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davidylan:
ISLANDER IS CRYING BECAUSE SHE WASNT BORN WHITE!  

I'm not complaining. . .   don't worry, i just love my black skin as it is. Greet your white brothers and sisters for us at stormfront.  Tell them your exchange rate is $1 to whatever it is you quote. . . show them your hair . . .  u already have a free passport to the white world you so would love to belong to.
Do us black fools a favour, leave our black site! Abi na by force?  

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! is this really you? Damn I thought you claimed to have fire under your wideass butt,

No I love my colour very much puppy, If it were a shade darker I swear I would have followed suit and bleached. Thank God for that,

davidylan:
I have always said that James Watson was right in claiming that many blacks are truly unintelligent.   Now, $1 = 114.07 Japanese Yen
It might interest you dullard to note that Japan is the world's SECOND LARGEST ECONOMY!!

I have always told you but the wool in your head prevents you from understanding the fact that exchange rate is not synonymous with economic prosperity!!   You have a good exchange rate but no economy LMAO!! This woman na wa. u go school at all? or were you sleeping in economics class?

Oh lard asswax, Economically we are not as desperate as your hungry asses, Who the hell compares Japan with 150 sq mls of land?  You bat, maybe if you spend less time trying to make everyone else look dumb and more time being human then many of the useless rants you spew on this forum wouldn't be,

Again, We are well off mongrel, UGLY DAVID, gosh you are ugly, The first time I saw you I was so disappointed, Thought after viewing all your posts I would have been greeted by a HUNK not a freaking Troll

davidylan:
How can? Its amazing how non-nigerians can come to a nigerian website and cry so loudly for attention. Are there no carribean chat forums anyone? I thought since they don't export 419 people they'd be smart enough to have one.

Ah well since they are NOT AS BLACK as us how can they be intelligent enough to open one. Maybe the webmaster who would have helped them is still busy with night school pretending to study for a masters degree.  

NOT AS BLACK as us!! LMAO!!! 9% white, 89% black, 3.4% Irish, 2.0% German . . . abeg fill us in on the rest o madam "I AM ALMOST WHITE".  

ROFLMSAO, everytime you make a fool of yourself by posting this it gives me an orgasm, , LOL I will die, Now David, I was trying to get one of my male pals on the line to chit chat, he's out shagging, Unlike this deck deck, always on Nairaland, Men your age are busy having dinners or out with women instead your uglyass is stuck in Rochester. Thank God you went there, maybe the snow would help with your complexion,


@toyin-the--ho,
gosh, why don't you take a crash course in Grammar? You english is giving me "red eyes"

toyinrayo:
@ bitchlander,

please tell me your not yoruba or nigerian because bitches like u just dnt belong

Free womanliness no, I don't need to be watched and scrutinized everywhere I go, And please ask your mom the next time you see her why she was nicknames "Village Spit cup"?

davidylan:
If she were even 0.01% a shade of white i'd have just ignored her! This nappy headed black chic! I wont be surprised if you are even lighter than her.   And she dares call others black fools?

David you call me nappyheaded? Damn boy, Thanks to your entire clan, the Asians still have a lucrative weave business, Too bad you people wear them terribly. Nice straight weave on damn bad perms, No NO goat, My lovely hair was inherited, Thanks to my beautiful Irish Grandma and my Carib grand pa, Keep on trying to make a valid point gay, BTW, the anual Gay Parade is coming up, Looking forward to see you on 7th Avenue, Come out of that closet and STOP living a lie, chi chi mon

David please speak the truth, I won't be able to see your black ass if light goes out in your village, My complexion is not as frightening as yours, Tahnk God or I  would have followsuit and bleach like your people,


@Toyin, gosh I know realise how dumb you? So responding to you won't be serving me any purpose, Again Edo go check out who is synonymous with prostitution, You see in my Islands the US1 =EC$2.65 so selling sex is never never one of our past time, Now little ho get cracking.

David the sheep shagger,

I was just about to go to bed. You took atleast 1 hr to reply me all those crap, ?

