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OMG, you are mistaking me for your village ho of a mother, Poor thing, Go and ask her why you and all your other siblings have nothing in common,


@topic.Wrong daddy, don't know who ur daddy is,

Not really.

Have u?

Thinking that you should not be pissed (that's my posture )

touche:
nope, esp if its a Nairaland user called islander

Is it going to rain?

I can see you were neglected as a child. Sadly, years of abandonment can never be replaced. My suggestion is that you seek the face of the LOrd.  I am warning you ( and I know who you are jobless dunce) get out of my face,

@moondust I was until some slowpoke pissed me off in the sports and now this game thread, Anyway I soon out (heading home, was out of town)
And naa I had him buy me recess from then on (that's what happens when u have lots of older siblings to fight your wars)


@Chiogo, yes I have.

have u?

Foolish goat, I am not a new yorker asswax

@topic

Notorious chi chi mon ( gay)

Yes back in Primary school, beat the crap out of him during recess,


u?

A-40:
@Islander
Chill and don't fall for that broad's silly game its not worth it she just d'ick rides from time to time when it comes to beefs@medube
Who is shivering? We are ready to serve them some hot-sauce when Nov 3 comes,

Enjoy your stay at the top its less than 17 hours to go for yall

Heard you bro, just hate being riled up for nothing jare, Anyways we will chat later, take care,

@Chiemba, I am not at all vex,

Not at all, I am beginning to practise frugality ,

Have u?

Chiogo baby, I have been trying too, but sometimes it just cannot be ignored,

@topic,
Naa I am out of town about to head home,

You?

OMG!!!!! Joblessness has really taken its toll, I can now understand why some mothers abort their pregnancies,

Coward

Yes, really, (first answer)

Force what in?

@topic

Is there a mentally disturbed sibling in your family?

While the "negative" contributors were busy having fun. Dishonest hawks capitalised on the opportunity to cheat hard working citizens off their earnings, Que las ti ma, lo siento mumu

I-man:
Smack 'em hard.

Promise to do just that

I don't have sex, it's against my religious practice,

Have u ever been abused as a child?

touche:
Maintaining sanity on the website was difficult because of vulgar-mouthed ( ) members like Islander.

You Coward, you had to hide behind a fake username, You see that's the difference between Islander and you Monkeys, I don't give a damn.  It would be much easier monitoring vulgarity as opposed to fraud (your trademark) Now git puppy, your bone awaits you,

touche:
Seun was despised by many (e.g. Islander) simply because he tried to maintain a level of sanity in his website.

f.uck off and while you are at it, suck Mr. Sanity's hairless balls. If using members usernames to create havoc is your definition of sanity, then my assylum has an empty room for you both,

A-40 I have never been to Nigeria, so unfortunately I wasn't there,

@topic

Jessica Simpson

chiegemba:
i beg 4 peace abeg

I was minding my own business until one "goat skin lawyer" went out of her miserable way to involve me in her internet mess, Now it's war,

Who is a real mumu banning people and changing their surnames for no valid reasons

Herb is the healing of the nation, Drugs is it destruction ( Omo eko I just had to borrow that one jare ))

have u ever had a pina colada?

Jackal:
Nairalingo? Now thats a FIRST.
I am willing to learn that . . . . . . .No knowledge is LOST.
Can u translate this in your lingo? . . . . . .JACKAL IS IN A FIGHT MODE AND READY TO KILL SOME NAIRALAND VERMINS.

. All you snakes who used to be busy bad mouthing Jackal on your YIM ( there are other names too) and have now turned like lizards and pretending to be his friends, Islander will soon expose all ah uno, blood cloth,

I hoped you can translate that one ( i am still awaiting my BMW)

OMG.Rhianna can sing people, abeg leave her out,

@topic

Ashanti

Lindsay Lohan

Paris Hilton

Jennifer Lopez

Robin Thicke

Thank God for YIm, so liars can be brought to justice,

There was a forum called Nairaland,

Jackal:
@ Islander,

What are u ON about?
Summon who up?
Is you talking GREEK, SPANISH or HINDU?

Naaa Boss I am speaking a combination of Nairalingo with a bit of Island spice,

sure can


YOU?

Yes you all can come, I am willing and able, just don't keep me waiting too long,

Jackal summons her up, my patience is running thin, plus I am out of town and would soon be leaving on my long trek home,  I hate it when I am aroused( and sex is not a factor)  Now I am freaking hyperventilating, I want to know why the f.uck was I involved in Nairaland mess,

@Naija, well it started HERE and it shall end HERE!!!!!

"Stronger" kanye West,

Ralvy lighten up, all humor

@topic
Yes I was born in the ocean,

Can u cook?