courage to rid my life of them,

Thank God for all my trials, they have built my character

Thank God for Alley, Chris and Marlon, even when I am being a Jackass you guys still stick around, nuff love,

Thank God for Cas too, Now I know I should NOT settle for anything but the very best!!

I am in love with George, Curious George that is, He's the cutest Monkey on the Planet,

every second of every minute of every hour of every day(on NL)


Have u ever bitten your tongue while eating?

that hateful people are always ugly people,

Thinking, hmmmmmm me en mi amor,

Hell NO, (life's too damn good)

Ever felt like e-slapping someone?

Missing all my NL homies, ( you know yourselves),