Ofcourse I know what a fellowship is, Just trying to aid you in coming out of your closet Robert,

Black you say? NOT AS BLACK as you and your likes,

My Dead Granny is now the cause of your headaches, que las ti ma el pero, She is in Heaven, doing fine,

My night school is now bothering you? Awwww, remember in the spring Dr. T was during the day, yOU POOR FOOL.

Oh, don't worry the forged Passport you used with the fake age would soon catch up with you, hairless mumu,

I have a book to send to you. REad it you may learn a thing or two " HOW NOT to invest in a woman until atleast you have met her"ROFLMSAO,

You claim I am lying , prove I am nah,

Wait was it Sprint or T-mobile?  She did tell me the the company but I forgot, I ginne die,

Wait David, why did the white girl dumped you again?  Is it because you couldn't handle your business in bed? Now that is common with a 24 yr old virgin MALE, And to think there are books on dealing with these things;, instead you chose to report to me On YIM, damn asshole,


Stop going to the ROMANCE thread screaming about love and sex, YOU lost your virginity last year to a white fat woman who couldn't get laid by anyone of her kind, , lolol

toyinayo, OMG, Please bat pay more attention to your teachers and less attention to the jobless boys down your block,
WTf is this crap supposed to mean?

toyinrayo:
^{for your immorality same time happy u learn some vocab. . .but atleast learn how to use them}

toyinrayo:
LMAO . . .atleast get the right info before u start yapping. . .David, hon, why are you arguing with this fool. . .?

ROFLMSAO.this is all you can say?
Anyway maybe if you work hard enough David would send you a phone as well. He likes giving them away, LOLOLOLOLOL, Well seeing how cheap you are, you won't even have to spread your hideous legs, Ashewo,

toyinrayo:
LMAO. . .very ridiculous. no self-respect at all. a young adult like me trying to help you out , someone as old as you ^shame, in your areas of many flaws.

you notice you say the same curses on every thread. babe, its time to upgrade. guess you're the only one with mother and father? yet u display yourself thus? haba. . .islander why lie na?

who did you beat? you want me to star trading insults with u while i got better things to do? are you that stupid? who did this to you girl? they should be punished b/c your stupidity has evoluted itself to another form o. . .its what they call maniac, retardation o

hehehehe

you beat me? girl, you crazzzzzzzzy!!!!!! i prefer action better than words. .since i can't reach you and mop you with the gutter. . there's no point.

you like the word pussy so much. . .why don't you just do surgery and change your hermaphrodite self to a female? its what runs in your generation for ages na. and while your doing that. . .check with a pastor. . i beg you. . .

Yes I am sitting now in the comfort of my home, ONE question for you "Emannuella", Did you have your HIV test lately? I am concerned for you, You Edo ho, (Portugal are tired of you),

Yes! I would love to get my hands on you bitch, BTW, is your status in order?  LOL, your illegal ass would soon be sent back to your dusty village to your dusty hut, Now mongrel get back to your dog house,

David new comer to America who thinks he knows everything. Lard boy stop makin amocker of yourself. Even I who have been coming here since my early teens don't behave as if I wrote the constitution. You run around NL acting like you know it all.

So wait. First I was in community college now am doing continuing education, lol, go and check your facts bush monkey,
When I am done with my night and (days classes) I won't be owing the Fellowship( Brothers of Holy Gay domK any money,

While you are at checking the lastest phones to giveaway, get me an Ipone, you are such a loser even with cash,

I will cuss the likes of you as long as you keep getting in my way,

BTW, Haven't you bragging lately about your doctor" peds" mom? What happened you found out that Kulashaka and )PTBnaija aare actually about to become cadiologists, and Samsillo is actually a Surgeon? Damn black fool

Jeezs Lar I wrote you 1 post you sent me 3, LOLOLOLOL, this is a first, I rock!!

Lies?? LOLOLOL you wished. 101% truth,

BTW why did the Nlder snet you back the phone? Asswax, Not even my 13 yr old nephew gives up somethign without atleast seeing the girl,

You fake ass PHD, tell us all that you are finishing up your Masters, just like so many of us.

Look at this asshole. Go check all your posts, you are the one always ranting about your education and job. You go around attacking people on the Religious thread then you have the nerve to call my mouth foul,

BTW, how much was the pastage to send that phone all the way to Ossining? Yes in westchester I mean,

YIM convos are safe and sound don't worry. Atleast when I am about to use them I won't be modifying them like you did. Little pussy tail, blod cloth chi chi mon,

Por thing, my little 5 yr old nephew has girls dying to kiss him hard grown man like you never tasted a "virgina" until you almost hit "Men -a-pause" ROFLMSAO,

Let me tell you like I have done so many here. DO NOT believe everything a faceless person says on YIM or the internet. I am a happy spinster. Atleast I know no "economic refugee" won't be using me for status, neither to "eat me out" meaning depleting my resources,

Islander rocks!!, continue coming at me, You mess pot,

PS, the girl you took home really dumped you for your best pal? Now that is just not right, I ginne ooooo.

Yes I go to classes at night asswax( and during the day too) You see I am NOT stuck in basement cleaning rat shit all day like you. Then talking about doing Assays,

Please David you know I don't give a damn about what comes out of my mouth, so roll monkey, let's climb George

@gay David , I have been waiting for your black ugly ass to come here for days.

LOL, for the last time the 74 on my YIM is NOT my BY and if it were, what does that have to do with you?

Why don't you mind your business instead of busy buying phone for Nl woman who later dumped your ugly ass for Terra corta,
You gay keeps going around rtelling men they are cute. Who man I mean a real man tells another man he is cute,

I am in my 30's and look much better than your bald plated ass,

Look at you. God bless American. You spent 24 years in Nigeria and the ONLY woman who was brave enough to stare you in that black face later realised she made a mistake an dumped you for your best friend. How nice, LOL,

Let me go get my praise on, atleast it is not with your stink white hoes,

PS, Tell us all why you so foolishly come on NL depending white women. Tell them how it was a fat white woman who saved your ass by ""stealing" your virginity last year. Remembered how elated you were when you came to my YIM singing how you didn't know what to do, You asshole, you just bite off more than you can chew, Now give me a few let me finish up my class, I will skip rehearsals tonight just for your asshole, buller,

OMG!! Just took a break from my studies to see these two ugly ass fools here spewing crap.

Toyin stinking womanliness, didn't I whipped your ass and sent you to your project last night? Look bitch, Islander has an excellent life, great job, honorable family. Unlike you refugee. Your bleached out ass should be hiding from the immigration instead of running about town acting all straight.

You took it upon your dunce ass to engage yourself in something that had absolutely nothing to do with you. You stink mouth, go floss those yellow teeth you hide when attempting to smile.

Your whoring mother needs to tell you who exactly your real father is, instead of having you believed it's the neighbour's husband. All your type does is sell your sick p.ussies all over the world,

Now bitch get a life and a job.

@Nella, que las ti ma, The outside world has rejected me? ROFLMSAO, You have not a clue who Islander is, so I suggest when you go about spreading your hideous legs, you do your investigation,

Nella you too need to try getting your papers in order, you refugee. All you and your likes do is over populate other pples countries while depleting their resources.

Let me get back to my studies, but I would be back,

No ( si )


Is my babysis ok?

nope,

u?

almondjoy:
That is why "it" is called a "boy"---- Get yourself "a real man" who is confident in himself ---trusts you and understands what the saying means that "the sum is greater than the individual parts"---Synergy--- Deal with maturity not juvvy delinquency! Also someone with a job not a student. Goodluck-------

And the Professor has spoken, now pay heed dear

the complete opposite.

u?

sallysexy:
i have a feeling that someone likes Islander


wdyh?

Care to elaborate? I am confuzzled

I wish you the same too sweetie

I love tomatoes,

I have a bad temper,

I hate to study,

I love the colours Green and Black,

Goofy so we have something in common,,cool,

goofy:
@Islander

So many u`ve got there.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Honestly, I have never counted, Do you like them too?

Somze when would you stop lying boy? Didn't your parents tell you it's bad?

I am fighting you? Who came at who? Look as I said stay the f.uck away from Neelsel,

Yes! yes! I am crazy, Didn't you know? Well now you know, so anything I do and say I cannot be held accountable,

Get freaking lost, and while you are praying, pray for your crew and yourself that you may all repent of your "snakish" ways and stop the e-gossiping, it is bad for friendships, Now tata, I have to go make Myself, C and Mama proud,

A banana and cup of diet green tea.

WDYH?

If I were male, date,


J Holiday,

goofy:
Hi Islander,who or what do u love?

Hi Goofy( nice name)

I love Me, Myself and I, oh and shoes, pocket books and money, oh and Jesus too,

mdsocks:
and is that not selfishness

Says who

It gives me chills each time one of you losers call me crazy,  I just love it.

Now please mr. short-term memory, go back to your first post to me on this thread. Now bat, didn't you threaten me about stepping in your territory? Now tell me who is delusional, asswax,

The truth hurts, all my haters shall be exposed right here, especially those who reside on my YIM, I will take my time and deal with you one by one here in public.

Keep your emoticons child, use them to make yourself look better,

Islander has no space in her schedule for people like you,

Again, this should come as no surprize to you Somze, I NEVER trusted you,,, so all along I was playing your game, I read a lot of threads so I knew who you are boy.

Look around and see those "crying" about me thinking they hate me are the ones who are guilty.

FYI you and no one in your entourage pay my bills, rent etc, so who cares whether or not you talk about me or hates me[/b]PS, When I visit my "shrink" I would make mention of you, maybe he/she would prescribe something for you too,  oPPs,  Not sure if they give medication for Snakes,

Now run along and stay away from me. [b]Paranoid and Delusion are synonymous to me, as lying and gossiping and instigating are to you Somze, ########## You have officially been added to my NLHB, ( google that, lololololol)

somze:
Islander
Cant you just put up 1 simple lie i told come on.
If i'm such a huge liar you should have tonnes of evidence to prove the fact

1. You have exposed and discarded me and my crew - whoever they are - with nothing but empty rubbish. Not a single statement based on fact or any sort of proof. The best you did was bring up a war between you and moondust. And you absolve me of any blame when you said it started before me. So how am I an instigator. Clean up your english ok, don't let a jobless, not worth $6 dollar educator correct you.

2. Please get your secretary to bring up all my files and be kind enough to post them to prove once and for all you are an Angel and I'm such a big fat liar.

I'm too poor to have a secretary so i rely on yahoo messenger archives and hi5 mail. Not that i'd post them here but I'd love to go through what your secretary sent to see if it was tampered with  

Somze, get lost, As I said earlier. Move on Islander has rid you and those who associate with you.  I don't mingle with reptiles, I am allergic.

No I did NOT discard you and your entourage based on rubbish, but rather on your evidences, prick,

The audacity of you threatening Islander, please boy get your head check,

The truth hurts I know, The threads are there to prove what you do best on NL and that is fuel wars, Get a job a real one,

Islander has an exam soon, but she will be back,

PS, I told you NEVER to mess with me, now you know, BTW where is Nella? you jumped in to save her now she has deserted your sorry ass, WOW!

Me, Myself and I

ronnie-slimz:
missin. . moi swithart. . tboi. . love u!!

also. .

islander
damsol
mukinatul
woteva
lalaboi
jaybaby
chiogo
lysaa
moonie
droppie
marlet
browniesilkie
somze. . big bruv
tunmishoooo
amigoz
ptery. . wie u at?

Miss you too baby,

missing also my 2 bonifides

Moodylady da bomb
Cute ass, my silent lamb

Jaybaby
Coco29
Marlet
Damsol
Watever
Crazykid
2old4that
Moondust
Babeelove

jejelolatu:
xtopher columbus was a liar?
lol at that.

Yes he was, claiming to discover places that he never sat foot on

jejelolatu:
xtopher columbus was a liar?
lol at that.

let it go girl, sh.t happes, we all just got to let it go.

have been there before[ the sports thread raging fire]
some pees just kept fuelling it.
they will do the same here.
free them girl.
sure u want to do this??

Yes shit happens, but not when you have assholes sticking their noses where it doesn't belong, even if they were promised some "baca" (sex) Assholes,


@Naija baby, It's all good, Just that I am allergic to snakes and back stabbers, Nothing personally dearie